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You like magic: the gathering? If so post here and ask what card pops into my big evil head when I think of you. The suspence is killing you....

i like yu-gi-oh!

Tell me! Tell me!

I like it!!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Tell me! Tell me!
You were easier then your mom after three hits of tequilla.

http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Coffin_Puppets.jpg
Yes, Coffin Puppets, cause though a zombie which is a well known creature type (When it was made it wasn't really..) you're a puny 3/3 for 3BB! Okay, like liberals before you you can spring back up after a healthy dose of defeat. But only by sacrificing two lands, only during your own turn, only if you're in the graveyard, only if you control a swamp, and only if it's on a Tuesday between 12-6:00pm.. Oh, and to top everything off you're a rare, so cheapasses like me won't even put you in thier deck..

Ok sug tell me.

ME! ME! ME!

dude, i posted first!

man, you need a life. Pick me. (Sarcasm)

and ME!!!!!?!?!?!?!

What card am i?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
ME! ME! ME!

dude, i posted first!
I should make you go last but I'm feeling relativly nice today..

http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc09670.jpg
Not an offical card is you, but you still somehow manage to kickass, well.. in a parrelel dimension maybe. I say this cause considering the crap you're hanging around (IE: The other cards..) you're not going to be getting many +1/+1 counters..

am i at least rare?!

Originally posted by Big Evil
You were easier then your mom after three hits of tequilla.

http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Coffin_Puppets.jpg
Yes, Coffin Puppets, cause though a zombie which is a well known creature type (When it was made it wasn't really..) you're a puny 3/3 for 3BB! Okay, like liberals before you you can spring back up after a healthy dose of defeat. But only by sacrificing two lands, only during your own turn, only if you're in the graveyard, only if you control a swamp, and only if it's on a Tuesday between 12-6:00pm.. Oh, and to top everything off you're a rare, so cheapasses like me won't even put you in thier deck..


What a bunch of crap! Magic the gathering is lame anywayz.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Ok sug tell me.
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Spiritmonger.jpg
Some guy won some contest that made you exsist. Clearly WOTC was payed off to produce this card because only one word can justify and describe it's exsistance.. "PWNAG3"..

cmon what am i?

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
What card am i?
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc01565.jpg
What the H?!?! You cost no-thing but are not an artifact but infact a red creature! You're a rare breed indeed (Five to be exact..) but as a kobold you're always a suprise at the table. Course you're not very strong but hey, you get what you pay for..

Hmm, a mildly interesting thread.

I see so what can i do?

me?

ME NEXT

Originally posted by Clovie
and ME!!!!!?!?!?!?!
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc00928.jpg
A black raging goblin? Sorta.. Yeah you're not as quick to get on the battlefied as that red coloured S.O.B, but wether blocking or attacking if you came across him you'd win THAT fight. Yeah you're pretty cool, too bad they didn't make devils on a regular basis. Infact I think you're the only one. It's lonely at the top isn't it now???

interesting....this cards sound cool.

can you tell me, please?

Originally posted by DeRFmAn
ME NEXT
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Battered_Golem.jpg
You're good for an artifact creature.. I guess..
I mean you're sortof useful, you can be abused.. umm.. maybe..
Err.. I think that's about as good as you're going to get. Both here, and in your love life..

Originally posted by Big Evil
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc00928.jpg
A black raging goblin? Sorta.. Yeah you're not as quick to get on the battlefied as that red coloured S.O.B, but wether blocking or attacking if you came across him you'd win THAT fight. Yeah you're pretty cool, too bad they didn't make devils on a regular basis. Infact I think you're the only one. It's lonely at the top isn't it now??? purplequeen1
this sounds nice.

Originally posted by cindy8219
can you tell me, please?
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc00966.jpg
Nice. You make the opponent hesitant to attack, sure at first glance you seem like an overly expensive wall that could attack if ti actually had some power.. but you quickly mature into a mean 4/4 flying rukh! Okay, there is no other "rukh" creature, but you're still cool.. or should I say hot?

Originally posted by Big Evil
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc00966.jpg
Nice. You make the opponent hesitant to attack, sure at first glance you seem like an overly expensive wall that could attack if ti actually had some power.. but you quickly mature into a mean 4/4 flying rukh! Okay, there is no other "rukh" creature, but you're still cool.. or should I say hot?

Oh, that was very nice. Thank you.

This one is acutally based off Saddam Hussein, if you watched his autobigraphy it's actually alot like the story of Crovax and his legacy as evincar..

http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Crovax_The_Cursed.jpg
And like this card it's overhyped cause of who he be. Unpowerful, and no sight to behold neither.. this card is hardly worth the effort of destroying, unless there's some other motivation behind it. IE: This "war on terror" crap they try to feed us. *HintHint*..

so what magic card doe the infamous Fellatio remind you of?

Originally posted by Big Evil
You like magic: the gathering? If so post here and ask what card pops into my big evil head when I think of you. The suspence is killing you....

You should tell me next, considering i'm probably the only one here (other than you) who knows about the game...

Does the card mean anything ? what value will it do to me ?

Originally posted by GCG
Does the card mean anything ? what value will it do to me ?

When you die, it will save your life...

wtf ? thats unfair !!!!

Cats get seven and cannot do half the things i do

What about me Big Evil?

Originally posted by GCG
wtf ? thats unfair !!!!

Cats get seven and cannot do half the things i do

Life's not fair, deal with it...

Originally posted by Fellatio
so what magic card doe the infamous Fellatio remind you of?
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Bloodfire_Dwarf.jpg
For one mana you cannot complain at all. This card murders swarm decks like rats, saproling, squirrels, and other weenie infestations. It also can serve to chump block and perhaps kill of a few beef-caked creatures. (Though highly doubtful.) Useful burn. You should be proud..

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Life's not fair, deal with it...

Which one ? the first one or the second one ?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
You should tell me next, considering i'm probably the only one here (other than you) who knows about the game...
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc03182.jpg
The first EVER mercenary! (Mogg Catcher is the thought-of red mercenray card, how little n00bs know..) You may seem useless but no-one complains about not having fun with you around. (I'm sure if we think hard enough we can find a use for shuffeling the library..)

Originally posted by Big Evil
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc03182.jpg
The first EVER mercenary! (Mogg Catcher is the thought-of red mercenray card, how little n00bs know..) You may seem useless but no-one complains about not having fun with you around. (I'm sure if we think hard enough we can find a use for shuffeling the library..)

His saying sound alot like a motto of mine...shifty

ok...whats my card?

Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
What about me Big Evil?
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc09742.jpg
Not to be taken seriously, but still a well complimentry to the white philosophy card. Too bad you're not legitamate, you'd go great in a white-weenie deck..

Originally posted by shellie
ok...whats my card?

ohh, ohhh, may I Big Evil?

*waiting*

Originally posted by shellie
ok...whats my card?
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Quirion_Sentinel.jpg
Okay, no game-breaker that's for sure. But you more or less humbly excude a 2/1 creature for one mana bassicaly. Bringing you out results in most likely another spell being played. More often then not another creature spell. Proving you don't like to travel alone. And with good reason, you're fricking green!

Originally posted by Big Evil
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Quirion_Sentinel.jpg
Okay, no game-breaker that's for sure. But you more or less humbly excude a 2/1 creature for one mana bassicaly. Bringing you out results in most likely another spell being played. More often then not another creature spell. Proving you don't like to travel alone. And with good reason, you're fricking green! ok...looks good I guess.

though blue is more my color

I wonder who's the lucky one and gets krosen the cloudscrapper...

Originally posted by GCG
*waiting*
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc01868.jpg
Very VERY rarely does black have a spell that can hurt black, much less one that HOSES itself. People should take advantage and have you in their deck despite your high demands for mana.You go great with darkest hour for some ******* X-Factor. To think, some serious creature countering and no blue mana was needed at all!!!

and me

Originally posted by Big Evil
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc01868.jpg
Very VERY rarely does black have a spell that can hurt black, much less one that HOSES itself. People should take advantage and have you in their deck despite your high demands for mana.You go great with darkest hour for some ******* X-Factor. To think, some serious creature countering and no blue mana was needed at all!!!

What is HOSES and mana ?

Originally posted by Demarthl
and me
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc06553.jpg
You're blind, and you're batty, were you expecting any less? Not only that, but you're a disgrace and thus reserved to be in a portal expansion. IE: "Magic for kids"..
I won't get into how you look like a deformed non-useful creature type version of Bog Imp..

thats what i get for expecting something half decent from some i think im hard net nerd geek leet wannabe

And I?

omg I wonder what I'd be then lol

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
And I?
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc04507.jpg
It's amazing to me how the really good people manage to slip pass the radar. You're stats are okay I suppose, but what really makes you great is your utter compassion. You're willing to sacrifice any chance of ever seeing the light of day so your buddies can have a chance to once again feel the good vibrations. Also in rare scenarios this will put a damper in a milestone deck's plans..

Originally posted by Coldfire
omg I wonder what I'd be then lol
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc04703.jpg
Don't see many blue creatures on this board do you? Gee.. wonder why., perhaps it's the fact that we go through the trouble of hearing your technocrat jibber jabber out, only for you to have a semi-good ability that's only convient for you. Yeah, you're everything that's wrong with liberalism. But atleast you're original in your selfishness..

And just to show you all I'm indiscrimanate I shall post my own creature card..

http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Leonin_Squire.jpg
Unfourtanatly this card will never see it's own creature-based deck achretype.. However it's a cheap weenie with a limited but cool none the less ability. Depending on what format you're playing in, Leonin Squire can be a real pain in the butt..
(The sadistic socialist..)
Type 1: Black Loutusts and Mox Pearls.
(That crazy commie..)
Extended: Cursed Scrolls and Mox Diamonds.
(Ohnoes! t3h anarchrist!)
Type 2: Artifact lands and Welding Jars.

Originally posted by Big Evil
http://www.anycraze.com/images/products/magic/mc04703.jpg
Don't see many blue creatures on this board do you? Gee.. wonder why., perhaps it's the fact that we go through the trouble of hearing your technocrat jibber jabber out, only for you to have a semi-good ability that's only convient for you. Yeah, you're everything that's wrong with liberalism. But atleast you're original in your selfishness..

You just called me selfish?? omg you really don't know me then.....

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whatz myne???