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Well?

I haven't gotten wasted yet.

Kill my Mother....

It was my birthday this past december and I got drunk and ran outside in my PJs and 11:30pm, in about a foot of snow, barefoot, screaming/singing "Happy Birthday to me"

I knocked down a pensioner.

If anyone says "driven" They deserve to be pounded....blushing

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Kill my Mother....
You bastard

Was rude to someone.

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
If anyone says "driven" They deserve to be pounded....blushing

Umm...I don't remember.

Originally posted by SlipknoT


Did you really? You need a spanky!

Dropped a cash register from the bar and walked on a cop car ........:

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
If anyone says "driven" They deserve to be pounded....blushing

Well, I never drove drunk, but I drove while drinking. Does that still count?

Anyone dumb enough to drive while drunk deserves to be put in a dark room with a giant bear.

-AC

Bears seem cool.

not engage in a managery with two fine young females when I had the chance....



even though I didn't do this....once my buddy got drunk and was mad about getting dumped so he went to fight a tree in the back yard.................................................



















.......and lost.....

I used to hang brains when I was drunk, but I guess that's really not all that dumb.

Bent down to tie my shoe,feel over and landed on abroken beer bottle.


Jumped off a bridge in a river.

Stole my teachers car and drove it into the local lake.

i jumped of a jetty at a beach party once and earned the name green haired jetty jumper

Have you ever hung brains?

Originally posted by shyguy
i jumped of a jetty at a beach party once and earned the name green haired jetty jumper

Dude, that's not dumb, that's legendary!

I borsnatched a floodle after one too many Bintangs blimping around my kangoogle. Indeed, this was after 4 hours of flomoxing and more than seven spoons being less than three! Wow, it was some night, but since then I've decided that my monsteraction must be limited to thrice every 7 months divided by 5 lemons, but removing the pips, of course...

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Dude, that's not dumb, that's legendary!