Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

whelp, i have a girlfriend at home, but i need a girlfriend in KMC..who will it be. I might have more than one, but whoever would like to be the lucky girl, please tell me winky

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
whelp, i have a girlfriend at home, but i need a girlfriend in KMC..who will it be. I might have more than one, but whoever would like to be the lucky girl, please tell me winky

I thought I already was... how dare you! slap

*storms off in a huff*

i refuse to post in this thread schmoll

*cough* are you accepting male applicants *cough*

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
i refuse to post in this thread schmoll You just did

when did you add that to your sig...lol1

Me!

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
when did you add that to your sig...lol1

a couple of days ago... I knew you'd like!

see I'm such a good candidate!


PICK ME!!! wavey

no, thanks

lol, well this is interesting................................

erm...lets keep the male applicants to a minimum please

wave

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
You just did

no i didnt

sorry maynard......Spooony is already taken ..

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
no i didnt

sorry maynard......Spooony is already taken .. Damnit

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
whelp, i have a girlfriend at home, but i need a girlfriend in KMC..who will it be. I might have more than one, but whoever would like to be the lucky girl, please tell me winky Hey...uh, whats the age limit?18 and up?

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Hey...uh, whats the age limit?18 and up? i'd say rather below 18

i'd say 17-19

Originally posted by a1hsauce
*cough* are you accepting male applicants *cough* fax us your resume along with a salary history and a cover letter and we'll call you in a few days...

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
whelp, i have a girlfriend at home, but i need a girlfriend in KMC..who will it be. I might have more than one, but whoever would like to be the lucky girl, please tell me winky

*pulls him aside*

Dude...this reeks of desperation...you're better than that...now, pull your pants up, wipe the peanut butter off your nipples and get out of here before any reputation you have is destroyed....

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i'd say 17-19 from 17 to 19?

so i don't count.

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i'd say 17-19

ranting

sadwalk

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
no i didnt

sorry maynard......Spooony is already taken ..

I am?

Originally posted by Da Moose
*pulls him aside*

Dude...this reeks of desperation...you're better than that...now, pull your pants up, wipe the peanut butter off your nipples and get out of here before any reputation you have is destroyed.... peanut butter on my nipples, my question is....how the hell did you know all of that

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i'd say 17-19

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ranting

sadwalk what should the ages be

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
peanut butter on my nipples, my question is....how the hell did you know all of that

It was a lucky guess....but now that you've confirmed it, I think I'll take MY leave...

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i'd say 17-19 with this posted...your not gonna get a woman...too bad. I tried to warn you. Thats why I'm single on KMC and in real life:smile:

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
what should the ages be ...14 -18

Originally posted by Da Moose
It was a lucky guess....but now that you've confirmed it, I think I'll take MY leave... haOriginally posted by Spideys Sister
with this posted...your not gonna get a woman...too bad. I tried to warn you. Thats why I'm single on KMC and in real life:smile: whats that suppose to mean

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
...14 -18 schmoll

it should be 80-90
oh..wait..that means only me counts

ok ok...all ages, unless you're below...erm lets say 14

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
...14 -18

More like, 13 - 87

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
ha whats that suppose to mean the girls on KMC are mostly teens in my guess. With that posted you'll get some married woman with three kids.

Originally posted by Da Moose
More like, 13 - 87
i like those ages... my cut off age is actually 36...*pulls pants up to nipples* yeeeappp yeaaappp

Originally posted by Da Moose
More like, 13 - 87 omg i'm starting to look down on myself for this

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
the girls on KMC are mostly teens in my guess. With that posted you'll get some married woman with three kids. i think i'll start not liking you

Originally posted by a1hsauce
*cough* are you accepting male applicants *cough*

Dude, sometimes I wonder about you...

Originally posted by Clovie
i think i'll start not liking you
jawdrop eek

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i like those ages... my cut off age is actually 36...*pulls pants up to nipples* yeeeappp yeaaappp

Allyn, in your case man, you should just go with the motto of:

"Meh..screw the age...a piece is a piece"

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dude, sometimes I wonder about you...

awwwee... i wonder about you too...
















































lol i'm not gay i swear lol

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dude, sometimes I wonder about you... who doesnt

Originally posted by Da Moose
Allyn, in your case man, you should just go with the motto of:

"Meh..screw the age...a piece is a piece"
ohh god no lol...

a1, I'm not gay either.

No joke.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohh god no lol...

o nice one........lol, charming in fact...

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
jawdrop eek sorry..but when you're implying stuff like that.

maybe i'm 86..
but i don't have three kids or anything schmollcry

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohh god no lol...

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
a1, I'm not gay either.

No joke.

I'm not always gay, sometimes I'm quite depressed.

^ this is NOT a normal forum.............lol

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
a1, I'm not gay either.

No joke.
lol thats good to know Originally posted by Da Moose
I'm not always gay, sometimes I'm quite depressed.
so are you saying depression is a form of gayness

Originally posted by Clovie
sorry..but when you're implying stuff like that.

maybe i'm 86..
but i don't have three kids or anything schmollcry I meant it as an exaple....

Originally posted by RaeRox
^ this is NOT a normal forum.............lol have you ever thought otherwise?


Originally posted by Spideys Sister
I meant it as an exaple.... still i didn't like it

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
whelp, i have a girlfriend at home, but i need a girlfriend in KMC..who will it be. I might have more than one, but whoever would like to be the lucky girl, please tell me winky

Homosexual is what I mean.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Homosexual is what I mean.
im not a homo either

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol thats good to know
so are you saying depression is a form of gayness

No, I'm saying that GAY actually means happy.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
im not a homo either i'm a homo....HOMOSAPIAN

Originally posted by Clovie
have you ever thought otherwise?


still i didn't like it sorry Clovie.

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
sorry Clovie. nvm

I have nothing against homosexuals, by the way.

Anyway... looks like Clov is on a mission of her own.

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
erm...lets keep the male applicants to a minimum please

He just wants your crotch

i am a trend setter for threads

Originally posted by silver_tears
He just wants your crotch

Sons of bitches!

Originally posted by silver_tears
He just wants your crotch well who doesnt

Originally posted by silver_tears
He just wants your crotch
crap!! theyre on to me

I dunno, not I droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
I dunno, not I droolio oh you dont, eh?

I dunno impress me some more, then we'll talk hmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I dunno impress me some more, then we'll talk hmm impress you how, more crotch pics, i dunno if i can do that

I prefer rack pics droolio

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
impress you how, more crotch pics, i dunno if i can do that Banned! They we say! NOT MAYNARD!

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Banned! They we say! NOT MAYNARD! *looks around confused like* im so confused

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
*looks around confused like* im so confused I can't joke with you people anymore....

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
I can't joke with you people anymore.... i honestally could not comprehend what you were saying

You're not alone

Originally posted by silver_tears
I prefer rack pics droolio all right, ill go take some good pics and post them here. SO. untill then, ill see you later

?

ciao wavey

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I have nothing against homosexuals, by the way.

Anyway... looks like Clov is on a mission of her own. guess so

A mission I'm failing at apparently...

try some more

heres an rack pic

i feel alone

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
whelp, i have a girlfriend at home, but i need a girlfriend in KMC..who will it be. I might have more than one, but whoever would like to be the lucky girl, please tell me winky

ummm... any reasons 4 being ur gf?

you get to say im your boyfriend

you have a very svelte bod

svelte? if thats a real word...i like it

graceful in figure

sweet....so hows life?

sweaty, just got in from a really long bike, need to take a shower bag so here I go, see ya later

ok, think about me in the shower

i'm so lonely

awww poor Maynard

Originally posted by Coldfire
awww poor Maynard what about poor me???

Maynard, ur pretty desperate huh?

no..not really..this was all in good fun. I already have a girlfriend in real life. just not on KMC

Awww so you're only lacking one on KMC eh?? Don't you have girls lined up for that already?

of course....apperantally, i'm a real looker, says alot of people on this forum

Is that u in ur AV?

yep...i also have my ches on the rate my rack thread...page 122 i belive

Nice pic

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
heres an rack pic Isn't that ur chest? If it is, it's nice...

yes..that is my chest....i seem to be getting alot of complements from that pic..which is why i took it

Crazy insane

bad crazyness?

So bordom is that u in ur AV? Wait, r u flipping me!!!!??

i think that she might be

That is so wrong!!!! Boredom!!! So Maynard, have u decided?

nah....

my throat hurts

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
ok, think about me in the shower

If you're lucky flirt

Originally posted by silver_tears
If you're lucky flirt

too da do da doo