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How would you have killed argueably the most evil man in the world?!?

tell him that hes Austrian with black hair and brown eyes

with a spoon

1.Castrate him
2.cut off his ears
3.scalp him

Uneek,
THAT was good, REAL good.

i'd probably use...a gun

I d first dye his hair blonde..then shave with a razor!Than I d get a chalk board and scartch my nails against the broad for an hour and I d yell at him for another hour and scream in his ear for 2 hours and then leave him in a box and tape it put one hold in it and lock him in a dark cller

say his mustache is gay..

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
say his mustache is gay..

..clapping....

Originally posted by Frosty Beverage
Uneek,
THAT was good, REAL good.

i'd probably use...a gun

thanx

i wouldn't

I'd put him in a locked room with every Jewish person in the world.

oooooooooooo you changed it

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
oooooooooooo you changed it

whip take that *****

hitlerraygun

Originally posted by Frosty Beverage
you're leaving ou the other 5 million people who died in the hollocaust...

he affected more than jews

I know, he also put, homosexuals, people with disabilities, travellers (gypsies) and many more through the holocaust. Jewish people were his main target though

I'd put hair spray on him then set him on fire

Originally posted by Frosty Beverage
yeah id say:

6 mililon jews killed
5 million others


'either way, he's a sick f*ck

No lie there

Originally posted by Dirty Vader
Hmmm, I think he'd be in less danger than the jews would, if you'd did that.

What do you mean?

hehe. ok this is what i would do

1..tie his legs and arms.. so that it was so tight no blood could ett to those areas......

2.. pluck his mustash one hair at a time

3 then when his feet were blue i would take a gun an shoot em

4then i would make him suffer like that for a few housed.. then i would have a jewish person come and kill them the rest of the way any way they would like...

Burn him alive... Then pi$$ in his grave... Just hearing the torment of him screaming when his body is slowly being burned alive is just heavenly...

lemme update mine:

first, put a live grenade in his mouth
wait til it explodes
wipe inners and organs off self
then shoot an entire clip of .50 cal machinegun into his corpse

But if you put a grenade in his mouth, he won't suffer... He will die quickly... More creative, put the grenade where it really belongs... You know what I'm talking about...

lol, so i've heard...he's got nothing there. Don't you remember? He had no kids, but he had a wife who killed herself 3 days after marraige. NO EXCUSES

Originally posted by Ladyluck
i wouldn't

Originally posted by Ladyluck
i wouldn't rifle___________hitler... I know that's how you feel on the inside...

id tie him up and make him listen to the entire back collection of backstreet boys!




oh...and....shave a swear word in his moustache......






and maybe...make fun of his accent...or something...

I Know!
Let the talibans handle him...
or....
put tons of small cuts on his body, and put salt on some homeless guys fingers. Then tell him to slowly pry the wounds open.....with the salt.
(Ideas from Foamy...)

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
tell him that hes Austrian with black hair and brown eyes
good one... it is kinda ironic tho lol

Originally posted by Clovie
he's dead

"how would you HAVE"

Show some proof to him that his mother was a Jew and his father was a horse.

i will let him eat his own nose and some other parts of his body and after that i will gave him to one of his doctors. i meen the doctors wich makes so funny experiments with humans...

witzig

Id prolly do what Jackson wanted to do in the movie Saving Private Ryan..take him out nice and easy..."put me and this here sniper rifle, up to and including one mile of the guy with a clear line of sight... pack your bags Gentlemen, Wars Over!"


lol ohhh and maya im lovin ur sig

You people are all sick.....damn sick...bastards....you can't do anything of that what you imply without becoming like what you despise......

I wouldn't kill him, he gets a fair traial like everyone else in the world should and then gets executed if he is found guilty (which I believe he would (well that would be american standards, here in germany he would get life)

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
tell him that hes Austrian with black hair and brown eyes

hysterical

starve him, kill his family in front of him, then keep him in a cage, beat him in front of people, stamp on his head and then whist he feels like sh!t i'll put him on an electrocution chair and let him sizzle

wow that was thrilling

Originally posted by Bardock42
You people are all sick.....damn sick...bastards....you can't do anything of that what you imply without becoming like what you despise......

I wouldn't kill him, he gets a fair traial like everyone else in the world should and then gets executed if he is found guilty (which I believe he would (well that would be american standards, here in germany he would get life)
bologne... evil bastards like him deserve his to have his life cut short... look how long its taking to find Saddam Guilty..and the whole damn world knows what a sick bastard he is already!

Originally posted by Bardock42
You people are all sick.....damn sick...bastards....you can't do anything of that what you imply without becoming like what you despise......

I wouldn't kill him, he gets a fair traial like everyone else in the world should and then gets executed if he is found guilty (which I believe he would (well that would be american standards, here in germany he would get life)
lol did you just say we're sick- after what he did

Originally posted by a1hsauce
bologne... evil bastards like him deserve his to have his life cut short... look how long its taking to find Saddam Guilty..and the whole damn world knows what a sick bastard he is already!

Doesn't matter...if you want to be of moral higher standard then him (and you people clearly do want to) you have to play by the rules.......and there are others who deserve trial too and don't get it (Putin, Bush....)

i'd kill Hitler by getting him to argue with PVS about liberalism and conservatism

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
lol did you just say we're sick- after what he did

How does the one thing relate to the other

Originally posted by Bardock42
Doesn't matter...if you want to be of moral higher standard then him (and you people clearly do want to) you have to play by the rules.......and there are others who deserve trial too and don't get it (Putin, Bush....)

I never said they didnt... and dont get me started on what a pompous bastard bush is

Originally posted by Bardock42
You people are all sick.....damn sick...bastards....you can't do anything of that what you imply without becoming like what you despise......

I wouldn't kill him, he gets a fair traial like everyone else in the world should and then gets executed if he is found guilty (which I believe he would (well that would be american standards, here in germany he would get life)

uve GOT to be kidding
someone with his money and his resources would easily b found innocent, he deserves the worst kind of death there is.

Originally posted by BENITO
tell him that he's a Jew or with ninja skill

He was partly Jewish.
But I think he denied it, .. idiot.

Though I do have to say.. his plan wasn't too bad, plan-wise. The idea behind all of this idiotic and so wrong, but he came quite far with his megalomania and I think that'S impressive.

Originally posted by Bardock42
How does the one thing relate to the other
because i read it like- your saying we are sick by dissucing how we would kill him... when i dont think what were saying compares to what he did to millions

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I never said they didnt... and dont get me started on what a pompous bastard bush is

I never said you didn'T...I just sqaid that it is the way it is, I just think you can't kill someone (even hitler) without becoming at least some like him....

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
He was partly Jewish.
But I think he denied it, .. idiot.

Though I do have to say.. his plan wasn't too bad, plan-wise. The idea behind all of this idiotic and so wrong, but he came quite far with his megalomania and I think that'S impressive. why didnt he like jews?

Originally posted by Bardock42

hug Missed you.

Originally posted by IceWithin
uve GOT to be kidding
someone with his money and his resources would easily b found innocent, he deserves the worst kind of death there is.
NO

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
because i read it like- your saying we are sick by dissucing how we would kill him... when i dont think what were saying compares to what he did to millions

Well buit you killing him in the most cruel ways is not any better because you he did that....

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
hug Missed you.
hug

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
why didnt he like jews?

Well I can only assume, as my knowledge about this is limited, but partly it was surely because he needed someone he could blame for everything bad happening at the time and the Jews just seemed to fit in his idea of the scapegoat. *sigH+ Poor Germany.. Many people still assume Nazis and stuff with Germany. And I fit perfectly in the Aryan description for that matter.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I never said you didn'T...I just sqaid that it is the way it is, I just think you can't kill someone (even hitler) without becoming at least some like him....
thats ridiculous..in a time of war...if youre Hitler whos the damn preisdent of ur country...ur ass is gonna get shot

Originally posted by Bardock42
hug

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
Well I can only assume, as my knowledge about this is limited, but partly it was surely because he needed someone he could blame for everything bad happening at the time and the Jews just seemed to fit in his idea of the scapegoat. *sigH+ Poor Germany.. Many people still assume Nazis and stuff with Germany. And I fit perfectly in the Aryan description for that matter.
so that means ur hot?!

Originally posted by Bardock42
NO



Well buit you killing him in the most cruel ways is not any better because you he did that....
but he did it because of people's religion, where as i'd be doing it because to deserves it

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
kill his family in front of him

noThat'S plain wrong no matter to whom in this world. cry

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so that means ur hot?!

Maybe..

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
Maybe..
drool

Originally posted by a1hsauce
drool

I can't complain. flirt

I didn't get you a birthday gift, did I?

BUt we are not talking aboot that time ...if he is still ruling an assasination is ok...and morally right.....but if we are talking now the only way is trial (I thought we assumed he didn't kill himself in the Bunker)

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
but he did it because of people's religion, where as i'd be doing it because to deserves it

No, you do it for some sick reason I don't get, you want him to suffer as much as possibble...that is justn wrong.

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
noThat'S plain wrong no matter to whom in this world. cry i know but thats what he did to millions

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
I can't complain. flirt

I didn't get you a birthday gift, did I?

A pm from you is more than enough

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
i know but thats what he did to millions
WHAT THE **** OF A SHITTY REASON IS THAT

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
i know but thats what he did to millions
Technically those famlies didn't see the other ones dying, because they were killed themselves.

No, but I get your point. Still, .... don't like the idea.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
A pm from you is more than enough

I was just about to....
















































































....get you some pancakes.

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
I was just about to....
















































































....get you some pancakes.
PANCAKES!!!! I LUV PANCAKES!!!!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
PANCAKES!!!! I LUV PANCAKES!!!!!

Yea, too bad you just wanted to have a PM from me.

I will have to eat them all alone....

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
Yea, too bad you just wanted to have a PM from me.

I will have to eat them all alone....
but you already pmed me.... I still could always just eat em with you

Originally posted by a1hsauce
but you already pmed me.... I still could always just eat em with you

Hmm, I'll just send you some. *sends a1 some of her delicious and seductive pancakes* flirt

Bardock is watching us.... And I don't want to make him jealous.

Nah I am waiting for someone to post an evewn more disgusting way to kill Hitler so that I can talk the shit out of them

:WTF:

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah I am waiting for someone to post an evewn more disgusting way to kill Hitler so that I can talk the shit out of them

You're not jealouse?
I don't mean enough to you? cry

Ah well, want some pancakes?

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
:WTF:

*griN* ^^

mmmm pancakes mmmmm tastyness

You like them?

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
You're not jealouse?
I don't mean enough to you? cry

Ah well, want some pancakes?

Well....not at the moment...at the moment playing a moral person is more important

Ok, .... sadangel

^ Except that I'm not an angel and I don't like angels.

Nice smiley...you are my angel ... I like angels

Angels obey god without asking. I'D ask. I'm your rebellious angel. hug

Well, angels are smart then...if they don't they have a relatively powerful enemy.....yes you are #hug'

hello!

Tell Hitler's boyfriend that Adolph cheated on him, then, in a fit of Nazi lust rage, the boyfriend would then proceed to murder Hitler, thus, *I* would be innocent.

Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
hello!


What is this with your 'hello's?

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Tell Hitler's boyfriend that Adolph cheated on him, then, in a fit of Nazi lust rage, the boyfriend would then proceed to murder Hitler, thus, *I* would be innocent.

In some way...no.......you still were guilty to some extend....

But only morally not by law.

Death would be (was) too good for him.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

being a cyber ninja I am well adept at the art of "the death" to kill hitler I would require a cheese grater and paper...I would paper cut his cuticals and underneath his fingernails, his mouth and tongue...and his nipples......then I would grate the layers of his skin off one by one except in his ...ahem..."area".....when all the skin was gone from everywhere else...it would be a suitable time to retreive a blowtorch and a horde of fireants and more paper....then it would be time to papercut his eyeballs......unleash the fireants in his...ahem..."area"...and use the blowtorch to teach him the real meaning of pain....

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
But only morally not by law.
Well actually you would be guilty to some extend I believe.

Originally posted by Storm
Death would be (was) too good for him.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Id prolly do what Jackson wanted to do in the movie Saving Private Ryan..take him out nice and easy..."put me and this here sniper rifle, up to and including one mile of the guy with a clear line of sight... pack your bags Gentlemen, Wars Over!"


lol ohhh and maya im lovin ur sig thankies a1! Hows your day going?
Happy birthday again! kisses

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well actually you would be guilty to some extend I believe.
Which law says, that you are guilty for telling someone that someone else cheated or all that other soap opera stuff?

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
Which law says, that you are guilty for telling someone that someone else cheated or all that other soap opera stuff?

ell if you do it with the intention to make that person so mad that he will kill someone (and since you don't know if its right otr not)

Ah, I don't know.... I never got into law and stuff too much.

Me neither but still....if I would make law I would do it that way....

I just asked my dad who came in. You wouldn't be guilty by law.

Yes, do that. Right after you've become dictator of the world, you can change that.

I will....its not fair...I mean its basically like pulling a trigger...you could as well say its not my fault the gun did it......

i'd make him have a barmitzva (don't know how to spell) so he would become what he hates most. then i would probobly do what mickey rourke did to that Elijah woods character in Sin CIty.

You don't become a Jew juwst because you had a Barmizwa (don't know spelling either).......but that was great in Sin City.....actually Sin City is just great

i would sentance him to a lifetime in synagogue's

Originally posted by Bardock42
I will....its not fair...I mean its basically like pulling a trigger...you could as well say its not my fault the gun did it......
Yea, why not do that?

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
Yea, why not do that?

Well...you can do that....it just won't work

Ow.... damn.

I just don't kill anyone.
Or maybe I let other people do it for me. And only if I really hate someone, which is practically impossible.

Hmm...yes not killing is basically the one thing yopu coul see as the lowest form of moral values

i would kick hitler in the nuts once for every person he killed

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm...yes not killing is basically the one thing yopu coul see as the lowest form of moral values



Not killing is the lowest of moral value?

Originally posted by nutella-spatz


Not killing is the lowest of moral value?
Yes...well the first is a better word....below that is basically just selfishness

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
thankies a1! Hows your day going?
Happy birthday again! kisses
my days going great...hope urs is too

and nutella the pancakes were awesome...mmmm syrup mmmm lol

Happy birthday A1

lol thanks SpoonMaster

suffocate him with cream corn

Originally posted by Bardock42
I never said you didn'T...I just sqaid that it is the way it is, I just think you can't kill someone (even hitler) without becoming at least some like him....

so if someone killed hitler horribly, u'd compare him to hitler himself?
please.

i would have a jew kik his ass

I'd lock him in a synagogue(sp?)

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LOL ..... crazy robots.

Yeah, he just loves killing Hitler

Originally posted by IceWithin
so if someone killed hitler horribly, u'd compare him to hitler himself?
please.

I want bardock to asnwer my question.

Originally posted by IceWithin
I want bardock to asnwer my question.

Yes

drag him through the streets and then get volontears to stone him to death!

Find him a diseased gay prostitute to get banged by

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Why are there Rammstein lyrics in that comic strip? That's mean because it implies that the singer of Rammstein is Hitler.

Don't ask me... I just read the things

The other day I was at Barns & Noble, and in the bathroom on the walls was written "Nazis are cowards" and a star of David.

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Find him a diseased gay prostitute to get banged by

I'd kill him with my black pride biznich

I'd let him know my family was once a barony before he came along, then toss him into the Mauz family dungeon of our (used to be our) castle, and leave him to rot for all eternity hooked up to machines and IV's so that he could never die, unless his body just decayed away.

I would castrate him with my pocket knife, feed it to the german shepards and stick a 10 ft pole up his gay arse

I wouldn't,easy as that.

i'd punch him to death with brass knuckles

I'd shoot his balls with a AWP round. (a magnum sniper rifle)

id draw and quarter him with a plastic butter knife

drive a large pink dildo through his left ear till it poked out his right ear

lol

or...i could lock him in a room with Benito Mussolini, 2 sporks and a flatulent donkey and leave them to die

Lock him in a jail cell with Michael Jackson.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Lock him in a jail cell with Michael Jackson.
nah theyd just trade gay(as in homosexual) stories

lock him in a room with Stalin and a big, strong, enourmous and very angry jew.