Ali G

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taft
just about the funniest show ever

Moosooman
Borat is the funniest...

you liek my wieef she goood?

taft
sexy time

Morning_Glory
erm i dont like it

taft
why

Moosooman
lol the movie was class aswell

with them just keeping under the speed limit

julie:Oh ali... your so lnog and hard
Alig: thats me gear stick aye!!

jaden101
ali G was funny when no-one knew who he was and he did the interviews with people who really thought he was "for real"

but Borat is still classic

the scene with the animal rights protesters

borat:"in kazakhstan we shoot bears"

protester: "why do you do that...thats terrible"

Borat:..."for fun"

Moosooman
Originally posted by jaden101
ali G was funny when no-one knew who he was and he did the interviews with people who really thought he was "for real"

but Borat is still classic

the scene with the animal rights protesters

borat:"in kazakhstan we shoot bears"

protester: "why do you do that...thats terrible"

Borat:..."for fun"

ROFLMAO IVE NEVER SEEN that 1 i'm an environmentalist so i shouldn't find that funny.. but still... He's not serious. I noticed the fox hunters thought he was for real and said a few things they wouldn't have had they known it was biritsh cameras

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by taft
why

dont know..just dont... erm

whirlysplat
Borat is god, Ali hasn't been funny since the 11 O'Clock show and his film sucked.

Borat "my wife she is dead"

Sacha Baron Cohen is cool,

Bruno, his version of the old mike myers Dieter type character is funny as well big grin

taft
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jaden101
Originally posted by whirlysplat
Borat is god, Ali hasn't been funny since the 11 O'Clock show and his film sucked.


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taft
borat is funny

Deano
most the clips in the american show are just remakes of the british show

'' so when did buzz lightyear actually land on the moon? big grin

''it was buzz aldrin''

''whateva''

shaber
Yes, his short episode show was good, but Borat was usually rather flat - except with the animal rights activists big grin

§P0oONY
Ali G is funny, especially his series' in the US because they don't understand his humour...

What is more funny is when people actually think he is a chav, when he really just taking the piss out of them, he actually went to Oxford or Cambridge (not sure which)

taft

Red Superfly
I always find it ironic that Chavs love Ali G.

They....just......don't......get......it..............

They probably think Ali G's childish Chav-esque mum jokes are actually funny, whereas everyone else understands he's just takin the piss.

I love it in the movie where they have gangwars over climbing frames, and race at 30 MPH in their boy racer poser cars. Genius.

I like Borat too. Like when he's looking around an American home, and gets shown the garage he says "My wife, she stay in here".

"In Kazakstan we have Man, Horse, then Woman"

laughing out loud

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ALI G: When you went to da moon, was da moon people friendly, or did they scare you?

BUZZ ALDRIN: We had no hopes of finding any life there whatsoever.

ALI G: When is man going to walk on de sun?

BUZZ ALDRIN: It's much too hot on the sun; we can never go there.

ALI G: We could go in de winter, when it's colder.



Ali G: Whats the smallest fing in da world?

Profesor: Sub-atomic particles

Ali G: But is they smaller than salt?

Professer: Yes, much much smaller!

Ali G: But they can't be smaller than flour? flour is so small its hard to pick up! and sand! thats ****in' small!

taft

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Ali: "So what about the pornos, would that still be legal in
Amsterdam?"

Teddy: "Well, it's going to be very difficult indeed, quite frankly,
as the borders go down, to try and accept a difference in
policy."

Ali: "So will I still be able to buy stuff with, you know, dogs and
women, or whatever in Amsterdam, or will that be illegal
there."

Teddy: "Oh no, that's still, you'll still be able to do that, but the
crux is this, is it going to be the same law through Europe."

Ali: "So we could start getting pornos of that quality over here?"

Teddy: "It's up to the European council of ministers to decide that
the same rules should apply throughout Europe."

Ali: "Aren't there any good things about it though, like, I dunno,
the ladies, like everyone knows we've got a lot of mingers
here and... I dunno, we get some Sweedes or whatever because
they is easier and less frigid than, I dunno, the English
girls..."

Teddy: "Southend-on-Sea is the place with the lovliest girls..."

Ali: "Me had a look around, man."

taft
ali: you now what if yez choppin carrots one day with a macchette cuz thats all ya got.. an the phone rings.. and ya go to answer it and it fallz in ur sock.. and you goin to go catch a bus downtown... and it falls into someones arm ...acouple times

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