Chat with Maynard....

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Maynard-is-god
Well...heres my pet peeve...its being on here, and having to click back and forth and back and forth to see who pm'ed me...so this is just a thread i made for my own happyness, if you wanna chat with me, insted of pm'ing me, just talk here, unless its sexy...then pm me big grin

§P0oONY
I haven't PMed you.... 'lo biatch

Maynard-is-god
maybe i never wanted to pm you or get a pm from you ....i think i won that one

WickedTexasMomA
Everbody is a winner...they always say something like that to the loosers.

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
maybe i never wanted to pm you or get a pm from you ....i think i won that one

Don't worry, like I would PM you over others.... Punk

Maynard-is-god
no

DeRFmAn
dood just keep a window open specifically for your pms and just hit refresh

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
no

Aww. I'm sorry, want me to PM you?

JacopeX
isnt maynard in stupid.com

Maynard-is-god

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
no

Good yes

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by JacopeX
isnt maynard in stupid.com what mad maynard who? Maynard James Keenan? boy i will F*ck you up if you keep talking like that mad mad mad

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
what mad maynard who? Maynard James Keenan? boy i will F*ck you up if you keep talking like that mad mad mad

YEAH!!!! mad

Maynard-is-god

JacopeX
Sorry cause if u go to stupid.com, then stupid tv, youll see videos of Maynard. its a cartoon. Sorry i was wrong confused

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by JacopeX
Sorry cause if u go to stupid.com, then stupid tv, youll see videos of Maynard. its a cartoon. Sorry i was wrong confused you are lucky....yes...you.......are

JacopeX
chair

Maynard-is-god
im the guy with the chair...and you know it

JacopeX
beer Wat eva doog. I creamed you wit that chair. LOL

HimoKun
May wins because of mental disablities on the part of Jac.

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by HimoKun
May wins because of mental disablities on the part of Jac. yes

Piggle Humsy
swank

I haven't PM'd you but I just thought I'd pop in anyhoo...

wave

Maynard-is-god
thanks anywhoo

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Well...heres my pet peeve...its being on here, and having to click back and forth and back and forth to see who pm'ed me...so this is just a thread i made for my own happyness, if you wanna chat with me, insted of pm'ing me, just talk here, unless its sexy...then pm me big grin

You know what, I think you may have something...

silvertsume
hi maynard!!! big grin

LiL nAstY GirL
Hey big grin

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by silvertsume
hi maynard!!! big grin Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Hey big grin wussup ladies

jaden101
hry maynard...do you have any more of that jesus juice...that stuff is good...just stop touching my bum when i'm drinking it...

oops....maybe i should've pm'd this

laughing

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by jaden101
hry maynard...do you have any more of that jesus juice...that stuff is good...just stop touching my bum when i'm drinking it...

oops....maybe i should've pm'd this

laughing doh

Uneeklyconfused
im bored .... no expression

Mainstream
eyeone

Uneeklyconfused
like my sig.....? no expression

Maynard-is-god
yes

Jackie Malfoy
So what are we chating about my lord?jmpray

Maynard-is-god
we're chatting to me because i'm sick of pms

Jackie Malfoy
Oh I see.I love geting pms.So what's your plans for today>jm

Maynard-is-god
nothing

LiL nAstY GirL
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
wussup ladies

Not much you?

Maynard-is-god
absolutly nothing...just playing x box

§P0oONY
XBOX..... WOOOO!

Maynard-is-god
X box live..on halo 2...

§P0oONY
Halo2 *shivers* I need to get XBOX live

LiL nAstY GirL
sweet

Korri
Your not the real Maynard sad.

-Funky Punk-
hi

Maynard-is-god
wussupw

LiL nAstY GirL
So what are your plans for today?

Maynard-is-god
play x box and do nothing yes

LiL nAstY GirL
Kool

Maynard-is-god
how about you?

Anna85
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Well...heres my pet peeve...its being on here, and having to click back and forth and back and forth to see who pm'ed me...so this is just a thread i made for my own happyness, if you wanna chat with me, insted of pm'ing me, just talk here, unless its sexy...then pm me big grin

laughing out loud
why shold i PM u??? angel

Maynard-is-god
only if its a sexy pm

Maynard-is-god
back to main page please

Maynard-is-god
and again

Neo_Version 7
What's up, May?

You cool?

Maynard-is-god
not much....yeah i'm cool

Neo_Version 7
That's cool when you're cool.

Maynard-is-god
it is cool when i'm cool being cool and all......cool

Mr Parker
Okay lets chat with Maynard.how goes you Maynard? big grin

LiL nAstY GirL
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
how about you?

I was suppose to go to the mall, but things got crazy. Last night was horrible.

JacopeX
Originally posted by HimoKun
May wins because of mental disablities on the part of Jac.

Shut the hell up mad miffed

RagnaViper
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
what mad maynard who? Maynard James Keenan? boy i will F*ck you up if you keep talking like that mad mad mad

This is why no one should ever screw with a Tool fanboy. =D

Maynard-is-god
yes mmmhmmm

Maynard-is-god
dont ever mess with maynard

Uneeklyconfused
Show some more pics yes hyper



shifty....

Maynard-is-god
ugh....fine....this will take me a while, but my next post on this thread will be a pic of me....ok?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
ugh....fine....this will take me a while, but my next post on this thread will be a pic of me....ok?

hyper ...superhyper


faint...... eek!

Maynard-is-god
first try

Uneeklyconfused
i have just drooled, literally........

*wipes drool from mouth*

are you naked eek! ....hyper

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
i have just drooled, literally........

*wipes drool from mouth*

are you naked eek! ....hyper wink maybe...heres one from a long time ago that i took for lindsey (my gf) i'm not as skinny looking here

silvertsume
omfg!! take it all off!!!!

silvertsume
how sexiiii...! ^^ droolio

Maynard-is-god
I have taken nudes but i cant post them here

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by silvertsume
omfg!! take it all off!!!!

yea what she said ....hyper...


droolio....


More more more hyper

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
I have taken nudes but i cant post them here

well you know where my Pm button is shifty




naughty

Maynard-is-god
can't take it off here on kmc

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
well you know where my Pm button is shifty




naughty serious?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
serious?

absolutly yes ... wink

Maynard-is-god
ok, you asked for itOriginally posted by Uneeklyconfused
absolutly yes ... wink

silvertsume
u hav nudes..?!... droolio omg.. i want sum...

Englishpin@pple
this is not gay in anyway but....

nice abe's (is that how u spell it?)

silvertsume
uneeky.. u will hav 2 share these with me..... shifty

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
ok, you asked for it

hyper ......

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by silvertsume
uneeky.. u will hav 2 share these with me..... shifty

laughing out loud.....shifty

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
this is not gay in anyway but....

nice abe's (is that how u spell it?)

Abs ....

silvertsume
.. yummy... shifty

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by silvertsume
.. yummy... shifty

yes ....hyper


im soo excited ...hyper

Englishpin@pple
in another not gay moment..

only if i was a girl.....

silvertsume
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
yes ....hyper


im soo excited ...hyper me 2.. big grin

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
in another not gay moment..

only if i was a girl..... eek! thats the first time i have been asked out by a gay guy laughing

silvertsume
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
in another not gay moment..

only if i was a girl..... u can still be excitined... shifty experimenting is perfectly normal... shifty

Maynard-is-god
if you wanna see this pic, i'm gonna need e-mail address because i cant figure out how to do it in pm's

silvertsume
fox2sipseven1@aol.com yes eek! prreeetttyyy plz!!

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
if you wanna see this pic, i'm gonna need e-mail address because i cant figure out how to do it in pm's

ill tell u but i dont want the pics

go to www.imageshack.us and click browse and when u find

the pic u like copy the "fourm hotlink" then paste to a post

Maynard-is-god
sent ladies

Uneeklyconfused
oh my F***ing GOD ...hyper....


Maynard marry me no expression

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
oh my F***ing GOD ...hyper....


Maynard marry me no expression

*sniff* so this is who you've been with. cry

what did i do to deserve this?

Maynard-is-god
laughing

silvertsume
.......... droolio

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
laughing

why are you laughing ...erm im serious ....Marry me no expression

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by silvertsume
.......... droolio

mind if i join you ...?...droolio

Maynard-is-god
I'm already taken

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
why are you laughing ...erm im serious ....Marry me no expression

i want a divorce and the dog

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
I'm already taken

SO !!!!!

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
i want a divorce and the dog


love......ill always love you Will .....hug.....

silvertsume
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
mind if i join you ...?...droolio i think... im... going... to ... orgasm...... laughing out loud

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
SO !!!!!




love......ill always love you Will .....hug..... YOU TWO TIMING

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
SO !!!!!




love......ill always love you Will .....hug.....

or do u just luv the sex?

do u think i forgot that time u called me fred in bed?

(jk i luvs u 2)

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by silvertsume
i think... im... going... to ... orgasm...... laughing out loud

iv just had to change my pants embarrasment .....

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
YOU TWO TIMING

its an open relationship stick out tongue


seriously tho .....Maynard ...naughty....

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
iv just had to change my pants embarrasment .....



its an open relationship stick out tongue


seriously tho .....Maynard ...naughty.... you can be my online affair

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
or do u just luv the sex?

do u think i forgot that time u called me fred in bed?

(jk i luvs u 2)

fred?...wasnt it Ben ? ....shrug

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
iv just had to change my pants embarrasment .....



its an open relationship stick out tongue


seriously tho .....Maynard ...naughty....

yeah, keeps the sex fresh

lol

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
you can be my online affair

hyper...can Silverts join? ...shifty....

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
fred?...wasnt it Ben ? ....shrug

cry

silvertsume
eek! pick me! pick me!!

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
yeah, keeps the sex fresh

lol

stop telling our secrets ....whistle

Maynard-is-god
Uneek and silver are my two online affairs

a1hsauce
EJACULATION!!!!

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by a1hsauce
EJACULATION!!!! yes

silvertsume
did u c it a1...... droolio .. ??

a1hsauce
laughing out loud soo much fun yes

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Uneek and silver are my two online affairs

eek!.....superhyper.... faint








naughty

a1hsauce
Originally posted by silvertsume
did u c it a1...... droolio .. ??

shifty maybeh

Uneeklyconfused
My new screen saver ...droolio.....


kidding

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by a1hsauce
shifty maybeh i dont think he saw it

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
My new screen saver ...droolio.....


kidding eek! that would be sweet

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i dont think he saw it

lol ..it would be weirdass if he did erm ....


Got any more....hyper.....eek!...

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
eek! that would be sweet

Maybe later .....shifty

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lol ..it would be weirdass if he did erm ....


Got any more....hyper.....eek!... nope...

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
nope...

no expression......sadwalk

Uneeklyconfused
hmm...i might as well return the favour ....


y'know ..if you want .... roll eyes (sarcastic) ....

a1hsauce
confused saw what?

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
hmm...i might as well return the favour ....


y'know ..if you want .... roll eyes (sarcastic) .... eek! heck yes

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
eek! heck yes

ill email it big grin shifty

a1hsauce
Originally posted by a1hsauce
confused saw what?
!!!!!damn it

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by a1hsauce
!!!!!damn it

hug......laughing out loud..dont worry

a1hsauce
embarrasment

Maynard-is-god
belive me...you dont want to see it

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by a1hsauce
embarrasment

....shifty.....passion

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
belive me...you dont want to see it

im looking at it again .......droolio

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
belive me...you dont want to see it
SEE WHAT!!!!!?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
....shifty.....passion
WE still havent done that in a while shifty

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by a1hsauce
SEE WHAT!!!!!?


WE still havent done that in a while shifty I was talking to a1 about seeing the pic i sent you ladies wink

a1hsauce
oh blink

Maynard-is-god
oh man....so excited for uneeks pic

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by a1hsauce
SEE WHAT!!!!!?


WE still havent done that in a while shifty

your right ....


soon...shifty....
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
oh man....so excited for uneeks pic

im in love with the Natural clothes .....shifty....

oh i sent it embarrasment

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
your right ....


soon...shifty....


im in love with the Natural clothes .....shifty....

oh i sent it embarrasment OMFG uneek i love you, will you be my online wife? You are dead sexy....i'll be right back...i have to...inspect this pic shifty

a1hsauce
confused

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
OMFG uneek i love you, will you be my online wife? You are dead sexy....i'll be right back...i have to...inspect this pic shifty

my turn to laugh laughing...


Originally posted by a1hsauce
confused


seriously Allyn dont worry .... wink

Maynard-is-god
hahaha

Uneeklyconfused
hey Maynard swank

silvertsume
hey *looks down* maynard...

Maynard-is-god
hi wink

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