Funny Harry Potter Book Tittles

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goddess_susu
Create a funny Harry Potter book tittle and post it here!

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the fluffy Pillows

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Juice laughing

goddess_susu
blink Harry Potter and the Malfoy's adoption blink

Raven Guardia
Harry Potter and his secret affair.

The Ones
Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher

TheSun
Originally posted by The Ones
Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher
You copied this from another site.

dark1365
Originally posted by TheSun
You copied this from another site.
Who cares? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Harry Potter and the Crimson Shoelace

goddess_susu
hahaha!
Harry Potter and his best friend voldy

shaber
Harry Potter and the Mower of Lawns teehee

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the death eaters reunion

DanZeke25
Originally posted by The Ones
Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher

only funny one so far

pumpkinpie4ever
harry potter and rons revenge

harry potter and the potter of hair

harry potter and ginnys love affair

harry potter and the spitting lama( i hate lamas i dont know why the just scare me)

pumpkinpie4ever
harry potter and the jawdrop jawdrop of the century..

TheSun
What a lack of imagination and humour you people have. The only funny one was copied off another site!

goddess_susu
Hey, be nice! This isn't a contest!
you can post any made up tittle here.

Harry Potter and the Tooth Fairy
(seee)

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the Razor attack eek!

pumpkinpie4ever
yeah sun and some of them are funny like mine... just joking i dont know if mine are funny that doesnt mean i have a lack of imagination....

The Ones
i didnt copy of another site, its a real book. its a spin off called: larry hotter and the stoned philosopher. my friend showed me the magazine ariticle showing it.

pumpkinpie4ever
yeah well dont worry about it the one.... its alright just leave 'em be...anyway i have another one

harry potter and the murderous otter

harry potter and probs with love

harry potter and the choice sniget and snitch

harry potter in truth or dare-- PG-13kissing and drunkyness involveddrunk

Moosooman
lol remidns me of the barry troter books wink

parody btw still funny

Harrpotter and the acne of fire

harry potter of the chamber pot of secrets

weegie
I've read the Barry Trotter books, lol, they are wicked!

Harry Potter and the Accidental Enlargement Spell wink

The Ones
harry potter and the goblet of juice

TheSun
All very poor.

[email protected]
Originally posted by weegie
I've read the Barry Trotter books, lol, they are wicked!

Harry Potter and the Accidental Enlargement Spell wink there so funny!

Harry Potter and TheSun who can't take a joke
Harry Potter in KMC Forums eek!

Saberstylemasta
Harry Potter and the Orgy of fire.

TheSun
Jokes are supposed to be funny. And the above title is just weird and nonsensical.

pumpkinpie4ever
harry potter and the moderator pheonix

harry potter and his dance with destiny

harry potter and hermiones love ( thats harry FYI)

harry potter and his unkonwn bro. captin underpants

TheSun
What on earth are these supposed to mean?

NightCrawler341
Let them have their fun, TheSun.

flee the evil 1
Harry Potter and the Cult of Power

NightCrawler341
Harry Potter and Tap-Dancing Dementors. stick out tongue

NightCrawler341
Harry Potter and the Rabbits of Voldemort bunny bunny bunny bunny

pumpkinpie4ever
harry potter and deatheater ron!

NightCrawler341
O.o o.O

pumpkinpie4ever
im only kidding night i promise i like ron i would never make him a deatheater.... anyway...

harry potter and the duel with food
harry potter and the food fight.
harry potters big move( max kebbles big move)
harry potter and ginny and draco!!!! i luv that pairing

NightCrawler341
Originally posted by pumpkinpie4ever
harry potter and ginny and draco!!!! i luv that pairing

Your kidding.......................

goddess_susu
Originally posted by TheSun
Jokes are supposed to be funny. And the above title is just weird and nonsensical.

If you can do better, be my guest!!! wink

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and TheSun who's cranky for missing bedtime

dark1365
Harry Potter and the Kick in the Groin.

goddess_susu
OUCH! pOOR Harry!!!

dark1365
Now, that doesn't mean that he's on the recieving end.

goddess_susu
unless is Snape, it aint good

dark1365
The story would last for one paragraph.

NightCrawler341
But what a brilliant paragraph it would be.

Harry Potter and the Bathroom of Secrets wc

Harry Potter and His Date love56

goddess_susu
alien2 Harry Potter and the alien invasion alien2

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
ops. that's already a tittle!

laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

NightCrawler341
Harry Potter and the Giant's Hand bluegrab

zac_j
harry potter and the wand in my dunny
harry potter and the lunchlady of evil
harry potter and the librarian of my second cousin, twice removed
harry pothead and the trip to rehab
harry potter and yo mama
harry potter goes to neverland (and meets michael jackson!)
harry potter survives neverland
harry potter: jacko strikes back!
hairy potty, the mudblood, and the weasel make up party games!
harry pothead: how i recovered from my addiction
wizards gone wild!
harry pothead and hisfight to stay sober

goddess_susu
hahaha! laughing

Lord Chariol
Harry Potter and the Electrified Fence

TheSun
Is this going somewhere?

NightCrawler341
Originally posted by TheSun
Is this going somewhere?

What do you mean by that?

sk8stuff09
Harry Potter and the Dry Cleaner that wouldn't give him his cape back

sk8stuff09
Harry Potter and the vaginal blood fart

NightCrawler341
Originally posted by sk8stuff09
Harry Potter and the vaginal blood fart

O.O What the f**k?

goddess_susu
yeh... a little over the line with that one no

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the Grim Return

reading I'd love to read that book reading

ashtonsNO1fan
"Harry and the dancing dodo (pronounce doo doo not as in dodo the extinct animal)"

SltherinQueenDM
Harry Potter and the Squib Squid... please tell me if any of you get this one... im new here so its not good sry embarrasment

goddess_susu
hehehe, that was fine!
Noone here's an expert

NightCrawler341
Harry Potter and the Squirrel Quirrel (sp?)

LordYomi13
Harry Potter and the Missing Title
Harry Potter and the Mud-blood Club
Harry Potter and the Anti-Muggle Movement
Harry Potter and the RedRum
Harry Potter and the Return of the King
Harry Potter and the Return of Voldemort...Again...that no one was expecting

JoeyLewis
Harry Potter and the Jeffersons

JoeyLewis
Harry Potter vs Michael Jackson: Harry Potter joins the Marines and loses his right leg in Iraq: Harry Potter moves to South Carolina and loses his mind: Harry Potter runs for Pesident against George Bush and of course loses even though he gets the most votes: Harry Potter marries Pam Anderson and his pee pee explodes.

goddess_susu
hahahahaha!!!

ickeris2003
harry potter and the small snitch---> you know what I mean hahahaha.

goddess_susu
ok?!?!?

ickeris2003
^^ I don't know I was being dumb, I guess its not funny huh.
Heres another harry potter and the alcoholic dementors

goddess_susu
better then the small snitch beer

ickeris2003
thnx smile

big gay kirk
Harry Potter and the Derivative Children's Series Novels....

Harry Potter and the Totally Unnecessary Sequels..

Harry Potter and the Dread Litigation....

Harry Potter and the Suing of anyone who dares write a book about a school of witchcraft and wizardry despite the fact that it wasn't an original idea anyway....

Harry Potter and the Badly Mauled and Rehashed Movie version...

Harry Potter and the Hyped up Marketing....

pumpkinpie4ever
Harry Potter and the attack of the neopets?
Harry Potter and the duel with yugioh-hehe my brothers watching this now.
Harry potter and the attack of the girls!!! (including me im just not in the pic b/c i gave up knowing hermione would get 'em)http://quillsnspills.portkey.org/art/hpfuninthesun.jpg

goddess_susu
Originally posted by big gay kirk
Harry Potter and the Derivative Children's Series Novels....

Harry Potter and the Totally Unnecessary Sequels..

Harry Potter and the Dread Litigation....

Harry Potter and the Suing of anyone who dares write a book about a school of witchcraft and wizardry despite the fact that it wasn't an original idea anyway....

Harry Potter and the Badly Mauled and Rehashed Movie version...

Harry Potter and the Hyped up Marketing....


cough (hater)! cough!

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the Millionaire Weasley twins

That'd be the best Harry Potter tittle ever. hihihi!

NightCrawler341
Hi hi hi to you too goddess. xD Typo?
Cute pick Pumpkin, but it wont be Hermione.

Harry Potter and the True Ship! (something shippers will be happy about.)

TheVapor
Harry Potter and that 70's snitch
Harry Potter and the reason he can't go to Kmart anymore
Harry Potter Meets Frankenstein
Harry Potter and the Chocolate Factory
Harry Potter and the Bedroom of fire wink
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pizza Sticks
Voldemort and I

NightCrawler341
I'm in the mood for pizza sticks now...

NightCrawler341
Originally posted by pumpkinpie4ever
Harry Potter and the attack of the neopets?
Harry Potter and the duel with yugioh-hehe my brothers watching this now.
Harry potter and the attack of the girls!!! (including me im just not in the pic b/c i gave up knowing hermione would get 'em)http://quillsnspills.portkey.org/art/hpfuninthesun.jpg

In the pic, who are those two girls in the background?

TheVapor
Originally posted by NightCrawler341
In the pic, who are those two girls in the background?

and out of the four fighting over him who is the brown haired girl. I think the other three are Cho, Hermione, and Ginny

SltherinQueenDM
in the background are the Patil twins right?

NightCrawler341
Okay, the people fighting over him are Cho, Hermione, Ginny, and Luna. I got that. Ron and Draco are both sulking on the sides, and the three girls I dunno who but the Patil(sp?) twins make since there.

SltherinQueenDM
the black chick should be one of the chasers on gryffindor

NightCrawler341
Which one was she again?

TheSun
Originally posted by NightCrawler341
Which one was she again?
Was it Angelina Johnson?

NightCrawler341
I think it tis.

Hermione202
Originally posted by NightCrawler341
I think it tis.

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the LOST TOPIC

stick to the topic people, stick to the topic!!!!!!

Hermione202
hahaha.
I like all those topics you guys came up with.They gave me a good laugh.

TheVapor
cimon someone tell me they liked Harry Potter and that 70's Snitch big grin Happy Dance

Say not me
Hairy Pawter and the Chamber of Dogtreats

Hermione202
Harry Potter and His Date with Narcissa malfoy

Harry Potter and Voldermorts book of childish Pranks

TheVapor
harry potters dating for dummies
hermiones sleepover secrets= the dirt on the girls at hogwarts
Vernons How-to book vol. 2: How-to keep your wizard nephew quiet when there are guests over

and dont miss out on the twins new book= Fred and George:Lets get serious

NightCrawler341
stick out tongue

BigTimeCubsFan
Harry Potter and The Chamber of Commerce

Hermione202
hahahahahahaha I like all of these titles

Darth Nauj
harry potter and the lost bludger

AndaliteGal
here are some:

Harry Potter and Voldemort's temper tantrum
harry potter and the quest to destroy JKR
harry potter and the bludgers's revolt
harry potter and the very boring story
Harry Potter and jkr's horror at seeing these freaky titles

goddess_susu
hahahaha!!!!!

That's true, JKR's horror at these tittles would make a funny book!

goddess_susu
these are really good you guys!!!

All I can come up with is dum ones!

humm....

Harry Potter and the revenge at JKR for making him suffer so much

Harry Potter and Fudge's Ice Cream Party

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and Moaning Myrtle and Michael Jackson's duet

Zatch_Bell
Harry Potter and flight of the pigs.

TheVapor
Harry Potters Blue Collar Tour

excerpt: "So i says to the statue in front of dumbledores office "Gravy and mashe pataters" and the garsh thing moved "-Harry

JKRs Grand adventurs 4: revenge of the shippers

excerpts: "Who does Hermione end up with!!!"

"READ BOOK SEVEN!!!"

"We can't wait"

and coming in August= Snape as a Child

excerpts: "But MJ i dont want to go to Neverland"

Ok so the excerpts are what made the titles funny but its funny either way stick out tongue

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the fan who attacked Wall Mart for the upcoming book
(that's ganna be me in some minutes, I CAn'T HoLD oN MUcH lONger ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! wacko )

TheVapor
Harry Potter and the Cornucopia of Surprises

Wizard Wars: Episode 1 The Pettigrew Menace

Harry Potter and the Crazy Borders Books Robbery evil face

Harry Potters Wacky Dance Party Happy Dance

Jk Rowlings official Shipper Book: Telling all who gets with who

Note: There is only five copies of this book and the are being sent to a random Hermit living on the indonesian islands eek!

Hermione202
hahahahahahahaha .those were funny

Kella
Harry Potter: Guide to Understanding Women

Harry Potter: Anger Management 2

Harry Potter and the Bedtime Accident


Okay...I'm all out for now.

TheVapor
Those were funny laughing

Harry Potter and the Wizard School of Rock

The Tom Riddle Diaries: The tale of a little girl

Harry Potters Gryfindor Gay Bash!

Draco: Behind the Anger
-"You know i never really did hate harry and the others. I just never had the courage to invite them to tea."

The Wizfather

Kella
thanks...yours are really funny too. laughing out loud

goddess_susu
Harry Potter Finds Nemo inside the Giant Squid's Belly

BigTimeCubsFan
Harry Potter and The Half Eaten Quince.
*A Quince was the Forbbinden Fruit in the Garden of Eden*

TheVapor
Harry Potter on "Dementors"
"Bad wiz bad wiz watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they take your soul from you" All crimes, witches and wizards in this book are real.

Harry Potter and the HolyGrail

Harry Potter and the Half-Breed Retriever

Harry potter meets Steven King
Harry-"A large tree withy fangs and sword?? You not trying anymore are you?"
King-"Thats it! You just asked for the alien that sells yellow snow!"

Harry Potter and Hermione Grangers Love Book

excerpt from page 1 "Oh man! I can't believe you just spent twenty nine dollers on this laughing ! Oh man i cant believe some of you shippers havn't relized hermiones with ron. Wait till the two of them hear this!"

big grin

goddess_susu
hahaha!
Where do you come up with these???

sk8stuff09
god, these titles are so lame

NightCrawler341
Keep your opinion to yourself, sk8stuff09. You sound like TheSun.

TheVapor
I dont know how i come up with them big grin

Harry Potter in Speed
Harry-"If the Hogwarts express goes over 100 miles an hour it will explode!"

My life as a teenage Umbridge

Snapes Potions Book
Snape-"This potion can be used to find out what happens in book seven and i just have to say it Magically Delicious!"

Harry Potter on Reading Rainbow
Levar Burton-"The upcoming Harry Potter Book i can tell you because i stole a copy is just great but you dont have to take my word for it."

Harry Potters New Kids Show
Sung to theme of Barney
"Harry is a wizard boy, from our imagination
He uses spells, or so he tells, to save the wizard nation
Harry Potter protects us all, whenever we may need him
He fights so strong and fights so bold gathering all stength within

Kella
Harry Potter on Reading Rainbow??? BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

*rolls on the floor dying in tears of laughter*

That one was great...being an older Potter fan and having watched my fair share of Reading Rainbow.

TheVapor
Thanks Kella

Harry Potter and the House-Elf Rebellion

The Pottinator
Harry-"Asta la vista Malfoy"

Ron and his date with the Ministers Daughter

Ronald Gump
Ron-"Life is like a Box of every flavor beans. you never know what your gonna get"

Hagrids Care for Deadly Beasts Book
Hagrid-"now day five of taking care of your dragon if your still alive then your gonna wanna keep them away from any other pets as they will be in the teething stage by now."

Kella
OMG! laughing out loud Where are you getting these? You are the Jedi Master of Harry Potter titles!

*bows respectfully*

TheVapor
Thanks Kella big grin *bows respectfully back* yours are funny too

announcer-"do you wish harry and hermione would use the time turner again well heres harrys latest adventure using the time turner!
Harry Potter in Back to the Present

A Wirzarding Tale 2: Potter Goes West rolling on floor laughing

The Good-The Read-Head-and The Malfoy

Harry's Amazing Adventures in Brazil
excerpt; Harry-" At first when i saw the snake and the skull i thought it was the dark mark but then i remembered where i was."

The Truth about Grawp
Grawp-"you know it was quiet funny they all thought i was like all the other giants out there. hermy that was a good one!"

and dont miss the hottest book this July

Theres Something about Hermione

cool

spidey-carnage
The Hairy Potter And the man wh lost half his blood

goddess_susu
Thanks for continuing the tread guys!!!

Court Radcliffe
Harry Potter and the enchanted strawberries laughing

Saberstylemasta
Harry Potter's guide to Farm animals

Magic for Dummies (by Harry Potter)

Harry Potter and that creepy guy across the street

Harry Potter and the toxic fart

Ronald Trump
"You're Fired!"


and finnally

Harry potter's best friend get's eaten mercilessly and quite nastily by the deceased Professer Quirrel.

oceanflame
harry potter and the defeat of ron's sweater

NightCrawler341
Originally posted by Saberstylemasta

Harry Potter and that creepy guy across the street

Harry potter's best friend get's eaten mercilessly and quite nastily by the deceased Professer Quirrel.

For the first one, stop talking about me... i'm not that creepy. The second one just made me hungry.

Hermione202
hungry?!?!?!

TheVapor
announcer-"Have you ever heard of snapes first couple years after Hogwarts? Did you now he formed a band? Everything you need to know about this in...."

Aerosnape the Biography

Wizard War Ep. 2: Attack of the Inferi

JK Rowlings "British terms for American Dummies"

Harry Potter Still Cant believe its not Butter!

Mr. Weasly's book of Muggle Objects for Ignorant Wizards
Mr. Weasly-"I bet none of you know about the function of a Rubber Duck!"

cool

oceanflame
HAHHAHAHA omg those are hilarious! i love them espcially the butter one!! big grinbig grin

goddess_susu
hihihihi

Saberstylemasta
Harry Potter gets HIHIHI.

TheVapor
Hogwarts behind closed doors: Things Rowling knows but tried to keep secret 'till now!
Harry-"Ron theres a Squid in the lake did you know that?"
Ron-"A Squib! Filch is drowning! We've got to save him!"

Ron-"Hey Harry those girls keep gigling around you. They must like you!"
Parvati Patil-"Did you see that spinach in his teeth!"

My life as a Teenage werewolf by Remus Lupin

2Fast2Sirius

and new this september
Sirius Sneaks Out: A Tale of Sirius's escape from nu. 12
Harry-"Sirius putting on glasses, a fake beard and mustache, plus the pipe and bowler hat aren't going to make you look like somebody else."

Sirius-"It worked for dumbledore in 1952 and it will work now!"

goddess_susu
sorry but hihihi is all I can say!!!
I ran out a long time ago happy

goddess_susu
but please keep going!!!

Saberstylemasta
Harry potter and the enigizer bunny.

Harry: catch that thing!
Ron: but it keeps going, and going, and going, adn going, and going, and going, and going, and going and going......

Harry Potter and Ginny get toghter to murder Hermionie, seeing as shippers think that Harry and Hermionie Love love each other, where as they really have "friendship" love.

Harry Potter and the Hairy Potty

Harry Potter and The guy that got eaten by Quirrel a.k.a. Ron

Harry Potter and Quirrels cannibalistic revenge

Harry Potter and Quirrel gets eaten for a change.

Harry Potter goes to the Zoo

Harry Potter "makes babies" with Ginny

Harry Potter and his guide to body Hair

Hermionie Granger becomes a tatoo artist

WorldWizardingWrestling presents Wizardmania!

And now, the Main event, contesting for the World Houseelf belt, Dobby and Kreacher

Kreacher: Pure-bloods rock, and you suck

Dobby: Dobby will serve Harry Potter, and rips Kreachers head off.

Harry Potter and the girl He fu**ed a.k.a. Ginny

Harry Potter and Voldemort become friends!

Harry Potter discovers cocaine.

Maiden_Of_Metal
Harry Potter and the male itch.
Harry Potter and the ingrown toenail.
Harry Potter and the goblet of firewhiskey.
Harry Potter and the Jew.
Harry Potter and the case of the stolen boxers.
Harry Potter and the stripper from The Hogshead.
Harry Potter and your mom.
Harry Farter and the smelly quill.
Harry Potter and the diddley t*at.


Yeah..that's enough.smile

oceanflame
OMG i love'em thtey totally rock man! haha big grin

Saberstylemasta
Harry Potter get toilet trained

Harry Potter Goes to the rock concert

Harry Potter meets chris rock

Harry: Who're you?
Chris: I'm chris rock dammit

Harry Potter gets stoned to death by obsessed H/Hr shippers

goddess_susu
Harry Potter gets together with the dead Fox for revenge on Bellatrix

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and Ginny get killed to save their child from Voldemort and start the chain all over again!!!

TheVapor
Ron and Hermione on Jerry Springer

Excerpt
Ron-"You were the one who was snogging up a storm with krum. On top of that he's four years older than you!"
Hermione-" Oh as if thats anything compared to you sucking Lavenders face of you squid "Won-Won"amateur"
Ginny comes out and smacks Ron over the head with a beer bottle Ginny-"stop thinking things like that about hermione!"
Ron-"What the bloody hell would i think that about a snog monster like Hermione!"
Harry comes out and smacks Ginny over the head with a beer bottle and she falls to the floor
Harry-"Will you marry me?"Draco comes out and Harry looks at him "I overdid it didn't i?"
Draco-"You did. The shippers won't be happy!"
Harry bends down over Ginny
harry-"I'm sorry i came on so stong. Will you take this ring shapped peice of broken glass and be my wife?"
Ron-"I do not approve of this!"
Hermione-"Who said you had a say!"
lunges at him and starts beating him
Draco-"I'm lonely. i guess ill go see Myrtle again."

rolling on floor laughing big grin smokin' cool

goddess_susu
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! I felt so bad for Malfoy when he did that!




Braking News: JK. Rowling kills owner of this tread for guessing
her next book tittle


Harry Potter and the Death Eater's square dancing competition

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the Nasty Pillow Fight

Harry Potter meets George of the Jungle and they both hit a tree

Harry Potter gets emisia and calls Voldemort his dada

Harry Potter finally takes a shower after 7 years yucky
(you can check in all the books, he slips on his pjs thousands of times but never takes a shower)

Saberstylemasta
Harry Potter and leanring your first guitar chords.

Harry Potter and his guide ugly girls at Hogwarts
The mosrt ugly girl in hogwarts: Hermionie
The second most ugly girl in hogwarts: Ron.

Harry potter eats a baked potatoe

British pie, starring :Harry Potter
excerpt:
Harry: so what's it feel like?
Draco: you wanna take this one
Ron: (sure) Like warm brittish pie!
Harry: Mcdonalds or homeade?

Harry: I'm in love with my pen pal...I'm in love with K.C.
Ron: Ya know what, I was aucutally expecting this and no, no, I'm flattered that chose me to come out to
Harry: No you idiot, K.C.'s a girl
Ron: I know i know. He's the gril, your the girl, and sometimes, your both the girl...That's hot. But whatever, I'm not gonna judge it.
Harry: She sent me a picture (shows Ron)
Ron: Woah, who's the hot chick?
Harry: That's K.C. And she wanted to come all the way to hogwarts to be with me. You know, until last night when i told her to keep her hands off of my genitals.
Ron: Well given what we know now that seems like the exact opposite of what you want!

Harry Potter and I was too lazy to make a title so the publishers just slapped this on the cover.

Saberstylemasta
Originally posted by goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the Nasty Pillow Fight

Harry Potter meets George of the Jungle and they both hit a tree

Harry Potter gets emisia and calls Voldemort his dada

Harry Potter finally takes a shower after 7 years yucky
(you can check in all the books, he slips on his pjs thousands of times but never takes a shower) He took a bath in GoF.

Saberstylemasta
I composed a preview to a Harry Potter Musical, and I'll copy it to the site in due time.

goddess_susu
Originally posted by Saberstylemasta
He took a bath in GoF.

that was part of the task though, not because he was needing it.
He only got into the bath tub, figured out his clue and got out.
He definatly needed some scrubbing after 4 years!!!

TheVapor
There are two possibilities about why harry doesnt take baths.
1.They use magic and its just not described in the books because its not neccisary
2.they do bathe but once again its not that significant to mention.

they should have this question for the next jk rowling site FAQ poll.

DarkC
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Cooties

goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the unnamed book

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