if you were the devil.

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mikedgravity
what would you do if you were the devil? i would plant the seed of false hope.

Uneeklyconfused
i would make all woman big breasted and walk round naked..and make all men gay !!! devil...

Pandemoniac
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
i would make all woman big breasted and walk round naked..and make all men gay !!! devil...

!!!!! And I thought I was evil....

s|m
I'd kill myself no expression

Pandemoniac
Originally posted by s|m
I'd kill myself no expression

Why? When I'll go to hell, satan is going to have a hell of a job holding on to his throne

sblomie545
notice how everyone responds in this thread and not the god one, lol

Uneeklyconfused
devil....lol.....


heeh hee heeh

Pandemoniac
Originally posted by sblomie545
notice how everyone responds in this thread and not the god one, lol

Religion just messed up it's marketing, I'm not into torture or killing, but horns on your head just make life far more amusing instead of a aureole...

mikedgravity
Originally posted by sblomie545
notice how everyone responds in this thread and not the god one, lol i was just thinkin that.

keiji
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
!!!!! And I thought I was evil....
i'm gonna add on to your idea......all the women serve you.

Pandemoniac
Originally posted by keiji
i'm gonna add on to your idea......all the women serve you.

Hmm, for the full picture: all women are lusciously attractive, but since I'm a male Uneeks curse would render me gay!
How would I feel about all women willing to serve me? I'd be screaming 'Chippendale's, Chippendale's' all day long
Pain, terrible pain...

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Hmm, for the full picture: all women are lusciously attractive, but since I'm a male Uneeks curse would render me gay!
How would I feel about all women willing to serve me? I'd be screaming 'Chippendale's, Chippendale's' all day long
Pain, terrible pain...

lol...reading that just make me choke!!!!


hug....

Pandemoniac
Yeah well, love you too! Just hoping I'll get into hell before you do

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Yeah well, love you too! Just hoping I'll get into hell before you do

no such luck.. i have a reserved seat ....next to Santa himself ..santa...

Alpha Centauri
I'd come to Earth and say:

"Look, for f*ck's sake. LISTEN! I'm not the freaking bad guy here. Jesus. No seriously, he's the actual bad guy. Why the hell (shameless plug) would you wanna go to Heaven? All the great musicians are in Hell. Ok, ok. Don't wanna listen? Fine. But when you go to Heaven, God's gonna make Justin Timberlake sleep with Britney for eternity to produce infinite amounts of 'pure' souls to go **** with your life while we're all downstairs rocking out in the lake of fire with bisexual chicks wearing bikinis made of brimstone and listening to Jimi Hendrix. So bite me.

*Jumps down into crack in Earth, then pops head back up*

Oh yeah and like, all you goth kids. Cheer the **** up. Seriously, you're giving me a badder name."

-AC

shaber
Seen Robin Williams' movie about Heaven and Hell? stick out tongue

impchimp
I would make all people on the earth worship me and make them drizzle chocolate into my mouth then control the scientists 2 make a pill so i stay thin after all of the chocolate!lol

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by shaber
Seen Robin Williams' movie about Heaven and Hell? stick out tongue

( saw it ..it was strange...- the one about his wife and some painting right?..erm ?)

Pandemoniac
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
no such luck.. i have a reserved seat ....next to Santa himself ..santa...

I knew it! Santa has been humping Lilith! Ho-ho-ho and let your acceptance of my gifts be the first step in selling your soul! Damn child's soul swallowing beardy jolly fat-ass...
But preserve your fear my dear, I just might put the big red guy himself out of work when I enter the hot room

s|m
Wait.. If i were the devil, i'd make stupidy hurt like hell... imagine that big grin

Uneeklyconfused
whats worse ...Pande as Santa....or Santa as Santa....

Pande as santa .droolio..........

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by s|m
Wait.. If i were the devil, i'd make stupidy hurt like hell... imagine that big grin

i r dooo med....wacko....

shaber
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
( saw it ..it was strange...- the one about his wife and some painting right?..erm ?)

Hell was her house minus her favourite paintings and with horrible things like spiders coming out of the woodwork.

Pandemoniac
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
whats worse ...Pande as Santa....or Santa as Santa....

Pande as santa .droolio..........

Interesting indeed! The bulge in the suit wouldn't be a belly in that case

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by shaber
Hell was her house minus her favourite paintings and with horrible things like spiders coming out of the woodwork.

yea that was one werida$$ film.....

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Interesting indeed! The bulge in the suit wouldn't be a belly in that case

what would it be?...confused...oh...... you mean...eek!........


the fridge




shifty....

Pandemoniac
I'm talking fridge baby....but the temperature is rising

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I'm talking fridge baby....but the temperature is rising
drooliog9ck

Pandemoniac
Ho-ho-hooooo!!!

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Ho-ho-hooooo!!!

pinkcuffs......santa...

Pandemoniac
Wow-ooow-ooow!!

JLred
I would make everyone eat pie.....until they blew up......


http://www.myhomecooking.net/apple-pie/apple-pie-2.jpg

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Wow-ooow-ooow!!

lol....Gnite Pande happy...

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