Originally posted by JKozzy
My friend's mom works at Bose. Tom Cruise called and wanted a new surround system, for free. "Do you know who I am? I'm Tom Cruise." You'd think he of all people could afford it. His mother hung up on him.
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"Do you know who I am? I'm Tom Cruise."
"Do you know what? I don't give a shit."
and it was really him?
there an advert here
a police catches some guy and asks him for a name
and the guy says he is brad pitt
so the policeofficer tells him that he knows him, and this guy should tell the truth.
and the guys gives name of the most FAMOUS composer.
and the policeofficer says: couldn't you co-operate from the beginning?
*random*