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Just Merc.

Okay JM.

Merc. Right on. No more JM.

JM reminds me too much of JT. My stupid nickname in 5th grade. One girl at my school still calls me that.

Tell her not to

What a *****.

I feel funny when I talk to girls. I just don't do it enough to be comfortable. Ali just made me feel weirder, although she's hot.

That's why I've never had a girl friend. Ali shows a few other people her thong and smooth ass, so she's just trying to find the right guy. Joni, a girl I liked in 4th and 5th, told me I was a good listener, and I went "Sure...yep..." like I was in Lalaland.

There were lots of girls that made fun of me, in a playful, flirty type of way.

Rexie, you're a pimp in the making!

You're gonna have a lot of fun in a few years.

Don't laugh at me, but...what's a pimp? I don't openly ask my friends because either they don't know or they think I'm a dweeb.

Here's what me and my friends did freshmen year: every time this hot girl walked by(God she was hot) one of my friends would push me or any other of my friends into her, and we tried to get a little feel, eventually the poor girl caught to us ( after about 30 times) she hated us ever since. Hope that helps Rex!

How sad. That's never happened to me, though. Poor girl.

Merc, that's pretty cleaver.

Hmm... I wouldn't like that. Being pushed into or being pushed at.

Iknow

I feel like an idiot without knowing what "pimp" and "pun-tang" mean, and not being good with girls.

*slumps down on chair*

Just ask your friends.

They do what To just did. "Guess!"

Rex:

Pimp; A pimp is someone who has controll over prostitutes. They are the bosses. So (for whatever reason) when someone calls you a pimp, it is a compliment. It means you have control over women in your life.

pun-tang: pun-tang is a term for pussy

A pimp I am not and pun-tang I don't want to see for quite awhile.

In Stiffler's voice: "Oh my God, You're Gay!"

nah Merc is to simmilare to Mech so I will call you JM

Okay queeq


Rex, don't worry so much about doing the right thing to be cool with girls..just try to get through the next few years with some dignity..the rest will come.

BTW, if you do the pushing thing with a girl they will remember forever and think you're an ass.

Dim... queeq hasn't posted here...

I was calling finti queeq..actually maybe he's just being finti....I mix them up sometimes.

ow! double identities!

And who's your double Dim?

Hmmmmmmmmm...keo!

good choice... good choice...
I only had that stupid character named "mah" available

:eek

sorry fint.

To comment on topic : Ok Merc.

To comment to Rex : Stop trying to feel girls up without them letting you. Dim is right - you will be branded an ass for life. I had a guy grab my chest from behind when I was drinking out of a water fountain in 8th grade. I still hate that slimey bastard.

I know girls make you feel tongue-tied right now Rex but being a good listener is an admirable quality. Also- the more you educate yourself about several different things, the more you'll have to talk about. So instead of knowing a whole lot about say, primitive cultures and nothing else, learn a little bit about great inventors, the weather, egyptology, cooking, poetry(just examples)....so you can talk to girls on a wide variety of subject matter and have a "little" knowledge of each. They'll be impressed even if they don't tell you.

oh Gundy if I have been told this in my early teens that girls like poetry .
No get them drunk and fool around a little, then agree on a date at a later time

Well, I'm not really into girls that much. I think they're cute and hot, but I'm not going to be grabby!

dont be grabby, talk to them. Find out their likes and dislikes. Go to the movies together. There are always some girl that share your interests.

No...that can be dangerous. One thing leads to another.

http://www.smilies.nl/smlove2.gif And then http://www.smilies.nl/remykiss.gif and then http://www.smilies.nl/love/sperm.gif and, oh my god..no http://www.smilies.nl/love/ylinfant.gif

great one tech, but there are ways around that

hehe....I stick to this only----> http://www.smilies.nl/remykiss.gif

Ah, young love.

how old are you To? 36?

22. I'm in my sexual prime.

I'm still young enough to want it all the time, yet I'm old enough to be really good at it.

Horray!!!!

yes! that's the spirit! keep on thinking positive about it all!

Girls are just as bad as guys when it comes to touching and grabbing!
I middle school this fat ass pulled up my shirt, in High School, they would always whistle, I was poked in the ass like 3 times.

Poked in the ass ? Could you be a little more specific ?

and I'm sure Gundark wants the proof too...

Walking in the hallway, they would always come up behind, poke me in the ass giggle and smile and walk off like if they didn't do anything!

I know I have a nice ass, but ladies please, you can look but dont touch! Is what I would always say

My girlfriend was always getting jealous.

Women treat men like meat!

perhaps if you had removed that card on your back where you wrote "every girl that touches my @$$ gets 100$"

So how did this topic get onto getting pussy?

"Hey call me Merc"
"No thanks, lets talk filth"

Rex. You don't know what your missing......How old are you anyway?

The kid's 14

Well I was 13. It was shit and I didn't do it again until I was 16. So theres no rush Rex.

Well, in the entirity of my sexual experience I have learnt two things:


1. Single beds really ARE single beds. They might look like they can fit two people, but they can't!

2. Bottoms seem to grow much larger when two people share a bed...


Well, I've learnt a few ruder things as well, but I'm sure Rex will find them over time.

oh Ushism humor again and it is actually funny. trick is to kick her on the floor afterwards

Ush is right about the single bed thing. The other person can sleep on the sofa if they don't like it.

And if neither person likes it?

Then take each other's mind off it then!!!

Ok, now, say one person, not naming any names here, has fallen asleep, isn't interested in any entertainment, but seems to be sub-conciously diverting her entire purpose in life to make your attempts to get comfortable fruitless, yet still blames you for nicking all the covers in the morning...

Ooh, I seem to have wandered down a bitterness road here...

ouch. yeah I think so

nah, carry on

most cover kickin' is done in the sub-concous --morning blame is points for the one who brings it up first-- single bed is for cuddling -------after that then toss weaker sex to the floor where you pounce on them again........

Aaaah single bed lovin'..........its been a while but I can still remember the fun I've had in one. I'm strictly a double bedder now. When Mrs.MM and I got married abroad we spent our wedding night in one of those bloody huuuuuuuge four poster beds.................

*Eyes glaze over as he remembers the evening*

Having tasted the forbidden fruit of the double-bed tree once, I will never be comfortable sharing a single bed again.

Once!! Ush aren't you the same age as me?

Yes, but:

1. Medical reasons have kept me out of life for some time

2. I've never had much access to a double bed! Hence my moaning about sharing single ones!

Life can only get better for you Ush, now you've tasted the delights of the "double-bed-lovin", there's no going back for you my friend.

He's right.

Until I GET a double-bed (plus a room big enough to hold it), it doesn't show any sign of getting better to me!

We have a queen. We need a king.

On second thought, I just need him out of it and it will be a wonderful queen.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wake up Finti, you're dribbling all over the keyboard.

I dream of genie

Dream, yes.

finti's head is stuck to the keyboard now.

He has TYUIOP imprinted on his forehead.

Isn't that the town where Yerss lives?

No that's Stupidville!

Hehehe. Good one baby.