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pretty obvious!

nope never had the pleasure

Mhhmmmmm shifty...

dude, I'm freakin 13, no I haven't

yes...tis not easy but certainly worth the pleasure

Its funny because most people (including me) on KMC are virgins... Well probably at least

I was a virgin too when I joined. Storm took care of that

Originally posted by shellie
yes...tis not easy but certainly worth the pleasure
do tell more

nope.

Originally posted by Fire
pretty obvious!

So that's a no then?

you'd wish spike

Originally posted by a1hsauce
do tell more

Go read some pornstories

Originally posted by Fire
Go read some pornstories
I dont read that crap!



















































anymore

then get your girl and get in that shower

Originally posted by a1hsauce
do tell more

why don't you ask her to show you, you might as well...

wheelchair runs to the shower with gf... sh!t hold on my wheels stuck

Originally posted by a1hsauce
do tell more I dont fuk and tell no2

Originally posted by a1hsauce
wheelchair runs to the shower with gf... sh!t hold on my wheels stuck

Come on speed it up wheelie boy... I'm horny

I'll start the shower

Originally posted by shellie
I dont fuk and tell no2
ur cute shells kisses

not even small details?

Apparently not...

hush you I can always try

It's easy if you know how.

If you don't, it's like trying to complete a puzzle with your eyes shut.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It's easy if you know how.

If you don't, it's like trying to complete a puzzle with your eyes shut.

-AC

It has been successful before...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ur cute shells kisses kisses likewise my friend

Originally posted by Fire
not even small details? not unless my partner is ok with it and he's not around to ask right now ...

I can tell you this though...it was very wet droolio

ah too bad

Originally posted by shellie
kisses likewise my friend

not unless my partner is ok with it and he's not around to ask right now

So I guess you don't believe in "What they don't know wont hurt them."?

huh?

Originally posted by punkrocker666
huh?

Hey, PR, you know you can make the pic into your sig, and you don't have to worry about putting it in all them time...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Hey, PR, you know you can make the pic into your sig, and you don't have to worry about putting it in all them time...
is that what that cats been doing this whole time...ive seen him post like that in like 4 other threads

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
So I guess you don't believe in "What they don't know wont hurt them."? no I dont

besides...hes a member here at KMC...he would find out cuz he can read

Nope I have not....

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

it truely is a tough thing to do, but once you actually get it *ahem* "in" and your comfortable then its one of the greatest expeirences ever

Originally posted by baddspellahl4
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. ahh family guy, makes me happy...in ma pants

(Peter and Brain are in jail)
Brian: Uh, how was your shower?
Peter: Oh, I tell ya Brian, all the rumors about dropping the soap are true.
Brian: Really?
Peter: Oh yeah, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life. Oh, it was slipping all
over the place. Guys were laughing. I like this one better. Peter: Sometimes our son Chris can be a boob, I mean a melon, I mean a sopping wet pair of breasts covered only by a thin red shirt.

yep....better than that is the submarine game

though i doubt many have heard it called that

how is that in your avie? she looks really pretty.

Originally posted by shellie
no I dont

besides...hes a member here at KMC...he would find out cuz he can read

Or would he shifty

not at all

Originally posted by cindy8219
how is that in your avie? she looks really pretty.
looks like eva longoria

Originally posted by a1hsauce
looks like eva longoria

who is that?

Originally posted by cindy8219
who is that?
jawdrop...shes been like this years It Gurl. The gal from Desperate Housewives

no, looks like Eva Mendez

What...and...like.....risk getting that water and soap stuff on my naked body??!?!?!?!?

freaks!

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Fire
pretty obvious!
Hells yea I have.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
jawdrop...shes been like this years It Gurl. The gal from Desperate Housewives

i'm sorry i don't watch Desperate Housewives.

Originally posted by cindy8219
i'm sorry i don't watch Desperate Housewives.
lol no need to apologies hun its cool...its been a big show out here in cali.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol no need to apologies hun its cool...its been a big show out here in cali.

I've heard about it, but I never seen it. So, we still don't know who she is.

Yes, yes I have.

Originally posted by cindy8219
I've heard about it, but I never seen it. So, we still don't know who she is.
really. Shes from texas actually. I think she still makes her home there

oh sex in the shower....droolio

It's on my to do list and isn't that Michelle Rodriquez?

i dont think so..the one in my avy is michelle rodriguez

...no

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i dont think so..the one in my avy is michelle rodriguez

yea I meant you, whoops

its not as fun as it seems.........................

think about it, why would it be, people slipping, and cold, or hot, not good leverage at all.

Originally posted by silver_tears
yea I meant you, whoops

ohhh my bad..yeap ...thats her. My Wife!

along with the three others in my sig

Alba's the shiz droolio

Originally posted by Fire
Go read some pornstories who reads porn mags for the stories?

Originally posted by swipe9091
who reads porn mags for the stories?
its actually pretty good literature. ...they really capture the mood of the experience

Originally posted by silver_tears
Alba's the shiz droolio
yeaahh she really is hot

I want to...

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
its not as fun as it seems.........................

think about it, why would it be, people slipping, and cold, or hot, not good leverage at all.

You're doing it wrong .

There are ways.

-AC

To add to that:

Cordera said "Why would it be?"

Nobody who's ACTUALLY had sex in the shower would be asking why it's good. They'd just be agreeing that it's the shit.

-AC

Sex in the shower; your naked, your wet and slippery, no mess to clean up, it's almost too convenient.

^^^The man knows.

-AC

what's the big deal about having sex anyway?

Might get cooties

cooties..but youre in the shower.. u can just wash it off

Why do people actually say what's the big deal about having sex?

There is no big deal. This is a thread about having sex in the shower.

-AC

..You gotta be freakin kidding me..I'm 13, why would I have sex in the shower...it sounds like a good idea..where'd my gf go..

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why do people actually say what's the big deal about having sex?

There is no big deal. This is a thread about having sex in the shower.

-AC erm...
no actually.
seeing people talking about it most of the time, i'm getting a bit disturbed by it.

so don't read it?

Why?

It's sex. You're here because of it.

When did sex become a bad thing? When did talking about it become disturbing?

-AC

its summer time. sex is in the air. Its hormones season

Originally posted by a1hsauce
cooties..but youre in the shower.. u can just wash it off Depends on what cooties actually are...

coz seeing ppl talking about it makes me feel pathetic as simple as that.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Depends on what cooties actually are...
ewww...then in that case...get some penicillin

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ewww...then in that case...get some penicillin OKay...

Originally posted by Clovie
coz seeing ppl talking about it makes me feel pathetic as simple as that.

Why?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Why? coz i never had it.
and judging on my age i should have.

Originally posted by Clovie
coz i never had it.
and judging on my age i should have.
nooo definetly not... theres not set age to have sex Klaud...you have it when ur ready and when u found the right person

and what if i feel that i'll never meet the right person?

Originally posted by Clovie
and what if i feel that i'll never meet the right person?

I wouldn't worry, Cloves. Loads of folks haven't done it at that age yet. I was one of them.

you will...it just takes time Clovie. trust me the wait, after everything will make it alot more special

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I wouldn't worry, Cloves. Loads of folks haven't done it at that age yet. I was one of them. really?



Originally posted by a1hsauce
you will...it just takes time Clovie. trust me the wait, after everything will make it alot more special i hope you are right.

Originally posted by Clovie
coz i never had it.
and judging on my age i should have. the fact that you havnt says alot about the respect you have for your body...there is no right or wrong age to have had sex...I did it for the first time when I was 15 years old and to this day I wished I would have waited. Its something you can never get back and only give away once. A friend of mine was 27 before she had sex for the first time. thats what was right for her.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
nooo definetly not... theres not set age to have sex Klaud...you have it when ur ready and when u found the right person

exactly. when you find someone you are comfortable with you'll know the time is right.

Originally posted by shellie
the fact that you havnt says alot about the respect you have for your body...there is no right or wrong age to have had sex...I did it for the first time when I was 15 years old and to this day I wished I would have waited. Its something you can never get back and only give away once. A friend of mine was 27 before she had sex for the first time. thats what was right for her. 27?
i won't even live that long


Originally posted by cindy8219
exactly. when you find someone you are comfortable with you'll know the time is right. it's not easy

Originally posted by cindy8219
how is that in your avie? she looks really pretty.
eva mendez

Originally posted by a1hsauce
looks like eva longoria
close....but the similarities are

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
no, looks like Eva Mendez
give the girl a cigar!!
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's on my to do list and isn't that Michelle Rodriquez? doh

hotness!!!

Originally posted by Clovie
27?
i won't even live that long


it's not easy
ohh of course its not easy... nothings easy. but the struggle the wait, lol the torture.. it makes it all sweeter in the end

Originally posted by cindy8219
exactly. when you find someone you are comfortable with you'll know the time is right.
exactly its all about finding the right person. the one person that you would be willing to have more than just sex with. think of it that way

Sex in the shower? Nope, can't say that I have. A woman offered to "do me" in the shower once, but I turned her down.

Oh and Clov's, don't rush it. I was 20 before I had sex for the first time. Don't give in to peer pressure, let things happen at their own pace.

Nope, bt I am looking forward to have.....

Originally posted by Clovie
27?
i won't even live that long


it's not easy chin up hug you will do so when the time is right and only you know when that will be.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohh of course its not easy... nothings easy. but the struggle the wait, lol the torture.. it makes it all sweeter in the end


exactly its all about finding the right person. the one person that you would be willing to have more than just sex with. think of it that way

i am thinking about that way.

i've never even had a bf.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhokay now that i see it closer I recognize her..its eva mendez yes...and i wouldn't mind a shower with her

Originally posted by Clovie
i am thinking about that way.

i've never even had a bf. Neither have I ..but there is no point in rushing things...you will only regret doing something

Originally posted by Clovie
really?

I was about twenty when I had my first real girlfriend. I thought I was a freak in highschool because it seemed everyone was together and having sex, but really it was just the 'cool' people who seemed to be doing it. Most students weren't actually. Those same 'cool' people are the ones who have like three kids now and are married to their highschool sweethearts. But as soon as I found the right girl when I was twenty . . . .

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys that you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where my ends

I want your sex
I want you
I want your.....sex

It's playing on my mind
It's dancing on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh, I'd really love to know
When you tell me you're gonna regret it
Then I tell you that I love you but you still say NO!

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Out in the cold
I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your.....sex

It's natural
It's chemical (let's do it)
It's logical
Habitual (can we do it?)
It's sensual
But most of all.....
Sex is something that we should do
Sex is something for me and you

Sex is natural - sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Sex is natural - sex is fun
Sex is best when it's....one on one
one on one

I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
Talk to your sister
I am a love

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

Sex with me
Sex with me
Have sex with me

C-c-c-c-come on

Originally posted by shellie
chin up hug you will do so when the time is right and only you know when that will be. suuure....



Originally posted by Fionnuala
Neither have I ..but there is no point in rushing things...you will only regret doing something you're 3 years younger.





@Preston:
really? so i'm not SO pathetic?? bag

Originally posted by Clovie
suuure....



you're 3 years younger.





@Preston:
really? so i'm not SO pathetic?? bag *feels small* bag

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I was about twenty when I had my first real girlfriend. I thought I was a freak in highschool because it seemed everyone was together and having sex, but really it was just the 'cool' people who seemed to be doing it. Most students weren't actually. Those same 'cool' people are the ones who have like three kids now and are married to their highschool sweethearts. But as soon as I found the right girl when I was twenty . . . .

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys that you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where my ends

I want your sex
I want you
I want your.....sex

It's playing on my mind
It's dancing on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh, I'd really love to know
When you tell me you're gonna regret it
Then I tell you that I love you but you still say NO!

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Out in the cold
I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your.....sex

It's natural
It's chemical (let's do it)
It's logical
Habitual (can we do it?)
It's sensual
But most of all.....
Sex is something that we should do
Sex is something for me and you

Sex is natural - sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Sex is natural - sex is fun
Sex is best when it's....one on one
one on one

I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
Talk to your sister
I am a love

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

Sex with me
Sex with me
Have sex with me

C-c-c-c-come on Very..descriptive

Originally posted by Clovie
@Preston:
really? so i'm not SO pathetic?? bag

Cloves, I'd bang you in a heart beat.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Cloves, I'd bang you in a heart beat.
because..?

Originally posted by Clovie

because..? he can?

Originally posted by Clovie

because..?

Hell, I'd bang ya too. Stop feeling so down on yourself.

Originally posted by Clovie
who?


it is out of pity?

No.

Look in the mirror.

tx

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
To add to that:

Cordera said "Why would it be?"

Nobody who's ACTUALLY had sex in the shower would be asking why it's good. They'd just be agreeing that it's the shit.

-AC

The one's who hadn't would be agreeing, think about it, the one's who explain why are the ones who would know and aren't following the sheep.

It's overrated.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
The one's who hadn't would be agreeing, think about it, the one's who explain why are the ones who would know and aren't following the sheep.

It's overrated.

No, the ones who wanna fit in would be agreeing.

The one's who have, would also be agreeing.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No, the ones who wanna fit in would be agreeing.

The one's who have, would also be agreeing.

-AC

Not necessarily, the people in this world would surprise you, I'm eccentric like that ,maybe I've been doing it wrong, like you said earlier, but I've heard about you, you like to play words, you sneaky guy you

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
The one's who have, would also be agreeing.

-AC If they were in shape.

Like i said , if its right for you, everyone doesn't like anal sex either even after trying it.

Doesn't mean they haven't stick to what you believe.

Post whore.

Yes.

its SO enjoyable

Nice sig.
royal knight.

No i haven't.......................shifty

No, I'm a freakin' virgin. Go ahead and laugh.

ah ha ha ha ha.....ha

j/k

Hiya Davi

Hi, miz Romero.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Nice sig.
royal knight.

Thank you.

Originally posted by dark1365
Hi, miz Romero.

yet again you say it droolio

Originally posted by Clovie
i am thinking about that way.

i've never even had a bf.
naughty

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
yet again you say it droolio
Yep. I like the sound of it, it gives you more dignity.

Originally posted by dark1365
Yep. I like the sound of it, it gives you more dignity.

yes, which is why u love it when you call me that droolio

Yep!
So how are you today?

I'm fine thanks for asking.

I was asking GB but okay...

Yea thats what they all say, I'm doing your dream match however.

Originally posted by dark1365
Yep!
So how are you today?

pretty good...........since i've just noticed that only 4 more days till i go on vacation. YAY! dance

and you?

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
pretty good...........since i've just noticed that only 4 more days till i go on vacation. YAY! dance

and you?
Very tired.

Originally posted by TOH
naughty eyes

btw great sig. where should i apply for this job? purplequeen1

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
To add to that:

Cordera said "Why would it be?"

Nobody who's ACTUALLY had sex in the shower would be asking why it's good. They'd just be agreeing that it's the shit.

-AC werd....and its good not the best thing out there but its good.

Yes I've had lots sex in showers, and as shellie says it aint always easy but it's certainly good fun trying!




Originally posted by shellie
I dont fuk and tell no2

shame!

n9o, i'm still a virgin

Originally posted by shellie
no I dont

besides...hes a member here at KMC...he would find out cuz he can read