Mike Jones...?

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Cinemaddiction
Anyone ever heard this guy try and speak? He's got these outrageous diamond encrusted fronts, and when ever he tries to utter a word through his gawdy, ridiculously tacky toof adornments, he sounds like Stan's sister from South Park, only like..more indistinguishable..ya know?

Anyone a fan of this guy? He looks like a younger, unfit, pudgier version of Birdman

Freaky Zeeky
I know him, he can't spit for shit. His teeth is dum shiny to.
no

hh?
sick

i had to ask my friends to translate that chorus part for one of his songs. its some stupid garbage like

"back then they didn't want me, now they all on me"

or some shit like that. sick

cad
let me guess he is a complete jackass then.

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by hh?
sick

i had to ask my friends to translate that chorus part for one of his songs. its some stupid garbage like

"back then they didn't want me, now they all on me"

or some shit like that. sick

Yep, thats how it goes.
sad

SlipknoT
Trippin on Bo Bo's, Trippin on Bo Bo's, or however it goes embarrasment

hh?
laughing

Rob Owns You
Omg my freind has his CD and all he does is say his f*cking name 45463465 times. What a no talent dumbass

Freaky Zeeky
yes

Libertine
Mick Jones? I really hope your talking about someone other than Mick from the clash, cos if your not i'll be very angry.

Freaky Zeeky
No, we're talking about the rapper.........

Libertine
Oh thank god. Got all worried there.

Cinemaddiction
Mike isn't Mick..confused

Freaky Zeeky
dj

feralboy
my cuzes like him but i don't see anything in him. i soppuse thats becuz i like late 80's to late 90's music

Freaky Zeeky
I see your a Janet Jackson fan.

StaT1c
Who's Mike Jones?

Freaky Zeeky
Who Mike Jones(times 100)!?!

))TrAuMa((
Mike Jones!...Who MIke Jones!...Who Mike Jones! Trippin on Bo Bo's

Cinemaddiction
He's trippin' over the English lexicon is what he's trippin on. His teefes is so silly lookin', like he ate a roll of aluminum foil and glass.

Idiot.

hh?
laughing out loud

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
He's trippin' over the English lexicon is what he's trippin on. His teefes is so silly lookin', like he ate a roll of aluminum foil and glass.

Idiot.

lol

SlipknoT
haha, Hes my new Favorite Rapper

hh?
laughing

JacopeX
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Anyone ever heard this guy try and speak? He's got these outrageous diamond encrusted fronts, and when ever he tries to utter a word through his gawdy, ridiculously tacky toof adornments, he sounds like Stan's sister from South Park, only like..more indistinguishable..ya know?

Anyone a fan of this guy? He looks like a younger, unfit, pudgier version of Birdman

Yea thats true, but I like listening to his songs. I even have his albums. followed by: Massacre, Diplomats album, Cassidy(Hustla), and more!

I just like listenin to the beat and how they say the lyrics. If they off beat, it sux. Mike jones got good songs, even still tippin with Paul wall and slim thug. I listened to both West and east coast rap. I know hes a good rapper. Every rapper got there own way of rappin. Lil Jon yhells and screams while rappin.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by hh?
laughing No, I really do like that song that Goes "skeek eeky ekk Ekky Domp Do"

hh?
Mike Jones is easily one of the worst mc's out of the south. i've heard his underground stuff and its just as bad as his mainstream stuff. Lyrics are very simple, his concepts are boring, his consistency is terrible, his topics are boring, he brings absolutley NOTHING new to the table, and his voice is annoying.

The South has much better mc's.

check out

Scarface
Cunninlynguists
Geto Boys (scarface's group)
Devin the Dude
Outkast (their older albums)

Shaggy2dope
i think mike is good but yeah it was hard to understand him at first but i mean look he is a big guy and he has diamond teeth for god sakes im pretty sure itd be hard to understand him with all that lol

JacopeX
Ludacris
Havoc
Prodigy
Lil Jon
Bubba Sparxxx
Lil Scrappy
David Banner
Bonecrusher
Slim thug
Paul wall

Afro Cheese
People only like him and the other texas rappers that are like him cause they slow down the beats they sample to make their voices sound different.. and people act like this is the work of some sorta genius.

hh?
Luda= nice flow, average concepts, average mc
Havoc= he use to be great, now he's just another rapper
Prodigy= same as havoc
Lil Jon= laughing garbage
Bubba= boring, brought nothing interesting to the table
Lil Scrappy= same as lil jon laughing
David Banner= he had a few really good tracks
Bonecrusher= laughing garbage
Slim Thug= garbage
Paul Wall= laughing garbage

Shaggy2dope
uhh lemme try this

Method man
50 cent
Redman
Lil jon
Ja rule
Fat Joe
Lil flip
ICP
Eminem

hh?
ummm most of those rappers aren't from the south^

Shaggy2dope
I know But give em a rank if ud like

Afro Cheese
Ludacris is such a waste of talent. He has the potential to be a really good rapper and he wastes it on simple party anthems.

hh?
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
I know But give em a rank if ud like

ok i will smile

Shaggy2dope
Originally posted by hh?
ok i will smile

go for it

JacopeX
Ludacris: Fast rapper and more better ways to say things in his rap. His rap this year sux but hes still one of my favorites

Havoc: Just another rapper

Prodigy: Same thing

Lil Jon: HE crunkin up everyting and every song hes in ends up to be a very good rap song. Pitbull featuring lil jon. I dont just listen to rap and hip hop. I listen to reggeton to. Im hispanic and I understand it. If I werent, I wqouldnt like it.

Bubba SparXXX: People thought he was the next EMINEM but came out to be a boring rapper

Lil Scrappy: Hes really good

David Banner: ok

Bonecrusher: Ok

SLim thug: of course one of the best southern rap artist

Paul wall: Same as slim thug

Shaggy2dope
what about that rey cash guy?

hh?
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
uhh lemme try this

Method man
50 cent
Redman
Lil jon
Ja rule
Fat Joe
Lil flip
ICP
Eminem

Method Man= i have sooo much respect for him. What he did with Wu Tang Clan was incredible. his new stuff is boring sad very dissapointing.

50 cent= garbage, his older stuff was average but still nothing spectacular. easily one of the worst rappers today.

Redman= great rapper, i dont like his new stuff.

Lil Jon= garbage laughing

Ja rule= same as lil jon

Fat Joe= he released an album called Respect which wasn't that bad. his new stuff is stupid.

Lil Flip= laughing

ICP= i dont like their music.

Eminem= back in 97 he had potential to being one of the best. Infinite was a great album, but had a few ****ed up grammer mistakes laughing he was great, but his new stuff is waayyyy too commercial.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
uhh lemme try this

Method man
50 cent
Redman
Lil jon
Ja rule
Fat Joe
Lil flip
ICP
Eminem

Method man: East coast
50 Cent: East Coast
Redman: South side or i think East Coast
Lil Jon: South side Crunk
Ja rule: East Coast
Fat joe: East coast of course
Lil Flip: South side
ICP: I think they from detroit
Eminem: Born in seattle, but from Detroit

Shaggy2dope
i really like method man's song symphony and judgment day

JacopeX
Arent we talkin about south side rappers, but they all one of my favorite rappers. I got there albums.

Shaggy2dope
i download their music lol screw buying the albums

hh?
yea method man is still better than 99% of mainstream hip hop, but it's so dissapointing to see a legend fall like that.

shaggy check out Wu tang Clan- 36 Chambers

if u want i can upload that for you. its a classic album.

Shaggy2dope
hold on if i cant find it ill tell you

hh?
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
i download their music lol screw buying the albums

i first download the album, if its really good, i buy it to support the artist.

hh?
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
hold on if i cant find it ill tell you

alright.

Shaggy2dope
yeah do it i cant find it

hh?
alright, ill upload the album and ill post the link up.

Shaggy2dope
ok cool homie

Shaggy2dope
ok heres another rapper for ya how bout cassidy?

hh?
cassidy is actually not that bad of a freestyler. eventhough he is VERY VERY overrated, he's not bad at freestyles. his mixtapes are weak, and his albums both Split Personality and Ima Hustla are beyond awful.

Shaggy2dope
lol i know but i do like his song b boy stance

Shaggy2dope
what about ray cash or jay felony?

Shaggy2dope
i kinda think ray cash is just plain horrible

Shaggy2dope
or what about dmx or snoop doggy dog or i got one lol!! bizarre i like bizzare's song im a rockstar

hh?
haven't heard enough of ray cash to judge...but one listen was enough. some guy at school loves his stuff.

jay felony is ok. he still has to grow as an mc.

hh?
bizzare is literally bizzarre and i mean it in a bad way. he's really stupid. literally stupid. something is wrong in his head.

snoop released Doggystyle which was really good. afterwards i dunno what he was aiming for. he released all this bullshit stuff.

DMX wasn't that great. seemed to repeat himself too much. and that barking was stupid. it seemed like he tried to copy Ol Dirty Bastard (R.I.P Legend)

Shaggy2dope
how bout lil wyte?

Shaggy2dope
or busta ryhmes

hh?
Busta Rhymes was great in the past. he did a great song with ATCQ and a few other stuff. i really liked his older style. he's releasing an album this year. i doubt its going to be good.

Shaggy2dope
what bout nelly or tony yayo?

Shaggy2dope
lol

Shaggy2dope
or method maaaaaaan

Shaggy2dope
shaggy 2 dope!

Shaggy2dope
another method man picture

Shaggy2dope
another method man

Shaggy2dope
uhhh solve this puzzel

hh?
both tony yayo and nelly are trash. i never liked anything they had done. Country Grammer was catchy song though.

SlipknoT
Mobb Deep?

Shaggy2dope
Here's method man from Def Jam Fight for New york that was a good game

hh?
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
uhhh solve this puzzel

laughing

Shaggy2dope
lol look at this

hh?
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Mobb Deep?

The Infamous is a classic. Their older albums are real nice (except for The Infamy). Amerikkas Nightmare was boring. i dunno whats wrong with mobb deep these days. why would they even join g-unit. thats like volunteering to wear a t-shirt that says "im an *******".

Shaggy2dope
or this

Shaggy2dope
i think gunit is good oh god!!! you know whats playing? stan by eminem stan is a phyco!!!

hh?
i dont see whats so great about g-unit.

as a group, they all suck lyrically and without Dre's productions, g-unit would be absolutley NOTHING.

Shaggy2dope
i thought the game was the strength of g unit he just had to leave!!!!

Shaggy2dope
you have to admit hate it or love it by the game and 50 cent was good they made that song before the game left

hh?
The Game was the best memeber of g-unit, but still he's nothing. he's bringing absolutley nothing to the table.

and idiot children dont even know that most of the shit Game says is just quoting older rappers. like when he says

"sleep is the cousin of death"

Nas said that 95'

hh?
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
you have to admit hate it or love it by the game and 50 cent was good they made that song before the game left

no that song sucked. best song off his album was Dreams. good concept, but lyrics didn't live up to it.

Shaggy2dope
i thought it was good

Shaggy2dope
i like tony yayo's song seductive featuring 50 cent

hh?
didn't appeal to me.

SlipknoT
T.I.??

Afro Cheese
Originally posted by JacopeX
Method man: East coast
50 Cent: East Coast
Redman: South side or i think East Coast
Lil Jon: South side Crunk
Ja rule: East Coast
Fat joe: East coast of course
Lil Flip: South side
ICP: I think they from detroit
Eminem: Born in seattle, but from Detroit Prodigy: East Coast
Havoc: East Coast

hh?
Originally posted by SlipknoT
T.I.??

people say he has tough lyrics, but i dont see anything tough in them.

Shaggy2dope
how bout lil wyte?

hh?
lil wyte= garbage
lil zane= garbage

99% of lil's are garbage.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by hh?
people say he has tough lyrics, but i dont see anything tough in them. He looks like a mean guy.....What about Biggie?

Shaggy2dope
how bout dem franchize boyz? or 36 mafia?

Shaggy2dope
biggi little??

hh?
no none of those

you mean three six mafia?

three six mafia had a few good stuff on their first album.

SlipknoT
Biggie Smalls? 2pac?

Shaggy2dope
how bout that wrestler john cena i think he is pretty good

Shaggy2dope
oh god i hate 2 pac!

Afro Cheese
How do you feel about Dead Prez hh? I Can't decide whether they're good or not yet cause all I've heard is a mixtape and some of it is good but some of it's so-so. Anyway they are from the south too.

hh?
they're alright in my opinion. sometimes they are great, and sometimes they suck. i guess their good in some aspects.

hh?
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Biggie Smalls? 2pac?

both are legends. both are overrated.

biggie is easily the better mc, but pac put more emotion in his music.

Shaggy2dope
hh how bout john cena?

SlipknoT
Eazy E?

hh?
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
hh how bout john cena?

he has boring lyrics, and his album was bad. but he chills with Murs. Murs is a great rapper.

www.definitivejux.com

great rappers^

hh?
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Eazy E?

he's not lyrically the best, but i respect him cuz he's a legend. NWA was great.

plus he's my avatar big grin

Shaggy2dope
i know you dont like ICP but out of the group who would you say was the better rapper Shaggy 2 dope or Violent J?

SlipknoT
Originally posted by hh?
he's not lyrically the best, but i respect him cuz he's a legend. NWA was great.

plus he's my avatar big grin ODB? stick out tongue

hh?
ill be honest, neither. i didn't like their lyrics. if im looking for something hardcorish ill listen to Arsonists, Non Phixion or Jedi Mind Tricks.

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by JacopeX
Ludacris: Fast rapper and more better ways to say things in his rap. His rap this year sux but hes still one of my favorites

Havoc: Just another rapper

Prodigy: Same thing

Lil Jon: HE crunkin up everyting and every song hes in ends up to be a very good rap song. Pitbull featuring lil jon. I dont just listen to rap and hip hop. I listen to reggeton to. Im hispanic and I understand it. If I werent, I wqouldnt like it.

Bubba SparXXX: People thought he was the next EMINEM but came out to be a boring rapper

Lil Scrappy: Hes really good

David Banner: ok

Bonecrusher: Ok

SLim thug: of course one of the best southern rap artist

Paul wall: Same as slim thug

Bonecrusher is trash.

Shaggy2dope
Ghost face killah?

hh?
Originally posted by SlipknoT
ODB? stick out tongue

he shits on everyone.

OOHHHH BABY I LIKKKEEE IT RAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Shaggy2dope
freaky zeeky are u kethcuptome?

hh?
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
Ghost face killah?

he's one of my favorite members of Wu Tang Clan.

i like his older stuff on Ironman and Supreme Clientele. i dont like this Pretty Toney stuff. its good but not the same.

Shaggy2dope
how bout ying yang twins?

SlipknoT
the sugarhill gang?

hh?
laughing ying yang suck.

hh?
Originally posted by SlipknoT
the sugarhill gang?

legends. classic.

SlipknoT
The furious 5 without Grand Master Flash?

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
freaky zeeky are u kethcuptome?

yes

Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
how bout ying yang twins?

Wack

hh?
Originally posted by SlipknoT
The furious 5 without Grand Master Flash?

classic. legends.

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by hh?
he's one of my favorite members of Wu Tang Clan.

i like his older stuff on Ironman and Supreme Clientele. i dont like this Pretty Toney stuff. its good but not the same.

My fav person out of Wu-Tang is Method Man. smile

Shaggy2dope
mine too method man is the best!

hh?
method man best of all time? hell no laughing out loud

he's great (in the past), but there are tons of better mc's out there.

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by SlipknoT
ODB? stick out tongue

He's alright.

hh?
Originally posted by Freaky Zeeky
He's alright.

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Shaggy2dope
what do you think of ruff ryders i like their song get wild

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
what do you think of ruff ryders i like their song get wild

Nope.

Shaggy2dope
man are you on crack kethcup stick out tongue

hh?
i hate ruff ryders. nothing new to the table. most these mainstream rappers say same shit just differently.

Shaggy2dope
what about jim jones?

hh?
i hate Dipset.

and Shaggy i posted the Wu Tang album.

JacopeX
Game is my top 5 fav rapper

hh?
ur opinion. ur missing out on some really dope hip hop.

Shaggy2dope
where is it hh?

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
man are you on crack kethcup stick out tongue

confused No

hh?
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
where is it hh?

it's in the music forum.

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by hh?
roll eyes (sarcastic)

What?

hh?
Originally posted by Freaky Zeeky
What?

nothing, just ur comment on ODB stick out tongue big grin

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by hh?
nothing, just ur comment on ODB stick out tongue big grin

okay,lol

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Freaky Zeeky
He's alright. You say ODB is "alright" but are a 50 cent fan roll eyes (sarcastic)

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by SlipknoT
You say ODB is "alright" but are a 50 cent fan roll eyes (sarcastic)

lol, that was a long time ago.

hh?
other wacks mc's:

Dipset (all of em) Cam'ron was good when he was with Children of the Corn, but i dunno what happened. Big L died and the group never really did much. i dunno...

Chingy...

J Kwon...

Lloyd Banks....1 good punchline doesn't make you a great mc.

Rob Owns You
Nelly- talks about the same damn thing over and over

50 cents- words cant describe how horrible this b!tch it

The Game- If I wanted to see the a game then I would look for a monopoly board. I dont not want to see this guy on my TV or radio

hh?
laughing^

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Nelly- talks about the same damn thing over and over

50 cents- words cant describe how horrible this b!tch it

The Game- If I wanted to see the a game then I would look for a monopoly board. I dont not want to see this guy on my TV or radio hEY DAWG WHY YOU BE HATIN ON MAH MAN FIDDY YO!!!1 HE GOTZ H!MSEFLZ MAD SK!LLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! GAWGG U ****IN W@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@K!!!!!!!11 mad mad mad

hh?
laughing out loud^

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by SlipknoT
hEY DAWG WHY YOU BE HATIN ON MAH MAN FIDDY YO!!!1 HE GOTZ H!MSEFLZ MAD SK!LLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! GAWGG U ****IN W@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@K!!!!!!!11 mad mad mad

laughing out loud

Darth Revan
Originally posted by SlipknoT
The furious 5 without Grand Master Flash?

It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under dj

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Darth Revan
It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under dj Huh Huh huhuh Yea!.........I forget the rest embarrasment

hh?
i like Ice Cubes version too with Das EFX. not the same as the classic, but still worth a listen.

chiggidy check yo self before you wreck yo self stick out tongue

SlipknoT
Gots ta Luv da olddies!

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