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I was just watching some local television programming when, WHAM, a creepy voice on the TV sneaks up and tells me to turn to channel 14 for an emergency alert from the National Weather Service! So, I turns to channel 14, and I hears there's been an earthquake off the coast of California with a magnitide of 7.5 on the Richter scale! There could be another tsunami...! fear

No joke!

(and if there is, I heard about it before all you bitches... Ho ho!)

I didn't feel anything... *waits*

I feel noth--*falls through giant crack*

Haha, Thankfully I live 3000 Miles away

Sweet, even God doesn't like the blue states. Hope you DON'T know how to swim. \m/ \m/

that sucks for you *points and laugh*

Maybe now is the time for Cali to drop into the ocean, leaving Nevada on the coast and we can have our own beaches.

There's a severe storm alert where I am droolio
It's so hot and thundering and lightning and pouring!

We had a 5.6 quake on Sunday,
I didn't even feel it! What a cool Californian I am!

(Does this mean the return of the DR random-thread-ness??)

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Maybe now is the time for Cali to drop into the ocean, leaving Nevada on the coast and we can have our own beaches.

That would suck. All my stuff is in California.


Silver > Sounds sexy. I luv that kinda weather.

Oh me too
I was just outside, cause I was bored, and got soaked when it started downpouring

Silver > Sounds sexy. I luv those kind of mental images...

I love getting wet droolio ummm from rain, yes, rain ermm

Ever been sucked into a tornado?

It's probably just me, but I think it's a huge turn on...

We don't get tornados up here no2

Do ya'll have any natural disasters? detective

Actually no
The closest would be our snowfalls, a few feet at times, but even that really isnta disaster per say

Depends on how big the snowflakes are...

Have you ever ice-skated to school?...

Not on real skates no, but it's possible to slide to school

Sounds like fun...


Last time I was around snow was 8 years ago in Iowa.
I realised, it's pretty frigg'n cold when it snows.
The wind hit me and I felt like I wasn't wearing any pants!

Oh it's quite freezing

No kidding...

From then on, I wore two pairs of underwear, sweats, then jeans...

My ass looked huge!!

Must have gotten many looks

They all wanted me... naughty

I think giant, bulbous, male ass is a sign of sexual virility in Iowa...

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
We had a 5.6 quake on Sunday,
I didn't even feel it! What a cool Californian I am!

(Does this mean the return of the DR random-thread-ness??)

Maaaayyyybe...

Originally posted by D-Double
They all wanted me... naughty

I think giant, bulbous, male ass is a sign of sexual virility in Iowa...

The girls must have been aching to burst out of their jean vests and sweat pants

Originally posted by silver_tears
The girls must have been aching to burst out of their jean vests and sweat pants



... Mullet...

That's hot

Suck it down.

Flush it down.

One great big festering neon distraction.

I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim.

-AC