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Hey everyone,

Anyone a christian this is a place for us to talk.

Feel free to talk about whatever. Just remember to be nice to
each other.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
. Just remember to be nice to
each other.



J/k.....We're nice....Hope you like it here.

Some are nice.

How are you?

Why do you do that????...You're gonna scare her away....

Christian Hang out

I brought the donuts.....Hey do they have room service here in the hang out?

yeah just order some wine and this miaden male comes and turn the water in to it

I prefer white wine please...

why aint I surprised, now wheres the beer

You need someone to turn that bath water into it....

bath water? no I dont drink Bud

A little Asti Spamonti (sp).....I'll bring the wine...I hope someone is bringing snacks.....I don't want to get too tipsy.

blahhhhhhhhhh american beer, wouldnt be much of a miracle to turn water into yankee brew cause that brew is f*ucking close to water as it is so.................

I don't like beer....tastes like rusty nail water....I'll take a screw driver.

if you get real beer it is wonderful, Im a beer man and always suffer when in the states looking for good draft beer

Originally posted by finti
blahhhhhhhhhh american beer, wouldnt be much of a miracle to turn water into yankee brew cause that brew is f*ucking close to water as it is so.................

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!! HE SWORE IN THE CHRISTIAN HANG OUT ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD WILL SMITE YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jk

good better there at least we party there unlike being bored for ever in heaven

Ouch

Yeesh I said I was joking!

and I wasnt?

Originally posted by Echuu
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!! HE SWORE IN THE CHRISTIAN HANG OUT ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD WILL SMITE YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jk

HE SWORE.HE SWORE, HE SWORE.......And all it took was bad beer.

Originally posted by finti
and I wasnt?

Well since you don't believe in God, yes you were joking.

meaning that it is those that believe in god and such who are the humerous ones, kind of funny cause in my world the opposite of humerous and funny is christian

Originally posted by debbiejo
HE SWORE.HE SWORE, HE SWORE.......And all it took was bad beer.

nope, that is not how it goes.

that you dont know for sure

Originally posted by finti
good better there at least we party there unlike being bored for ever in heaven

Services are every hour on the hour and all must attend...or you will be smited...

Satan didn't play that game...that's it.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Hey everyone,

Anyone a christian this is a place for us to talk.

Feel free to talk about whatever. Just remember to be nice to
each other.



I like this Christian Hang out room....

I wonder if there's gonna be any entertainment......I heard a trio's coming.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I like this Christian Hang out room....

I wonder if there's gonna be any entertainment......I heard a trio's coming.

I was thinking about maybe having project 86 come.

They are hard core christian band

hardcore christian band? sounds like a contradiction

Originally posted by debbiejo
I like this Christian Hang out room....

I wonder if there's gonna be any entertainment......I heard a trio's coming.

Strippers and crackwhores?

heaven isn't boring, alot of people there have alot to do and don't waste time about it either.

and who told you this

no one, we believers know it the place of true happiness and no worries.

you believe it to be that place

Jesus gives good details on what little it looks like.

and Tolkien gives good details about Middle Earth so what

I watched his lord of the rings movies and I thought they were very interesting.

Originally posted by finti
hardcore christian band? sounds like a contradiction

No.

It's just there lyrics are different.


Like its all related to Christianity.

The music is pretty good. If you like rock I would recommend you try them out, and see how you like them

Another band I like is skillet. They have a very cool sound to them.

I think heaven is when you're in your happy place.

Originally posted by finti
hardcore christian band? sounds like a contradiction

Sounds like a hasty generalization

how many christian denomination really would approve of a harcore christian band? so where is this hasty generalization?

I have always wondered, are Christian bands any good? I mean I have heard of Christian pop, country etc groups, and can't help but think they would sound... not very good. Maybe they just should stick to traditional choirs.

good christian bands are Kansas, Barclay James Harvest, Wishbone Ash, Petra

Many band that can't make it, turn around and become "Christian Bands."

Ah, thank you for that information Finti, debbiejo, much appreciated.

Originally posted by finti
how many christian denomination really would approve of a harcore christian band? so where is this hasty generalization?

There are some denominations that I've been to that don't mind at all. I do agree that a lot wouldn't care for that stuff but it's still a hasty generalization. Course with Catholicism or Lutherans they set a pretty low standard for these kinds of things. Just another reason why I'm not Catholic or Lutheran.

try living in Arkansas and you wont consider it as a generalisation at all

I thought you lived in Norway

ever heard of living other places in the past?

Originally posted by finti
why aint I surprised, now wheres the beer

I'll like some Alize please.

Originally posted by finti
ever heard of living other places in the past?

NO

Sorry. As one of my teachers used to say "Never make assumptions." I'm still learning that one.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Some are nice.



Except for Finti....Don't let him provoke you.

good to see you have a grasp of reality there

Hey, this Christian chat room is getting boring....WHERE'S THE ENTERTAINMENT!......And I need a refill.

You want entertainment eh?! behold my dancing kirbys!!!
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OH...wow. Or something.

Looks like deer tracts......

So, what should we do in the Christian Hang out......I feel like dancing........But do Christians dance?????....and who will dance with poor little me??????

oh pleace dont let me have to quote Whitney Huston

Well, I guess I'll just sit here and watch everyone else.....Hmmmm..wonder what's on TV?....OH...someone just knocked at the door......coming......

knocking on heavens door?

Knock knock knocking on Heavens door........Hello.....

It's me.....

come on in.....

hi..i just realized about a week ago that kmc had a religion forum

Wow, A1, you're a little slow

I've decided to try posting here again....hopefully I can manage to not piss people off and get in a fight like what happens every time I come in here.....

Originally posted by Lana
Wow, A1, you're a little slow

I've decided to try posting here again....hopefully I can manage to not piss people off and get in a fight like what happens every time I come in here.....
youd be surprised how many forums i discovered aside from the GDF and OTF

well i promise if we argue Ms. Lana itll be in a very civil manner

okay... well im a Christian! and well I also work in a christian Ministry... double wow huh. yah i grew up in a christian outreach program. so hopefully I have something in common with all of you fine people take care for now

Originally posted by Lana
hopefully I can manage to not piss people off and get in a fight like what happens every time I come in here.....

HOW DARE YOU COME HERE!!!!!! FIGHT TIME!!!!!!!!

She was slumming....Maybe she'll make a donation at the door....there is a cover charge to this party......

Originally posted by a1hsauce
youd be surprised how many forums i discovered aside from the GDF and OTF

well i promise if we argue Ms. Lana itll be in a very civil manner

okay... well im a Christian! and well I also work in a christian Ministry... double wow huh. yah i grew up in a christian outreach program. so hopefully I have something in common with all of you fine people take care for now

You never told me that

Why do christians need their own hang-out? Its not like they will be persecuted on other threads

Muslims, Hindu, and Buddhists need more hangout threads.

why? so you can go there and tell them they are wrong about God?

no, so they can meet other people in their religions to talk to.

NO....This is the party room.....I'm still waiting for the entertainment....and Hey....where's the bartender????......I think I'll click on the TV.....I hear Outer Limits is on..........Hope God shows up....Oh yeah.....We here.....

yep

what is outer limits? is than on the scifi channel?

It's a show, and its also a roller coaster.

Originally posted by cking
Muslims, Hindu, and Buddhists need more hangout threads.

Then make some

I can't, it is beyond my boundaries to do so.

Hey LOOK...Oprah's on.....

no! turn it off.

why? we cant turn of christian church bells so.....................

Good, so Oprah stays on????....Shhhhh...it's a good one.....It's about a tree a snake and a woman.....

yeah ophra stuff them all the chubby liitle importance ***** that she is

Well, we could do something different other than watching Oprah in the room...

I don't like Oprah. She bores me

boring.

well then someone better think of something else to do in here.....I had suggested some music and dancing....but no one would dance with me...so clicked on the TV....now you all complain....

go ahead

We could play laser tag, or something.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
We could play laser tag, or something.

Laser tag......I know...how about "Truth or Dare?"

yeah lets play that game.

Well first we need a bottle to spin...and see who it points to...

ok spin the bottle then.

We need more people....but OK...here's a spin.....LOOK! It pointed to you....

Here's your question?......OH...gosh....I can't say it...... I can't say what I want to say......

OK...here's a pg13 question...have you read the whole Bible? If you don't answer truthfully, then you get a dare.......and you have to do it.

no, but I have read close to half of it.

OK...you spin the bottle...your turn.

it is spinning and it turns to you. so truth or dare?

Originally posted by cking
it is spinning and it turns to you. so truth or dare?

Depends....ask the question

Are you kiddos crazy?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you kiddos crazy?

Want to play too??????

WE NEED MORE PLAYERS

OK, so have you ever made a big scene in Church one time?

Originally posted by cking
OK, so have you ever made a big scene in Church one time?

NO....just laughed really loud at something funny alot....like at the Christmas decorations....they looked like they were breathing.....and I was so slap happy...I couldn't stop laughing.....

OK....I'll spin.

LOOK...it pointed at you again......

Here's your question......have you ever kissed a girl?

yes, one time in third grade.

OK, I spin and it points to you. have you ever been ridiculed at Church?

Originally posted by cking
OK, I spin and it points to you. have you ever been ridiculed at Church?

Yes, by other members....

OK....SPINNINGGGGGGGGGGG.....at you...

Here's your question....

Have you ever sang in front of the congregation?

no and I'm not planning on it despite I do have a descent voice. my sister has the best voice in my family. the bottle is spinning and it points at you again. have you ever been fired from a job?

Ok...I join for the sake of not being a christian.....and therefore being way cooler than anyone else here....except for finti...I am just cooler than him....

Originally posted by cking
no and I'm not planning on it despite I do have a descent voice. my sister has the best voice in my family. the bottle is spinning and it points at you again. have you ever been fired from a job?

I've sang in church in a group with 2 electric guitars, one acoustic, and drums for 2 years....

OK.....Yep, been fired from 2 jobs.....

SPINNINGGGGGGGGGGGGG....WHO WILL IT POINT TO NEXT...

cking...............hey burdock ask him a question...or a dare..

a dare I guess

Originally posted by cking
a dare I guess

OH a dare......are you afraid of his questions???????????? You really have to do what he says then.

A dare?.....Well what aboot write a PM to Raz....not too long but a few sentences.....

no

Originally posted by cking
no

haha good answer....I like you more and more....

Originally posted by Bardock42
A dare?.....Well what aboot write a PM to Raz....not too long but a few sentences.....


SPINNING.........wish finti was here to play too.....


It's landing on Burdock......want a truth or a dare?

Well Truth I guess......(may I add that this is a very Childish game....furthermore it is in the Religion Forum which makes it even stranger)

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well Truth I guess......(may I add that this is a very Childish game....furthermore it is in the Religion Forum which makes it even stranger)

DO YOU WANT A TRUTH OR DARE......

OK Burdock......hmmmmmmmmm....are you a virgin?

Yes....I stated that before....although....I don't believe in a god.....so maybe I am lying

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes....I stated that before....although....I don't believe in a god.....so maybe I am lying

I guess we'll never know

Originally posted by debbiejo
I guess we'll never know

true.....although...I am

Ok Spin the Bottlely .....points at Debbiejo...please cking...ask her a question....

And hurry, cause I got to get ready for class.

OK I will. have you ate so much at a restaurant and you got sick and puked in the restroom?

I got to get ready for bed

Originally posted by cking
OK I will. have you ate so much at a restaurant and you got sick and puked in the restroom?

Nope......

But I got to go......
got a class...

college in the summer?

Originally posted by cking
OK I will. have you ate so much at a restaurant and you got sick and puked in the restroom?

Actually yes

Only one time

do you want to play this game?

sure

ok it is spin the bottle game. kind of like truth or dare. ok I will start off, it is spinning and it points to you. truth or dare?

Truth

ok, have you ever been in a fight?

several

You guys.

This thread is moronic. "Spin the bottle"?

Imagine me taking a virtual shotgun. Okay, got that? Virtual shotgun loaded with virtual buckshot. Now imagine me aiming said virtual shotgun at this thread. Next, imagine me pulling the trigger of said virtual shotgun. Finally, imagine the virtual buckshot of said virtual shotgun discharging into this thread.

Thread closed for retarded...ness.

Youre boring.....I knew it....just can't play the game.....you must be hiding secrets you don't want us to ask you......You don't want to play spin the bottle with us...........you poor pathetic soul...

everyone must play.

Originally posted by FeceMan
You guys.

This thread is moronic. "Spin the bottle"?

Imagine me taking a virtual shotgun. Okay, got that? Virtual shotgun loaded with virtual buckshot. Now imagine me aiming said virtual shotgun at this thread. Next, imagine me pulling the trigger of said virtual shotgun. Finally, imagine the virtual buckshot of said virtual shotgun discharging into this thread.

Thread closed for retarded...ness.

Now! Now! Play nice

Originally posted by FeceMan
You guys.

This thread is moronic. "Spin the bottle"?

Imagine me taking a virtual shotgun. Okay, got that? Virtual shotgun loaded with virtual buckshot. Now imagine me aiming said virtual shotgun at this thread. Next, imagine me pulling the trigger of said virtual shotgun. Finally, imagine the virtual buckshot of said virtual shotgun discharging into this thread.

Thread closed for retarded...ness.

Take it 3easy...they are only christians.....

who want to play?

I thought feceman was a christian too......and he doesn't want to play....what a judgemental one.....bad bad feceman.

then imagine you missed it by the size of a barn

I think he lacks imagination..........that's why he missed.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Take it 3easy...they are only christians.....


Hey!

What's that suppose to mean?

Don't think christians have fun?

oh yes they do!

Of course they do


At least I do

I have fun all the time.

Christians are like everyone else....They have fun all the time....some of my best friends and I have a blast....It usually stays in the PG 13 range though....But....not all the time....OH NO....

true, they are like everyone else.