Whats Your Horoscope For Today ?

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lilmisskitten
lol i find this song funny whats your star sign ?

Aquarius!
There's travel in your future when your toungue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing whack-a-mole 17 hours a day

Pisces!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true lord of the dance no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries!
The look on your face will be priceless when they find that 40 pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf and give a hickey to Merryl Streep

Taurus!
You will never find true happiness-what ya gonna do? Cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your drivers test

Leo!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss' face (oh no)
Eat a bucket of tuna flavoured pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry quik

Virgo!
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent-except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep siginificance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you but let me give you my assurance that forcasts and predictions are all based on solid scientific documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realise that every single one of there is absolutely true-where was I?

Libra!
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine...remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Worka a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem...you stupid freak

Sagittarius!
All your friends are laughing behind your back.....kill them
Take down all those naked pictures of Earnest Borgnine you've got haning in your den

Capricorn!
The stars say that your an exciting and wonderful person but you know they're lying
If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

-Funky Punk-
odd

lilmisskitten
i know yeah very but its funny !!! big grin what star sign are you ?

-Funky Punk-
libra

§P0oONY
"There's travel in your future when your toungue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing whack-a-mole 17 hours a day"

... Yeah.... I'm sure

-Funky Punk-
that sounds like u...jkjk

lilmisskitten
lol me to dont denie the power of the horoscope miffed lol

-Funky Punk-
lol never....................ever

lilmisskitten
or you will pay ...............................lots of money

-Funky Punk-
big ti,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee

RaeRox
i wouldnt mind hurting some people...(saggitarius.)

lilmisskitten
mhmmmmm me adn funky punk will get the money big grin yay for us !!

lilmisskitten
Originally posted by RaeRox
i wouldnt mind hurting some people...(saggitarius.)

lol yeah you go girl !! all i get is my head impaled on a stick *shrugs*

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by lilmisskitten
lol yeah you go girl !! all i get is my head impaled on a stick *shrugs*

dont u dare cheer her on she will come over to my house.. lol rae..

Zatch_Bell
I don't like whack a mole.

RaeRox
you betcha funky......lol

i dont like that game either. it only pisses me off.

Zatch_Bell
me to but that is what my horoscope said was whack a mole for 17 hours.

-Funky Punk-
.. its fun to play when ur mad ...lol

lilmisskitten
only when your mad otherwise those little moles are just so taunting miffed

Zatch_Bell
only when your mad but I rarely get mad.

-Funky Punk-
lol i get mad alot.. at my brother mostly

lilmisskitten
i just get mad full stop big grin.

Zatch_Bell
well when I get mad it is towards my sister or brother.

lilmisskitten
ahh siblings so easy to get mad at big grin yesterday i had 4 on me all tryign to dragg me down to the floor *shakes fist* damn them

-Funky Punk-
lol i only have a little bro.. but its like havin 9 lol well i gotta go bye!

Zatch_Bell
My brother is 12 and he tries to beat me up (mistake). I also have a 4 year old sister who thinks she is the boss of everyone and thinks she has the rite to hit boys in the private area.

§P0oONY
...And she does..

Zatch_Bell
yep but I am ready for it but others get hit every time.

§P0oONY
Makses sense..

Woo Trigun...

Zatch_Bell
Yep favorite anime.

§P0oONY
'Tis great, haven't watched any for ages though

Zatch_Bell
Well I just started watching a new one called Gungrave. So far I like it but I have to wait and see if it is worth taking an hour out of my day to watch.

§P0oONY
I have played the Gungrave PS2 games, they are fun

Zatch_Bell
Well they just started an anime about it. I guess. It comes on G4 tv. Depends on where you live what time it comes on.

lilmisskitten
love

Zatch_Bell
Whats that smiley for kitten.

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
Well they just started an anime about it. I guess. It comes on G4 tv. Depends on where you live what time it comes on.

I don't live State side so chances are I wont ever get it on TV

Zatch_Bell
Well I live in USA so anime is always on but usually the good ones are on late like midnight and 1:00 am.

RavenSDL
hi lilmisskitty

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
Well I live in USA so anime is always on but usually the good ones are on late like midnight and 1:00 am.

Lucky...

I have to buy DVDs

lilmisskitten
Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
Whats that smiley for kitten.

fit guy outside my window big grin

Originally posted by RavenSDL
hi lilmisskitty

heya rave nice avvy yes get weird al horoscope for today funny laughing

Zatch_Bell
that sucks but here they are always on tv.

Clovie
Originally posted by lilmisskitten

Capricorn!
The stars say that your an exciting and wonderful person but you know they're lying
If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again so truth cry

*locks up everything*

Zatch_Bell
It is just a joke clovie I am guessing becuase these horoscopes are pretty whacky if you ask me.

lilmisskitten
lol i know yeah there lyrics from a song dont worry big grin

Clovie
but that IS truth cry

Zatch_Bell
it can't be mine says whack a mole 17 hours a day and I hate that game.

lilmisskitten
Originally posted by Clovie
but that IS truth cry

awwww no its not *pats clovie on the head* its says my heads going to eb impaled and thats not gonna happen .....................................at least i hope not confused

Zatch_Bell
I'm glad I don't have your horoscope kitten.

lilmisskitten
lol yes count yourself lucky but dont denie the power of the horoscope evil face

Zatch_Bell
but I read todays horoscope and it was totally dif from this one.

-Funky Punk-
ya so did i mine was weird though

Zatch_Bell
mine was to it said make sure what you say is fact becuase there maybe hints beneath the water or somthing like that.

lilmisskitten
Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
but I read todays horoscope and it was totally dif from this one.

ahh yes but mine are SONG LYRICS !!! lol laughing

Zatch_Bell
you already told me that remember?

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
mine was to it said make sure what you say is fact becuase there maybe hints beneath the water or somthing like that.

ya mine said somethin about deep waters... blah blah blah!

Zatch_Bell
blah blah is right.

-Funky Punk-
yep..

Zatch_Bell
bored

lilmisskitten
Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
you already told me that remember?
lol yeah ............... i dotn belive in horocopes and i dont think it works if you were born prematurly .....confused

Zatch_Bell
like me i was born a month early

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
bored

me too no one is on yahoo or msn.. sucky!

lilmisskitten
Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
like me i was born a month early

me too!!!

Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
me too no one is on yahoo or msn.. sucky!

i was but then nah.......

-Funky Punk-
dfkjcvifhv;adfn

Zatch_Bell
asdfjkl; home row

-Funky Punk-
asdf;lkj asdf;lkja;sdljfa;sljfas;lfjka;sldfja;sdfkjadsfa;sd
fkj

Zatch_Bell
HA HA funky

-Funky Punk-
i am sooo bored.. and hyper and outta wack its not even funny..

s|m
Virgo. That hurt my feelings cry
stick out tongue

GuitarBunny
Cancer!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your drivers test


^^^^
Oh this is f.ucking perfect mad

DeRFmAn
Leo but I forget what it said for me.....ahhh oh well of to rocky road

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