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anymore...

nasty

That's rather gross, Melanie.

*reports you to the moderator*

I'm a moderator!

anymore...lol

Originally posted by Captain REX
I'm a moderator!

So am I!!!

Oh, FFS.....

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
So am I!!!
i'm not

...

*waits for a global moderator*

Ken, shall we dance in circles until everyone is scared off?

Originally posted by Captain REX
Ken, shall we dance in circles until everyone is scared off?

We shall.

*dances*

I'll help

....can I dance in circles too, even though I'm not a mod? I'll bring along that damn purple banana.....

Originally posted by Lana
....can I dance in circles too, even though I'm not a mod? I'll bring along that damn purple banana.....

Lana dancing...drool

Originally posted by dave123
I'll help

Hooray! Now we have 4 people. No longer dancing in circles, it's a SQUARE DANCE!

Twirl your partner round and round, step on their toes knock em to the ground!

we're doing a great job of keeping this thread alive

Hmmm....who shall I dance with......

Banannas

B A n Anna

Originally posted by Lana
Hmmm....who shall I dance with......

The anal beads?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Banannas

B A n Anna are evil and stringy..

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
The anal beads?

No thanks

Originally posted by MELANIE2110
have fun ya'll

youre sick

ummm...am i the only one who doesnt know what anal beads are?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
are evil and stringy..

Just like anal beads!!!

No, she's just odd!

I'll dance with the anal beads.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ummm...am i the only one who doesnt know what anal beads are?

its pretty much self explanatory

ohhh....mardi gras beads for the bottom

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Just like anal beads!!! If I knew what they were I might agree...as I don't I will settle for nodding and smiling

nice way to put it.......

Oh, they might be used at Mardi Gras...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhh....mardi gras beads for the bottom

exactly!

Originally posted by Lana
nice way to put it.......
Originally posted by Captain REX
Oh, they might be used at Mardi Gras...


hey my mother raised me well alright

Originally posted by Captain REX
Oh, they might be used at Mardi Gras...

*summons the disturbing thought of someone putting used ones around my neck while at mardi gras*

*goes off to gouge out eyes*

Originally posted by a1hsauce


hey my mother raised me well alright

Hey, I'm one of the most sheltered people on the face of the earth, and even THEN I still knew what anal beads were

Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
*summons the disturbing thought of someone putting used ones around my neck while at mardi gras*

*goes off to gouge out eyes*

Ewwwww.........

Originally posted by Lana
Hey, I'm one of the most sheltered people on the face of the earth, and even THEN I still knew what anal beads were
YOU CALLIN ME A LIAR!

bag

Originally posted by a1hsauce
YOU CALLIN ME A LIAR!

No, I'm saying you must be really fecking innocent and sheltered

i like sweet lil innocent guys droolio

*is still confused*

Originally posted by Lana
No, I'm saying you must be really fecking innocent and sheltered
I luv you too Lana

i'm not that sheltered...just not up on my street lingo

Originally posted by Your Angel
i like sweet lil innocent guys droolio they don't exist

Originally posted by Fionnuala
*is still confused*

Beads on a string that you shove into your bum, then you pull them out for a stinky surprise.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Beads on a string that you shove into your bum, then you pull them out for a stinky surprise. oh....why would you want to do that?

Originally posted by dave123
they don't exist

Why must you crush my hopes?

So you can get your anal muscles ready for anal sex.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
oh....why would you want to do that?

Supposedly it tickles the brown eye on the way out.

Originally posted by Captain REX
So you can get your anal muscles ready for anal sex. Someone knows a little too much

Originally posted by Your Angel
Why must you crush my hopes? They do exist you just gotta know where to look

.... *snort* ..... I luv this thread... touched

Originally posted by dave123
They do exist you just gotta know where to look

The playground?

Originally posted by Captain REX
So you can get your anal muscles ready for anal sex. ...odd....

Originally posted by Your Angel
The playground?



Don't become the female Michael Jackson.

Originally posted by dave123
Someone knows a little too much

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi


Don't become the female Michael Jackson.

it was a joke....ya know haha

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi


Don't become the female Michael Jackson.

Thats ignorant!

MICHAEL'S INNOCENT

Originally posted by dave123
MICHAEL'S INNOCENT

He is not!

He touched me in inappropriate places just yesterday, and again this morning.

You're not a child, so he can do that

Originally posted by dave123
You're not a child, so he can do that

But I have child like emotions. cry

Originally posted by dave123
MICHAEL'S INNOCENT

riiight and I'm angelina jolie

Originally posted by dave123
Someone knows a little too much

Any good American teen these days knows what skanky hookers do in alleyways.

Originally posted by Your Angel
riiight and I'm angelina jolie flirt why, hello there...

seriously, I don't reckon MJ touched them... he may have done some weird stuff, but nothing perverted

Originally posted by dave123
You're not a child, so he can do that
He may not be a child......... but he acts like one.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Any good American teen these days knows what skanky hookers do in alleyways.

Just because you are one, doesn't mean we want to know about your nasty sexcapades.

Originally posted by Captain REX
good American oxy-moron

boom boom CHISS!

Originally posted by dave123
oxy-moron

boom boom CHISS!

Fark you.

American's aren't all bad.

And someone called ME ignorant earlier.

Originally posted by dave123
flirt why, hello there...

seriously, I don't reckon MJ touched them... he may have done some weird stuff, but nothing perverted

Originally posted by dave123
flirt why, hello there...

seriously, I don't reckon MJ touched them... he may have done some weird stuff, but nothing perverted

I'm a huge MJ fan... but I don't know...

His folks screwed him up pretty good...




Urot > ... and there they are...

Originally posted by Your Angel

Angelina's hot. droolio

Originally posted by D-Double
I'm a huge MJ fan... but I don't know...

His folks screwed him up pretty good...




Urot > and there they are... Nah, he's just like a little kid... like Peter Pan. Letting kids sleep in his bed is a bit dodgy, yeah, but I doubt he had any bad intentions or anything

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Angelina's hot. droolio and she posed, just for me in_love

http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/angelinajolie/aj5.jpg
Dave it's alll for you baby!

Originally posted by dave123
and she posed, just for me in_love
Damn you Dave!

Originally posted by dave123
Nah, he's just like a little kid... like Peter Pan. Letting kids sleep in his bed is a bit dodgy, yeah, but I doubt he had any bad intentions or anything

... didn't you ever play doctor when you were little? flirt ......

I just don't know.


Your Angel > Thank you!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
no i dont stick beads up my butt...


















































anymore...

Damn straight she is whip2flirt

Originally posted by dave123
I'll help Hey..Daddo..nice avvy..that Cosmo reminds me of british

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
Hey..Daddo..nice avvy..that Cosmo reminds me of british It's anti-cosmo... he drinks tea and talks all posh

Originally posted by dave123
It's anti-cosmo... he drinks tea and talks all posh I know..I saw that ep..Anti Cosmo is mainly british to me..British drink alot of tea

Yeah, he's meant to be British and he's well smart, like me

Which ep did you see... there's at least 2

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
I know..I saw that ep..Anti Cosmo is mainly british to me..British drink alot of tea
We do indeed.

Originally posted by dave123
It's anti-cosmo... he drinks tea and talks all posh

Anti-Cosmo rocks

Meh....

Ok, now I am catching up

Originally posted by dave123
Yeah, he's meant to be British and he's well smart, like me

Which ep did you see... there's at least 2 The one where they go to the carnival, and they set them free..Timmy's mom's back kept breaking..and his dad blamed it on his feet

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
The one where they go to the carnival, and they set them free..Timmy's mom's back kept breaking..and his dad blamed it on his feet

Wat choo talkin bout?

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
The one where they go to the carnival, and they set them free..Timmy's mom's back kept breaking..and his dad blamed it on his feet yeah.... there's another one where Cosmo needs an organ transplant, and only anti-cosmo can give him it

ohh!! I AM catching along now!

Originally posted by dave123
yeah.... there's another one where Cosmo needs an organ transplant, and only anti-cosmo can give him it "Curse you my own two feet!!!"

what do hunters draw when thier quarry is running away from them? yes children, its true........... anal beads!!!!!

thats rather strange eh

Does this thread degrade the Off-Topic Forum ?

think it does

"what ever happened to that girl down the street....anal whatshername"? "she got married to old bill beads, remember him? and that makes her married name......what???? damn, thats corny. (ha!, beat you 2 it)

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Fark you.

American's aren't all bad.

And someone called ME ignorant earlier.

just so you know i wasnt calling you ignorant i was quoting michael jackson...he says that alot and people have made into a joke...so yeah...sorry...

well, the term Off-Topic, i think means, that you can start off a thread with Computers and it can become pandan leaf within a couple of pages.......very versatile !

this is an interesting thread it kind of reminds me of this one

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t378150.html

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