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Wo0o...I HATE ASSESSMENTS AND HOMEWORK!!

anyone have any good excuses that can benefit a society that wants to dog their work ^__^

Just go with the good ol philosophy I call...

JUST DO IT FOR GODS SAKE!!!

" I ate a mexican burrito and I was shitting beans for 4 hours straight "

Rob was beating you up so you couldn't do it.

I usually just wag that period.

"My underwear was too tight, so I blacked out"

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
" I ate a mexican burrito and I was shitting beans for 4 hours straight "
hahaha...omg...dats some funny shieeet

keep em commin!

Just do what I did once. Tell the teacher it was busy work and you refuse to do busy work.

Its gotten to the point to where the teachers don t give me the homework...If I'm there.

ummm.. say your parents were having issues an d you and your mom or dad left the house for the night and you forgot it at your house

My dog took a crap on it!jmshaunshit

1) I forgot it.
2) I didnt feel it was appropriate for the matter.
3) What homework?
4) I didnt have time to go it a family member was in the hospital.
5) I didnt to it because I had to go to a funeral and there wasnt enough time to do it.

yeahs one i use....frequently......: i couldnt be f*cked.

I couldn' t write yesterday afternoon, I don' t understand it, my hand just refused to write. I don' t know what got into it, it was like it had a mind of its own, it just wouldn' t respond to what I told it to do.

that you forgot it and you'll bring it in tomorrow morning is a good 1

and look totally gutted you forgot it

"i thought that was due in tomorrow"

Pffft.....wimpy excuses.....

I still like mine the best. I actually used that at school and got away with it.

The classics are the best.

"My printer didnt work."

"I was at my grandparents the entire wekkend."

"Family emergency."

"I was at a funeral."

"I didnt have time because of (insert school-related activity here, i.e. school show)."

you cant make me do it you Biatch/W@nker!!

If you are disorganized spend ages looking through a folder and drop paper on the floor (no always on purpose) and then say you forgot it.. ..works for me..

Originally posted by ayjay
Wo0o...I HATE ASSESSMENTS AND HOMEWORK!!

anyone have any good excuses that can benefit a society that wants to dog their work ^__^ Thats easy, just say, "My camel exploded." Works every time.

Do what I do and say you weren't in the mood to do them, that you found the idea of this homework stupid or you just didn't want to.
Works for me..

After a while, when you do it, as I do, everyday in every class, teachers become surprisingly excited if you then do have your homework, so they count your done homework three times as much as everyone elses.