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Obviously stolen.

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What would the comic characters of DC/Marvel say if they read through the VS forum?
Basically, what reaction do they have?

Gladiator- "Whoa, I can really fly that fast?.....wtf?!"

Batman: "I am not a pedophile....!"

DOOM "Yes these are worthy subjects, they know the true power of DOOM!"

Bullseye "Damn I should charge more for hits....I"M AMAZING!"

Silver Surfer "Hmmm I never thought about that..I guess I could just turn beings into Ham samwhiches"

Superman: I am NOT a Dick! Those were robots and such!

Spider-Man: "Jeez, if I knew I was so untouchable, I would've stuck with the pro-wrestling!"

Wolverine: "hmmm, apparently, I'm god...."

Thanos- "Apparently, I am too..."

Dr. Strange- "Finally, I get some god damned appreciation! -high5's longpig-"



Add yours!

Originally posted by long pig
Obviously stolen.

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What would the comic characters of DC/Marvel say if they read through the VS forum?
Basically, what reaction do they have?

Gladiator- "Whoa, I can really fly that fast?.....wtf?!"

Batman: "I am not a pedophile....!"

DOOM "Yes these are worthy subjects, they know the true power of DOOM!"

Bullseye :croling through archives:: "Damn I should charge more for hits....I"M AMAZING!"

Silver Surfer "Hmmm I never thought about that..I guess I could just turn beings into Ham samwhiches"

Superman: I am NOT a Dick! Those were robots and such!

Spider-Man: "Jeez, if I knew I was so untouchable, I would've stuck with the pro-wrestling!"

Wolverine: "hmmm, apparently, I'm god...."

Thanos- "Apparently, I am too..."

Dr. Strange- "Finally, I get some god damned appreciation! -high5's longpig-"



Add yours!



Reed Richards... "Prep-time... hmm..."

Superman-"what.....what is a "speed blitz" and why don't I do that more often?"

Hyperion- "Ah shit, no one is buying it....damn you Gambit!"

Originally posted by long pig
Superman-"what.....what is a "speed blitz" and why don't I do that more often?"

Originally posted by long pig
Hyperion- "Ah shit, no one is buying it....damn you Gambit!"



storm - "I'm a demi-god? hmm..."

Hal Jordan: "I'm more poerful than God? Sweet."
Alan Scott: "But apparently I can still beat you Hal."
Kyle: "You're both wrong...I have more imagination, and with training will be beating you both in 5 years."
John: "Nope. I have the most willpower. You're all beneath me."
Every other GL: "Damn. We just suck. Might as well turn in our rings now..."

Galactus: "Who is this JP, and why does he challenge me?"

Batman: "I never realized that if I'm given a day I should be able to take out the entire DC Universe. Better get to work...*swoops down to the batcave*"

General Kinky: "WTF? I should have won the tournament. Digimark's a dumbass!"

-DM

There'd be a giant cat fight due to all the "hottest comic woman" threads... "i am so much hotter than you b!tch" and so on...

Sentry - "I am that powerful? whoa... galactus i'm coming for yoooo..."

Juggernaught," How do I go from stalemating Darksied and fending off his Omega Beams to fighting Bane and someone saying I am gonna be destroyed by him."
Hulk," Wow I have to learn how to use this unlimited strength that can beat everyone in the universe sometime because right now I still get stalemated by thor."
Deathstroke," Wow I took on the whole Justice League and gave them a run for their money and I can't even get past a guy who plays around in a spider suit.
Phoenix," Wow with all my power to beat everyone you would think I would have just gotten rid of all the X-men's enemies."
Magneto," Storm can create EM fields to now I better get a new gimmick then."

Originally posted by DigiMark007

Galactus: "Who is this JP, and why does he challenge me?"
-DM

Mainstream: lord Apocalypse are you ready to prove your more powerful than Magneto?

Apocalypse: foolish insect you dare doubt your master?

Mainstream: no my lord...I was just thinking..

Apocalypse: I don't pay you to think mainstream..I pay you to serve me..

Mainstream: yes my lord..I'm sorry..

Apocalypse: you are slow to learn my child..but continute to worship me and you shall be rewarded..with death.

Mainstream: you mean I'll become your horseman death right?

Apocalypse: um...sure..whatever.

Wolverine - "Faaan... boyyyy? What the? I'm the best at..." Shot down by anybody with common sense...

God: "WHat the F**k!? Can EVERYBODY beat me?!"

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
God: "WHat the F**k!? Can EVERYBODY beat me?!"

Jubilee: "So...they pin me against people like Joker, Carnage and Sabretooth...What the hell have I done to these people?!"

Deathstroke: "I am THAT good?"

Galactus: "How did I get stuck fighting a squirrel."

Iceman: HAHAHA im now Godlike....dammit i still cant make it rise though!!

Batman: I am now GOD!!

DOOM: DOOM shall rule all....even apocaplyse

Robin: He never touched me...I CHOSE to be his sidekick...He NEVER did that!!

Thing:I dont have a penis?(looks down pants)AWWW SH*T!!!!!

Superman: "For being the world's first real comic book superhero I get no respect."

Powergirl: Damn(looks down)they are big!

Gambit:Why e'ryone make fun o' ma accent?

All female comic characters:That Black Robb must have the biggest...(giggles)

Batman: Prep time is the ultimate power!!!!

Originally posted by black robb
Thing:I dont have a penis?(looks down pants)AWWW SH*T!!!!!

Batman:well,better prepare to kill Jesus

Jubilee:do i ever win anything?

Mr.Fantastic:Man i suck...well at least i got a penis...

Thing:F*CK YOU REED!!!

I can't walk and bald but I still kick a$$

hulk - "hulk get smashed by puny amazon?"

Most of the characters in Marvel: "Check this out guys. If we join the X-Men they'll give a us a ridiculous power boost within our first 3 Claremont issues. Can't find a better deal than that...where are the application forms?"

Superman: why is people think I can be beat by a guy that dresses up like a bat?

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Most of the characters in Marvel: "Check this out guys. If we join the X-Men they'll give a us a ridiculous power boost within our first 3 Claremont issues. Can't find a better deal than that...where are the application forms?"

Wolverine:MWAHHAHHAHA! NO ONE COULD DEFEAT ME!

Black Robb:Oh yeah?(punches Wolvie in the balls)

Wolverine:ARRRRGGHHH!

Batman: I am invicible..tremble in my power.

Superman: you don't have any powers.

Batman: shut up!

Superman: "Kryptonite is remains of distant planet that exploded millions of lightyears away...it is perhaps the most rarest substance of Earth.

THEN HOW IN HELL CAN EVERY NEXT GUY GET HIS HANDS ON IT!?!"

wit dese Cards and mah Staff O'Gambit be da best Xman in da ben'ness

Beast: perhaps but your grammar could use some improvement..I find it most disconcerting.

Superman - "What's a Sword of Truth?"

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Superman - "What's a Sword of Truth?"

Champion of the Universe: "Dammit, kgkg....I told you it was bad writing, STOP SHOWING EVERYBODY!"

Quick Freeze: "i have a fanboy!?!?!? i--oh my god--my life finally has meaning!--i-- oh wait-- i only exist in a one-shot reality somehow read by no one but hated by all. . ." *fades away* echoing: "I HAVE A FANBOY! Fanboy fanboy fanboooy. . ..

Originally posted by Quick Freeze
Quick Freeze: "i have a fanboy!?!?!? i--oh my god--my life finally has meaning!--i-- oh wait-- i only exist in a one-shot reality somehow read by no one but hated by all. . ." *fades away* echoing: "I HAVE A FANBOY! Fanboy fanboy fanboooy. . ..



All of the X-Men: "Look at these losers trying to get on our team so they can steal our Claremont upgrades. We didn't have Storm, Jean, and Emma sleep with Claremont for nothing...they can find their own bad writer."

Magneto: "Yeah, my upgrades are ok, but whose %$*# do I have to suck to get me some power cosmic??"

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Magneto: "Yeah, my upgrades are ok, but whose %$*# do I have to suck to get me some power cosmic??"
Claremont:"Mine b*tch"

Cyclops: "Hey all my fanboys. How ya' doing? Wait...where are my fans? There's just a bunch of Wolverine worshippers here. Stupid healing factor...I'd sear his flesh off before his precious healing factor did anything!" *runs off and cries in a corner somewhere*

-DM

...my apologies pr

Originally posted by DigiMark007

All of the X-Men: "Look at these losers trying to get on our team so they can steal our Claremont upgrades. We didn't have Storm, Jean, and Emma sleep with Claremont for nothing...they can find their own bad writer."

Cyclops: "WTF? Jean slept with Claremont? That's why she's so powerful...but she told me it was because of our passionate love, and that the pheonix was always a part of her. I feel so betrayed. Claremont, I'm coming for you...you're days are numbered!" *suddenly, he turns into a snowman in his next issue whose power is to throw snowballs at people.* "Curse you Claremont!"

-DM

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Cyclops: "Hey all my fanboys. How ya' doing? Wait...where are my fans? There's just a bunch of Wolverine worshippers here. Stupid healing factor...I'd sear his flesh off before his precious healing factor did anything!" *runs off and cries in a corner somewhere*

-DM

...my apologies pr

Accepted... for now...

Hulk Killer Humanoid: "that's right.... i rule!"

Wolverine: "i can survive a nuke?!?! wtf... no way am i testing that one out!"

Graviton: "FINALLY... the respect i deserve!"

GL Corps:"i can't believe they bought the whole 'emotional electromagnetic spectrum' line....pfff... "

Robin: "Now everyone knows the truth... i can sue and start over *sniff*....cry"

Superman:"they're right.... WTF was i thinking using glasses as a disguise!"

Iron Man:"HEY! i got over my alcoholism years ago damnit!!! *takes a swig of whiskey*... what are you all looking at?!"

Lobo:"yup "

Deathstroke: "WTF do they mean i only use 90% of my brain?... do they think i'm retarded???"

Juggernaut:"jobbernaught???... "

JP: "i can't believe i took time out of saving the universe to read this drivel"

Nice Scooob...expecially the HKH one.

Wolverine, Spider-man, Venom, and Carnage visit the "versus" forum.

Fanboys: All hail the new god, the mighty Wolverien! He can take out that lame Surfer, Superman, and Galactus!
Wolverine: Um... actually....

Spider-man: Wow, I'm untouchable! I can never be shot or stabbed.

Venom: Actually, we'd rather not tangle with Superman or the Flash thank you very much... unless we get suicidal again. Heh. Aparently we can be defeated with just a whistle or a lighter and they make us out to be some kind of symbiote **** with all these strangers they'd have us bond with. And why are they always partnering us with our worthless offspring?

Carnage: How did I get paired against the Joker? And some people think that clown would actually WIN?! GARRGH! *Goes off to massacre a city*

Apocalypse: soon loyal follower Mainstream the word shall tremble at the might of...APOCALYPSE!!

Mainstream: master how do you do that?

Apocalypse: do what child?

Mainstream: say your name in all caps?

Apocalypse: shut up..foolish insect.

Mainstream: what type of insect?

Apocalypse: a foolish one!

Mainstream: I mean a fly, a beetle a spider.

Spider-man: a spider is not an insect.

Mainstream: damn your right Spidey thanks.

Spider-man: don't think me thank your local library...knowledge is power.

Mainstream: now I know!

Snake eyes: and knowing is half the battle.

Mainstream: hey your not suppose to talk.

Snake eyes: damn I forgot I mean....... ..... ....

Mainstream: that's more like it.

batman : where the hell is that grey fox guy, the one who thinks i'm obbsessed with selina's boobs and can't take a sucker punch

Spider-Man: Venom, why do we fight so much?
Venom: Because most of your other villians suck.
SM: Yeah...I liked it when they let me beat that Firelord guy. Stan Lee payed him to take a fall.
Venom: Really? So that's why you won. And for years, I thought you were just going easy on me...
Kingpin: Damn, I'm really fat when I look at myself in a comic. I need to lose weight.
SM: ...the hell you doin' here fatty?
KP: Argh...why do you mock my weight? Don't you know that's why I was driven to crime in the first place?
SM: Damn...maybe I've hurt others over the years with my flippant insults.
*the three share a Gellatto. It's very good, and they all hug*

Flash: Hey, Superman. You know when I run really fast and punch someone? It has a name!

LT: how was i replaced by a human ninja.....as the supreme being in the multiverse......

Colossus: "I'm gay?"

John Stewart: "I'm a good GL, i am eleveninches... i'll prove it to you..."

Wolverine:My thing is adamantium too?(looks down pants) HELL YES!!! hey Jeannie...sure about staying with Cyclops?

Jean: (looks at Wolverine's pants)naughty

Colossus: (also looking)naughty

Originally posted by black robb
Wolverine:My thing is adamantium too?(looks down pants) HELL YES!!! hey Jeannie...sure about staying with Cyclops?

Jean: (looks at Wolverine's pants)naughty

Colossus: (also looking)naughty

Never... i could go into detail but feel i shouldnt...

god dam those colossus jokes.....

Originally posted by black robb
Wolverine:My thing is adamantium too?(looks down pants) HELL YES!!! hey Jeannie...sure about staying with Cyclops?

Jean: (looks at Wolverine's pants)naughty

Colossus: (also looking)naughty Colossus:I AM MADE OF RAGE!!!pissedblowup

Originally posted by black robb
Colossus:I AM MADE OF RAGE!!!pissedblowup

Now thats a quote...

colossus is made of rage.....thats part of the blueprint to his genetic code.when thanos engineered him to be his successor

Originally posted by colossus17
colossus is made of rage.....thats part of the blueprint to his genetic code.when thanos engineered him to be his successor im made of cheese!

Thor: Indeed those mortals thinks I'm a communist that's why they want Superman beat me

Magneto: Since when I emit stellar ligth and I'm on Thanos level?Maybe Claremont really loves me

Wolverine: Basing on those punks I'm a god with kryptonite claws and I can grow back from a single cell.

Juggernaut: Those idiots thinks Hulk is better than me.But I've got an helmet.

Gladiator: They don't understand that if I kick Thor's ass in every fight Marvel writers will kill me in my next appearence

Spider-Man: It seems I'm god, no one can touch me.But why I'm always full of injuries?

Punisher: They thinks a blind in spandex is better than me.Perhaps they'll think that pedophile in cape is better than me too.Damned fanboys I'll shoot them

Deathstroke: I've got 90% of brain activity, so what?Are you gelous?I'm smarter than you idiots.

Graviton: I'm more Magneto than Magneto himself.

Batman: I'm unstoppable.Prep time will grant me to rule the multiverse.
What?Snake Eyes?Snake Eyes will kick my face?

Flash: Maybe I should rename myself IMP Guy, that thing was cool.Altough I don't remember how the hell I did it.

LT: Hulk is stronger than me?TOAA blast them all!

Cyclops: "Boy scout? But I never went in scouting..."

Superman: "I could say the same thing..."

Cap: "I went scouting!"

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Cyclops: "Boy scout? But I never went in scouting..."

Superman: "I could say the same thing..."

Cap: "I went scouting!"

*superman slaps cap*

Batman: So did I....

Cyke: ......
Supes: ......
Cap: ......

Bats: What....?

gambit: "i get more vagina then everyone on this board combined...bisexual my ass..."

Gambit: "One time, I some how managed to put a lisp in the word cracker.....!!"

Originally posted by hoorayforpeepee
gambit: "i get more vagina then everyone on this board combined...bisexual my ass..."

Tony Stark: "More than me? ha... i doubt it..."

Mr T:"Ah pity the FOO who don't pity the FOO who ah'm pityin' on this FOO-lishly, pity-FOO-l, FOO-rum"

http://www.bullshitjob.com/tversus/page4.htm

http://mrtvshp.4mg.com/web/poster.gif

Darth Vader: what the f**k is a "Spider-Man"

Wolverine looking at all the superbeings that are in line to fight him:
"This just ain't my day."

Spectre: B-b-bb-ut I AM THE WRATH OF GOD .......HOW DARE THESE PUNY MORTALS THINK I CANT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT THE LORDS PERMISSION (gets slapped around like a wuss by a five year old girl)

Snickering among other superheroes. 'Wolverine can get 0wned by a Pikachu.'

Spiderman: Why does everyone hate me.

Wolverine: I'm the man, cause I act like one.

Spiderman: oh, shut up, throws him in a dumpster.

Wolverine: "Cool, I have my own clan of worshippers! Except, most of them can't spell and others..."

Fanboys: "Our lord, we have arranged you a match with Namor, Thing, Lobo, Superman and Spider-Man! First you will fight them individually, then they all face you at the same time! But we don't worry, you can defeat them! When you will enter the ring?"

Wolverine: "Um...sure...in a minute. I just...I just go to the back room. Meet you soon."

*escapes the place*

Some guy: "You think he chickened out?"

Fanboy: "YOU DARE TO CALL OUR LORD AN CHICKEN!? INFIDEL! KILL HIM!"

Some guy: "AAAAHHH!!"

*the rabid fanboy group radically murders the guy*

Lol.

Batman, wow so many people think I'm good here. perhaps i am.

fanboys: "The god of preptime has arrived. You must fight superman with no kryptonite."

Batman:" I don't kn-"

Fanboys: "come on!! Superman is a pushover, he IS A DICK!!"

Batman: "I am the dark night I am bat-"

Batguts are all over the place.

Firelord: "I was PAID to take the fall. Paid, I tell you!"

Hulk: Man in bat suit promise Hulk 100 Cheeseburgers for him to kick me in stomach. I went down for the Chesseburgers. If Hulk was really mad... Hulk Smash Batman!!!

lol

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Firelord: "I was PAID to take the fall. Paid, I tell you!"

bump

Colossus: Tell me again why Captain America would defeat me.

Originally posted by newjak86
Galactus: "How did I get stuck fighting a squirrel."

I saw that thread.

captain America: wow didn't know i could throw my shield at FTL speeds...should have used it against thanos with the IG....

Apocalypse: "That table was imbued with power cosmic! POWER COSMIC I TELL YOU!"

Juggernaut: Everyone could beat me without my helmet...even toad.

Wolverine: I could regenerate better than Majin Buu.

Spiderman: Sweet, I am the untochable and can kill everyone in one punch.

Black Panther: Why in the hell can't i beat Wolverine or Spiderman

Hulk: I am a walking PIS

Magneto: I could just take iron out your blood and kill you in 5 seconds...damn...so why am I having so much trouble with the Xmen.


Superman: Heh Heh...I am God...Heh Heh....

Silver Surfer (commenting on why so many people think Thor can beat him): "It's his hair. Chicks dig the hair."

Jean: Cyclops slept with emma?

Namor: "Finally, someone realizes my true power! RESPECT THE IMPERIOUS REX!"

Thor: "Wow, apparently I can beat anyone just because I'm a god!-Superman doesn't really count."

Hulk: "Why does everyone want to hit on my cousin?"

Gladiator: "I am not a Superman ripoff! Now if you'll excuse me I have to go. Up, up and awayyy!"

Comic girls: why do all our matches end up in some sexual way ?

Comic girls: "What the **** is up with this MUDWRESTLING?!"

Black Canary: I never use my cry? Not even when a huge black alien monster is bearing down on me?

Flash: "I now have the perfect strategy: 1. Steal opponent's speed 2. Unleash a sh*tload of IMPs "

Absorbing Man: "I'm not that stupid"

*absorbs glass and runs out to fight Thor*

Silver Surfer: why don't i just turn everyone into dust???"

whoever bumped this is cool....I was just thinking about this thread...

Firelord: I was paid to take that fall. PAID I tell you!

Venom: Wha? I can beat Juggernaut?

HKH: Holy crap! Why don't I own my own solar system by now? Time for some real beat-downs....*attempts to 'league up', fails miserably, then gets thrashed by a depowered Jubilee*

Batman: Heh heh...give me a little time and I will kill the Hulk with a new batarang..

Originally posted by DigiMark007
whoever bumped this is cool....I was just thinking about this thread...

Firelord: I was paid to take that fall. PAID I tell you!

Venom: Wha? I can beat Juggernaut?

HKH: Holy crap! Why don't I own my own solar system by now? Time for some real beat-downs....*attempts to 'league up', fails miserably, then gets thrashed by a depowered Jubilee*

i am very cool......

Colossus..... "whadaya mean i'm gay now?.... didn't i score with Shadowcat?"

Dark S:..how could batman survive that smash to the wall!! HOW..he walked away withought any thing broken much too. Now people think he could beat me.

Hulk: HULK SMASH PUNY FORUM...
Punisher: these people need to get a life...
Wolverine: wolverine888 has reminded me that i possess dormant powers beyond that of even LT...

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Superman: "Kryptonite is remains of distant planet that exploded millions of lightyears away...it is perhaps the most rarest substance of Earth.

THEN HOW IN HELL CAN EVERY NEXT GUY GET HIS HANDS ON IT!?!"

That explains it....
http://www.superdickery.com/other/151.html

Genis Vell= "Thank TOAA, this armandodude is backing me up, I'm still bruising since Sentry molested me !!!"

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Northstar, "Hey Colosus, it seems like Apollo and Midnighter did it, shall we do it too ?"

Colosus, "Why not ?"

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Darkseid, "You fools call me a pussy !!! I was depowered then !!! I was just humping Kalibak before I fought KalEl !!!"

Orion, "Shut Up dad !!! We know you were the one humped by Kalibak"

Darkseid," Son !!! you.....you..... BAsTARD !!!"

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Originally posted by ImmortalOne
Genis Vell= "Thank TOAA, this armandodude is backing me up, I'm still bruising since Sentry molested me !!!"

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Northstar, "Hey Colosus, it seems like Apollo and Midnighter did it, shall we do it too ?"

Colosus, "Why not ?"

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Darkseid, "You fools call me a pussy !!! I was depowered then !!! I was just humping Kalibak before I fought KalEl !!!"

Orion, "Shut Up dad !!! We know you were the one humped by Kalibak"

Darkseid," Son !!! you.....you..... BAsTARD !!!"

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Originally posted by Ultimate Rage

BUMP
Batman: Green Goblin?! That's a stupid supervillain name.
Fanboys: You can take him, you have prep! You know bat-fu!
Batman attacks, Goblin smears batguts against the wall.

Originally posted by Ultimate Rage

Thor: "Oh, I can absorb his Gamma radiation. Why do I waste time trading puches with that big green lummox?"

Lobo: "Some friggin little squirt with claws beats me??? ****! And what did he do to me behind that bar?!?!

Thanos: What's he gonna do, punch me?

Midnighter: Oh thnap, I'm bad-ath!!! (yeah, the deep ominous voice is only for business)

Robin: Oh, it was the SHORTS!

Batman: Idiots. Nothing is faster than the Batmobile.

BUMP
Superman: Ewww Batman's "PISing" all over me again.

EDIT

Originally posted by Dizzle
Thanos: What's he gonna do, punch me?

Midnighter: Oh thnap, I'm bad-ath!!! (yeah, the deep ominous voice is only for business)

Robin: Oh, it was the SHORTS!

Batman: Idiots. Nothing is faster than the Batmobile.

Midnighter: I tho like yer pole...

Gambit: Thank you tho much...wanna touch it?

Midnighter: SHA-TH-AAM!

Deathstroke: "I'm going ****ing to kill that srank guy..."

Anyone-- "Why does every single thread have to be about Wolverine?"

Hudlin: "But...I thought the "You got me straight trippin boo" line was hip! You just ain't gangsta like me...." -Hudlin walks off slowly to his mansion-

Originally posted by long pig
Hudlin: Crazy, crazy white folks with they fo-rums.

Better.

Batman: (walks off to run JP over with the Batmobile)

Blue Beetle: ... F***

Hahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
a

Originally posted by Dizzle
Better.

Batman: (walks off to run JP over with the Batmobile)

Blue Beetle: ... F***
Hudlin: "He criticising my ebonics speech! That racist honkey must be straight trippin' ."

Female Superheroes: What's up with people saying "rape" when they mean defeat? Isn't that kind of disturbing?

Originally posted by long pig
Hudlin: "But...I thought the "You got me straight trippin boo" line was hip! You just ain't gangsta like me...." -Hudlin walks off slowly to his mansion-

lmao

Aunt May: "I get more respect than every superhero on this board."

Wolverine: "Damn, even I'm starting to hate me."

Flash: "I can run in space now? Sweet!"

Chewbacca: Raaaaaaah Row Ragh Raaaaaaaaah
(Translation: Who is this "Wolverein" and why does he challenge me? I'll rip his arms off.)

Darth Vader: "These members are wise in their way. They know I am TRULY the God the Devil prays to! The Dark Side triumphs even over this Bat person!"

deathstroke:" it apearce I am faster then flash, if only they knew the truth"

Originally posted by long pig
Hudlin: "He criticising my ebonics speech! That racist honkey must be straight trippin' ."

(Cue honkey slaying music- Aretha Franklin)

bump

Power Girl: So people really like this chest don't they...

Batman: PIS? Bull.

Superman: Ok, so I thought the Supermobile was a good idea back then, I was young and stupid...

Nightwing: Where am I?

Wolverine: One cell eh? Hm...

Hulk: RAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Spider-Man: Toad gets an easy win against Shocker but I don't? Huh?

Deadpool: ...freaks.

Flash: FINALLY!!! Yeesh.

What else...

Wonderwoman
" If I can fly, why the hell do I need an invisible plane"

Thing: Heh, Apparently Wolverine can kill me easily even though i've gone head to head with guys like Dr. Doom, the Silver Surfer, Terrax, and Annihilus all of which could kill Wolverine easily."

Deathstroke: Hmm, even though I took on the Justice Leauge and constantly trump the Teen Titans, a hairy midget with a metal claws and a healing factor can beat me

Wolverine - "The more fanboys I get the stronger I become!!!"

Great thread.

My favorites...

Originally posted by newjak86
Galactus: "How did I get stuck fighting a squirrel."

Originally posted by Black Rob
Thing:I dont have a penis?(looks down pants)AWWW SH*T!!!!!

Originally posted by Black Rob
Mr.Fantastic:Man i suck...well at least i got a penis...

Thing:F*CK YOU REED!!!

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Galactus: "Who is this JP, and why does he challenge me?"

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Most of the characters in Marvel: "Check this out guys. If we join the X-Men they'll give a us a ridiculous power boost within our first 3 Claremont issues. Can't find a better deal than that...where are the application forms?"

All of the X-Men: "Look at these losers trying to get on our team so they can steal our Claremont upgrades. We didn't have Storm, Jean, and Emma sleep with Claremont for nothing...they can find their own bad writer."

Cyclops: "WTF? Jean slept with Claremont? That's why she's so powerful...but she told me it was because of our passionate love, and that the pheonix was always a part of her. I feel so betrayed. Claremont, I'm coming for you...you're days are numbered!" *suddenly, he turns into a snowman in his next issue whose power is to throw snowballs at people.* "Curse you Claremont!"

After HoM: "Damnit! They lied! Quesada, you son of a b*tch!

Originally posted by Scoobless
Superman:"they're right.... WTF was i thinking using glasses as a disguise!"

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Wolverine looking at all the superbeings that are in line to fight him:
"This just ain't my day."

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Firelord: "I was PAID to take the fall. Paid, I tell you!"

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Comic girls: "What the **** is up with this MUDWRESTLING?!"

Alpha Flight : We are unkillable here.

Wolverine : WTF?? Keep the fanclub bub...I can win a Spawn vs. Galactus fight

Spawn : I get overrated

Hulk : HULK SMASH

Juggernaut : Ooooh please

Colossus : Very good my friends, very good

thanos: "I heard that after my next upgrade ill be stonger than TOAA him self!"

The Living Tribunal - "Crap! Mider is on to me!!" runs away

Sentry: "HEY!, I am not a cheap knock off.... that's it, i'm leaving....up, up and awaaayyy...."

superman:"It doesnt make sence, I able to own Darkseid, why dosent anyone think i can beat his cheap marvel rip off? "

Thanos "MUAHAHA because im THANOS!"

Darksied: How dare mortals call me weak I am the God the devil pra.....

KMC: Not anymore now you job to Superman everyother issue and Wonder woman now as well and Batman who've fallen far.

*Darkseid Cries himself to sleep that night*

Alpha Flight- "Mungi has accomplished the task we assigned him! We are now invincible! Bwahahahahaha!"

Punisher- "God, I miss Ennis."

Rhino- "Come on, people. I can win a battle! I'll prove it!"
*runs off to challenge a four-year-old girl and trips over her jump rope.*