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theres this girl i love at school and i want to ask her out. but shes got a boy friend. how can i get them separated first?

u may not want 2 seperate them because, if u do and she finds out, there is no way shes goin out with u. just wait.

KILL HIM...KILL HIM NOW

Originally posted by jaden101
KILL HIM...KILL HIM NOW

^^^ ....

lol. but seriously. i have a mad crush on her. and he keeps on bullshittin her along with everyone in class...apart from me. but she still loves him! how can i get her to go out with me

if ur hot just make her cheat... but then of course youll get beaten up and hated by some people.... i cheated on my bf this year.. but im the girl so everyone still lykes me

just ask her out!

rule, i would but i'd be running the risk of getting my head smashed in by her BF

Originally posted by The Ones
rule, i would but i'd be running the risk of getting my head smashed in by her BF

Are you friends with her? If not, become her friend first.

WE ARENT FRIENDS exactly but we are. we talk a bit but we arent close

Win 'er over! shifty

Well, talk more, and let her get to know you more.

Originally posted by The Ones
theres this girl i love at school and i want to ask her out. but shes got a boy friend. how can i get them separated first?
That happened to me too. She broke up with the guy and then I hooked up with her. Shouldn't have done that. She really broke my heart. It's been more than a month now and I'm still not over it. Don't call me pathetic, it's because I loved her so much. Ok, I'll stop whining and try to help you:

I say wait, no matter how painful it is to see her with some guy while you want to be with her. If she finds out you got them broken up, you're in trouble. She'd tell everyone and they would all think you're a prick and then you'll never get a new girlfriend. So whatever you do, don't get them broke up. If it takes to long and they just don't break up, try to forget her. And maybe, just maybe, they break up anyway and there you are: the shoulder to cry on.

Hope I helped ya.

ok

1. get to know her and vice versa.

then..?

Originally posted by The Ones
theres this girl i love at school and i want to ask her out. but shes got a boy friend. how can i get them separated first?


Well, I myself would look further before ruining a happy couple, but I can understand your desire.
Trying to separate them won't work... You'll only appear desperate no matter what you do. She has a good reason to have that other guy as a boyfriend, don't try to sabotage their relationship, she knows more about him compared to you. Your best chance will be to convince her that you would be a better boyfriend, in order to do that you will have to become good friend with her first, so that you can display your talents. It will take patience and afford, and take it easy, moving to fast will reveal your master-plan..
Do keep an eye on her current boyfriend, and be sure to remember any mess-ups he makes and use those for your own advantage

Originally posted by The Ones
ok

1. get to know her and vice versa.

then..?

Be friends with her. Show her how cool you are.lol. Just be funny and a listening ear, chicks love that. Maybe she'll dump the dude for you. And otherwise, if they brake up for an other reason, you'll be there to listen to her and comfort her. And BOOM ya got yourself a girlfriend.

Originally posted by muserke
Be friends with her. Show her how cool you are.lol. Just be funny and a listening ear, chicks love that. Maybe she'll dump the dude for you. And otherwise, if they brake up for an other reason, you'll be there to listen to her and comfort her. And BOOM ya got yourself a girlfriend.

^^ lol, my plan exactly.

great advice everyone. ill try it as soon as they come back from new york together

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
^^ lol, my plan exactly.

Haha, great minds do think alike! I posted the exact same plan

Oh yeah. One minute before me.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Haha, great minds do think alike! I posted the exact same plan

lol yeah

See! So it must be flawless! The One is gonna get that girl with us as his ministers

Yeah!!

...and if all fails, it was your idea! lol j/k

Yeah! We're like Hitch.
We'll get everyone a girlfriend.


Exept that geek over there. Yes, you.

Originally posted by muserke
Yeah! We're like Hitch.
We'll get everyone a girlfriend.


Exept that geek over there. Yes, you.



We should start our own advice help line for people in need of luuuurve advice

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Yeah!!

...and if all fails, it was your idea! lol j/k

I don't mind, it would go fairly unnoticed on my CV of stupid ideas, the list is toooo long

Hello ppl..

But it's gonna cost them. I'll keep the money safe
...
and run!
Oh did I say that out loud?

Originally posted by muserke
But it's gonna cost them. I'll keep the money safe
...
and run!
Oh did I say that out loud?

*Ties muserke to chair* Can't run now!

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I don't mind, it would go fairly unnoticed on my CV of stupid ideas, the list is toooo long
Hey it's my idea! It gets to be on my list! Poor trees...all that paper...all those "great" ideas...

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Ties muserke to chair* Can't run now!
Dammit. Hey! I need some help here. Now that's the last time I want to be like Hitch. It always gets me into trouble.

EDIT: woops sorry bout the double post.....

Originally posted by muserke
Dammit. Hey! I need some help here. Now that's the last time I want to be like Hitch. It always gets me into trouble.

lol serves you right for trying to run with my money!

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
lol serves you right for trying to run with my money!
My money! My idea! You guys are just puppets under my control in my big evil plan to get all the girls for myself!
Damn why do I always say things out loud?

Aah come on, advice is charity

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Aah come on, advice is charity

lol I suppose you're right...

muserke: I have no idea

If she cheats on her boyfriend now, what's gonna stop her from doing the same to you?

I guess Pandemoniac is right.
Now untie me!!!

Originally posted by muserke

I guess Pandemoniac is right.
Now untie me!!!

*Considers*...Nah

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Considers*...Nah
Oh when I get my hands on you...
Some good soul will come along and untie me...
*waits*

Originally posted by muserke
Oh when I get my hands on you...
Some good soul will come along and untie me...
*waits*

You're going to be waiting a long time

Originally posted by silver_tears
If she cheats on her boyfriend now, what's gonna stop her from doing the same to you?

Now that is a good point!
Do consider that, if you could make her choose you above the one she loves at the moment, would she not be a bit to sensitive towards even better competition?

Yeah and that kid keeps poking me with that stick.
Stop it, you little...
C'mon please untie me.

bang her

how can i do that if i dont know her or she dont accept offer?

Man, don't pay attention to such remarks. If you truly love her, just 'banging' her should be a very low priority.
Think about how you could make her life even better, get to know her desires and try to live up to them.
Bring her a luxurious breakfast, even if she lives two towns away.
Find out het taste in music and take to a concert or party.
Oh, and lots of girls like the zoo! That will give you the opportunity to casually walk beside her in private and talk about anything you want, while watchin monkeys!

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Man, don't pay attention to such remarks. If you truly love her, just 'banging' her should be a very low priority.
Think about how you could make her life even better, get to know her desires and try to live up to them.
Bring her a luxurious breakfast, even if she lives two towns away.
Find out het taste in music and take to a concert or party.
Oh, and lots of girls like the zoo! That will give you the opportunity to casually walk beside her in private and talk about anything you want, while watchin monkeys!
That all sounds lovely. They would definitely work.

ok. if she dont want to go out with me, she will spread the news that i tried to ask her out and i will get teased every day (she has lots of friends)

oh and 1 thing i forgot to mention, im in competition with about 10 other boys (excluding her BF)

you're in the UK too? whereabouts.

does she like you back?

Why not try to find someone that isn't involved? Maybe she is happy with who she is with.

Originally posted by The Ones
theres this girl i love at school and i want to ask her out. but shes got a boy friend. how can i get them separated first? Those girls.....trouble trouble trouble lady

i agree with Ken

Originally posted by The Ones
theres this girl i love at school and i want to ask her out. but shes got a boy friend. how can i get them separated first?

You don't have to separate them. Just tell her that she is the most beautifull girl you have ever seen and that you think of nothing else.

wtf? don't try to break them up...what is your problem? fine, i understand that you love her and blah blah blah but you can't always get what you want...forget it...she's taken

Originally posted by silvertsume
if ur hot just make her cheat... but then of course youll get beaten up and hated by some people.... i cheated on my bf this year.. but im the girl so everyone still lykes me

.....unloyal distrustful disgusting nice sneeky slick cool smooth person you are! and you didn't get caught?...i would never cheat but if you do you better not tell anyone..too late..it's ok...

Originally posted by The Ones
theres this girl i love at school and i want to ask her out. but shes got a boy friend. how can i get them separated first?
Don't. Wait and be patient.

no dark what did i say....what do i always tell you...Dude though..be confident tell her how you feel and explain the situation...you'd feel alot better if you did and if she rejects you fine it's done if she decides to go out with you great! i doubt it's love though... hi babe!

I know, but being brash like that and breaking them up himself is dumb. Yeah, he should confess though...

get to know her well. if he is a real a-hole, the poop will eventually hit the fan b-tween them, and you can comfort her, o yeah.

Originally posted by muserke
Yeah! We're like Hitch.
We'll get everyone a girlfriend.


Exept that geek over there. Yes, you. Hey!

Yawn..

Vodca! * throws at KD*

Originally posted by The Ones
ok. if she dont want to go out with me, she will spread the news that i tried to ask her out and i will get teased every day (she has lots of friends)

Is she the sort of girl who would do that to you? If so why would you want her?

I am in a very similar situation to you. Except I already asked the girl out and she said she already had a boyfriend. She'd never humiliate me like that, she's too sweet. I have never liked anyone as much as her, which is very difficult because we're in all the same classes. I'm trying to be cool, but I REALLY want her.

Originally posted by silvertsume
if ur hot just make her cheat... but then of course youll get beaten up and hated by some people.... i cheated on my bf this year.. but im the girl so everyone still lykes me


I cheat on my missus all the time(I am only 20 so it's ok)

14 and cheating is legal...you'll just go to hell for it.

Originally posted by The Ones
theres this girl i love at school and i want to ask her out. but shes got a boy friend. how can i get them separated first? I c..put alcohol in his gym locker

Originally posted by kmcdude
I cheat on my missus all the time(I am only 20 so it's ok)

That's ****ed.

Originally posted by The Ones
theres this girl i love at school and i want to ask her out. but shes got a boy friend. how can i get them separated first?


first off its not right to split two people up.

and second i really do dobt you love her.......

awhh dont do that thats mean and then what if she gets mad at you and then hates you?

Don't do what?

Originally posted by Fearnix
first off its not right to split two people up.

and second i really do dobt you love her....... True...Youre a guy...it won't last.

Be VERY careful about getting to know her too well, because i got to know the girl i fell in love with before too well, and we ended up being best friends.... and well that's all very good and well. But its bloody well not what i wanted! So be careful! Don't get to close too soon!

Originally posted by kmcdude
I cheat on my missus all the time(I am only 20 so it's ok)

we don't need you spreading your man juice around nono

Originally posted by Jedi_KnightAlly
Be VERY careful about getting to know her too well, because i got to know the girl i fell in love with before too well, and we ended up being best friends.... and well that's all very good and well. But its bloody well not what i wanted! So be careful! Don't get to close too soon!

yes patience and frugilness.

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
we don't need you spreading your man juice around nono That didn't come out right...Did it.....?

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
That didn't come out right...Did it.....?

i think it came out pretty well

The man juice?

Originally posted by DarkAge
The man juice?

you don't know what man juice is?

Originally posted by silvertsume
if ur hot just make her cheat... but then of course youll get beaten up and hated by some people.... i cheated on my bf this year.. but im the girl so everyone still lykes me

You're a piece of crap human being if what you just said is true.