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I swear to God I Just farted for 32 seconds Flat!

was there lighter fluid and a match involved? droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
was there lighter fluid and a match involved? droolio

You have no idea how sexy that just was. Or maybe you do.

Feel free to enlighten me eyes

Originally posted by silver_tears
Feel free to enlighten me eyes Any chick that drools over guys lighting their farts is a keeper!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I swear to God I Just farted for 32 seconds Flat!

slip i have something to tell you


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i love slipknot
my favourite song is everything ends

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Any chick that drools over guys lighting their farts is a keeper!

I'll keep that in mind for the future

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'll keep that in mind for the future

Always keep a lighter on you, you never know when you might have to impress some hot guy!

Thats foul slip

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I swear to God I Just farted for 32 seconds Flat!


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do it again ...do it again ...Jumpy

i took a piss once for like 10mins drank too much coke...something like 3 litres within an hour..

''Mist Fountain'' ...

if i had some sort of liquid beverage in my mouth right now, it would be sprayed onto my lcd moniter from the laughter

Originally posted by Mist
if i had some sort of liquid beverage in my mouth right now, it would be sprayed onto my lcd moniter from the laughter

tongue....

Originally posted by Mist
i took a piss once for like 10mins drank too much coke...something like 3 litres within an hour..

10 mins? You think that's bad? Try having a period for three days.

I farted once too... just once... it was good... I wanna do it again

Originally posted by BlackC@t
10 mins? You think that's bad? Try having a period for three days.


lol.....

Originally posted by BlackC@t
10 mins? You think that's bad? Try having a period for three days.

Hmm I might try that...how do you do it?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm I might try that...how do you do it?


get hold of a Uterus!!! ....

Originally posted by BlackC@t
10 mins? You think that's bad? Try having a period for three days.

yeah but.....i took a piss once.............stop stealing my limelight

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
get hold of a Uterus!!! ....

Hmm...where can I purchase such a thing?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm...where can I purchase such a thing?

Local Supermarket..next to the eggs......

Originally posted by BlackC@t
10 mins? You think that's bad? Try having a period for three days.
three days?
try a week

misha

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I swear to God I Just farted for 32 seconds Flat!
what the f%*!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I swear to God I Just farted for 32 seconds Flat!

thats ****in sweet

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I swear to God I Just farted for 32 seconds Flat!

Did you soil yourself any?

i hope not

LOL

seriously

if he did i would not be suprised 32 seconds Jesus Christ must be a ****in world record or somethin god damn

Damn, I dont think Ive ever beat that record...woah.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Any chick that drools over guys lighting their farts is a keeper!

Damn! I guess im a keeper!

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Damn! I guess im a keeper!

wow

Lol. I think...you go for the "proper" ladies...Lol. Im not one of them.

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Lol. I think...you go for the "proper" ladies...Lol. Im not one of them.

not really i go for the normal type in which i really dont care what ur into as long as ur not a guy

LOL Good!

i kno

Where is Slipknot, he has some explaining to do! Jk

is that u in the pic

Yep.

sweet