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I found this at Book-a-Minute:

The Fellowship of the Ring
by J.R.R. Tolkien

GANDALF: Bilbo Baggins, your Ring is evil. In a couple of decades, we'll try to destroy it. In the meantime, leave it for Frodo to play with.

BILBO: It's not evil. It's mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(FRODO takes it to RIVENDELL. Some FRIENDS come with him. They are attacked by BLACK RIDERS a LOT, and it is SCARY.)

ELROND: Frodo Baggins, if Saruon ever gets this Ring, the world will be destroyed, and evil will reign forever. We must act quickly. Take the Ring to where he lives.

(They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.)

BOROMIR: Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring.

FRODO: No.

BOROMIR: What have I done? (dies)


had to put in a spoiler tag there - mah

I think some of my friends would choose that over the long version, but I'd stick to the original

Spoiler tag uneeded, but okay.

I though it was funny. Especially "They are attacked by the Black Riders A LOT, and it was SCARY."

yup...itz pritty funny

BILBO: It's not evil. It's mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

That's my favorite part.

i'm laughing whenever i read it....like now.....

As do I.

really!

shit!...so damn funny....

is it really THAT funny?

YES!!!

It is funny but NOT that funny as Dexx considers.That's my opinion.

It's god damn funny....
Don't underestimate it's funnyness

(almost)everybody has a different opinion

So damn funny that me not cing what u write cause laughing.
I don't have a different oppinion. I have my oppinion. AND IT'S DAMN FUNNY!!!!

Cut it out ......u're wacko......nope.....u'll like that......so y're not

look...as long as u say i'm a wacko, at least specify that i'm unofficial. I know someone would appreciate it

belive me I know but I like to give people a chance(not in u're chase ).There is an official wacko but i refer to you as the ultimate wacko so i don't mind anyone

ok...make it less complicated. Don't call me a wacko at all

As u wish Sebulba.....

how 'bout Dexx?...no wait. Sebulba's not bad.
Sebulba the conquerer. hmm...not bad...not bad at all

Sebulba........the race looser.....the cheater.......hmmmm...not bad....not bad at all

*draws sabre*
Oh noo.....Dexx took it seriously.
Personal attacks to Sebulba are not acceptable.

*Palanfirith draws Anduril*
It doesn't worth it
*Palanfirith lets Dexx to enjoy his life.*

saber agains anduril( metal)?
Hmm....easier than fighting droids.....besides....i'm always wearing my galactic mithril
Metal against saber...hohoho..now i've heard'em all

Probably if I spit on your galactic mithril it will desintegrate

whatever.....doesen't this topic looks like for 9 year olds?

don't know....maybe

yeah...sure, well...it seems that way to me...so dropping.

Do Dexx and Palanfirith have too many disagreements, or is it just me?

me...never....never, i tell u, never..mwahahahaaa

hmmm......too many....never......but some......maybe

never admit it, you must....weak mind

*Uses Force Lightning on both*

Silencio!

It is obvious that this contest cannot be determined by our knowledge of the force....but by our skills with the lightsabre

HAHA lol thats my fav part.