What is a turd burglar?

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Morbid4Daniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

What is a turd burglar?

Is it an expression? Is it someone who steals turds? Lol..TELL ME.

Korri Senior Member

shock i dont think i even want to know.

Morbid4Daniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

LOL I heard someone saying it and I wanted to know what it was.

Zatch_Bell Senior Member

It is just as it sounds. Someone who steals turds.

Morbid4Daniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

LOL 😄

ladygrim The Grim piratess

😂

Morbid4Daniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

😉

eggmayo Senior Member

TURD BURGLAR: A dumper who does not realise that you're in the trap and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the trap until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. TURD BURGLARS have been known to cause premature pinchage, which inevitably causes you to pinch one off in the middle.

http://www.ogmac.co.uk/sidcup/toilet.htm

Nope, me neither.

Killer_Dennis Dickroll'd.

Originally posted by Korri
shock i dont think i even want to know.
😂

mechmoggy Northern Monkey

We have a phantom dumper at work who terrorizes the floor below me. He/she deposits their load and stinks up the whole 1st floor for hours, but nobody has yet to catch who this phantom dumper is.

eggmayo Senior Member

I think turd burglar was invented by Beavis and Butthead.

jaden101 Restricted

i suggest rogers famous book

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm

just click on the profanisaurus and do a searcj for turd burglar

Clovie -~=¤=~-

no idea, and not curious

Korri Senior Member

Originally posted by eggmayo
TURD BURGLAR: A dumper who does not realise that you're in the trap and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the trap until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. TURD BURGLARS have been known to cause premature pinchage, which inevitably causes you to pinch one off in the middle.

http://www.ogmac.co.uk/sidcup/toilet.htm

Nope, me neither.

omfg i feel so informed droolio

magic_hate_ball KILL!KILL!THIS IS HOCKEY!

i cant even find the words.......

Morbid4Daniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by eggmayo
TURD BURGLAR: A dumper who does not realise that you're in the trap and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the trap until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. TURD BURGLARS have been known to cause premature pinchage, which inevitably causes you to pinch one off in the middle.

http://www.ogmac.co.uk/sidcup/toilet.htm

Nope, me neither.

😂 Sounds about right 😛