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This is totally uncalled for, and I have nothing against newbs, but . . .


Oh my God, I'm new here and isn't Orlando bloom the hottest! Oh my Gawd! I just love you all. This is the best place!

































sorry

I'm not pretending I'm a n00b...

I dont wish to lower myself...

OK...I'll be a noob....

"What's a noob?"

HAHAHAHA. I love you.
Marry me.

I'm a noob, you're scaring me..

Originally posted by debbiejo
I'm a noob, you're scaring me..

Don't worry, it's safe here. How'z it going? Ever kill anyone?

Are we the only ones talking about noobs????

Maybe we should call then knobs.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
This is totally uncalled for, and I have nothing against newbs, but . . .


Oh my God, I'm new here and isn't Orlando bloom the hottest! Oh my Gawd! I just love you all. This is the best place!

































sorry

Nice TTH

How do you post a message?

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Nice TTH

How do you post a message?



my computer won't let me make a picture.

DOES ANY1 LIK TH KILLERS????????!!!!?????1

dont have to

OH...I thought I was posting on another page. Whoops.

Does any1 like Linkin Park. Dey are da shiz?????????!!!!!!!111

They really suck but that is indeed a noob comment

The what???? I don't like TH Killers.

Originally posted by taft
dont have to Awwwwwwwe!

Yea Yea..they like all the dancin bananas and stuff...

Good night and Good morning everybody.

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Nice TTH

How do you post a message?

You ass, I wanted to post that

Originally posted by Lana
You ass, I wanted to post that

Sorry, thats the first thing that came to my mind when I thought of a noob

Total noob saying . . .

"Who's your favorite actor?"

How do I make a picture under my name????!!!!!111

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
How do I make a picture under my name????!!!!!111

how do you compile some simple unix source codes?

Originally posted by taft
how do you compile some simple unix source codes?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
The what???? I don't like TH Killers.

DA KILERS AR DA BOM!!!!

WAT DO KNOW!!!!!

Hay every1!!!!! Im new to dis site an I want 2 no how u pm. I am a female there4 I have PMS at a certain time of de month but how do u pm sumbody on KMC?

can sum1 make me a sig?????????

















*shudders*

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
DA KILERS AR DA BOM!!!!

WAT DO KNOW!!!!!

Oh, I thought you meant Tired Hiker Killers, my bad.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker


Haha you quoted yourself

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Haha you quoted yourself

how do you convert celcius to kilometers??SAGF?AG?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker


its a very n00bish question

Dude I want 2 have sex wit u even though I have no idea who u r

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, but seriously, taft, how did you make that upside down question mark????

YOU KICK IT REALLY HARD??? i stubbed my toe kicking it

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Dude I want 2 have sex wit u even though I have no idea who u r

You guys are killing me.


Ummm. . . ... Who likes Star Wars?

Originally posted by taft
YOU KICK IT REALLY HARD??? i stubbed my toe kicking it C'mon?!

DOS ANY1 WANT TOCHAT?????????

ill pm it to u cuz i dont wont some n000bs to find it out

Oooohhohohoho have you seen Star Wars Episode 3!!!!!11!!! This forum really needs a star wars forum I want 2 discuss how luke wants 2 grab vaders balls an join da dark side

LAWL

Originally posted by taft
ill pm it to u cuz i dont wont some n000bs to find it out Yes! Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Oooohhohohoho have you seen Star Wars Episode 3!!!!!11!!! This forum really needs a star wars forum I want 2 discuss how luke wants 2 grab vaders balls an join da dark side Legendary!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yes! Legendary!

Hay dont be laughin at me cuz Im a n000b I cant help it dat I havent grown ne KMC pubes yet

havin fun with taht æ¿¿?

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Holy n00000000bcakes how do u do dat??!!!!!?!!!!111

I'll leave it up to taft to tell you. I vowed not to ever tell anyone. It's a sacred oath.

Aww cum on, tell de n000b da secret plz

If I did, I'd get shot.

Will u get shot wit da n000biliminator? I got shot in da ass once wit dat gun

Ok Im done being a noob today

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Will u get shot wit da n000biliminator? I got shot in da ass once wit dat gun

Ok Im done being a noob today Yeah, you can only be a newb for so long.

True, I wish that noobs would take typing class and type actual words instead of being lazy and typing like this " TTH is da coolest guy on KMC, I want 2 meet him 2 nite and go bowling and eat chinese food wit him "

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
True, I wish that noobs would take typing class and type actual words instead of being lazy and typing like this " TTH is da coolest guy on KMC, I want 2 meet him 2 nite and go bowling and eat chinese food wit him " 2 tru!

lawl

HI EVERy 1 im knew here. Dose ne1 want 2 b my frend??

OMG, kMC ro><0rz soooooooooooooooooooooo hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11oneoneone!!!!!!!!!!11111111

bold

Does any1 know how to get a picture under your post

ya i think you just put the link of ur image under ur post

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
HI EVERy 1 im knew here. Dose ne1 want 2 b my frend??

OMG, kMC ro><0rz soooooooooooooooooooooo hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11oneoneone!!!!!!!!!!11111111

edit srry wuz tryin 2 edit my msg

thx u !!!!!!!111!!!!!!!

How u like my pic??????

Isn't just the greatest.....I lovt it..............luv ya all, u are tha bestestest forum in tha wuld :-)

Im new dangit. Stop making fun of the rookies.

omg i luv harry potter tom felton is so hawwwt! omgomg n i hate emma watson stupid btch!!!1!1111!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1 we cn all tlk abt HP here.


















Ergh, my brain hurts.

Originally posted by taft
lawl

Hey, what does lawl mean, anyway, exactly?

moives

Originally posted by buddha13
Im new dangit. Stop making fun of the rookies. Don't worry, one day you'll own this forum!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Hey, what does lawl mean, anyway, exactly?

law is the was i spell lol... its the super kewl dj way... or maybe im just wierd..... either way blah.. ya know

HAY KMC IS PRETTY KEWL

A/S/L?

ANY GRRLS WANNA CAHT?

Does anyone of you remember that post in the Welcome forum aboot Star Wars....he always called it chapter I and said all the stuff Star Wars fans hat, I think it was for fun, but I ca't find it anymore

PASTE

Hey everybody! Who's your favourite star wars character and was general grievous really darth maul?

Originally posted by taft
law is the was i spell lol... its the super kewl dj way... or maybe im just wierd..... either way blah.. ya know I likie!

LAWL!!!
......................

Hey everyone, I've been a member here for oooh about 6 minutes now, I'm going to be leaving these forums and I'm sooooooooooo sad! I'll miss all the friends I've made and I'll always remember them! Will someone make a thread about me?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I likie!

LAWL!!!
......................

good phase one of Operation Laughing Out Loud... is complete ...mwahahahahahhahaa

LOL ok ok


You bitches better watch your language lest I infect your computer with a virus. By the way... what's Norton?

norton... is a program that puts viruses on ur comp. then tells u u have viruses

"dont argue with stupid ppl for they'll only bring you down to their level with years of experience"

Yea... trudat.

Hmm... I find those who say "Trudat" "shizzle" and "@&$&*$%" a lot noobs. Especially when it isn't surrounded by proper grammer.

I.E.

yo shizzle-stix thats sha shizzletrudat you @&$&*$%"

i dont understand

Shut up noob.


How about we turn this thread around. Not all noobs are bad. Let's make fun of the generalizers instead!

i'm with u, taft...... okay.... *walks off*

Wow... some people truly aren't good with vocabulary


Ok basically I was making fun of all that noob 'gangstas' and e-thugs, and then said lets make fun of the people who who make fun of noobs.

ya

hello

*next post*
neone here???

*next post* EYYY...neone to chat????

*next post* why did you leave me? cry

becuz my back hurts

haha
I came back.... dunno why..

i know why

I'm new here, would anyone like to talk to me?

F. Ellatio

dunno

Originally posted by taft
i know why

Oh... really? Y?

Hullo, Fellatio!

Originally posted by Because I can
Oh... really? Y?

Hullo, Fellatio!


ya i dooo

Y then?

brcuz.. u dotn want to be alone

i'm very friendly. be friends with me!!!!!!!!!!

give me a dollar

dollar? one?

YAY! i have a friend!
And yes, its true, I dont want to be alone...

but now i have a friend!

Originally posted by Clovie
dollar? one?

yes just one

y? Do u wanna friend too?

Originally posted by Because I can
YAY! i have a friend!
And yes, its true, I dont want to be alone...

but now i have a friend! what was your previous username?


Originally posted by taft
yes just one i don't have one

Originally posted by Clovie
what was your previous username?


i don't have one

why that makes me a sad panda

http://paowang.com/blog/redrocks/upload/panda_sad.jpg

My previous was sickley_in_lurv... y?

you're a fluffy panda?

Originally posted by Because I can
My previous was sickley_in_lurv... y? coz i remembered your sig and was sure it was the other username

that might be true

Huh? Dw
Yeah, i need to change my sig... its really old..
Any ideas?

how bout a wheres waldo sig???

waldo?..... ummm
Maybe not.. any other ideas?

Originally posted by taft
that might be true oh really?


Originally posted by Because I can
Huh? Dw
Yeah, i need to change my sig... its really old..
Any ideas? erm...i'm not having ideas...
for me sig is something totally random. usually


Originally posted by taft
how bout a wheres waldo sig??? someone had one once and there was NO waldo there cry

lawl.. i made a wheres waldo image..ill post it reall sooon

awwww... i'm sure u looked real hard

Originally posted by Because I can
awwww... i'm sure u looked real hard there wasn't one. i've asked.

here it is

I SEE IT!! oMG O can see! for once
I got glasses and the worse eye sight in the world

ya ... i didnt really try to hide jhim.. if u could tell

i see him too

really??? OMG eek

Lol
I hate not being able to see

i wear glasses to....

but i dont have acne...... cuz im kew like that

wtf? whats with the acne bit? Just cause someone has got glasses, aint mean they got acne

and they can also have acne without glasses

Yeah! u go girl...

Belle!

HULLO!! Nisha is pissing me off cause she hasn't been on in ages
Any idea y?

She's on now

WAT?! Get her in here!

Hi, I'm _____ and its a cool place here, im new. I like to eat, watch TV, talk and play board games!! if anyone has anything that would help me here, please tell me it. thank you!!!

i saw sumat like that once in the welcome forum

n00B eh? n00z roxes cuz tey all ways no teh prefect speling!!1111

I think it was a joke but someone posted that in the Welcome forum:


Hi everyone, I am like so totally excited about ch.2! I mean, I wasn't a big Star Wars fan untill I saw Ch.1! I hadn't even seen those old Starwars movies, you know, the ones they were made in the 60's or something! I know that will probally make alot of you hard core star wars fans mad, but the special effects in those movies are terrible! I think that Lukas guy should remaster them and put them on DVD, then maybe they wouldn't look so cheesy! Anyways, I just want to say that I am so totally excited about Ch.2! I mean, i cant wait to see how Luke Skywalker turns into Darth vader, that is going to be so totally cool! I do think that Lukas could've got a better actress to play the young princess Laya! I mean, that girl from the professional looks nothing like Carie Fissher! Anyways, I was wondering if that hairy ape monster will be in Ch. 2, I remeber him from one of those old movies, and I thought he was funny! So if anyone knows please spill the beans!


Yes you guys!, I am like so totally serious about finding out if that ape man is going to be in Ch.2! Look, I know that I dont know alot about Star Wars, I have really tried my best to learn as much as I can, and I made an effort to get the old Star Wars movies on DVD, but no one sells them! I went to the Virgin Superstore Times Square, which is just 7 blocks south of where I live and they did not have them! The guy said that they had some on tape, some special edition or something like that, and that was it! I know that they must be on DVD somewhere! I refuse to buy anything on tape anymore, DVD is so much better! I dont meen to sound rude or anything, but I am frankly a little displeased at the lack of replies to my query! I looked at all the other posts, and they all have replies in the double digits, and mine had only 2! This is a little embarassing! So please, if anyone knows if that nice hairy man is going to be in Ch 2 please let me know! I really like him, he was funny and not scarry like that Dart Vayder dude! Ohh, before I forget, I think that Lukas guy is so dumb! I mean in Ch1, Laya was A Queen, but in the old movies they call her princess! What's up with that?, Does she get demoted to princess or something?, I am like so totally confused it aint even funny!


Shoey!!!! That's the apes name! I called my friend who lives down in the village, and he said that he is pretty sure that shoey will not be in Episode 2! I feel so dumb calling it Ch 2! Sorry guys! Oh, and he just busted out lauging when I asked him about Princess Laya! He explained the entire situation concerning her! I am a little upset about shoey not being in Episode 2, but what can you do?, and who knows, maybe Kevin is wrong! Let's hope he's wrong, because shoey is totally kewl!!! Oh, he also said that there are no Star Wars DVD's but that he is sure that Ch1, I mean episode 1 is going to be released over Christmas, because he heard that a department store in Paris is planning on a big marketing campaign to promote the Ch1 DVD! So when that one comes out, I'll get it! We'll since I know about shoey, theres really no reason for me to post on this board anymore, besides, it's not like anyone answered any of my questions anyways! We'll i'll see you all later, and MAY YOU BE WITH THE FORCE!!!!


I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!! I bet you people didn't think you'd hear from me again! Everyone, brace yourselves! I went to Blockbuster yesterday, rented Episodes IV-VI and Episode I and watched them all! I am now 100% knowledgeable about the Star Wars universe! I feel so stupid, it was Chewy, not Shoey, I must of heard wrong(damn cell phones!)Oh, I am now like so totally excited about episode 2! I cant wait to see how Anakin turns into Darth Vader! Do you think they kill his mother?, That is the only reason I can think of for him to turn to the dark side! I wonder what happens to the Jedi Council! Poor Yoda goes from living in Couriscant to that nasty dump of a planet!!! Is he and Obiwan the only Jedis that survive?, Wow, I cant wait for Episode 2 to come out!

"Stop calling me a ****ing noob wankers, or I'll kick your ass..."

Always so aggressive..

They would through in spelling errors though

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think it was a joke but someone posted that in the Welcome forum:


Hi everyone, I am like so totally excited about ch.2! I mean, I wasn't a big Star Wars fan untill I saw Ch.1! I hadn't even seen those old Starwars movies, you know, the ones they were made in the 60's or something! I know that will probally make alot of you hard core star wars fans mad, but the special effects in those movies are terrible! I think that Lukas guy should remaster them and put them on DVD, then maybe they wouldn't look so cheesy! Anyways, I just want to say that I am so totally excited about Ch.2! I mean, i cant wait to see how Luke Skywalker turns into Darth vader, that is going to be so totally cool! I do think that Lukas could've got a better actress to play the young princess Laya! I mean, that girl from the professional looks nothing like Carie Fissher! Anyways, I was wondering if that hairy ape monster will be in Ch. 2, I remeber him from one of those old movies, and I thought he was funny! So if anyone knows please spill the beans!


Yes you guys!, I am like so totally serious about finding out if that ape man is going to be in Ch.2! Look, I know that I dont know alot about Star Wars, I have really tried my best to learn as much as I can, and I made an effort to get the old Star Wars movies on DVD, but no one sells them! I went to the Virgin Superstore Times Square, which is just 7 blocks south of where I live and they did not have them! The guy said that they had some on tape, some special edition or something like that, and that was it! I know that they must be on DVD somewhere! I refuse to buy anything on tape anymore, DVD is so much better! I dont meen to sound rude or anything, but I am frankly a little displeased at the lack of replies to my query! I looked at all the other posts, and they all have replies in the double digits, and mine had only 2! This is a little embarassing! So please, if anyone knows if that nice hairy man is going to be in Ch 2 please let me know! I really like him, he was funny and not scarry like that Dart Vayder dude! Ohh, before I forget, I think that Lukas guy is so dumb! I mean in Ch1, Laya was A Queen, but in the old movies they call her princess! What's up with that?, Does she get demoted to princess or something?, I am like so totally confused it aint even funny!


Shoey!!!! That's the apes name! I called my friend who lives down in the village, and he said that he is pretty sure that shoey will not be in Episode 2! I feel so dumb calling it Ch 2! Sorry guys! Oh, and he just busted out lauging when I asked him about Princess Laya! He explained the entire situation concerning her! I am a little upset about shoey not being in Episode 2, but what can you do?, and who knows, maybe Kevin is wrong! Let's hope he's wrong, because shoey is totally kewl!!! Oh, he also said that there are no Star Wars DVD's but that he is sure that Ch1, I mean episode 1 is going to be released over Christmas, because he heard that a department store in Paris is planning on a big marketing campaign to promote the Ch1 DVD! So when that one comes out, I'll get it! We'll since I know about shoey, theres really no reason for me to post on this board anymore, besides, it's not like anyone answered any of my questions anyways! We'll i'll see you all later, and MAY YOU BE WITH THE FORCE!!!!


I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!! I bet you people didn't think you'd hear from me again! Everyone, brace yourselves! I went to Blockbuster yesterday, rented Episodes IV-VI and Episode I and watched them all! I am now 100% knowledgeable about the Star Wars universe! I feel so stupid, it was Chewy, not Shoey, I must of heard wrong(damn cell phones!)Oh, I am now like so totally excited about episode 2! I cant wait to see how Anakin turns into Darth Vader! Do you think they kill his mother?, That is the only reason I can think of for him to turn to the dark side! I wonder what happens to the Jedi Council! Poor Yoda goes from living in Couriscant to that nasty dump of a planet!!! Is he and Obiwan the only Jedis that survive?, Wow, I cant wait for Episode 2 to come out!

I do hope it was a joke.

Either way it highly amused me

How do I post a reply?

hahaha...

Hi, my name's Amy and I love Harry Potter!
Does anyone have Daniel Radcliffe's email?
if you do please email me to: pink_princces_91@hotmail.com
thank you!

133t!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think it was a joke but someone posted that in the Welcome forum:


Hi everyone, I am like so totally excited about ch.2! I mean, I wasn't a big Star Wars fan untill I saw Ch.1! I hadn't even seen those old Starwars movies, you know, the ones they were made in the 60's or something! I know that will probally make alot of you hard core star wars fans mad, but the special effects in those movies are terrible! I think that Lukas guy should remaster them and put them on DVD, then maybe they wouldn't look so cheesy! Anyways, I just want to say that I am so totally excited about Ch.2! I mean, i cant wait to see how Luke Skywalker turns into Darth vader, that is going to be so totally cool! I do think that Lukas could've got a better actress to play the young princess Laya! I mean, that girl from the professional looks nothing like Carie Fissher! Anyways, I was wondering if that hairy ape monster will be in Ch. 2, I remeber him from one of those old movies, and I thought he was funny! So if anyone knows please spill the beans!


Yes you guys!, I am like so totally serious about finding out if that ape man is going to be in Ch.2! Look, I know that I dont know alot about Star Wars, I have really tried my best to learn as much as I can, and I made an effort to get the old Star Wars movies on DVD, but no one sells them! I went to the Virgin Superstore Times Square, which is just 7 blocks south of where I live and they did not have them! The guy said that they had some on tape, some special edition or something like that, and that was it! I know that they must be on DVD somewhere! I refuse to buy anything on tape anymore, DVD is so much better! I dont meen to sound rude or anything, but I am frankly a little displeased at the lack of replies to my query! I looked at all the other posts, and they all have replies in the double digits, and mine had only 2! This is a little embarassing! So please, if anyone knows if that nice hairy man is going to be in Ch 2 please let me know! I really like him, he was funny and not scarry like that Dart Vayder dude! Ohh, before I forget, I think that Lukas guy is so dumb! I mean in Ch1, Laya was A Queen, but in the old movies they call her princess! What's up with that?, Does she get demoted to princess or something?, I am like so totally confused it aint even funny!


Shoey!!!! That's the apes name! I called my friend who lives down in the village, and he said that he is pretty sure that shoey will not be in Episode 2! I feel so dumb calling it Ch 2! Sorry guys! Oh, and he just busted out lauging when I asked him about Princess Laya! He explained the entire situation concerning her! I am a little upset about shoey not being in Episode 2, but what can you do?, and who knows, maybe Kevin is wrong! Let's hope he's wrong, because shoey is totally kewl!!! Oh, he also said that there are no Star Wars DVD's but that he is sure that Ch1, I mean episode 1 is going to be released over Christmas, because he heard that a department store in Paris is planning on a big marketing campaign to promote the Ch1 DVD! So when that one comes out, I'll get it! We'll since I know about shoey, theres really no reason for me to post on this board anymore, besides, it's not like anyone answered any of my questions anyways! We'll i'll see you all later, and MAY YOU BE WITH THE FORCE!!!!


I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!! I bet you people didn't think you'd hear from me again! Everyone, brace yourselves! I went to Blockbuster yesterday, rented Episodes IV-VI and Episode I and watched them all! I am now 100% knowledgeable about the Star Wars universe! I feel so stupid, it was Chewy, not Shoey, I must of heard wrong(damn cell phones!)Oh, I am now like so totally excited about episode 2! I cant wait to see how Anakin turns into Darth Vader! Do you think they kill his mother?, That is the only reason I can think of for him to turn to the dark side! I wonder what happens to the Jedi Council! Poor Yoda goes from living in Couriscant to that nasty dump of a planet!!! Is he and Obiwan the only Jedis that survive?, Wow, I cant wait for Episode 2 to come out!

omfg thats just genius

Yeah that was. I'll go check the Welcome Forum out.

im new h0w d0 you p0st p1cs

**** you!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

Originally posted by IceWithin
Hi, my name's Amy and I love Harry Potter!
Does anyone have Daniel Radcliffe's email?
if you do please email me to: pink_princces_91@hotmail.com
thank you!

plz ppl! i realy need daniel rdcliffe's email!!!

thanks!

O well um just to let you know I mean to right that...yeah totally had it all thought up...i'm not a noob...*begins to take a few steps back*

Originally posted by IceWithin
plz ppl! i realy need daniel rdcliffe's email!!!

thanks!

Really?...shifty