What is a turd burglar?

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Morbid4Daniel
Is it an expression? Is it someone who steals turds? Lol..TELL ME.

Korri
shock i dont think i even want to know.

Morbid4Daniel
LOL I heard someone saying it and I wanted to know what it was.

Zatch_Bell
It is just as it sounds. Someone who steals turds.

Morbid4Daniel
LOL big grin

ladygrim
laughing out loud

Morbid4Daniel
wink

eggmayo
TURD BURGLAR: A dumper who does not realise that you're in the trap and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the trap until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. TURD BURGLARS have been known to cause premature pinchage, which inevitably causes you to pinch one off in the middle.

http://www.ogmac.co.uk/sidcup/toilet.htm

Nope, me neither.

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Korri
shock i dont think i even want to know. laughing out loud

mechmoggy
We have a phantom dumper at work who terrorizes the floor below me. He/she deposits their load and stinks up the whole 1st floor for hours, but nobody has yet to catch who this phantom dumper is.

eggmayo
I think turd burglar was invented by Beavis and Butthead.

jaden101
i suggest rogers famous book

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm

just click on the profanisaurus and do a searcj for turd burglar

Clovie
no idea, and not curious

Korri
Originally posted by eggmayo
TURD BURGLAR: A dumper who does not realise that you're in the trap and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the trap until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. TURD BURGLARS have been known to cause premature pinchage, which inevitably causes you to pinch one off in the middle.

http://www.ogmac.co.uk/sidcup/toilet.htm

Nope, me neither.

omfg i feel so informed droolio

magic_hate_ball
i cant even find the words.......

Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by eggmayo
TURD BURGLAR: A dumper who does not realise that you're in the trap and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the trap until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. TURD BURGLARS have been known to cause premature pinchage, which inevitably causes you to pinch one off in the middle.

http://www.ogmac.co.uk/sidcup/toilet.htm

Nope, me neither.

laughing out loud Sounds about right stick out tongue

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