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if you are willing.

please check if you fall under THESE charcteristics:

1. right age
2. higher than me
3. something about eyes
4. nice abs
5. intelligent
6. nice hair
7. that type of sense of humour that i love so much
8. can make me smilie. in every situation
9. loves me




and final one:
10. has more posts on KMC than i do

Ooh me me me!

Well post how tall you are and such, so we can say

Originally posted by Clovie


if you are willing.

please check if you fall under THESE charcteristics:

1. right age
2. higher than me
3. something about eyes
4. nice abs
5. intelligent
6. nice hair
7. that type of sense of humour that i love so much
8. can make me smilie. in every situation
9. loves me




and final one:
10. has more posts on KMC than i do WTF DO YOU THINK YOU"RE DOING

CLOVIE!!!! MEEE!!!!!!

Clov, you have some pretty high standards.

I'm not joking.

but i dont qulify

Originally posted by Clovie


if you are willing.

please check if you fall under THESE charcteristics:

1. right age
2. higher than me
3. something about eyes
4. nice abs
5. intelligent
6. nice hair
7. that type of sense of humour that i love so much
8. can make me smilie. in every situation
9. loves me




and final one:
10. has more posts on KMC than i do I wanted to start this kind of thread...I thought no one would come though....

Originally posted by JKozzy
Ooh me me me!

Well post how tall you are and such, so we can say 177 centimetres


Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
WTF DO YOU THINK YOU"RE DOING nothing.


Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Clov, you have some pretty high standards.

I'm not joking. i can't accept anyone below that

Originally posted by a1hsauce
but i dont qulify sowwie

Originally posted by Clovie





and final one:
10. has more posts on KMC than i do ....and yet the most important one....

she has to have the most posts i have ever seen....

Originally posted by Clovie
177 centimetres
Time to get out some sort of converter...

*powers brain on, emergency summer mode, five minutes to start up*

So I guess I can add Clovie to the list of "Girls I Cry To at Night".

Right next to Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan.

That's not picky at all no2

wtf is this about any ways?

Originally posted by Clovie


if you are willing.

please check if you fall under THESE charcteristics:

1. right age
2. higher than me
3. something about eyes
4. nice abs
5. intelligent
6. nice hair
7. that type of sense of humour that i love so much
8. can make me smilie. in every situation
9. loves me




and final one:
10. has more posts on KMC than i do rats!!!! i'm 9/10 on that list cloves....

Originally posted by Clovie


and? 185.42 cm

That was sarcasm dear

Originally posted by JKozzy
185.42 cm hmm...nice...



Originally posted by silver_tears
That was sarcasm dear i know

Originally posted by Clovie

not 100%?

nope....no

i fell short on the right age bit....

Clov, what exactly do you mean by 'right age'?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Clov, what exactly do you mean by 'right age'? older than some but younger than most

I dont aply to this test, I'm not Yerss cry

bag

Okay. So I guess I can slash 'right age' off.

How about the eyes thing. Do they have to be a certain color? Say one hazel and one blue?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Okay. So I guess I can slash 'right age' off.

How about the eyes thing. Do they have to be a certain color? Say one hazel and one blue? too young?

no..it is not about colour...
it is about i can't define that...

Alright. Well I guess 'eyes' is slashed off as well.

Do they have to be like 'six-pack' abs exactly?

nah.... just not totally un-fit

Is there such a thing as 4 pack or 2 pack?

Well, okay. "Nice abs", check!

How about the sense of humor. Do prefer haha-funny or that guy lost an arm in the woodchipper-funny?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Is there such a thing as 4 pack or 2 pack? 2 pac

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Well, okay. "Nice abs", check!

How about the sense of humor. Do prefer haha-funny or that guy lost an arm in the woodchipper-funny? ermm....
intelligent funny
but NOT too much.

Alright.

Intelligence and nice hair I get by defualt.

So far, it's looking promising.

(At least for me...)

of course

I'm still brushing up on my Polish so I should at least get bonus points for that.

okay. say something in Polish.

(i knew i forgot something earlier... the guy has to know at least few words in Polish)

Originally posted by Clovie
okay. say something in Polish.

(i knew i forgot something earlier... the guy has to know at least few words in Polish) i know one word in polish.....clovie

oOOoo..Me! Me! ..wait...I meant this for the other thread

Originally posted by Fionnuala
oOOoo..Me! Me! ..wait...I meant this for the other thread you don't like me? cry

Originally posted by Clovie
you don't like me? cry Not enough to be your boyfriend

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Not enough to be your boyfriend how could you? cry

Originally posted by Clovie
how could you? cry I'm sorry cry ..but I just can't give what you want weep *runs off sobbing*

Can I be?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I'm sorry cry ..but I just can't give what you want weep *runs off sobbing* cry




Originally posted by a1hsauce
Can I be? be what?

your schauffer

what's that?

lol dont think i spelled it right...it means ur driver

lol

i have 2 out of 10. will that get me a hug and a kiss????omg this is going to be a loooong thread. line up guys.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol


Originally posted by edida
i have 2 out of 10. will that get me a hug and a kiss????omg this is going to be a loooong thread. line up guys. what line?

I can be your occasional ****

you wanna be my four stars?

........

awesome sig

i can be your censored2

Originally posted by Clovie
you wanna be my four stars? 4 letters sounds like duck

Originally posted by punkrocker666
........ yes?


Originally posted by taft
awesome sig me?
thank you.
it's Dali.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i can be your censored2 my.... what?

clovie i dont think i qualify for any of those

are you sure?

im positive

being possitive is a good thing

Clovie, you've hit a new low.

BTW, I am 8/10

I have less posts and I have a fat abs.

new low?


see!...i don't demand too much

i dont think you saw the last post on the previous page.....

Originally posted by Clovie


if you are willing.

please check if you fall under THESE charcteristics:

1. right age
2. higher than me
3. something about eyes
4. nice abs
5. intelligent
6. nice hair
7. that type of sense of humour that i love so much
8. can make me smilie. in every situation
9. loves me




and final one:
10. has more posts on KMC than i do
lol
how r u, clov?
i c that u r lookin 4 a bf

Originally posted by Clovie
new low?

Yes, you're getting desperate and it's really sad.

Originally posted by DeRFmAn
i dont think you saw the last post on the previous page..... indeed i haven't
but i did now..and i'm kinda...erm....duck?


Originally posted by Anna85
lol
how r u, clov?
i c that u r lookin 4 a bf
i'm fine. how are you?
and actually..... it is some kind of experiment

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Yes, you're getting desperate and it's really sad. you know what's sad? that you thought i'm serious.
I was making the list thinking about ONE person. and no one else can fit there. so..i'm not that low.

nothing like rammstein in the morning... in my opinion better that coffee

Originally posted by Clovie
you know what's sad? that you thought i'm serious.
I was making the list thinking about ONE person. and no one else can fit there. so..i'm not that low.

How in the world was I supposed to know you weren't being serious?

All you ever do is mope around KMC telling everyone how you've never had a boyfriend and how nobody loves you. I just thought that you finally sunk down to a level that is unspeakable.

Originally posted by taft
nothing like rammstein in the morning... in my opinion better that coffee what song?


Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
How in the world was I supposed to know you weren't being serious?

All you ever do is mope around KMC telling everyone how you've never had a boyfriend and how nobody loves you. I just thought that you finally sunk down to a level that is unspeakable.
am i really that low?

uhh.i think its spelled rein raus... the lyrics im not to fond of

i don't think i know it..
i like engel the most :d and sohne(sp) oh...and links

what album is that on... al i have i mutter and herezeild... i think thats how its spelled

it was on the one before mutter..
and the rest are from mutter

ahh..... mutter is a good album

You have ten times my number of posts at least! And higher than you in what sense?

Clovie, pick me pick me

Originally posted by taft
ahh..... mutter is a good album totally agree


Originally posted by shaber
You have ten times my number of posts at least! And higher than you in what sense? exactly.
higher in TALLER sense

Originally posted by chelsea17
Clovie, pick me pick me hug hi chells

Originally posted by chelsea17
Clovie, pick me pick me To be her boyfriend, you lack one critical piece of machinery.

A penis.

fire fri BANG BANG

the song is awesome

i don't remember it.

Originally posted by Clovie


it doesn't look like from translator....clapping


YAY!!

Originally posted by Clovie
totally agree


exactly.
higher in TALLER sense

hug hi chells

Lol hey clovs hug

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
To be her boyfriend, you lack one critical piece of machinery.

A penis.

I just stopped in, I wasn't serious about it

oh man....

i have a 100 year old friend who is 3'4 who would be perfect for you

he sounds nice

Only Yerssot has a higher post count than her.

meatwad meatwad says :i'll be ya boi friend

Originally posted by Clovie



what line?

the applicant line (que) that will form to be your boyfriend you are very popular, you know.

I do but you don't like me and treat me like crap...

Originally posted by Clovie


if you are willing.

please check if you fall under THESE charcteristics:

1. right age
2. higher than me
3. something about eyes
4. nice abs
5. intelligent
6. nice hair
7. that type of sense of humour that i love so much
8. can make me smilie. in every situation
9. loves me




and final one:
10. has more posts on KMC than i do

lol

there's only one other person on KMC with a higher post count than you Clovers

70000 damned posts.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
YAY!! anything more?

Originally posted by chelsea17
Lol hey clovs hug hug


Originally posted by The Russian
i have a 100 year old friend who is 3'4 who would be perfect for you

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
meatwad meatwad says :i'll be ya boi friend i don't like that smilie....

Originally posted by edida
the applicant line (que) that will form to be your boyfriend you are very popular, you know. i am? i don't know..

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
I do but you don't like me and treat me like crap... sorry for that.

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
lol

there's only one other person on KMC with a higher post count than you Clovers i know

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
70000 damned posts. 100 000 damned posts

I will be your kmc bf.....maybe......

lol i joke.

I already have a woman and I am not like that. Anyway SPURS WIN NBA FINALS WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO. yeah thats right, I did just do that.

Originally posted by Clovie


if you are willing.



Hell Yeah!!


... bag

hug hello

Hi hug .... can I be your boyfriend? .....

I dont want a girlfriend,they are annoying

Originally posted by D-Double
Hi hug .... can I be your boyfriend? ..... do all characteristics fit you? hug



Originally posted by kmcdude
I dont want a girlfriend,they are annoying so don't post here

Originally posted by Clovie
do all characteristics fit you? hug


All, except for one of them.... but I was hoping you'd overlook the fact that only 3 & 1/2 feet tall....


.... flowers

oh yeah...that's just a tiny details hug

.... hug


... we could hold hands and stuff... in_love

yes..we could hold hands...

what stuff?

Originally posted by kmcdude
I dont want a girlfriend,they are annoying u seem annoying, not them..
and anyways, contas, double and clov!!!

errmm..


we're just kidding bag

Originally posted by Clovie
yes..we could hold hands...

what stuff?

I'd tell you, but you'd probably slap me.... naughty



Anna > Hey hey... long time, no speaky... wave

edit

Originally posted by D-Double
I'd tell you, but you'd probably slap me.... naughty
and you don't wanna be slapped...


Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Not sure. More threads probably, but I don't know about posts. I forget how to check that stuff. yes. you have the most threads

edit - never happened.

what never happened?

Originally posted by Clovie
and you don't wanna be slapped...


Only on the butt!

whip2



bag

...


I'd buy you lot's of candy and open all doors for you... in_love

sounds promising

Clovie,

Czekam

Kazdej nocy widze ciebe w moich snach.

Budze sie. Ciebe nie mam.

Czekam. Czekam. Czekam.

-Neo_v7

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Clovie,

Czekam

Kazdej nocy widze ciebe w moich snach.

Budze sie. Ciebe nie mam.

Czekam. Czekam. Czekam.

-Neo_v7 *speechless* TO BYŁO CUDOWNE!!!!!!

I know this is fun and all but could we stick to English.

(Besides, I did not understand what you just said. )

i said that that was wonderful

and if you don't understand ..why have you said it?

I'm like that.

for real?

4 Life, baby!

Word up!

hug touched

what can i do

The feeling that I'm feeling now that I don't hear your voice.
Or even touch or even kiss your lips
Cause I don't have a choice
What I wouldn't give
To have you lying by my side.

We belong together...

it is a poem.....

I so understood all that

Originally posted by silver_tears
I so understood all that understood what?

the polish

i did too

I should hope so

how nice

Polish chicks are hot....I should find one.......HEY THERE IS ONE NOW!!!! *points at clovie*

am i reading the thread title right? droolio

isn't this stereotypical?

what is???
droolio

how so?

saying that ALL Polish girls are cute or something..

Arent they?
droolio

Bah I was jokin'. I'll bet you I can find tons of ugly ones. If i'm lucky I can find 5 FAT ones and that will be a ton. They could weigh like 400lbs each.

Originally posted by Clovie


if you are willing.

please check if you fall under THESE charcteristics:

1. right age
2. higher than me
3. something about eyes
4. nice abs
5. intelligent
6. nice hair
7. that type of sense of humour that i love so much
8. can make me smilie. in every situation
9. loves me




and final one:
10. has more posts on KMC than i do
Clovie what is going on? Have you fallen and hit your head? Are you really THAT lonely?

I apologize I been drinkin'

drunk

Originally posted by BakaXero
Arent they?
droolio some for sure..but all?


Originally posted by DeRFmAn
Bah I was jokin'. I'll bet you I can find tons of ugly ones. If i'm lucky I can find 5 FAT ones and that will be a ton. They could weigh like 400lbs each. i don't understand what do you mean..
i'm not that fat




Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
Clovie what is going on? Have you fallen and hit your head? Are you really THAT lonely? i'm not lonely at all
find me more than one person who fits under what i stated.

I didnt mean that you're fat I was just saying that you are right and that not all polish chicks are hot.