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Very, very funny! Choose which kind of fart, the density, and so on and so forth.

I hope they land on your head and you die of laughter and bad smells!

It's always fun to fart and funerals!

WHAAATTTTT????

Rex, my sister will love this site.

OMG! it's so funny! Everyone is sad and depressed and then suddendly someone lets out a machine gun fart! It's hillarious!

Machine gun fart.

Yup!!!

You have to be carefull not to let out a machine gun fart around Veterans, cause it brings back flashbacks!!

I can just see a sad funeral in Texas. Everyone is wearing a cowboy hat, and they're burying LeRoy Jenkins.

Everyone is balling, then someone rips a wet one. Everyone cracks up. Then starts shooting their pistols in the air.

YEEEE-HAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!

You gotta love Texas and it's crazy populace.

Yes, everyone loves Texas!

Oregon, rock on.

Is Austoria in Oregon?

So many movies have been made there.

Does anyone remember that old computer game 'Oregon Trail'?

Damn straight! I grew up on Oregon trail, it kicked a whole lotta ass.

BLAM! BLAM! There goes two buffalo. Momma will be mighty happy with us!

I wonder if there's a fart that sounds like a shotgun...

"What we havin' fer dinner ma?"
"Buffalo, wash yer britchs and get in the house"

"Okay, momma! I'd better wash my britches because I ripped a wet one out in the fields today! Gone and killed the whole harvest!"

I wonder if there's a fart sound for when you've just eaten a buffalo.

An Embarassingly Long, Stinky Blaster that's Off the Scale!

That would leave a stain in the boxers.

Did you go to Create-A-Fart and listen to the Blaster I listed?

Yeah, pretty sweet. How'd you find that site, anyway?

You gotta fart fettish, Rexie?

1) My friend showed it to me, along with www.joecartoon.com and www.stickdeath.com.

2) No.

Sick bastard......

hehehe... superfly...