Kmc comedy house

This is where kmc's funny guys and gals make us all laugh... 😆

What am I suposed to joke on Airplanes? Okay...Why is it that the Peanuts are so tightly closed? Who are they trying to keep out?

schmoll

lol nice we need more comedians SS is the lead so far

"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I said, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

ooh ohh heres one ......... one time i was walking down a trail and fell into a brown hole ... it was pretty crappy shit

this is gold! keep em coming lol 😆

Satin sheets aren't made for men. A guy doesn't go on the phone with his friends and brag"Hey whats up? you see the game? yeah, me n the misses went out and got some satin sheets. Yeah I know. And you know what I love about them....They came in Periwinkle"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... *An awkward silence begins to descend on the audience*... You get it... The chicken... The road... The side... Never mind...

ooh ohh ok once there was 2 guys and an alien and they saw a sign that said jump off a cliff and make a wish so the fist guy said gold and he landed in a pile of it then ther second guy said silver so he landed in a pile of it then the alien didnt know what he wanted so he desided both so he ran and triped over a rock and said SHi.t and landed in a pile of it shit

Originally posted by tecknoyashi
ooh ohh ok once there was 2 guys and an alien and they saw a sign that said jump off a cliff and make a wish so the fist guy said gold and he landed in a pile of it then ther second guy said silver so he landed in a pile of it then the alien didnt know what he wanted so he desided both so he ran and triped over a rock and said SHi.t and landed in a pile of it shit

ranting no my friend made those jokes up

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."

jump

😂... 😕

lol

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."

jump

Originally posted by tecknoyashi
ranting no my friend made those jokes up

rob owns u?

Rape jokes yay..

What's the differance between a pimple and a preist?
A pimple comes after puberty.

What did R Kelly say to Michal Jackson?
"I'll trade you two 5s for a 10".

A rapist and a little girl were walking in the woods at night. The girl said, "wow, these woods sure are scary". The rapist replied.. "Hey, you think this is bad, I got to walk home alone!"
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ok so this guy walks into a bar with a foot long guy playing the paino.. the bartender says "where did u get that..?" and the guy goes " theres a genie outside that will grand you a wish" and the guy was about to say be careful.. the bartender wes outside.. the bartender told the genie "i want a millon bucks.." so whe genie gives him a million ducks.. so the bartender goes back inside and says to the guy "that guy really sucks" and the guy goes.." well ya really think i asked for a twelve inch pianist?"

Originally posted by LeAtHerRFace
rob owns u?