Getting old, smelly, and grumpy.
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Jedi Mercenary
I feel so old right now, realizing that is was 10 years ago I got my drivers license, 8 years ago I graduated from High school, 4 years ago I graduated college, and 1 year ago I got married.
I find myself skipping other topics, and heading straight for the politics forum, of course I don't post because I am EXTREMELY anti Bush.
LanceWindu
Then voice your opinion about him in the political forum.
ToMacco
You're an old bastard. Soon you'll be dead.
Jedi Mercenary
Ha!! I'm not afraid of you anymore Tomacco I still got at least 13 years before I go!!
Dim
Hmmmmmmmm...Why do you have this topic twice Merc?..
Anyway it could be worse Merc...I'm 3 years older than you...I've done all that AND I've been divorced...
So, I've got old and grumpy covered..fortunately I still shower..so I smell good..or atleast my boyfriend likes to tell me so.
ToMacco
Yeah, Dimmy smells good.
JM, why are you going to die in 13 years? Do you know something we don't know?
Kiwi Leia
Hi everyone....
havent been on for a while. Hope everyones ok
Im 25 now, but have done even more than you DIm....
At 19 I bought my first house, 20 had my son, at 21 got married, 22 got seperated (now divorced!!!!)
And now Im finally doing the teenage thing. Ok sure did it the wrong way around, but hey had fun doing it!!!
finti
You are in your 26th year JM feeling you getting old. Shut the hell up and gripe about it in 26 years time
queeq
Enjoying married life I hear.
Gundark
I've got 39 coming up in July.
*runs and hides*
queeq
You will always be the board Yoda, dear.
queeq
Errrrr...... and I love you for it.
Gundark
Thats better. I wouldn't want to have to lock you out of the closet.
queeq
That sounds like blackmail..... the worst kind.
Dim
hmmmmmm...ya'll are awfully old to be in that closet..
queeq
She makes me feel young.
Gundark
That sounded like a compliment. I'm suspicious....
Texas
Old people like to collect coins
mechmoggy
Ooooooooookaaaaaaay.
finti
and Tex is collecting barbie dolls
queeq
Gundy's my barbie doll... And you knwo what guys do with Barbie dolls.
finti
yeah thrown em around all over the place
queeq
Among other things, yes.
finti
and you will dress them up in a bikini
queeq
After I undress them.... maybe.
Gundark
So my measurements are now....what did they say Barbie would measure if she were real ? Like 48-13-20 or something bizarre like that ?
yerssot
if she was real, the first thing she would have done was getting rid of ALL the plastic around her!
Captain REX
*melts Ken on a grill*
What?
Captain REX
I'll be 15 next year. Don't gripe about old age Merc, old people are the greatest! And they are wise.
Kiwi Leia, you've done that all so fast! Doesn't your head spin?
queeq
But Gundy-dear: those ARE your measurements.
Gundark
*girlish giggle*
Thanks baby.
*hands finti barf bag*
finti
oh man this is to tense
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