Chat with Maynard....
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Maynard-is-god
Well...heres my pet peeve...its being on here, and having to click back and forth and back and forth to see who pm'ed me...so this is just a thread i made for my own happyness, if you wanna chat with me, insted of pm'ing me, just talk here, unless its sexy...then pm me

§P0oONY
I haven't PMed you.... 'lo biatch
Maynard-is-god
maybe i never wanted to pm you or get a pm from you ....i think i won that one
WickedTexasMomA
Everbody is a winner...they always say something like that to the loosers.
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
maybe i never wanted to pm you or get a pm from you ....i think i won that one
Don't worry, like I would PM you over others.... Punk
DeRFmAn
dood just keep a window open specifically for your pms and just hit refresh
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Aww. I'm sorry, want me to PM you?
JacopeX
isnt maynard in stupid.com
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Good

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by JacopeX
isnt maynard in stupid.com what

maynard who? Maynard James Keenan? boy i will F*ck you up if you keep talking like that

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
what

maynard who? Maynard James Keenan? boy i will F*ck you up if you keep talking like that
YEAH!!!!

JacopeX
Sorry cause if u go to stupid.com, then stupid tv, youll see videos of Maynard. its a cartoon. Sorry i was wrong

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by JacopeX
Sorry cause if u go to stupid.com, then stupid tv, youll see videos of Maynard. its a cartoon. Sorry i was wrong

you are lucky....yes...you.......are
Maynard-is-god
im the guy with the chair...and you know it
JacopeX

Wat eva doog. I creamed you wit that chair. LOL
HimoKun
May wins because of mental disablities on the part of Jac.
Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by HimoKun
May wins because of mental disablities on the part of Jac.

Piggle Humsy
swank
I haven't PM'd you but I just thought I'd pop in anyhoo...
wave
Maynard-is-god
thanks anywhoo
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Well...heres my pet peeve...its being on here, and having to click back and forth and back and forth to see who pm'ed me...so this is just a thread i made for my own happyness, if you wanna chat with me, insted of pm'ing me, just talk here, unless its sexy...then pm me
You know what, I think you may have something...
silvertsume
hi maynard!!!

LiL nAstY GirL
Hey

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by silvertsume
hi maynard!!!

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Hey

wussup ladies
jaden101
hry maynard...do you have any more of that jesus juice...that stuff is good...just stop touching my bum when i'm drinking it...
oops....maybe i should've pm'd this

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by jaden101
hry maynard...do you have any more of that jesus juice...that stuff is good...just stop touching my bum when i'm drinking it...
oops....maybe i should've pm'd this

doh
Uneeklyconfused
im bored ....

Uneeklyconfused
like my sig.....?

Jackie Malfoy
So what are we chating about my lord?jmpray
Maynard-is-god
we're chatting to me because i'm sick of pms
Jackie Malfoy
Oh I see.I love geting pms.So what's your plans for today>jm
LiL nAstY GirL
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
wussup ladies
Not much you?
Maynard-is-god
absolutly nothing...just playing x box
Maynard-is-god
X box live..on halo 2...
§P0oONY
Halo2 *shivers* I need to get XBOX live
Korri
Your not the real Maynard

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LiL nAstY GirL
So what are your plans for today?
Maynard-is-god
play x box and do nothing

Maynard-is-god
how about you?
Anna85
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Well...heres my pet peeve...its being on here, and having to click back and forth and back and forth to see who pm'ed me...so this is just a thread i made for my own happyness, if you wanna chat with me, insted of pm'ing me, just talk here, unless its sexy...then pm me

why shold i PM u???

Maynard-is-god
only if its a sexy pm
Maynard-is-god
back to main page please
Neo_Version 7
What's up, May?
You cool?
Maynard-is-god
not much....yeah i'm cool
Neo_Version 7
That's cool when you're cool.
Maynard-is-god
it is cool when i'm cool being cool and all......cool
Mr Parker
Okay lets chat with Maynard.how goes you Maynard?

LiL nAstY GirL
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
how about you?
I was suppose to go to the mall, but things got crazy. Last night was horrible.
JacopeX
Originally posted by HimoKun
May wins because of mental disablities on the part of Jac.
Shut the hell up

RagnaViper
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
what

maynard who? Maynard James Keenan? boy i will F*ck you up if you keep talking like that
This is why no one should ever screw with a Tool fanboy. =D
Maynard-is-god

mmmhmmm
Maynard-is-god
dont ever mess with maynard
Uneeklyconfused
Show some more pics

hyper

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Maynard-is-god
ugh....fine....this will take me a while, but my next post on this thread will be a pic of me....ok?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
ugh....fine....this will take me a while, but my next post on this thread will be a pic of me....ok?
hyper ...superhyper
faint......

Uneeklyconfused
i have just drooled, literally........
*wipes drool from mouth*
are you naked

....hyper
Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
i have just drooled, literally........
*wipes drool from mouth*
are you naked

....hyper

maybe...heres one from a long time ago that i took for lindsey (my gf) i'm not as skinny looking here
silvertsume
omfg!! take it all off!!!!
silvertsume
how sexiiii...! ^^ droolio
Maynard-is-god
I have taken nudes but i cant post them here
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by silvertsume
omfg!! take it all off!!!!
yea what she said ....hyper...
droolio....
More more more hyper
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
I have taken nudes but i cant post them here
well you know where my Pm button is
naughty
Maynard-is-god
can't take it off here on kmc
Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
well you know where my Pm button is
naughty serious?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
serious?
absolutly

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Maynard-is-god
ok, you asked for itOriginally posted by Uneeklyconfused
absolutly

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silvertsume
u hav nudes..?!... droolio omg.. i want sum...
Englishpin@pple
this is not gay in anyway but....
nice abe's (is that how u spell it?)
silvertsume
uneeky.. u will hav 2 share these with me.....

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
ok, you asked for it
hyper ......
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by silvertsume
uneeky.. u will hav 2 share these with me.....

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Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
this is not gay in anyway but....
nice abe's (is that how u spell it?)
Abs ....
silvertsume
.. yummy...

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by silvertsume
.. yummy...

....hyper
im soo excited ...hyper
Englishpin@pple
in another not gay moment..
only if i was a girl.....
silvertsume
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused

....hyper
im soo excited ...hyper me 2..

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
in another not gay moment..
only if i was a girl.....

thats the first time i have been asked out by a gay guy

silvertsume
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
in another not gay moment..
only if i was a girl..... u can still be excitined...

experimenting is perfectly normal...

Maynard-is-god
if you wanna see this pic, i'm gonna need e-mail address because i cant figure out how to do it in pm's
silvertsume
fox2sipseven1@aol.com

prreeetttyyy plz!!
Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
if you wanna see this pic, i'm gonna need e-mail address because i cant figure out how to do it in pm's
ill tell u but i dont want the pics
go to www.imageshack.us and click browse and when u find
the pic u like copy the "fourm hotlink" then paste to a post
Maynard-is-god
sent ladies
Uneeklyconfused
oh my F***ing GOD ...hyper....
Maynard marry me

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
oh my F***ing GOD ...hyper....
Maynard marry me
*sniff* so this is who you've been with. cry
what did i do to deserve this?
silvertsume
.......... droolio
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
why are you laughing ...

im serious ....Marry me

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by silvertsume
.......... droolio
mind if i join you ...?...droolio
Maynard-is-god
I'm already taken
Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
why are you laughing ...

im serious ....Marry me
i want a divorce and the dog
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
I'm already taken
SO !!!!!
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
i want a divorce and the dog

......ill always love you Will .....hug.....
silvertsume
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
mind if i join you ...?...droolio i think... im... going... to ... orgasm......

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
SO !!!!!

......ill always love you Will .....hug..... YOU TWO TIMING
Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
SO !!!!!

......ill always love you Will .....hug.....
or do u just luv the sex?
do u think i forgot that time u called me fred in bed?
(jk i luvs u 2)
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by silvertsume
i think... im... going... to ... orgasm......
iv just had to change my pants

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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
YOU TWO TIMING
its an open relationship
seriously tho .....Maynard ...naughty....
Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
iv just had to change my pants

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its an open relationship
seriously tho .....Maynard ...naughty.... you can be my online affair
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
or do u just luv the sex?
do u think i forgot that time u called me fred in bed?
(jk i luvs u 2)
fred?...wasnt it Ben ? ....shrug
Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
iv just had to change my pants

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its an open relationship
seriously tho .....Maynard ...naughty....
yeah, keeps the sex fresh
lol
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
you can be my online affair
hyper...can Silverts join? ...

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Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
fred?...wasnt it Ben ? ....shrug
cry
silvertsume

pick me! pick me!!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
yeah, keeps the sex fresh
lol
stop telling our secrets ....

Maynard-is-god
Uneek and silver are my two online affairs
Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by a1hsauce
EJACULATION!!!!

silvertsume
did u c it a1...... droolio .. ??
a1hsauce

soo much fun

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Uneek and silver are my two online affairs

.....superhyper.... faint
naughty
a1hsauce
Originally posted by silvertsume
did u c it a1...... droolio .. ??

maybeh
Uneeklyconfused
My new screen saver ...droolio.....
kidding
Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by a1hsauce

maybeh i dont think he saw it
Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
My new screen saver ...droolio.....
kidding

that would be sweet
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i dont think he saw it
lol ..it would be weirdass if he did

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Got any more....hyper.....

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Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god

that would be sweet
Maybe later .....

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lol ..it would be weirdass if he did

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Got any more....hyper.....

... nope...
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
nope...

......sadwalk
Uneeklyconfused
hmm...i might as well return the favour ....
y'know ..if you want ....

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a1hsauce

saw what?
Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
hmm...i might as well return the favour ....
y'know ..if you want ....

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heck yes
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god

heck yes
ill email it

a1hsauce
Originally posted by a1hsauce

saw what?
!!!!!damn it
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by a1hsauce
!!!!!damn it
hug......

..dont worry
Maynard-is-god
belive me...you dont want to see it
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by a1hsauce
....

.....passion
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
belive me...you dont want to see it
im looking at it again .......droolio
a1hsauce
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
belive me...you dont want to see it
SEE WHAT!!!!!?
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
....

.....passion
WE still havent done that in a while

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by a1hsauce
SEE WHAT!!!!!?
WE still havent done that in a while

I was talking to a1 about seeing the pic i sent you ladies

a1hsauce
oh

Maynard-is-god
oh man....so excited for uneeks pic
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by a1hsauce
SEE WHAT!!!!!?
WE still havent done that in a while
your right ....
soon...

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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
oh man....so excited for uneeks pic
im in love with the Natural clothes .....

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oh i sent it

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
your right ....
soon...

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im in love with the Natural clothes .....

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oh i sent it

OMFG uneek i love you, will you be my online wife? You are dead sexy....i'll be right back...i have to...inspect this pic

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
OMFG uneek i love you, will you be my online wife? You are dead sexy....i'll be right back...i have to...inspect this pic
my turn to laugh

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Originally posted by a1hsauce
seriously Allyn dont worry ....

Uneeklyconfused
hey Maynard swank
silvertsume
hey *looks down* maynard...
Maynard-is-god
hi

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