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The rules are every person can only write two words per post once it gets really long it gets hilarious.

There once

was a

retarded kid

who ate

a big

fat pig.

Without realizing

how little



... What does this have to do with LoTR cry

pigs squeal

because he


i'm not sure!!
i also don't get why you're only allowed to do two words per post but that you can do three posts in a row

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli


*shrugs*
my lotr reference

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was

kissing eowyn

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the

Mistle toe

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went

crazy and

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked

to and

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron

for bringing!

fea!!! (get on msn!)

how boring

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench


pip!!!! i can't...i'm on lunch break and i should be going as it is

HAHA!

Oh you naughty boy! Ok that sounded dodgey...not intended

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt

like Gimlis'

feet.so

she ran

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like



there's something awfully familiar about this game

if you don't like it, how about you don't come here??


hmmm, yes, i was thinking that!

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey

and said

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!"

then walked

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell

in order

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her FOURTEEN TIMES

alright calm down haha! But that doesn't make sense coz I meant in order to smack her...like father or something coz she can't slap herself well she can but ya know haha.... i'll add two words before so it makes sense

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next

day she

talked to

a banana

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied

I hate

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond he's

your guts

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond he's your guts which are

infected with

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with orc breath


so far this is making absolutely no sense whatsoever

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing eowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with orcs breath and Shelobs'

Originally posted by Fëanor
so far this is making absolutely no sense whatsoever

Haha it doesn't matter!

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo"

(hahaha )

(Is the girl Eowyn cos im confused?!)

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo" So, Eowyn

(Is the girl Eowyn cos im confused?!)

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas


(i've no idea )

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk

and licking

his nose.

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking his nose. Arwen got

(Oh dear...its gone wrong)

Ill change it: There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, in

.........

Ill change it...hold on

Ill change it: There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got in

Ill change it: There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble

Ill change it: There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky mommy

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff

long, sharp

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

(ok...............) Therefore, Morgoth

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried afoul

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny

which turned

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!"

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!"

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't

eat me!

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm

a turkey

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said the

angry Arwen

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen

Wow you've written loads!

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum

'I want

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''Im King Kong''She announced

(ok that wasnt two but i wanted to say that! lol

and gollum

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''Im King Kong''She announced
And Gollum announced ''I'm

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''Im King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum announced ''I'm dieting, GAH!"

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''Im King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum announced ''I'm dieting, GAH!Your tempting

me far

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''Im King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum announced ''I'm dieting, GAH! Your tempting me far more than

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum announced ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot

in chocolate!

By the way, i just changed afew bits so it made more sense - I only added in one new word (if there were any mistakes feel free to change them)

Heres the corrected one:

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimlis' feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit.

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar ooking hobbit, called Peter Jackson./B]

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left

Edoras and

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked

through the

meadow. Then

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw

a frog

that was

disquised as

a monkey!

wearing Galadriels'

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink

knickers and

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue

straw hat

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are

why can no one be bothered to copy and paste *sigh*

you doing
I am lazy

with that?

pigs rectum

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog

replied ''Licking

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock

with green

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock with green vomiting slugs."

and purple

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock with green vomiting slugs and purple cookie hair."

So Frodo

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit, called Peter Jackson. He left Edoras and gaily frolicked through the meadow. Then Frodo saw a frog that was disguised as a monkey wearing Galadriel's pretty pink knickers and silly blue straw hat. "What are doing with that pigs rectum?" the frog replied. "Licking a rock with green vomiting slugs and purple cookie hair." So Frodo picked some

boggies out