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Yo mamma so fat she.............

is....yo mama

has her own zip code

Sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

ha ha

....when she steps on the scale it says "To Be Continued"

*giggle*

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
....when she steps on the scale it says "To Be Continued"
lol

Jumped in the air and got stuck.

is overweight

Your mother's a** is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!" -from White Chicks

Originally posted by Mist
is overweight

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis

Originally posted by Mist

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis

roflmao

Originally posted by Mist
ah Patrick..funniest star fish in bikini bottom

Yo momma is so fat if she wore a shirt with an "X" a helicopter would land on her.............

...she went to Sizzlers and got a group discount

~wickerman~

Wore a yellow shirt and people yelled "taxi"

nice lich.
nice edwin quote.lol

I like pancakes....... BTW, I like your new siggy Cordera

-Yo momma so fat that when she goes swimming she has to watch out for torpedoes.
-Yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are a family. Even though youre fatter than me."
-Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
-Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
-Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
-Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.
-Yo momma so fat, when it was her birthday, she turned around, and it was her next.
-Yomma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.
-Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper.
-Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
-Yo momma so fat she uses a matress as a tampon.
-Yo momma so fat she uses redwood as toothpicks.
-Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car.
-Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out
-Yo momma so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
-Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
-Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
-Yo momma so fat that when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gas.
-Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
-Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to instal speed bumps.
-Yo momma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
-Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain clamed her for the new world.
-Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around her yelling "Free Willy"
-Yo momma so fat she goes to the restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay"
-Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi"
-Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
-Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
-Yo momma so fat I've know her all my life... and I still haven't seen ALL of her
-Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
-Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
-Yo momma so fat when she tripped over the 4th Ave, she landed on the 12th
-Yo moma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
-Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution, Wide Turn" sign.
-Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
-Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "on at a time please"
-yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
-yo momma so fat she went out in high heels and came back in sandals
-yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs
-yo momma so fat she's got her own area code
-Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved
-Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her
-Yo momma so fat when she plays hopschoth, she goes New york, L.A, Chicago...
-Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldnt pay for her liposuction
-Yo momma so fat I had to take a trian and two buses just to get on her good side
-Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections
-Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her
-Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
-Yo momma so fat when she bungeee jumps she goes straight to hell
-Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a hong kong phone book
-Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views
-Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family
-Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon
-Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in

-Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl
-Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
-Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
-Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow
-Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
-Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didnt have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
-Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
-Yo momma so fat, to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
-Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ

She could sell shade.
-Chicklets commercial-

Quite a list huh? lol.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, you may win the "momma so fat insult" award.

Yo mama is so stupid, she asked what country Captain America was from.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she slept

Yo mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she spread her legs and said, "Black Angus."

Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs tried bungie jumping off her tampon string

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats

Yo mama is so fat, I don't give a shit, I'd still f*ck the b1tch

Yo mama so poor, the burglars break in and leave money

Yo mama so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp

Yo mama is so stupid, when I asked her to purchase me a Color TV she asked me,"Which color?"

Okay thats what I'm talking about.

Yo mamma so fat, her ass has more crack than Harlem.

Yo momma so big, she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus!

Originally posted by GothPrincess
Your mother's a** is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!" -from White Chicks

hysterical

Yo mamma so fat she turned around and it was her birthday.

Yo mamma so big, she big.

Yo mamma so po, she went through the front door and came out the back.

yo mama jokes

yo mamma's so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang!

yo mamma's so fat she could roll over 4 quarters and make a dollar....

yo mamma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says "get off"

yo mamma so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued

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