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Let's say you were going to die, what do you think your last thought would be?

''we should have turned left''

" glad im not a virgin... "

"i should have listened when he said don't go there, But i was too busy mumbling "There's no way i'm gonna die" confused

Originally posted by silvertsume
" glad im not a virgin... "

lol

Did I leave the stove on...

"I hate my job"

"atleast i don't need to pay rent again"

Originally posted by silvertsume
" glad im not a virgin... "

lol good one.

Mine would be...

"Awwww...f***"

"Oh bugger, i f*ked this up good."

Originally posted by silvertsume
" glad im not a virgin... "

....that was my second final thought

I knew I should have stayed awake during geography class when we went over the capital of Somalia...

"I wish I had said yes to that hooker"

LMAO hysterical

"He better Take care of Jimmy, Timmy, Angela, Sophie, Layla, Michael, Sandie, George, KC, Dante, Eliza, Alexis, Christy, Kristin, Heather, .... ~5 hours later of thoughts~ .. Sarah, Connie, Aaron, Dennis..AND MOST OF ALL...Mark..." *Dies*

Or, I can't believe I forgot my favorite color

OOOOOORrrrrrrr

I can't believe I was thrown off a bridge by an old guy...

"Why did no one ever love me?" nopity cry

"****!!!, I FORGOT TO PAY THE ELECTRICITY BILL!"

"I knew I should've stopped drinking an hour or so ago...."

''i should have taken the blue pill''

i am sooo going to hell ....

"What the hell gave me the idea that hanging myself might have been some fun?"

"What the hell is that under the blanket"

"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Shit, I left my wallet in the car"

(during a plane crash)
"1 in 4,600,000 my ass"

''i wished i had listened to my mother when she said dont get into cars with strangers '

Lmao to spooony and Angel.

"At least I will never have to see another Beethoven movie"

''Guess what?...Chicken butt''

Yes, I so beat his a$$ at cliff chicken...

"Well might as well sin before I die"

"Whats the number to 911?"

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
''Guess what?...Chicken butt''

lol

"Why the hell did I post on KMC?"

"Ouch"

"No more tax for me"

I wonder...

what the fu....

'Damnit I shoudn't have waited"

no man ..you dont wanna do that... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"I wish I had worn clean underwear"

why aye man ....

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."-Mariah Carey.

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"Thank you," Barnes told the friend as he pulled aside his oxygen mask, "but sex is the last thing on my mind right now."

"Why the **** did they put 3 new people in the Big Brother house"

''please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pantsplease dont let me sh*t my pants please please please dont let me sh*t my pants''

"What does this button do?"

"holy shit"

"Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection"

Atleast I won't have to go through another season of Survivor

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
''please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pants please dont let me sh*t my pantsplease dont let me sh*t my pants please please please dont let me sh*t my pants''

"Ahh damn, I shit my pants"

I knew I shouldn't have placed a self destruct button in big red letters...

"Never call Stalin a f*g"

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"What does this button do?"

hysterical

"I always KNEW you were real, Santa!"

"Who would have ever thought throwing the pin instead of the grenade would be a stupid thing to do?"

"damn police, always shootin at me"

Hey whats this red stuff....looks like cramberry ju-

i wont get hurt if i stick my head out this train window...look see whats the worst that coud hap....

Dang it, how do I forget to remove the bullets before cleaning the gun....

"Hey Mr. Tiger! Not so tough now are you, you stupid moronic animal. Hey. What are you doing? Get away from me! Oww that hurts so good!"

ill pick my feet up with my hands and my hands up with my face

H.S..

"Whatchoo talkin bout Willis?"

oh you think your so tough with your ...Machete ..well.. look at this ..*pulls out Spork*...yea come and get it Mo/Fo's * starts to jabb the air *

I know I shouldn't touch the mouse traps after the fifttieth time, but the cheese is so good...

*sees a toaster, holding a fork*

*slowly moves towards the toaster, Peter Griffin style*

*poke*

"Oh dear god!"

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
"Whatchoo talkin bout Willis?"

...

"That's the last time I mistake a fat woman for a rhino"

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
...

blushing

"How Old am I?"

...*Drunken rambling*...
watch me eat this bullet *
hick* *hick*
*puts gun in mouth*...
..*pulls trigger*

Death by ...Snooo snooooooo

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Death by ...Snooo snooooooo



"Oh, no more snoo snoo, I mean I want more, but my body is tired and weak."

"Blue. No yel-- auuuuuuuugh!!!!"

(If you can name this quote, you get some cookies...and milk and pie.)

Hi im Zap Brannigan....

" these pills r tha shit!!!"

they'e watching....



Originally posted by Zenoside
"Blue. No yel-- auuuuuuuugh!!!!"

(If you can name this quote, you get some cookies...and milk and pie.)

what kind of cookies

"Oompa Loompa Doompit......."

"Oh come on...who ever heard of salmonella?"

Originally posted by silvertsume
" these pills r tha shit!!!"

.....



how dare you tell me what to do..if i wanna go this way ill go this wa--

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*sees a toaster, holding a fork*

*slowly moves towards the toaster, Peter Griffin style*

*poke*

"Oh dear god!"

Hey doc, do you have to put those boxes so close together *points to two boxes one reading Chiropractic needles the other box reading Poisen tipped needles*

Doc:I don't know what do they say?

Me:I think we're do....*dies*

im telling you...its not poisened...see * drinks*...







hey wait a minute...this arrrggg

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
they'e watching....





what kind of cookies

Um....Very yummy ones!...With...erm...cyanid- er...chocolate!

"Get your finger out of there!"

"Hey this Bin Laden guy isnt so bad after all!"

"those damn apes!"

Big Muscly Guy: Get out of my way.

Little Geeky Man: Don't make me break my foot off in yo ass.

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
"Get your finger out of there!"

...lol....

Originally posted by Zenoside
Um....Very yummy ones!...With...erm...cyanid- er...chocolate!

Poisen cookies ....superhyper

im not looking at you ....Idiot ...whaaa..--

LMAO KK and Uneekly.

"I wonder if Pedro got that puddin pie I sent him last month!"

Smoking never killed nobod.---

we're not in Kansas any more

lol1

Drugs never killed not nobod---

"To Spongebob, well here you go." Hmmm a pie *swallows*

*what's wrong with the pie shifty*

Hilly Billy that can't read: I can't read...whut does this door say?

Door Says: Warning: Extreme Radiation Levels

Scientist: It says we have free cookies inside!

hookers never killed not nobod----

Im contagious

"Hahaha, that Doc said I have AIDs, what a jo....."

pull my finger ...

I can fly...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
pull my finger ...

ROFL.

if the bullet shot doesn't kill me my mother will....

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"Hahaha, that Doc said I have AIDs, what a jo....."

i shouldnt laugh at that


but .....

"Rubber bands don't make good necklaces"

" i knew i could trust this guy!!"

kid: wanna hear mommy scream?
kid2: yea yeah ...

kid throws mini tv into mother bath..

mother ..what the fu--

*ziizzz ziizzzz...*

"Whats that red stuff on my sheets?"

"......Rosebud"

i wont let anything happen to me,i mean you , i mean...me no ... oh crap..

*Acts like Tom Green*

"My bum is on the stairs, my bum is on the stairs...look at me, my bum is on the stairs.

My bum is on the Neo-Nazi, my bum is on the Neo-Nazi...look at me...."

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
"Whats that red stuff on my sheets?"

nasty Kelly ....

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*Acts like Tom Green*

"My bum is on the stairs, my bum is on the stairs...look at me, my bum is on the stairs.

My bum is on the Neo-Nazi, my bum is on the Neo-Nazi...look at me...."

LMFAO lol......




why is that bull charging towards us

*looks at bloodstained shirt.*

hey guys i --

*looks around 'guys' have dissapeared*....


F*ck

"So thats why they have the 'Keep arms legs and feet inside Rollercoaster' sign!"

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*Acts like Tom Green*

"My bum is on the stairs, my bum is on the stairs...look at me, my bum is on the stairs.

My bum is on the Neo-Nazi, my bum is on the Neo-Nazi...look at me...."

"My bum is on the cheese, my bum is on the cheese, if I get lucky Ill get a disea......."

" t-o-x-i-n-s... that spells tequila... right?"

"I shouldnt have told her she looks fat..."

LOl.


Gotta go for the night guys...B.......y...e.

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
"My bum is on the cheese, my bum is on the cheese, if I get lucky Ill get a disea......."

lol..
Originally posted by silvertsume
" t-o-x-i-n-s... that spells tequila... right?"

lol.....



whoes there?

Death

oh Hi Darren ..haveyou seen...*stab*..

what the f/ck..are you crazy??

i am death..

yea and im paul..why you stab me man?...Freaking a$$hole..

*stab*..

Heeeeey what the hell--

*stab*

arrh..you idiot this is my best shirt

*stab*

Death: why wont you die?

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
LOl.


Gotta go for the night guys...B.......y...e.
Peace home slice.

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
LOl.


Gotta go for the night guys...B.......y...e.

bye ...wavey

"Hey! That gang member is waving his hands at me with strange signals! I better pull over and see If he's okay."

laterz!! *pulls a knife on morbid*

I laugh at those who say I can't drive home drunk..

err actually im still alive ...no dont nail it down...Heyy HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!...fear

" ha!! you call THAT a girl? damn.. mafia guyz sure get ugly chicks!!"

i should probly be running right about now

"She's really a guy!?!?!"

whers Batman when you need him

like totally

" haha.. i squirted tom cruise as a joke" (( n e 1 else knew about that.. or juz me.. cuz then i should be embarassed :yes)

Originally posted by silvertsume
" haha.. i squirted tom cruise as a joke" (( n e 1 else knew about that.. or juz me.. cuz then i should be embarassed :yes)

I know about it.

*in a Jewish neighborhood*

"Hail Hitler!"

in Puritan church

''i dont even believe in God''

*see's pope* " holy shit!! jesus, how tha hell are u still alive? god damn!"

Originally posted by silvertsume
*see's pope* " holy shit!! jesus, how tha hell are u still alive? god damn!"

LMFAOlol....


Take the girl

*pushes daughter towards savages*

shes young and Virginal..

...

*See's two lights and a noise becoming louder as the lightse get bigger* Maybe if I don't move it will...

things cant get any wors-----

At least it's not raining

could be worse i could be a woman

I want sex

mind if i smell your wifes underwear

*You walk into my house* You all suck...

i just slept with your wife

But I have some good news I just saved a bunch of money on my ca...

taste like water...smells like....oh crap..

I wonder what this warning sign meant...

what steep cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii----

"B R I D G E O U T!" Heck of a name for a town...

" thats hot..."

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
"B R I D G E O U T!" Heck of a name for a town...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
LMFAOlol....


Take the girl

*pushes daughter towards savages*

shes young and Virginal..

...

"Do not touch HIGH VOLTAGE" Shhh tell me what to do eh?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
"B R I D G E O U T!" Heck of a name for a town...

Rofl hysterical

"I smell smoke! Whats that orangish red stuff?"