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Harry Potter and the fluffy Pillows

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Juice

Harry Potter and the Malfoy's adoption

Harry Potter and his secret affair.

Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher

Originally posted by The Ones
Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher
You copied this from another site.

Originally posted by TheSun
You copied this from another site.
Who cares?

Harry Potter and the Crimson Shoelace

hahaha!
Harry Potter and his best friend voldy

Harry Potter and the Mower of Lawns teehee

Harry Potter and the death eaters reunion

Originally posted by The Ones
Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher

only funny one so far

harry potter and rons revenge

harry potter and the potter of hair

harry potter and ginnys love affair

harry potter and the spitting lama( i hate lamas i dont know why the just scare me)

harry potter and the jawdrop jawdrop of the century..

What a lack of imagination and humour you people have. The only funny one was copied off another site!

Hey, be nice! This isn't a contest!
you can post any made up tittle here.

Harry Potter and the Tooth Fairy
(seee)

Harry Potter and the Razor attack

yeah sun and some of them are funny like mine... just joking i dont know if mine are funny that doesnt mean i have a lack of imagination....

i didnt copy of another site, its a real book. its a spin off called: larry hotter and the stoned philosopher. my friend showed me the magazine ariticle showing it.

yeah well dont worry about it the one.... its alright just leave 'em be...anyway i have another one

harry potter and the murderous otter

harry potter and probs with love

harry potter and the choice sniget and snitch

harry potter in truth or dare-- PG-13kissing and drunkyness involveddrunk

lol remidns me of the barry troter books

parody btw still funny

Harrpotter and the acne of fire

harry potter of the chamber pot of secrets

I've read the Barry Trotter books, lol, they are wicked!

Harry Potter and the Accidental Enlargement Spell

harry potter and the goblet of juice

All very poor.

Originally posted by weegie
I've read the Barry Trotter books, lol, they are wicked!

Harry Potter and the Accidental Enlargement Spell there so funny!

Harry Potter and TheSun who can't take a joke
Harry Potter in KMC Forums

Harry Potter and the Orgy of fire.

Jokes are supposed to be funny. And the above title is just weird and nonsensical.

harry potter and the moderator pheonix

harry potter and his dance with destiny

harry potter and hermiones love ( thats harry FYI)

harry potter and his unkonwn bro. captin underpants

What on earth are these supposed to mean?

Let them have their fun, TheSun.

Harry Potter and the Cult of Power

Harry Potter and Tap-Dancing Dementors.

Harry Potter and the Rabbits of Voldemort

harry potter and deatheater ron!

O.o o.O

im only kidding night i promise i like ron i would never make him a deatheater.... anyway...

harry potter and the duel with food
harry potter and the food fight.
harry potters big move( max kebbles big move)
harry potter and ginny and draco!!!! i luv that pairing

Originally posted by pumpkinpie4ever
harry potter and ginny and draco!!!! i luv that pairing

Your kidding.......................

Originally posted by TheSun
Jokes are supposed to be funny. And the above title is just weird and nonsensical.

If you can do better, be my guest!!!

Harry Potter and TheSun who's cranky for missing bedtime

Harry Potter and the Kick in the Groin.

OUCH! pOOR Harry!!!

Now, that doesn't mean that he's on the recieving end.

unless is Snape, it aint good

The story would last for one paragraph.

But what a brilliant paragraph it would be.

Harry Potter and the Bathroom of Secrets wc

Harry Potter and His Date love56

alien2 Harry Potter and the alien invasion alien2

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
ops. that's already a tittle!

Harry Potter and the Giant's Hand bluegrab

harry potter and the wand in my dunny
harry potter and the lunchlady of evil
harry potter and the librarian of my second cousin, twice removed
harry pothead and the trip to rehab
harry potter and yo mama
harry potter goes to neverland (and meets michael jackson!)
harry potter survives neverland
harry potter: jacko strikes back!
hairy potty, the mudblood, and the weasel make up party games!
harry pothead: how i recovered from my addiction
wizards gone wild!
harry pothead and hisfight to stay sober

hahaha!

Harry Potter and the Electrified Fence

Is this going somewhere?

Originally posted by TheSun
Is this going somewhere?

What do you mean by that?

Harry Potter and the Dry Cleaner that wouldn't give him his cape back

Harry Potter and the vaginal blood fart

Originally posted by sk8stuff09
Harry Potter and the vaginal blood fart

O.O

yeh... a little over the line with that one

Harry Potter and the Grim Return

I'd love to read that book

"Harry and the dancing dodo (pronounce doo doo not as in dodo the extinct animal)"

Harry Potter and the Squib Squid... please tell me if any of you get this one... im new here so its not good sry

hehehe, that was fine!
Noone here's an expert

Harry Potter and the Squirrel Quirrel (sp?)

Harry Potter and the Missing Title
Harry Potter and the Mud-blood Club
Harry Potter and the Anti-Muggle Movement
Harry Potter and the RedRum
Harry Potter and the Return of the King
Harry Potter and the Return of Voldemort...Again...that no one was expecting

Harry Potter and the Jeffersons

Harry Potter vs Michael Jackson: Harry Potter joins the Marines and loses his right leg in Iraq: Harry Potter moves to South Carolina and loses his mind: Harry Potter runs for Pesident against George Bush and of course loses even though he gets the most votes: Harry Potter marries Pam Anderson and his pee pee explodes.

hahahahaha!!!

harry potter and the small snitch---> you know what I mean hahahaha.

ok?!?!?

^^ I don't know I was being dumb, I guess its not funny huh.
Heres another harry potter and the alcoholic dementors

better then the small snitch

thnx

Harry Potter and the Derivative Children's Series Novels....

Harry Potter and the Totally Unnecessary Sequels..

Harry Potter and the Dread Litigation....

Harry Potter and the Suing of anyone who dares write a book about a school of witchcraft and wizardry despite the fact that it wasn't an original idea anyway....

Harry Potter and the Badly Mauled and Rehashed Movie version...

Harry Potter and the Hyped up Marketing....

Harry Potter and the attack of the neopets?
Harry Potter and the duel with yugioh-hehe my brothers watching this now.
Harry potter and the attack of the girls!!! (including me im just not in the pic b/c i gave up knowing hermione would get 'em)http://quillsnspills.portkey.org/art/hpfuninthesun.jpg

Originally posted by big gay kirk
Harry Potter and the Derivative Children's Series Novels....

Harry Potter and the Totally Unnecessary Sequels..

Harry Potter and the Dread Litigation....

Harry Potter and the Suing of anyone who dares write a book about a school of witchcraft and wizardry despite the fact that it wasn't an original idea anyway....

Harry Potter and the Badly Mauled and Rehashed Movie version...

Harry Potter and the Hyped up Marketing....


cough (hater)! cough!

Harry Potter and the Millionaire Weasley twins

That'd be the best Harry Potter tittle ever. hihihi!

Hi hi hi to you too goddess. xD Typo?
Cute pick Pumpkin, but it wont be Hermione.

Harry Potter and the True Ship! (something shippers will be happy about.)

Harry Potter and that 70's snitch
Harry Potter and the reason he can't go to Kmart anymore
Harry Potter Meets Frankenstein
Harry Potter and the Chocolate Factory
Harry Potter and the Bedroom of fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pizza Sticks
Voldemort and I

I'm in the mood for pizza sticks now...

Originally posted by pumpkinpie4ever
Harry Potter and the attack of the neopets?
Harry Potter and the duel with yugioh-hehe my brothers watching this now.
Harry potter and the attack of the girls!!! (including me im just not in the pic b/c i gave up knowing hermione would get 'em)http://quillsnspills.portkey.org/art/hpfuninthesun.jpg

In the pic, who are those two girls in the background?

Originally posted by NightCrawler341
In the pic, who are those two girls in the background?

and out of the four fighting over him who is the brown haired girl. I think the other three are Cho, Hermione, and Ginny

in the background are the Patil twins right?

Okay, the people fighting over him are Cho, Hermione, Ginny, and Luna. I got that. Ron and Draco are both sulking on the sides, and the three girls I dunno who but the Patil(sp?) twins make since there.

the black chick should be one of the chasers on gryffindor

Which one was she again?

Originally posted by NightCrawler341
Which one was she again?
Was it Angelina Johnson?

I think it tis.

Originally posted by NightCrawler341
I think it tis.

Harry Potter and the LOST TOPIC

stick to the topic people, stick to the topic!!!!!!

hahaha.
I like all those topics you guys came up with.They gave me a good laugh.

cimon someone tell me they liked Harry Potter and that 70's Snitch

Hairy Pawter and the Chamber of Dogtreats

Harry Potter and His Date with Narcissa malfoy

Harry Potter and Voldermorts book of childish Pranks

harry potters dating for dummies
hermiones sleepover secrets= the dirt on the girls at hogwarts
Vernons How-to book vol. 2: How-to keep your wizard nephew quiet when there are guests over

and dont miss out on the twins new book= Fred and George:Lets get serious

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Commerce

hahahahahahaha I like all of these titles

harry potter and the lost bludger

here are some:

Harry Potter and Voldemort's temper tantrum
harry potter and the quest to destroy JKR
harry potter and the bludgers's revolt
harry potter and the very boring story
Harry Potter and jkr's horror at seeing these freaky titles

hahahaha!!!!!

That's true, JKR's horror at these tittles would make a funny book!

these are really good you guys!!!

All I can come up with is dum ones!

humm....

Harry Potter and the revenge at JKR for making him suffer so much

Harry Potter and Fudge's Ice Cream Party

Harry Potter and Moaning Myrtle and Michael Jackson's duet

Harry Potter and flight of the pigs.

Harry Potters Blue Collar Tour

excerpt: "So i says to the statue in front of dumbledores office "Gravy and mashe pataters" and the garsh thing moved "-Harry

JKRs Grand adventurs 4: revenge of the shippers

excerpts: "Who does Hermione end up with!!!"

"READ BOOK SEVEN!!!"

"We can't wait"

and coming in August= Snape as a Child

excerpts: "But MJ i dont want to go to Neverland"

Ok so the excerpts are what made the titles funny but its funny either way

Harry Potter and the fan who attacked Wall Mart for the upcoming book
(that's ganna be me in some minutes, I CAn'T HoLD oN MUcH lONger ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! )

Harry Potter and the Cornucopia of Surprises

Wizard Wars: Episode 1 The Pettigrew Menace

Harry Potter and the Crazy Borders Books Robbery

Harry Potters Wacky Dance Party

Jk Rowlings official Shipper Book: Telling all who gets with who

Note: There is only five copies of this book and the are being sent to a random Hermit living on the indonesian islands

hahahahahahahaha .those were funny

Harry Potter: Guide to Understanding Women

Harry Potter: Anger Management 2

Harry Potter and the Bedtime Accident


Okay...I'm all out for now.

Those were funny

Harry Potter and the Wizard School of Rock

The Tom Riddle Diaries: The tale of a little girl

Harry Potters Gryfindor Gay Bash!

Draco: Behind the Anger
-"You know i never really did hate harry and the others. I just never had the courage to invite them to tea."

The Wizfather

thanks...yours are really funny too.

Harry Potter Finds Nemo inside the Giant Squid's Belly

Harry Potter and The Half Eaten Quince.
*A Quince was the Forbbinden Fruit in the Garden of Eden*

Harry Potter on "Dementors"
"Bad wiz bad wiz watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they take your soul from you" All crimes, witches and wizards in this book are real.

Harry Potter and the HolyGrail

Harry Potter and the Half-Breed Retriever

Harry potter meets Steven King
Harry-"A large tree withy fangs and sword?? You not trying anymore are you?"
King-"Thats it! You just asked for the alien that sells yellow snow!"

Harry Potter and Hermione Grangers Love Book

excerpt from page 1 "Oh man! I can't believe you just spent twenty nine dollers on this ! Oh man i cant believe some of you shippers havn't relized hermiones with ron. Wait till the two of them hear this!"

hahaha!
Where do you come up with these???

god, these titles are so lame

Keep your opinion to yourself, sk8stuff09. You sound like TheSun.

I dont know how i come up with them

Harry Potter in Speed
Harry-"If the Hogwarts express goes over 100 miles an hour it will explode!"

My life as a teenage Umbridge

Snapes Potions Book
Snape-"This potion can be used to find out what happens in book seven and i just have to say it Magically Delicious!"

Harry Potter on Reading Rainbow
Levar Burton-"The upcoming Harry Potter Book i can tell you because i stole a copy is just great but you dont have to take my word for it."

Harry Potters New Kids Show
Sung to theme of Barney
"Harry is a wizard boy, from our imagination
He uses spells, or so he tells, to save the wizard nation
Harry Potter protects us all, whenever we may need him
He fights so strong and fights so bold gathering all stength within

Harry Potter on Reading Rainbow??? BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

*rolls on the floor dying in tears of laughter*

That one was great...being an older Potter fan and having watched my fair share of Reading Rainbow.

Thanks Kella

Harry Potter and the House-Elf Rebellion

The Pottinator
Harry-"Asta la vista Malfoy"

Ron and his date with the Ministers Daughter

Ronald Gump
Ron-"Life is like a Box of every flavor beans. you never know what your gonna get"

Hagrids Care for Deadly Beasts Book
Hagrid-"now day five of taking care of your dragon if your still alive then your gonna wanna keep them away from any other pets as they will be in the teething stage by now."

OMG! Where are you getting these? You are the Jedi Master of Harry Potter titles!

*bows respectfully*

Thanks Kella *bows respectfully back* yours are funny too

announcer-"do you wish harry and hermione would use the time turner again well heres harrys latest adventure using the time turner!
Harry Potter in Back to the Present

A Wirzarding Tale 2: Potter Goes West

The Good-The Read-Head-and The Malfoy

Harry's Amazing Adventures in Brazil
excerpt; Harry-" At first when i saw the snake and the skull i thought it was the dark mark but then i remembered where i was."

The Truth about Grawp
Grawp-"you know it was quiet funny they all thought i was like all the other giants out there. hermy that was a good one!"

and dont miss the hottest book this July

Theres Something about Hermione

The Hairy Potter And the man wh lost half his blood

Thanks for continuing the tread guys!!!

Harry Potter and the enchanted strawberries

Harry Potter's guide to Farm animals

Magic for Dummies (by Harry Potter)

Harry Potter and that creepy guy across the street

Harry Potter and the toxic fart

Ronald Trump
"You're Fired!"


and finnally

Harry potter's best friend get's eaten mercilessly and quite nastily by the deceased Professer Quirrel.

harry potter and the defeat of ron's sweater

Originally posted by Saberstylemasta

Harry Potter and that creepy guy across the street

Harry potter's best friend get's eaten mercilessly and quite nastily by the deceased Professer Quirrel.

For the first one, stop talking about me... i'm not that creepy. The second one just made me hungry.

hungry?!?!?!

announcer-"Have you ever heard of snapes first couple years after Hogwarts? Did you now he formed a band? Everything you need to know about this in...."

Aerosnape the Biography

Wizard War Ep. 2: Attack of the Inferi

JK Rowlings "British terms for American Dummies"

Harry Potter Still Cant believe its not Butter!

Mr. Weasly's book of Muggle Objects for Ignorant Wizards
Mr. Weasly-"I bet none of you know about the function of a Rubber Duck!"

HAHHAHAHA omg those are hilarious! i love them espcially the butter one!!

hihihihi

Harry Potter gets HIHIHI.

Hogwarts behind closed doors: Things Rowling knows but tried to keep secret 'till now!
Harry-"Ron theres a Squid in the lake did you know that?"
Ron-"A Squib! Filch is drowning! We've got to save him!"

Ron-"Hey Harry those girls keep gigling around you. They must like you!"
Parvati Patil-"Did you see that spinach in his teeth!"

My life as a Teenage werewolf by Remus Lupin

2Fast2Sirius

and new this september
Sirius Sneaks Out: A Tale of Sirius's escape from nu. 12
Harry-"Sirius putting on glasses, a fake beard and mustache, plus the pipe and bowler hat aren't going to make you look like somebody else."

Sirius-"It worked for dumbledore in 1952 and it will work now!"

sorry but hihihi is all I can say!!!
I ran out a long time ago

but please keep going!!!

Harry potter and the enigizer bunny.

Harry: catch that thing!
Ron: but it keeps going, and going, and going, adn going, and going, and going, and going, and going and going......

Harry Potter and Ginny get toghter to murder Hermionie, seeing as shippers think that Harry and Hermionie Love love each other, where as they really have "friendship" love.

Harry Potter and the Hairy Potty

Harry Potter and The guy that got eaten by Quirrel a.k.a. Ron

Harry Potter and Quirrels cannibalistic revenge

Harry Potter and Quirrel gets eaten for a change.

Harry Potter goes to the Zoo

Harry Potter "makes babies" with Ginny

Harry Potter and his guide to body Hair

Hermionie Granger becomes a tatoo artist

WorldWizardingWrestling presents Wizardmania!

And now, the Main event, contesting for the World Houseelf belt, Dobby and Kreacher

Kreacher: Pure-bloods rock, and you suck

Dobby: Dobby will serve Harry Potter, and rips Kreachers head off.

Harry Potter and the girl He fu**ed a.k.a. Ginny

Harry Potter and Voldemort become friends!

Harry Potter discovers cocaine.

Harry Potter and the male itch.
Harry Potter and the ingrown toenail.
Harry Potter and the goblet of firewhiskey.
Harry Potter and the Jew.
Harry Potter and the case of the stolen boxers.
Harry Potter and the stripper from The Hogshead.
Harry Potter and your mom.
Harry Farter and the smelly quill.
Harry Potter and the diddley t*at.


Yeah..that's enough.

OMG i love'em thtey totally rock man! haha

Harry Potter get toilet trained

Harry Potter Goes to the rock concert

Harry Potter meets chris rock

Harry: Who're you?
Chris: I'm chris rock dammit

Harry Potter gets stoned to death by obsessed H/Hr shippers

Harry Potter gets together with the dead Fox for revenge on Bellatrix

Harry Potter and Ginny get killed to save their child from Voldemort and start the chain all over again!!!

Ron and Hermione on Jerry Springer

Excerpt
Ron-"You were the one who was snogging up a storm with krum. On top of that he's four years older than you!"
Hermione-" Oh as if thats anything compared to you sucking Lavenders face of you squid "Won-Won"amateur"
Ginny comes out and smacks Ron over the head with a beer bottle Ginny-"stop thinking things like that about hermione!"
Ron-"What the bloody hell would i think that about a snog monster like Hermione!"
Harry comes out and smacks Ginny over the head with a beer bottle and she falls to the floor
Harry-"Will you marry me?"Draco comes out and Harry looks at him "I overdid it didn't i?"
Draco-"You did. The shippers won't be happy!"
Harry bends down over Ginny
harry-"I'm sorry i came on so stong. Will you take this ring shapped peice of broken glass and be my wife?"
Ron-"I do not approve of this!"
Hermione-"Who said you had a say!"
lunges at him and starts beating him
Draco-"I'm lonely. i guess ill go see Myrtle again."

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! I felt so bad for Malfoy when he did that!




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Harry Potter and the Death Eater's square dancing competition

Harry Potter and the Nasty Pillow Fight

Harry Potter meets George of the Jungle and they both hit a tree

Harry Potter gets emisia and calls Voldemort his dada

Harry Potter finally takes a shower after 7 years yucky
(you can check in all the books, he slips on his pjs thousands of times but never takes a shower)

Harry Potter and leanring your first guitar chords.

Harry Potter and his guide ugly girls at Hogwarts
The mosrt ugly girl in hogwarts: Hermionie
The second most ugly girl in hogwarts: Ron.

Harry potter eats a baked potatoe

British pie, starring :Harry Potter
excerpt:
Harry: so what's it feel like?
Draco: you wanna take this one
Ron: (sure) Like warm brittish pie!
Harry: Mcdonalds or homeade?

Harry: I'm in love with my pen pal...I'm in love with K.C.
Ron: Ya know what, I was aucutally expecting this and no, no, I'm flattered that chose me to come out to
Harry: No you idiot, K.C.'s a girl
Ron: I know i know. He's the gril, your the girl, and sometimes, your both the girl...That's hot. But whatever, I'm not gonna judge it.
Harry: She sent me a picture (shows Ron)
Ron: Woah, who's the hot chick?
Harry: That's K.C. And she wanted to come all the way to hogwarts to be with me. You know, until last night when i told her to keep her hands off of my genitals.
Ron: Well given what we know now that seems like the exact opposite of what you want!

Harry Potter and I was too lazy to make a title so the publishers just slapped this on the cover.

Originally posted by goddess_susu
Harry Potter and the Nasty Pillow Fight

Harry Potter meets George of the Jungle and they both hit a tree

Harry Potter gets emisia and calls Voldemort his dada

Harry Potter finally takes a shower after 7 years yucky
(you can check in all the books, he slips on his pjs thousands of times but never takes a shower) He took a bath in GoF.

I composed a preview to a Harry Potter Musical, and I'll copy it to the site in due time.

Originally posted by Saberstylemasta
He took a bath in GoF.

that was part of the task though, not because he was needing it.
He only got into the bath tub, figured out his clue and got out.
He definatly needed some scrubbing after 4 years!!!

There are two possibilities about why harry doesnt take baths.
1.They use magic and its just not described in the books because its not neccisary
2.they do bathe but once again its not that significant to mention.

they should have this question for the next jk rowling site FAQ poll.

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Cooties

Harry Potter and the unnamed book