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Had a work out tonight and now its beginning to effect my body. Have worn all out all my muscles except the ones that life my eyebrows up and down. Ouch, gotta crawl to bed. N-night.

I hear you. I'm starting to go to bed more and more early myself.

I wake up at 5:30 am, go to bed at 10:00 pm.

Go to bed sleephead!

How many people sleep naked?
I do!

. . . just when I think Tex can't say anything more disturbing, he does.

Lots of people sleep naked!

You probably still wear your pajamas!

I don't sleep naked when I'm alone. That's kinda queer, if you ask me.

I sleep in my boxers. Even after I do the dirty deed, I put the boxers back on.

Dork!

You probably wear a g-string.

Only when I exercise!

Oh damn, I've probably given you a boner!

You wish, toy boy.

I dont wear under wear either!
I'm a free baller!

Better be careful when you zip up.

Let's see what else.........

Oh, I dont wear socks either!

Please tell me you wear pants.

Yup!

I dont wear shorts, cause I have pale legs! I need to get a sunless tanner!

You've got stretchmarks on your legs, don't you?

No, I have some on my shoulders. I think cause I'm 6'4, I grew to fast for my frame and got some stretchmarks!

I have nice legs!

You're tall. Do you hit your head on the frame everytime you walk out a door?

Nope, I have tall ceilings at my house, but I have to be carefull at friends houses around ceiling fans!

At least you never have to pay to get your hair cut.

I go to Supercuts, theres this cute anexoric Chinnesse chick that is sooo freakin hot!!
I always get her to cut my hair!!

Theres just something about Chinnesse girls!
*Sigh!*

Jesus. You're odd.

She's so nice and polite and she's always smiling!!!

She always gets a big tip from me!

Ralph cuts my hair.

Whoose Ralph?

Ralph Wiggum?

You know, the fat guy French guy, works at Great clips? Anybody?

Never heard of Great Clips, what city?

Great Clips. We have those here.

Also Cost Cutters.

What??? You don't have a Great Clips?? Man you're missin' out

WAY OUT.

Sometimes I'll go to Toni&Guy, but those hoes charge $40! But that's cause I tell them to dye my hair black.

It's a shame that most of those good old fashioned Barber Shops aint around no more!

Crikey! You are very very very strange indeed Tex! I wear boxers in bed, I wear boxers in my pants.

There's a girl at my school that went to an elementary school called Kaiser. My friends say that people from Kaiser do drugs, where thongs, etc. Today, that girl proved that Kaiser people are weird. She showed me her ass and the thong she was wearing!!!

It was strange...but the thong was cute...

We have "The gentlemen's barber", but they're too classy for my taste in barber shops.

I have thick hair. It grows back instantly. But at least I can make it look "suave."

Damn, Rex. Is that chick a hottie?

Yes. She is one of my two choices of liking, and now she wins by a landslide.

She asked if I wanted to have sex with her, but I'm only 14, not 21! If I were 21, party!

bull......shoot??

Well, I don't really like her as a friend. I like her body though.

The girl I liked had moved to Nevada. Her ***** friends won't give me the ****en e-mail address to find her!

The girl I currently like doesn't know that I like her (yet). I told one of the most reliable and quiet people in my class that I liked her (Lauren Miner is her name, but some of my friends call her Big Butt McGee). I joined in a conversation with her ex-boyfriend about who he and I currently liked and I said I wouldn't tell him and Craig, the "quiet one," went "Oh! 'Captain REX' (I'm not tellin you my name!) likes LAUREN MINER!!!"

You should have seen my face. Two popular kids that were great friends with Lauren herself just found out that I liked her, and my face turned instantly from normal skin color to volcano pit red! But they said it was cool and one of them said they'd hook me up. Phew!

Nevada, eh?? That's my neck of the woods, what city??

City near Las Vegas. Begins with an I.

Sweet Britney, sweet Lauren, sweet Ali. Britney was strong and cute, Lauren is hot and has a big ass, and Ali is very very hot and extremely sexy.

Indian Springs??

Any others? That just doesn't ring the bell...

Rexie. You're young. You've got your whole life in front of you. But if this chick wants to romp with you, jump all over that!!

Just cover your bandit, ya know?

Islen

Yeah, I get the picture. I haven't done anything nasty. Don't plan to yet. Maybe if she's still around when I'm 18.

I'm not trying to be a bad influence, but. . . get some of that pun-tang!

Pun-tang? Remember, your older than me, and my friends don't tell me stuff.

Come on, take a wild guess what I'm refering to.

Viagra for $500!

Were ya born in Guam Rex?? I knew all that stuff by the time I was your age

Nope, Calfornia. My parents are just very cautious about the words I learn and their meanings.

Well, this is the Going to bed thread, so I'm going to say good night. Good night! There I said it. See you all tomorrow. I'm dead tired and I have testing in the morning. I'll stay on a little longer.

well Rex There must be others you know you can trust, older cousins or something. If not I bet Gundy and Dim can help you out

Think girl parts, Rex..

an ear? is it an ear? it's an ear right?

yers, if boys have ears too then they're not really "girl parts" now are they?

boys have ears?
my waffle! then I'm
a) a hideous freak
b) not a boy
c) a true wacko

hmmm... I think I'm going to ask the audiance for this one...

Thats a very eloquent way of putting it Dim.

but can be confusing in todays society

Indeed, what if the chicks got a........

wouldnt be a chick then would it, it would be an it

I think the acceptable term for them is a "yerssot" or for a group of them its "yerssii".

(I think)

Who's kidding?

the "truth" fairy

nah, there can't be more then one me!

cant quite picture 2 of you-- that "sitting in the corner" thing doesnt hold up -- gotta be double stacked or side by side!

right next to eachother, drinking and watching a giant poster of EpII and watching a bootleg of Ep II afterwards

heard on the radio that bootleg AOTC is out there on the net-- gotta see it on the big screen first-- to doit justice ya know--

My mucka from work says he'll have DVD copies by next week, I think my old man is gonna buy one and only go to the cinema once. That way he'll see it in all its glory and gets to re-watch it various times.

it's the dark time, before the official release

dangerous and disturbing this bootlegs are

I dunno, he got me TPM and it was a good copy.

ok... err...

dangerous and disturbing that dude is


It's Dude Wars man!!!


Turmoil has engulfed the internet. The legability of bootlegs of AOTC is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly lawyers, the greedy LucasFilm Limited has stopped all shipping to the small core of fans.
While the forums of the fans endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Giant Head has secretly dispatched two slicers, the guardians of bytes and mpegs in the world, to steal the divX....

Eh?

Cleaver. But I don't understand computer terms.

As in Beaver Cleaver ?

or cleavage

Thats right Finti, always thinking with your..........

head

Stomach ?

"I don't get it - its just a dead animal"

I thought Solo was smarter than that - what an idiot !

What a mistake-a-to-make-a!

or an inexperiensed woodsman

it was a spicy-meat-a-ball-a

No..."That's a some spicy-meat-a-ball!"

Eh Luigi, give-a the ugly-a kid a pile-o the red crap.

quin es

go to bed

Yeah

with or without a stuffed animal?

I take the hot turkey, btw

WTF?

you know the bird... right?

Yeah, but what does it have to do with this thread?

you do the maths, I do the sleeping

Turkey ? No, its chicken here. At least it was back in the good old Darth Daft days.

doesnt matter which country it is

You're quick today.

as always