Björk's Pregnant!!!!
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mah
what is there to say...congratulations, I guess!
yerssot
freak meets freak...
Texas
Yerssot, we dont need to hear the story about how your parents met!
Gundark
Now this is thread we really needed !
yerssot
that's not how they met! They signed a treaty with the devil actually
Raz
The Anti-Christ is coming! Judgement Day is near!
aarrgh!
yerssot
and that anti-christ is me ...
Always knew I had somesort of prophecy... a bad one... I like it
TeCk-IcE
Oh my God.....This kid is gonna be a freak!
mechmoggy
I think Tex has edited that piccy, surely that chap was holding a plate with a series of numbers at the bottom?
Captain REX
Tex covered it with the huge beard.
That'll be one messed up baby!
Jedi Mercenary
Too bad, Bjork's a good lookin Fin.
Captain REX
Tex should have liked to be the father.
ToMacco
Raz is right.
It's the god damn apocolypse.
ToMacco
It would be assassinated.
Jedi Mercenary
HUZZAH!! BJORK'S KID FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
ToMacco
I'll assassinate you too, JM.
Texas
I think Tomacco is jealous, cause he had his eye on Matthew Barney!
ToMacco
I feel sorry for the next generation, who have to deal with more Byuck blood.
Texas
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
ToMacco
I think instead of mice, we should use Bjork and her children to test dangerous products.
ToMacco
Hitler got a lot of press, too.
ToMacco
Good. Maybe you'll die quicker.
ToMacco
I'm going to throw that lighter down the toilet.
Texas
Dont get ***** slapped!
Jedi Mercenary
Sorry, but usually all assasination attempts against me are foiled by my trusting wife and her lovable dog gene.
GO GENE, GO!!
ToMacco
Oh, gross! Texas!!! NOO!!!!! Oh man!
Sorry, JM. Tex is trying to hump your dog.
ToMacco
Plo Koon?
He kicks ass. I like him because he's a strong bastard in Jedi Power Battles.
Jedi Mercenary
Thank god for you bladder problem Genie, that diaper just saved your ass. Literally.
Jedi Mercenary
Koon's the man!!!
ToMacco
Ha ha, Tex
Texas
Hardy Har Har Loraine!!!
Captain REX
Plo Koon gets shot in Episode II!!! NOOOO!!!
ToMacco
Like hell he does.
Captain REX
I wonder if he has purple blood to match Mace's purple lightsaber.
Jedi Mercenary
The day Plo Koon dies is the day I drive an automatic!!
(I drive a stick)
ToMacco
I love driving stick shifts, Merc. Automatics suck.
Jedi Mercenary
that's good to hear, all my friends have automatics, but they suck.
Texas
No they dont!
You cant do anything with a stick shift! It's impossible to talk on the phone and change CD's and everything! It's hard enough driving as it is without having to worry about a stick and an additional pedal!
Captain REX
I don't drive yet!
Plo Koon doesnt' die, he just gets injured...a lot.
ToMacco
Having a stick shift gives you something to do while driving.
Captain REX
Oh. My dad drives a Yukon. Almost like a Suburban. Big and black.
Jedi Mercenary
Without a stick, driving is really boring.
Captain REX
Hmm...
Well, I wouldn't know.
Jedi Mercenary
You'll know someday kid.
Captain REX
2 years! I'll be able to drive to Ep. III!
ToMacco
Nice.
Texas
You could get one of those cars that is an automatic/stick shift, like my moms Infiniti. But she's trading it in for a new J35 something
Captain REX
Cool.
LanceWindu
Judgement Day is near!!!
The WWE PPV Judgement Day is on Sunday the 19th in my hometown of Nashville, TN!!!
finti
well it takes some usage of brain to drive a stick so that would leave Tex out
Gundark
My Eclipse is a stick.
mechmoggy
As is my Megane, but you can roll-up whilst driving an automatic.
finti
automatic is nice in downtown areas. 1000 traffic lights
Texas
Sticks are horrible!
You'll never see me driving one!
I wonder if Finti's Dog Slead is a stick shift!
mechmoggy
Right after that was taken Bjork kicked the photographers head in whilst her ex-con boyfriend held him down.
ToMacco
Man, she's scary lookin.
Someone should take their car, stick shift or not, and run her ass over.
yerssot
I demand a camera then!
Jedi Mercenary
Yea, that's not her best photo.
Gundark
The fashion police should give her a year's worth of tickets for that outfit.
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