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I'm bored.

"- Ah, it's only a toy gun."
"- This way guys, it's clear."
"- I love windows 95!"
"- Dad, why did you put that apple on my head?"
"- And now, I shall go down the stairs with my bycicle."
"- Throw me that axe."
"- I can hold my breath under water for 5 minutes, if you want."
"- Hey, why are those numbers appearing in reverse?"
"- Come here Sharky; look, he's harmless."
"- It's so dark in here, and it smells like gas."
"- The fireworks look much better when you're closer."
pls continue

clap

zulu chief at rawkes drift....'' its ok theres only 5 of em''

"You don't have the guts to shoot, you prick!"
"You're FIRED!"

Oscar Wilde - "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do"
James M. Barrie - "I can't sleep."

"Stalin, you're a f*g"

hitler..what a nice bloke

It's probably just a rash.

Erskine Childers - Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way.
Executed by firing squad.

"Everything's going to be alright, I promise."
"I slept with your gf last night. I'm sorry."

awww what a cute doggy

"Say, what are you going to do with that?"

How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966

"That glue smells nice"

i searw it will only hurt for a sec

"It's just a flesh wound"

*swear

"Yay, unprotected sex"

Let's cool it brothers . . .
Spoken to his assassins, 3 men who shot him 16 times.
~~ Malcolm X, Black leader, d. 1966

i can jump on that moving train wanna see

"Base jumping sounds fun"

"I'll go first."

I have a terrific headache.
He died of a cerebral hemorrhage (bleeding within the brain).
~~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt, US President, d. 1945

"OH SH*T!"

Lets see if this will do it.
Accidental suicide as he shot himself with a blank-loaded pistol on the set of TV spy show "Cover Up." The concussion forced a chunk of his skull into his brain; he died six days later.
~~ Jon Erik Hexum, actor, d. October 18, 1984

Where are you getting these anyway ?

"What the hell is this?"

"I must have eaten a red sweet because I'm coughing up red stuff"

wow look at that my skin is falling off

Originally posted by s|m
Where are you getting these anyway ?

i know most of them.

but other i got from some website dunno what it was.

really cuz im just making them up

Originally posted by s|m
I'm bored.

"- Ah, it's only a toy gun."
"- This way guys, it's clear."
"- I love windows 95!"
"- Dad, why did you put that apple on my head?"
"- And now, I shall go down the stairs with my bycicle."
"- Throw me that axe."
"- I can hold my breath under water for 5 minutes, if you want."
"- Hey, why are those numbers appearing in reverse?"
"- Come here Sharky; look, he's harmless."
"- It's so dark in here, and it smells like gas."
"- The fireworks look much better when you're closer."
pls continue


that's cool!

"This is the last of earth! I am content"-John Quincy Adams
"Am I dying or is is this my birthday?"
"Are you happy? I'm happy."
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."
"Bless you, Sister. May all your sons be bishops."
"Who is it?"
"Do you know where I can get any sh.it?"
"I don't feel good."
"Why not? After all, it belongs to him."
"It's been a long time since I've had champagne."

LOOK!!! kitty!!!

"Heil Hitler!!"

bunbun, you whore..!!! (( jkjk.. ))

whats that? .. whisky? let me have a sip

i bet you five dollars you cant............

"Kmc sucks."

"hmm... what does this button do?"

boing!!!

Im off now.. bye bye
"Goodbye.. don't forget me."

well, i guess this loss means you wont be whipping anymore asses mr tyson, you big dumb ape!