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would you rather be caught masturbating by one of you parents. or catch one of your parents masturbating?

ouch...really tough call...im gonnna have to think long about that one

Too bad this is going to be closed.

Nice try though.

caught by my parents..i don't wana see them masturbating

Originally posted by mikedgravity
would you rather be caught masturbating by one of you parents. or catch one of your parents masturbating?

Catch.... Possibility of blackmail

i would rather catch THEM, so i could tell them the story sbout going blind!!

Screw that, I'd favor myself being caught spanking the monkey by the folks over witnessing my daddy chocking his chicken anytime! Brrrr

*shudders*

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Screw that, I'd favor myself being caught spanking the monkey by the folks over witnessing my daddy chocking his chicken anytime! Brrrr

lol..................

honestly, neither.

ya i agree... id prolly have to prefer getting caught... i dont want to see my dad yanking his chain or my mom eewww no no no mental image noooooooo get it out get it out!!!!

that's a disturbing metal image.

lol...I would prefer to catch one of them...weird isn't it. I'd be too embarrassed to ever show my face to them again if i got caught

Originally posted by cindy8219
that's a disturbing metal image.

Originally posted by a1hsauce


its not disturbing?

Originally posted by cindy8219
its not disturbing?
ohh yes it is yes it is...just couldnt find the right smilie to describe it

Originally posted by Your Angel
lol...I would prefer to catch one of them...weird isn't it. I'd be too embarrassed to ever show my face to them again if i got caught
wow angel youre pretty brave...youd rather catch one of ur parents

I know...but if they caught me, Id die!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohh yes it is yes it is...just couldnt find the right smilie to describe it

underconstruct or 2237 ;\?


lol.........

This question is painful to think about...

I think I need to erase it from my memory...

*sits in corner and starts to rock*

lol its not that bad when they catch you...i mean yah its soooooooo embarrassing but they usually leave you alone for like the next day and pretty much dont look at you for the next 24 hours

I'd Rather be caught

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
underconstruct or 2237 ;\?


lol.........
uneek i can always count on you for a laugh

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol its not that bad when they catch you...i mean yah its soooooooo embarrassing but they usually leave you alone for like the next day and pretty much dont look at you for the next 24 hours

that's quite alright! Besides, that's why God invented locks.

there you go...good job angel...and thats why theres the bathroom...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
uneek i can always count on you for a laugh

........... kisses..........

Originally posted by Your Angel
that's quite alright! Besides, that's why God invented locks.

He also invented CCTV cams....

ummm whats cctv

CCTV - Closed Circuit Television

A system consisting of a transmitter (a surveillance camera) that feeds one or more receivers (monitors) pictures captured by the camera.

oh

I edited...

both are embarassing as hell.

I'd rather kill myself.

For a minute there I thought Slipknot was back.

wtf kinda thread is this? lol

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I'd Rather be caught

I've been caught before by my stepdad and another time by my mum

That's why I have a lock on my door now

Originally posted by Furious Angel
caught by my parents..i don't wana see them masturbating
Agreed.

Good lord...that would scar me for life...*cries in a corner*

Originally posted by Roulette
Agreed.

Good lord...that would scar me for life...*cries in a corner* I'd be fighting to clear the image out of my head...

Haha...sameO.O

Thanks a lot for giving me a mental picture. crazy

Haha..holy shit! I'm sorry!

*covers face*

Gives you one too?

I'd rather catch my parents.

If they cought me, they would go through a big "you're now at that age...."

lessons learned

s/he who hesitate, procrastinates
s/he who procrastinate, well erm, masturbate.

which is why i learned to go all or nothing ... all/everything to gain nothing to lose is my new motto now.

Originally posted by DarkC
Gives you one too?

OH GOD! don't say that! *blocks ears* Lalalalalala!

Originally posted by Roulette
OH GOD! don't say that! *blocks ears* Lalalalalala!
How's yo' pappa doin'!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'd rather catch my parents.

If they cought me, they would go through a big "you're now at that age...."

...the 'talk'

glad I never got itO.O

Originally posted by DarkC
How's yo' pappa doin'!

NOOOO! You vile fiend! *smacks self and jumps through window*

Originally posted by Roulette
NOOOO! You vile fiend! *smacks self and jumps through window*
Hahahaha....


*catches* kisses

Originally posted by DarkC
Hahahaha....


*catches* kisses

Good lawd..why would you do that? *bottom lip quivers*

haha fankoo very much

Originally posted by Roulette
Good lawd..why would you do that? *bottom lip quivers*

haha fankoo very much
You started it. shock

You're welcome.











Oh, you're a legal. Damn!

Originally posted by DarkC
You started it. shock

You're welcome.











Oh, you're a legal. Damn!


Haha...true, I did...^-^ many sorry's to you

Originally posted by Roulette
Haha...true, I did...^-^ many sorry's to you

Sucks when you find out you can't flirt because the other's legal.




...


...


Let's make out.

Originally posted by DarkC
Sucks when you find out you can't flirt because the other's legal.




...


...


Let's make out.

Haha^-^ don't worry, you'll find chickas to flirt with who are your age^-^

Originally posted by Roulette
Haha^-^ don't worry, you'll find chickas to flirt with who are your age^-^



Have and will.




Did that sound right?^

Originally posted by DarkC
Have and will.




Did that sound right?^


No

Damn!

Originally posted by DarkC
Sucks when you find out you can't flirt because the other's legal.




...


...


Let's make out.

god first me now Roulette sorry lil man lol

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'd rather catch my parents.

If they cought me, they would go through a big "you're now at that age...."

You could fake stupidity until they give you a few pornos to 'educate' you

Originally posted by LethalFemme
god first me now Roulette sorry lil man lol
I know, I know. cry

Originally posted by DarkC
Have and will.




Did that sound right?^

yup..sho' did^^

Originally posted by Roulette
yup..sho' did^^
Oh, fo' real.


I know dick about gangsta' talk.

Originally posted by DarkC
I know, I know. cry

lol

Originally posted by Roulette
yup..sho' did^^

hey I don't think I've ever talked to you or seen your screen name lol

anyways hi I'm just thankful there's another chick in this sea of men and boys lol

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, fo' real.


I know dick about gangsta' talk.

same here...

I'm just being a dipshit

Originally posted by LethalFemme
lol



hey I don't think I've ever talked to you or seen your screen name lol

anyways hi I'm just thankful there's another chick in this sea of men and boys lol
schmollmhm
Originally posted by Roulette
same here...

I'm just being a dipshit
Oh, you are anything but.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
hey I don't think I've ever talked to you or seen your screen name lol

anyways hi I'm just thankful there's another chick in this sea of men and boys lol
Hehe...yeah, I don't think we've ever spoken^-^

I've seen you around, though.

Haha...hi^-^ how are you?

Originally posted by DarkC


Oh, you are anything but.

Wow...really? *teary* aww...fankoo^-^

My family would say otherwise, thoughsneaky2

Originally posted by Roulette
Wow...really? *teary* aww...fankoo^-^

My family would say otherwise, thoughsneaky2
They're the dipshits.


Terminate them.

Originally posted by DarkC
schmollmhm

Oh, you are anything but.

I didn't know if you would catch on or not lol

Originally posted by Roulette
Hehe...yeah, I don't think we've ever spoken^-^

I've seen you around, though.

Haha...hi^-^ how are you?

I'm good............you?

Originally posted by DarkC
They're the dipshits.


Terminate them.

*claps*

Maybe that's too mean...

Oh heck, who am I kiddin? *sends them on a plane to Japan*

was that termination?nerd

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I didn't know if you would catch on or not lol



I'm good............you? Catch on to what?

No, seriously.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm good............you?

A lil tired, but yeah..I'm good^-^

Originally posted by DarkC
Catch on to what?

No, seriously.

nothing

Originally posted by LethalFemme
nothing
*gives you severe wedgie*


Tell me. pissed

Originally posted by Roulette
*claps*

Maybe that's too mean...

Oh heck, who am I kiddin? *sends them on a plane to Japan*

was that termination?nerd Definitely not!

My parents are psycho.


And about the termination...here's piano wire and grease. Get busy.

Originally posted by DarkC
*gives you severe wedgie*


Tell me. pissed

no neverselene

Originally posted by DarkC
Definitely not!

My parents are psycho.


And about the termination...here's piano wire and grease. Get busy.

Psycho? psycho aint pretty

...you sir, are one evil monkey.

*narrows eyes*

Originally posted by Roulette
Psycho? psycho aint pretty

...you sir, are one evil monkey.

*narrows eyes*
B-but..cry I don't have fur or pointy teeth.

Originally posted by DarkC
B-but..cry I don't have fur or pointy teeth.

WELL! maybe you're an evil leprichaun?

and..I see that I have made you teary..I'm sorry

*hands you cupcakes*^^

Originally posted by Roulette
WELL! maybe you're an evil leprichaun?

and..I see that I have made you teary..I'm sorry

*hands you cupcakes*^^
What flavour!

All kinds of flavours

Originally posted by Roulette
All kinds of flavours
Yay!

*Picks out fudge*
Want one?


(check out the bottom of my profile, the very end.)

Hehe yes please!

there, there *pats your shoulder*

Originally posted by Roulette
Hehe yes please!

there, there *pats your shoulder*
*hands you vanilla* Enjoy.



No worries, lass.

Originally posted by Roulette
All kinds of flavours


I got condoms like that

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I got condoms like that

lol

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Screw that, I'd favor myself being caught spanking the monkey by the folks over witnessing my daddy chocking his chicken anytime! Brrrr

Originally posted by DarkC
*hands you vanilla* Enjoy.



No worries, lass.

thanks! I will^-^

Hehe

sorry that I disappeared without a word before, but I was kicked off the comp

Ugh! Be caught of course! *tries to block out alternative mental image*