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How would you kill the Spoonmaster of KMC?

name a song after him and call it spoon man

In a very painful way...

i would spoon him to death with a spoon...













SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Originally posted by jinzin
i would spoon him to death with a spoon...


Well your not exactly going to spoon him to death with a plastic cup are you?

id use a fork

I would kick him in the balls. Then once he is lying on the ground in a world of pain I would hogtie him. After that I'd throw him into the trunk of my car, drive him to Hoover Dam, throw him into the water making sure he gets sucked into the giant turbines. If he somehow lived through that I would catch him on the other side of the damn and bludgeon him to death with a wiffle ball bat.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Well your not exactly going to spoon him to death with a plastic cup are you?

well I didn't want people to take that the wrong way....like I'm gonna "spoon" him to death.......you know sneak in his bed and spoon with him....NO WAY...i don't swing for that team...

make him read all of his stupid threads

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I would kick him in the balls. Then once he is lying on the ground in a world of pain I would hogtie him. After that I'd throw him into the trunk of my car, drive him to Hoover Dam, throw him into the water making sure he gets sucked into the giant turbines. If he somehow lived through that I would catch him on the other side of the damn and bludgeon him to death with a wiffle ball bat.
Been considering that for a while have we?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I would kick him in the balls. Then once he is lying on the ground in a world of pain I would hogtie him. After that I'd throw him into the trunk of my car, drive him to Hoover Dam, throw him into the water making sure he gets sucked into the giant turbines. If he somehow lived through that I would catch him on the other side of the damn and bludgeon him to death with a wiffle ball bat.

And with my dieing breath, I would call a psychiatrist to get you help... 'cos that is the decent kind of bloke I am

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
make him read all of his stupid threads

Noooooo!

You monster!

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Been considering that for a while have we?

No...I just made it up.

Originally posted by Mist
id use a fork

Psssssh sporks own forks

I'd take him to an Avril Lavigne concert.

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
I'd take him to an Avril Lavigne concert.
You sir...are a MADMAN!

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
I'd take him to an Avril Lavigne concert.

Bastard...

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
I'd take him to an Avril Lavigne concert.

Perfect...

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Psssssh sporks own forks

Omg I was gonna say I'd use a spork

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
How would you kill the Spoonmaster of KMC?

show him my pen15..

I'd talk to him and tell himwe were married....yuck!!! barf bag please that makes me wanna die!

I'd put him in a small room with HUGE speaker and play spoonman so loud that it kills him.

id sit on his face and fart

Originally posted by Mist
id sit on his face and fart
nice sig

I'd also lock him in a refrigerator that has a clear door so I can watch him lose his oxygen supply and die a slow death.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'd also lock him in a refrigerator that has a clear door so I can watch him lose his oxygen supply and die a slow death.
*slowly stepa away* rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'd also lock him in a refrigerator that has a clear door so I can watch him lose his oxygen supply and die a slow death. you and your damn clear fridge doors....although that is a good idea.

Originally posted by Dreamer2222
nice sig

thanks

everyone says that

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'd also lock him in a refrigerator that has a clear door so I can watch him lose his oxygen supply and die a slow death.

id stick neons in there so i could see him die a colourful, slow death

Originally posted by Mist
thanks

everyone says that
it cuz its sooooooooooooo pimp

patrick ownsdroolio

i hate been beaten to responses

Originally posted by Mist
id stick neons in there so i could see him die a colourful, slow death

NEONS!

Plus, throw some NOS in there as well, so he can breathe the fumes of that for a bit before he dies. At least he will die laughing.

NEONS!kicking

roast him over a fire...and eat him

why are we killing spooony?

good question

'Cos he is a bastard... of course

that makes so much sense

Originally posted by BakaXero
why are we killing spooony?

Because he was starting "How would you kill..." threads, I thought it only fair he get the glory of having one on himself.

oh yeah
i remember now. i saw that thread just before this one

I only made two Ken.... two.....

*Shakes fist*

hang

I suppose I have spent most of my life wondering.... good job old chap.... good job

I have aready plans on how to kill him.JMshifty

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
How would you kill the Spoonmaster of KMC?

Show him my gat and shot him.

I woul cut his mommy's boobies off. that way he cant get breast milk and he'd die of hunger. lol.

i'd chase him down in a dark ally way cover his face with a bag and drag him home keep him in my celler and wait till he beggs for it

take him to an Arsenal/Man Utd football match, dress him up in Man Utd stuff and sit in the middle of the Arsenal supporters with no beer....

I can't kill him

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
I can't kill him

Why in hell's name not?

you don't wanna know

I'd sing in a fat lady voice

Originally posted by dave123
you don't wanna know

I think you will find I do..... Punk

I will kill spoony with a spork

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I will kill spoony with a spork *gasp*

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
don't know .. I prefer to let you suffer here on Earth.

You truly are evil.

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
*gasp*

Yes fear the spork, I chopped Ken Kenobi's arm off with a spork

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Yes fear the spork, I chopped Ken Kenobi's arm off with a spork

It's true.

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Yes fear the spork, I chopped Ken Kenobi's arm off with a spork *GASP!*

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I will kill spoony with a spork

So unoriginal.... I would have expected better from you rob....

I would kill spoony with an AWP round stright through the liver.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
How would you kill the Spoonmaster of KMC?

Painfully droolio

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Fine you asked for it I would attach electric cords containing 6000 watts of eletricity to spoonys eyeballs, saw his legs off with a chainsaw, and then let rodents devour his penis, and then I will saw his arms off with a handsaw and then Ill slam him on thumtacks, Ill pour acid on his chest and then finally Ill stab him with a shard of glass to finish him off.

Ok I win

I like it *pats rob on back*

I know, thats the best death yet

I'll be having nightmare's tonight

Oh I got the thumbs up, Im feel special now

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Oh I got the thumbs up, Im feel special now
What else you want?.... Uncle spoony'll provide

Oooo ok well I want you to make Georgina admit that my avvy is indeed better than hers

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Oooo ok well I want you to make Georgina admit that my avvy is indeed better than hers

I'll try

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Oooo ok well I want you to make Georgina admit that my avvy is indeed better than hers

No way

blue_bandana


raygun

rip

and thats how you kill spoony if thats what question you were asking for

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
No way

Yes way

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Yes way

Stop it cry

It's not

Come on.... For Bob.....

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Stop it cry

It's not

Since its your birthday yours is better for today

But tommorow and then on, mine is better

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Since its your birthday yours is better for today

But tommorow and then on, mine is better

It's not my birthday anymore, but mine is ALWAYS better

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Well, Bob is feeling slightly suicidal at the moment...Guess who's fault that is?! cry

I'm sorry bob...... I just thought you looked weird... I'll steal you if you want

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
It's not my birthday anymore, but mine is ALWAYS better

It still is your birthday over here And mine is better

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Shush!! *Covers Bob's ears* He does NOT look weird He doesn't want to be stolen!! He's mine



Happy birthday to moi MINE

* bours ice down georgina's shirt * MINE

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Shush!! *Covers Bob's ears* He does NOT look weird He doesn't want to be stolen!! He's mine

That is what it was all about in the 1st place.... I wanted a ninja.... but would not steal Bob.... because he looked weird

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
You did not MINE



disgust

Yes I just did MINE

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Yes I just did MINE

No you didn't, I don't feel wet (sick minded, the lot of you!)

MINE

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
No you didn't, I don't feel wet (sick minded, the lot of you!)

MINE

Oh you dont feel wet? Sorry

MINE

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Oh you dont feel wet? Sorry

MINE

Well, maybe I do

MINE

I would send topless women on roller skaters to do him to death.

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Well, maybe I do

MINE

Well then I did a good job

MINE

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Well then I did a good job :shift:

MINE

Oh....Wasn't you

MINE

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Oh....Wasn't you

MINE

Yes it was me You can ask this guy> euro

MINE MINE MINE

You two.... just make a poll let the people of KMC decide

No...It was my avy droolio

MINE MINE MINE MINE

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
No...It was my avy droolio

MINE MINE MINE MINE

Oooooook

MINE

I decree.... the person who says

"I LOVE SPOOONY" 1st... has the best avy

MINE

Why was Spooony trying to help you anyway?

I LOVE SPOOONY

Ok I win

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
MINE

Why was Spooony trying to help you anyway?

MINE

Because my avvy is better

Yup rob wins...

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
OMG...You suck

MINE

Ok!!... whoever posts 3 times in a row wins...

1

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Thank you my good sir

And MINE georgina

I'm not yours

2

2

3

W00t I win

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
I'm not yours

Did I say that you were

And this is 3

IN A ROW!!! Without interuption

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Did I say that you were

And this is 3

Well, you wish

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Well, you wish

Yes I do Damn why did I say that out loud?

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Well, you wish

2

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Yes I do Damn why did I say that out loud?

Didn't have to

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Didn't have to

Yeah I know

3

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Yeah I know

Dammit, stop posting!!

Post

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Dammit, stop posting!!

2

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Post

Post

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Post

Grr....I hate you

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Grr....I hate you

Thanks

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Thanks

You're welcome

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
You're welcome

Your sexy when your mad

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Your sexy when your mad

Thank you

No problem

EVIL.... EVIL I TELL YA.... EVIL!!!!

Hell yeah

I win...

You win spoony

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
No problem

Not so bad yourself

Damn you, you Spoon

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Not so bad yourself

Damn you, you Spoon

Sure, I sense sarcasm

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Sure, I sense sarcasm

None at all

You're the one with the sarcasm

I've changed my mind. I'd kill him from a S2-AM FSDSAP round. In the balls. Severe pain for five minutes, then bleed out.

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
None at all

You're the one with the sarcasm

I never use sarcasm, but you do

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I never use sarcasm, but you do

Oh, so your comment wasn't sarcastic?

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Oh, so your comment wasn't sarcastic?

No it wasnt, I was dead serious

Lies

(Got to stop using the smilie now)

Never
I dont like that smilie

Never to the lies, or to stop using the smilie?

It's getting tiring

Never to the lies Now no more using this stupid smilie mkay

M'kay.

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Never to the lies Now no more using this stupid smilie mkay

You lie

M'kay