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Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.

A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.

Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have.

turn emo, chicks dig emo boys no really they do i dunno why lol

Lets all be happy

Come on, you can't fool us twice.

You found a computer in a dumpster which can access the internet? This one had trouble doing so when it was brand new!

I guess hes just lucky

Originally posted by shaber
You found a computer in a dumpster which can access the internet? This one had trouble doing so when it was brand new!

The trailer park owner set it up in his office, and I only get to be on it for an hour a day because other people in the community want to use it. It's so freaking stupid, they all stand around waiting for hours like it's something from the future.

to be honnest i never read all this shit just the title "ill never have a gf" so i laughed

You're right, you'll never have a girlfriend.

Why are you posting this in the GDF? You've been here long enough to learn the rules.

At least I'm not a paedophile like you.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
You're right, you'll never have a girlfriend.

Why are you posting this in the GDF? You've been here long enough to learn the rules.

omg blackc@t HA! long time no see

Originally posted by BlackC@t
You're right, you'll never have a girlfriend.

BlackC@t, I'd think you'd be a perfect candidate to remedy his situation.

You could have also titled this thread, "I'm an attention whore who has to make up ridiculous stories in order for people to resopnd to my posts because even negative attention is still attention."

welcome to the 'dirty laundry forum'

Originally posted by kofmaster
turn emo, chicks dig emo boys no really they do i dunno why lol

hell yeah..lol

Is this for real??? Why are you guys so hard on him?? OMG..what if this is true?

If its true, he would be better off trying to change his live then complaining about it on the internet. A lot of people complain and complain and complain. Fine you can feel like shit sometimes but no need to make a thread about it and then do nothing. If posting on the internet really is the only thing he likes to do he should get a hobby and start learning some stuff and try to improve his life.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Is this for real??? Why are you guys so hard on him?? OMG..what if this is true?

dont get suckered
it's a lie

-he found a free computer, and somehow a free i.s.p. to go with it.

-schizophrenia is a chemical imbalance of the brain, and no amount of trauma can 'cause' it. you either have it or you dont.

-20 crack babies? should have been 2 or 3. you went way too over the top for that part to be believable. 20x 9 months=180 months=15 years. unless she likes to steal crack babies?

-from your past posting your credibility is shot to pieces

Originally posted by shaber
You found a computer in a dumpster which can access the internet? This one had trouble doing so when it was brand new!

i guess you've had a pretty bad time,eh?


and yeh i bet you'll have a girlfriend so dont assume you wont

From Cosmic beings Profile:

Interests: Working out, reading books (Stephen King right now), eating delicious food.

Debbiejo, people who are hardly able to eat, and are utterly malnurished and cannot even think strait anymore generally don't have the energy or desire to workout, the focus to read books or the opportunity to eat delicious foods.

ok

Perhaps a boyfriend is more his thing?

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Perhaps a boyfriend is more his thing? icon5

That's what I get for reading first thing in the morning....

Learn to

I am not going to close this. Im going to sentance it to the even worse thing than closing.

im moving it to the KMC Toilet.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
im moving it to the KMC Toilet.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/Toilet.jpg

hey i used to think I would never find a guy I would love like whatever

I am so in love now and I am happy

you will find her, follow your heart

Originally posted by Vyxen
hey i used to think I would never find a guy I would love like whatever

I am so in love now and I am happy

you will find her, follow your heart
Arent you uber typical little cheerleader type though?

no I am the punky little ***** that will tease you to deatrh and shake my ass as I walk away type thing

but now that I am taken HAHA

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Come on, you can't fool us twice.




I think it would be trice (three times) right now....

Originally posted by botankus
BlackC@t, I'd think you'd be a perfect candidate to remedy his situation.


nice burn

hey I am A GIRL with Boobs and stuff
but there brandons

Originally posted by Vyxen
hey I am A GIRL with Boobs and stuff
but there brandons
That's nice, now go play out in a busy street little girl..

NO i think I will not

you have no say Of what i do

Originally posted by Vyxen
NO i think I will not

you have no say Of what i do
Unless I drug you, put you in a box, and we take a trip to Pakistan..

Good ol' Pakistan.. where the women are treated like furniture, men die of terrible disease, and children are raised to be cold-blooded machines..

They got a nice dental plan too..

^ you are evil I will sic Braond On YOU

argue


pizza

I want pizza

than go buy a slice

Originally posted by BlackC@t
You're right, you'll never have a girlfriend.

Why are you posting this in the GDF? You've been here long enough to learn the rules.

you don't have to be a jerk you jackass!..geez..I don't like you...

Man I feel bad for you, but don't be EMO it stupid. Live life like you have something to live for even if you don't. I have nothing worth living for for myself, so I live for my friends. If you can't help you help someone else. 8/

dont complain... do sumthing 2 change it....

And yea I forgot to put that I think there is a good chance this is fake.8/

You'll never have a gf, I'll never have a bf. We're stuck in the same bucket of feces.

Sike, I'm a very handsome, tall, blonde man who has many women.

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Sike, I'm a very handsome, tall, blonde man who has many women. so what's the problem?

You will never have a girl friend because you go on forums and complaine about it.

You will find one.There are alot of fish in the sea.JM

Did you see the rabble rousing thread this member initiated in the GDF a few months ago JM?

Drunk Nazgul> How are you? you haven't been online in a while!

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.

A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.

Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have. ..Wow..Why would the football team rape you in a hotel room?

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Sike, I'm a very handsome, tall, blonde man who has many women.

no, i believe your initial post, however ridiculous...is FAR closer to the truth than what you just said.

Originally posted by PVS
no, i believe your initial post, however ridiculous...is FAR closer to the truth than what you just said.
Good call.

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.

A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.

Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have.

i'm sure that u'll have a gf soon
i need a bf too

Originally posted by kofmaster
omg blackc@t HA! long time no see

Kof it's great to see you again!

Cosmic, you're calling me a paedophile? You're the one browsing a forum trying to get a girlfriend

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Sike, I'm a very handsome, tall, blonde man who has many women.

Okay rolleyes1

This is not a lying contest...

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.

A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.

Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have.

How touching, may I please play you the saddest song on the world's smallest violin? I appreciate the effort you're putting up for trying to pick up on internet gals, but advertising that you have herpes won't work...sorry!

Who or what is sike exactly?

Sike is the nickname of Sykes, my limo driver.

I think he means "psyche".

And anyone who believed this drivel needs to get their heads checked. I think they may be missing a brain.

If all this is true, If I were you I would have Hung myself long ago...

Originally posted by Filth
You will never have a girl friend because you go on forums and complaine about it.

you are a complete jack ass....you'll find one despite all the trouble you find yourself in..

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
You will find one.There are alot of fish in the sea.JM

too bad there aren't many sweet hearts like you around any more...

No, Filth is right.

Originally posted by AdventChild
you are a complete jack ass....you'll find one despite all the trouble you find yourself in..

Do you actually believe this?

aren't there like 3 threads like this one?

Shit. Herpes. Nasty. The only thing you succeeded in doing here was lowering your chacnes of getting anyone to cyber-sex you. Nice-one!

I have a girlfriend droolio.

Originally posted by AdventChild
you are a complete jack ass....you'll find one despite all the trouble you find yourself in..

perhaps you didnt read his last post.
he admitted he was lying.
you've been had.
from this moment forth, perhaps you wont be fooled again?

Originally posted by Korri
I have a girlfriend droolio. droolio

Originally posted by SlipknoT
droolio

speaking of which hows things with you & eggmustard? droolio

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.

A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.

Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have.


sure that u'll have one

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.

A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.

Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have.
My first name is Mario

jokes abound

my middle name is Rafael

ninja turtle anyone (I kno its spelled dif)

and my last name is too long, but ppl have made fun of it

I have no parents

and one day you will get a girl you just have to believe and get a dng back bone. confidence is attractive.

i read that this wasn't true still doesn't erase the fact that some people don't have to be such jerks about it...seriously who finds a computer thats working in the trash and gets internet...Who pays for the internet bill....?

nice story... would become a great movie

pfft....having a gf is like having an itch that won't go away