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Admit something really stupid you've done. I once closed a car door on my own hand. bangin Can anyone beat that?

I posted in this thread.......

i also posted in this thread after reading the previous post.

i was trying to stop a swing using some thing (dunno english word)
as a result i had head sewn and wasn't able to go out of home for whole holidays.

anyone beat that?

Originally posted by Clovie
i was trying to stop a swing using some thing (dunno english word)
as a result i had head sewn and wasn't able to go out of home for whole holidays.

anyone beat that?

Yes. Easily...

I posted in this thread..... twice

crap...so did i....

Well I'd love to stay and do more craaaaazily stupid things... but to be honest I have better things to do, like contemplate suicide...

that's very wise indeed.

We won't get started on the stupid things I've done. The list is far too long.

I hurt my friend! cry

Too many to chose from. *information overload, red alert red alert* blowup

Originally posted by DarkAge
Admit something really stupid you've done. I once closed a car door on my own hand. bangin Can anyone beat that?

I was 19(20 now)and banged a 40 yr old

She was hot

Originally posted by kmcdude
I was 19(20 now)and banged a 40 yr old

She was hot

why do i feel like gauging out my eyeballs after reading that ...

coz its pretty damn disturbing

Originally posted by DarkAge
Admit something really stupid you've done. I once closed a car door on my own hand. bangin Can anyone beat that? So many things....good times...

viewing this thread instead of of completing due assesments

went snowboarding down black diamond when i was a n00b at it. fractured my wrist, went off a jump when i wasn't so n00bish and fractured talebone. thats it

Originally posted by DarkAge
Admit something really stupid you've done. I once closed a car door on my own hand. bangin Can anyone beat that?

i did that too, it cut my head open!

Knocked myself out by standing up under a tree.

I put icyhot creme all over my face and testes. I could see for 15 minutes and I think I killed some of my "babies"

lol i sprayed soure spray all ovr my face and into my eyes..

Tried to open a door and hit myself in the face with it..

I was being a smart alec to a serial killer

Originally posted by Mist
coz its pretty damn disturbing

Originally posted by DarkAge
Admit something really stupid you've done. I once closed a car door on my own hand. bangin Can anyone beat that?

Did that as well when I was 12
Apart from that, i have done many dumb things which i wouldn't tell bag...most of them as a kid

most stupidest thing i ever doneded is not punch this jackass in the face, its on my list of to dos

Mine are;

1. Set my skateboard aflame for a 4th of July stunt

2. Kicked a valuable shoe into a river in a failed attempt to kick my cousins ass from three feet back

3. Directed traffic without any permission

4. Threw fruit at passing cars

5. Spit at a Lion at the Zoo

6. Did the "running man" in the middle of a busy street

7. Did the "moonwalk" in public

8. Stood in front of a moving 18wheeler

9. Jumped of my roof because I was bored

10. Coming soon...

Skating in my underwear (I was stoned )
Pissing on a tree while cops where watching (I was high again )
Take a dump next to the Police stations Wall (revenge evillaugh )

mine are :trying to drink alcohol got caught

stole a psp got caught

drove my mums car got caught

and threw my ipod out the window cause i got mad

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi


That isnt even half of the stupid things i've done.I cant remeber,i was high

i smoke and i rarely get high

Made a pelvic thurst a really hot girl in front of her daddy...

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Made a pelvic thurst a really hot girl in front of her daddy...

I moshed a Jehova's Witness...

stole an old ladies purse then gave it back (felt ashamed)

Originally posted by Otaku
I moshed a Jehova's Witness...

I shat on his decapitated body

LOL wtf


I ran away from home twice (one cuz you don't tkae a white girls CDs and two can't keep me away from love)

got hit by a car adn told the truth to the cops *slaps head*

was a witness to a school fire(i was right there man and the guy was a freind)

ate crushed red peppers by packets and packets

chugged a big chug milk (ow that hurt)

stoppid stunts I did on my bike that I did more than I can count on my hands

lost my virginty on my parents couch

ate a bug (i was 6)

moaned for numerous guys on the net

being in room full of people getting high and I didn't get no buzz

and more to come

took pictures of sexy gurls at the ex but they don like that

Beleived that a women could be interested in me...

teased my ex and flashed the whole cafetereia

Tasered one of my friends in the balls (There was Rage Against The Machine at the background,we where high,i mean,something had to happen right?)

Did some naughty stuff with a bunch of willing groupies.
Told a cop to go F*ck himself.
Sprayed 666 on a Christian Schools wall.

This is too Had for me

called my mom *****

soemthing realy stupid?
getting my head broken

Did a proper full on air guitar performance in the middle of a shopping center ( an old lady tried to give me money)

Wen't round the same shopping center, wacking my friend with a roll of wallpaper on the same day

stupid nun was staring at me got cheesd told her to kiss my a$$

1 the stupidest thing i ever done was teased a cop in the back of the neck he fell down and i got a way with it.
2 threw a TV in heavy traffic.
3 shot a propane tank at a trailer park the trailer was empty and was incinerated.
4 post pornography on a pg-13 site

and the rest is rated-R.

put a porno movie in a barney dvd and sent it to my 4 years old

Played a cruel prank on a really nice girl. Hence my new sig.

Given my mother the middle finger. Repeatedly.

1. I sat on a copier machine to copy my as to show it to my english teacher on what is the meaning of life (opininon).

2. When I was sitting on the copier, it broke and i got stuck

3. I tried to do a backflip and landed on my stomach, not my feet

4. I acidentaly pushed a guy down the stairs

5. I broke into my own house and the cops got me in trouble

6. I used cleats in a basketball game at the park.

7. I ate hot dog with out ketchup

8. On sunday, I was riding my bike and was so bored i fell asleep while riding and i hit a sign. I hurt myself

9. I forgot how to spell my name.

10. jumped out the window to land on the snow but it hurt badly. (two stories high,

jumping of a jetty was probely the MOST stupid thing ive ever done or was it jumping of the top of a beach house roof into the water ......... basiclly most stupid thing i do involve the beach in some way.

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Mine are;

1. Set my skateboard aflame for a 4th of July stunt

2. Kicked a valuable shoe into a river in a failed attempt to kick my cousins ass from three feet back

3. Directed traffic without any permission

4. Threw fruit at passing cars

5. Spit at a Lion at the Zoo

6. Did the "running man" in the middle of a busy street

7. Did the "moonwalk" in public

8. Stood in front of a moving 18wheeler

9. Jumped of my roof because I was bored

10. Coming soon...

lol

i tried lighting my skateboard on fire and doing a tre flip with it..it didn't work out so well and i lost a skateboard...lol

I can't really think of mine, but what about you people?

are you serious^ i remember when you first joined

*memory lane*

nah im jk

went to get pizza twice in one night and forgot money both times
i suck

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
nah im jk

No your not, I was REALLY retarded then. Now I take special pills to make me smart..... and less hyper.......

Giving up free floor tickets and backstage passes for the Family Values Tour in 1999. I just..didn't pick them up.

I've already done this...

.... ..... I was drunk and slept with 2 other guys while my ex boyfriend was sleeping...

long story... but yeah....

I Fergot To Bring A Pen Or Pencil On my end of the ear Exam in grade 8, and I told my dad I Got Drunk at a party by accident

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
I've already done this...


Didn't show up on the search....

Stupidest Things You've Ever Done

That was hard..

el_barto has just done the dumbest thing

see it all works out. you didn't have an answer at first, now you do

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
el_barto has just done the dumbest thing

see it all works out. you didn't have an answer at first, now you do

Oh well, I searched it and it didn't show up. And no this isn't the dumbest thing I've done, but it's in the top 10

Oh well, close or merge I dont care.

Dumbest thing I ever done is register at KMC.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dumbest thing I ever done is register at KMC.

dont forget your O.C avatar


*waits for O.C fans*

The OC rocks, man.


So does Nelly and Bow Wow.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7


The OC rocks, man.


So does Nelly and Bow Wow.

ok you're going to far, the dumb list is just adding up for you

jk

i think i beat u guys...

Originally posted by Bun Bun
i think i beat u guys...

pray

I'm goin to bed, I'm really tired. Good Night

Good night, Speed.

I got caught in the act of stealing soda from my neighbors garage, and then attempted to act cover it up and act casual. Needless to say, Im a bad actor and I got in a lotta shit for that.

ran headfirst into a brick wall to show how drunk i was
ran off the end of a peir when i was drunk
tried to climb onto a garage when i was drunk (then fell through the roof)
listened to simple plan when i was drunk (then broke the cd)
drank a bottle of cougar burbon straight in 7 minutes then passed out in a pub toilet
tried to put a trolly on a speed sign and dropped it onto my friend

stupid? i've been told i'm special.

Seduced my teacher to try and get out of detention.

He would say things like "You did it alone?" and I would say "How about we discuss this over dinner?" etc. etc.

you like writing comics

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Seduced my teacher to try and get out of detention.

He would say things like "You did it alone?" and I would say "How about we discuss this over dinner?" etc. etc.
shock

poured mustardover the suply teacher's porshe

did i say teased? i meant tased by a taser gun/Stun gun he was on the ground shaking.

self explainatory

i was coming home from town and i unlock the front door to my house, then i shut the door and have breakfast.

then i wanted to go back out to buy a new guitar lead. BUT i couldn't find the key! and i spent half hour looking for it. So i go back into town without locking the front door, i get my guitar lead and run back home.

But just before i open my front door, i notice my key is on the ground right next to the door! i felt like such and idiot!

whats the most embarresing/stupidest thing you have done today?

I forgot that phosphate was insoluable and it messed up my whole net ionic equation so that I missed the entire problem and had to start over.

Today I really wanted to try and knock down the metal rod of the umbrella that was stuck in powerlines right beside my house. I didn't do it, but thinking about it was enough.

tried to attain the unattainable.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
tried to attain the unattainable.

i did that once...ended up in hospital with someone elses head through my stomach

whacked my finger w/ a hammer. Now its all swollen and ew

Originally posted by the welsh one
i did that once...ended up in hospital with someone elses head through my stomach no leashes for me, not anymore.

Jumped a 50ft hill.

stupidest thing i have done today...make this thread

Post in this thread.

Originally posted by Vathu
Post in this thread.
That joke's older than K.Diddy.

Originally posted by Barker
That joke's older than K.Diddy.
Pwnt.

i poured some springwater on one of our customers

Went into work, when it turned out I wasn't working today. Was wearing ye olde uniform and everything.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Went into work, when it turned out I wasn't working today. Was wearing ye olde uniform and everything.

Aww that's kinda sad.

i almost got into three accidents today, iwas f8cking around...

Originally posted by the welsh one
self explainatory

i was coming home from town and i unlock the front door to my house, then i shut the door and have breakfast.

then i wanted to go back out to buy a new guitar lead. BUT i couldn't find the key! and i spent half hour looking for it. So i go back into town without locking the front door, i get my guitar lead and run back home.

But just before i open my front door, i notice my key is on the ground right next to the door! i felt like such and idiot!

whats the most embarresing/stupidest thing you have done today? that would be pee without looking

Originally posted by MR.Grum
that would be pee without looking

That's always dumb.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
That's always dumb. especially at 6 in the morning.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
especially at 6 in the morning.

And when you're stinking drunk.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Aww that's kinda sad.

Nah it was alright, because it was a night shift, so it meant that I could go out drinking with my mates.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
And when you're stinking drunk. or when theres some girl already peeing on the toilet at a partylmao

Originally posted by MR.Grum
or when theres some girl already peeing on the toilet at a partylmao

No, it's cool then. As long as she doesn't call the man.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
No, it's cool then. As long as she doesn't call the man. Golden shower?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
Golden shower?

Followed by man-milk.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Followed by man-milk. egh..

well i didnt do anything dumb today..but i know this guy had a bad day..

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/wilsmike/dive.gif

Originally posted by Tengu
well i didnt do anything dumb today..but i know this guy had a bad day..

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/wilsmike/dive.gif

Jesus, he's lucky he didn't die.

Originally posted by Tengu
well i didnt do anything dumb today..but i know this guy had a bad day..

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/wilsmike/dive.gif

He owned himself!!!

Wasted five hours of my life watching the Padres game. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Wasted five hours of my life watching the Padres game. haermm Go rockies haermm



****

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Go rockies haermm



****
Suck me off, pls. haermm


I said Pls. haermm

The most stupid thing I've done today... Was burst a pimple on my eyebrow, and now the bastard won't stop bleeding into my eye...

Originally posted by Barker
Suck me off, pls. haermm


I said Pls. haermm Whoa.


Btw, I was joking. I was rooting for the Padres haermm


****

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
tried to attain the unattainable. Im sorry, Should I get closer?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Whoa.


Btw, I was joking. I was rooting for the Padres haermm


****
Oh.

But come on, I said please. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Oh.

But come on, I said please. haermm Oh, right. Where am I coming again? haermm


****

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Oh, right. Where am I coming again? haermm


****
Right about here. *Points*

haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Right about here. *Points*

haermm The back of Kram3rs head?

You're the boss


****

*Kicks right whereBerker pointed*

i ain't so bored anymore....

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
*Kicks right whereBerker pointed*

i ain't so bored anymore.... I bet your foot is stuck now haermm


****.

Nah, it was a little moist there though.....

Looks like he was really getting ready.......

Aw EEEEEWWWWWW..... You nasty little Bastard!

Wtf, I pointed at KMC.

****ing Jockeys.

And Padres.


And Hoffman.



And Turner.





And every other ****er that ****s up ****ing SD sports. haermm

I knew that............. thats why it's all spongy in here... it's all the puke and spilled beer and puddles of blood everywhere.....

ran a red light, almost got T boned.

Sat here and tried to think of something "stupid" that I've done today when I know full well that I never do anything "stupid."

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Sat here and tried to think of something "stupid" that I've done today when I know full well that I never do anything "stupid."

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... Read this post.

stupidest thing iv done today is not gone to sleep and had supper and breakfast between about 2 hours of each other

I bought a Hoe and it wasnt the right kind...

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I bought a Hoe and it wasnt the right kind... what, she didnt put out?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what, she didnt put out?

haha

just curious.

I locked myself out of my room...and my hall. I had to beat on the wall into someone got annoyed enough to open the door.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
He owned himself!!!

LMAO! not worst than this guy...

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/wilsmike/AfroninjaVsLaserhead1.gif

came to work tonight when I could have stayed home and watched tv

Be a freak haermm

The stupidest thing I ever done is to embarrassing to post.

no I dont think I'll share that......It was pretty stupid

It would have to be when me and my friend Qasir burnt down a recyling building back in 1998

get into an argument with a know it all idiot.

Masturbated with soap.

ever use hair gel for lube?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ever use hair gel for lube?

No. Hurt worse than soap?

Originally posted by Secretus
No. Hurt worse than soap? dunno, but I have heard stories.

I was up at the local skate park this summer with some friends and right down the road (not a 2 minute walk) is the police station and the police frequently drive by. I was there with my boyfriend also and I had some vodka in my purse and we had walked to the store and got some orange juice and some empty fountain drink styrofoam cups and was just sitting there mixing up alcohol right in public at the skate park. xd2

I'm sure I can think up others.