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Well, is been more than a year since my last sidekick was seen on the boards. So I need a new one. Where ever you are Tiny Tim I missed you.

Okay here are the requirements:

1.Must be KMC member

2.Doesn't mind eating at Mc Donalds

3.Must be online on weekends (which is when I'm not on the boards)

4.Nationality isn't important.

5. Sex....

6. Must be at least 2 years or older.

If you can meet with these demand please send me your application. And remenber the fight agaisn't crime never ends!

To the Batcave! batman

who better than the BROWN BARON himself as a side kick Mr. Dancer ((just picture that smilie in brown ))

wtf is this thread

I'm always at KMC since I have no life.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
who better than the BROWN BARON himself as a side kick Mr. Dancer ((just picture that smilie in brown ))

Hmm....we will take you application into consideration. We will call you back.

i'll apply

wd's british sidekick

Originally posted by WindDancer
Well, is been more than a year since my last sidekick was seen on the boards. So I need a new one. Where ever you are Tiny Tim I missed you.

Okay here are the requirements:

1.Must be KMC member

2.Doesn't mind eating at Mc Donalds

3.Must be online on weekends (which is when I'm not on the boards)

4.Nationality isn't important.

5. Sex....

6. Must be at least 2 years or older.

If you can meet with these demand please send me your application. And remenber the fight agaisn't crime never ends!

To the Batcave! batman

Batman!!!!

Originally posted by WindDancer
Hmm....we will take you application into consideration. We will call you back.
HELL YES!!!!

*cough* might I add i'm also from HOLLYWOOD soooo I know the ropes of the super hero life..*pulls pants up to nipples*

Originally posted by WindDancer
Well, is been more than a year since my last sidekick was seen on the boards. So I need a new one. Where ever you are Tiny Tim I missed you.

Okay here are the requirements:

1.Must be KMC member

2.Doesn't mind eating at Mc Donalds

3.Must be online on weekends (which is when I'm not on the boards)

4.Nationality isn't important.

5. Sex....

6. Must be at least 2 years or older.

If you can meet with these demand please send me your application. And remenber the fight agaisn't crime never ends!

To the Batcave! batman

I don't know if I can help you with number 6 but...

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'm always at KMC since I have no life.

Your dedication is always appreciated.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
*cough* might I add i'm also from HOLLYWOOD soooo I know the ropes of the super hero life..*pulls pants up to nipples*

PLEASe stop with the Killer wedgie fear....

wedgie

Originally posted by Storm
wedgie

I want to apply I am always on weekened and week I am older than two years and I have always liked batman since I was 3. I love the new batman movie to.

just one question, is the picture with real people...

Originally posted by WindDancer
Well, is been more than a year since my last sidekick was seen on the boards. So I need a new one. Where ever you are Tiny Tim I missed you.

Okay here are the requirements:

1.Must be KMC member

2.Doesn't mind eating at Mc Donalds

3.Must be online on weekends (which is when I'm not on the boards)

4.Nationality isn't important.

5. Sex....

6. Must be at least 2 years or older.

If you can meet with these demand please send me your application. And remenber the fight agaisn't crime never ends!

To the Batcave! batman

I'm here WD...what's my job?

Hey..copycat...I had a thread like this...and YOU never applied.

Originally posted by WindDancer
Well, is been more than a year since my last sidekick was seen on the boards. So I need a new one. Where ever you are Tiny Tim I missed you.

Okay here are the requirements:

1.Must be KMC member

2.Doesn't mind eating at Mc Donalds

3.Must be online on weekends (which is when I'm not on the boards)

4.Nationality isn't important.

5. Sex....

6. Must be at least 2 years or older.

If you can meet with these demand please send me your application. And remenber the fight agaisn't crime never ends!

To the Batcave! batman
DO I WIN? I wanna apply

WD Needs a New Sidekick?

Okay, here it goes *kicks WD in the ribs*

TTH your new siggy made me laugh.


Originally posted by Da Moose

Hey..copycat...I had a thread like this...and YOU never applied.

Where? I always look at your threads. And found nothing. But I'll be your sidekick if you let me be your sidekick....














....

Originally posted by WindDancer
TTH your new siggy made me laugh.




Where? I always look at your threads. And found nothing. But I'll be your sidekick if you let me be your sidekick....














....
Ok....we can be the Redundant twins...

I win

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
I win

WHY? Cos you have boobs?

I dont have any boobs.

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
I dont have any boobs.

I beg your pardon?

I've seen your pics...you have boobs.

nice ones even.

How did this thread turn into boob talk?

who needs an assistant? what?

I should really read the first post on threads. . .

Hey Boobs are a plus in the application. Bigger Boobs is an even bigger plus!

I love Eating at McDonalds! I think I'm right for the Job!

im a lazy person. do i win a prize?

Originally posted by WindDancer
Well, is been more than a year since my last sidekick was seen on the boards. So I need a new one. Where ever you are Tiny Tim I missed you.

Okay here are the requirements:

1.Must be KMC member

2.Doesn't mind eating at Mc Donalds

3.Must be online on weekends (which is when I'm not on the boards)

4.Nationality isn't important.

5. Sex....

6. Must be at least 2 years or older.

If you can meet with these demand please send me your application. And remenber the fight agaisn't crime never ends!

To the Batcave! batman Damn age groups

WD..... I can get boobs...... ........

Originally posted by Da Moose
I beg your pardon?

I've seen your pics...you have boobs.

nice ones even.

How did this thread turn into boob talk?
Are you kidding me? Wow, The only person that's told me that is Daniel. I wish they were bigger, and I dont mean BOOB JOB LOOKING bigger, I mean at least a C.. That'd make my year. But hey, Im stuck with mosquito bites. Thanks for the compliment though Originally posted by WindDancer
Hey Boobs are a plus in the application. Bigger Boobs is an even bigger plus!


WD, just for laughs, you should make a REAL question/answer application form and put it on here so we can all fill it out

@ your service!I love anything

Originally posted by WindDancer
Well, is been more than a year since my last sidekick was seen on the boards. So I need a new one. Where ever you are Tiny Tim I missed you.

Okay here are the requirements:

1.Must be KMC member

2.Doesn't mind eating at Mc Donalds

3.Must be online on weekends (which is when I'm not on the boards)

4.Nationality isn't important.

5. Sex....

6. Must be at least 2 years or older.

If you can meet with these demand please send me your application. And remenber the fight agaisn't crime never ends!

To the Batcave! batman aw.. i hate mc donalds... glare or else id apply.

Thank you to all the applicants. We will be calling you soon.

its not to late to be your assistant is it?
cause i'd kill to be your assistant!!!
i'd even kill my hero
*stabs TTH*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I love Eating at McDonalds! I think I'm right for the Job!

I misread that as :

"I love Eating at McDonalds! I think I'm doing a boob Job"

awwww...I cant be a sidekick as I dont think I would know how to..sidekick ....but...Ill sit her an admire all the greatness that is our KMC batman batman

eyes May I apply?

Yes...what better for Batman's sidekick than Spidergrl?

exactly

Sure! Applications are always accepted.

Originally posted by WindDancer
Sure! Applications are always accepted.

Anyway to get to the top of the que? flirt

You must work you way from the bottom to the top.

wow i would do it

Originally posted by WindDancer
You must work you way from the bottom to the top.


hoe ... i mean ... how?

i already graduated from being a b*tch, errr sidekick.....and i normally fight alone but if WD and his b*tch needs backup, don't hesitat to call


WuTa OUT!!!!!! shuriken

I can be your new sidekick!

I love Batman!

I have two tickets to Batman Begins and if you pick me I'll take you eyes

I love your sig droolio
Batman is so sexy!

Oh, uh, WD forgot to mention this, but whoever the sidekick ends up being has to give me favors of a sensual nature - This includes massages of the feet, back and other extremities...also, complimenting me is a must, oh yeah....you also have to wear a shirt that says "I had sex with BackFire and all I got was this lousy vinerial disease".

I also reserve the right to make other demands that must be followed when the time comes...I mean...WD reserves the right....yeah.

Originally posted by dark1365
Yes...what better for Batman's sidekick than Spidergrl?

Pfffft! BlackCat is so much better, I'm super hot and sexy, and in a leather costume!

Spidergrl: Watch it sister. I'm BlackC@t, and I just crossed your path diva

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Are you kidding me? Wow, The only person that's told me that is Daniel. I wish they were bigger, and I dont mean BOOB JOB LOOKING bigger, I mean at least a C.. That'd make my year. But hey, Im stuck with mosquito bites. Thanks for the compliment though


No, really, I like them. I wouldn't call them mosquito bites at all!

This is a very strange conversation to be having.

This reminds me of Spoony's

"Who wants to be my *****?" thread.

Originally posted by WindDancer
Thank you to all the applicants. We will be calling you soon.
Alriiight..what kinda call?
Originally posted by BackFire
Oh, uh, WD forgot to mention this, but whoever the sidekick ends up being has to give me favors of a sensual nature - This includes massages of the feet, back and other extremities...also, complimenting me is a must, oh yeah....you also have to wear a shirt that says "I had sex with BackFire and all I got was this lousy vinerial disease".

I also reserve the right to make other demands that must be followed when the time comes...I mean...WD reserves the right....yeah.
I can do all that.Originally posted by Da Moose
No, really, I like them. I wouldn't call them mosquito bites at all!

This is a very strange conversation to be having.
Yes it is

Originally posted by spidergrl
hoe ... i mean ... how?

Oh you'll have simple assignments. Like take the Batmobile to the Car Wash. Or polish the Batsignal..etc..etc...just minimal easy jobs.

I want the job of being an admirer

hmm, different offer...you can be my Sidekick...I saw you acting a little...you are decent, I guess I'd take syou...you want the job?

Originally posted by WindDancer
Oh you'll have simple assignments. Like take the Batmobile to the Car Wash. Or polish the Batsignal..etc..etc...just minimal easy jobs.

I can do that!

And I'll bring you back an extra little ... something ... eyes

I could probably do everything on the list.... if you really wanted to

Step aside all of you, we all know he needs a russian side kick, pick me and i'm yours

pfft

eyes

pffft yourself

I shall not! schmoll

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel


I can do all that.


Get inline, missy!

? Man you know this is no application thread this is a kiss up thread. Like any one cares...

Hmm......I think I cannot accept you as Sidekick...you need to long to respond......

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Get inline, missy!
schmoll.... Well, On second thought...Otay! *Stands in line*

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
schmoll.... Well, On second thought...Otay! *Stands in line*


You can ALL stand aside....WD wants sexy...?

Then he wants me.

Besides, I look fabulous in sidekick gear.

Originally posted by Da Moose
You can ALL stand aside....WD wants sexy...?

Then he wants me.

Besides, I look fabulous in sidekick gear.
Cant disagree there...PICK HIM! *Points to Da Moose*

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Cant disagree there...PICK HIM! *Points to Da Moose*

Oh Kelly you flatterer.

so, how are you?

Originally posted by WindDancer
Well, is been more than a year since my last sidekick was seen on the boards. So I need a new one. Where ever you are Tiny Tim I missed you.

Okay here are the requirements:

1.Must be KMC member

2.Doesn't mind eating at Mc Donalds

3.Must be online on weekends (which is when I'm not on the boards)

4.Nationality isn't important.

5. Sex....

6. Must be at least 2 years or older.

If you can meet with these demand please send me your application. And remenber the fight agaisn't crime never ends!

To the Batcave! batman What does it pay?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh Kelly you flatterer.

so, how are you?
That's what I do best!

Im good, how about you, cutie?

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
That's what I do best!

Im good, how about you, cutie?

I'm stressed beyond belief. Work is crazy...it's hot...I have deadlines...ugh...I hate it.

Originally posted by Da Moose
I'm stressed beyond belief. Work is crazy...it's hot...I have deadlines...ugh...I hate it.
Sorry to hear it. At least you have things to do..Im stuck here doing NOTHING. I dont want to get a job, even though I NEED TO. Life sucks sometimes.

Originally posted by WindDancer
Thank you to all the applicants. We will be calling you soon. Then why aren't you calling me

*Phone rings*

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
*Phone rings*

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Sorry to hear it. At least you have things to do..Im stuck here doing NOTHING. I dont want to get a job, even though I NEED TO. Life sucks sometimes.

At least you're sexy.

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis


Originally posted by Da Moose
At least you're sexy.
Lol you're the sweetest KMC guy :P

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel


Lol you're the sweetest KMC guy :P

So sweet I'll give you a cavity!

Originally posted by Da Moose
So sweet I'll give you a cavity! Have to be careful how much we suck on you then

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Have to be careful how much we suck on you then

Hey hey babeh...don't let cavities stop you.
hug

Originally posted by Da Moose
Hey hey babeh...don't let cavities stop you.
hug hey love hug

I won't...don't worry about that droolio

Originally posted by Da Moose
So sweet I'll give you a cavity!

Originally posted by WindDancer
Well, is been more than a year since my last sidekick was seen on the boards. So I need a new one. Where ever you are Tiny Tim I missed you.

Okay here are the requirements:

1.Must be KMC member

2.Doesn't mind eating at Mc Donalds

3.Must be online on weekends (which is when I'm not on the boards)

4.Nationality isn't important.

5. Sex....

6. Must be at least 2 years or older.

If you can meet with these demand please send me your application. And remenber the fight agaisn't crime never ends!

To the Batcave! batman

1. Yes... I am a member

2. Mc Donalds can be a part of any healthy diet..

3. I'm on everyday.... and so are my jokes.... renske

4. Wooo.... I'm from the isle of nationality

5. ... droolio Plus I will get breast implants

6. Ah screw it.... unless.... Since I am a relavitly new member.. I am easily manipulated and will be easly molded in to the perfect side-kick...

7. Nuna nuna nuna nuna WindDancer! Nuna nuna nuna nuna WindDancer! WindDancer WindDancer!... and Spooony...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
hey love hug

I won't...don't worry about that droolio

I'm stressed....cry

Um....

*Robots*

*beatboxes to m4d roboting*

1: DONE

2. I'm lobbying for them to make a Mc Moose burger...so yeah...

3. Can't do that...but I can PRETEND to be here.

4. I'm a fecking moose...

5. Sure, I'd love some, thanks!

6. I'm like 478 in moose years...

Originally posted by Da Moose
I'm stressed....cry *lays him down on a convinient sofa and feeds him grapes*

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
*beatboxes to m4d roboting*
laughing

Originally posted by Fionnuala
*lays him down on a convinient sofa and feeds him grapes*

There's a sofa here?

*looks around*

Originally posted by Da Moose
There's a sofa here? Apparently.. ..maybe it's a new feature?

There is now!

*Sits down and waits in line*
Where the hell is that WD? Is he giving "special" interviews?

So what kind of side kick is needed???

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Apparently.. ..maybe it's a new feature?

Well.....good God, where is the bed then?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Well.....good God, where is the bed then? Oh look....it's just behind you ...how useful...

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
There is now!

*Sits down and waits in line*
Where the hell is that WD? Is he giving "special" interviews?

I had mine...

*adjusts makeup and does up shirt*

He should pick me

*arrives in batmobile*

Hmm...quite a lot of applicants. Hold my all my phone calls.

*goes out to lunch*

Originally posted by Da Moose
I had mine...

*adjusts makeup and does up shirt*
Damn it! Show me how it went! Mwhaha.

Originally posted by WindDancer
*arrives in batmobile*

Hmm...quite a lot of applicants. Hold my all my phone calls.

*goes out to lunch*
Yayyy woohoo

*Waits for him to return. Wishes she had a batmobile*

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
*Waits for him to return. Wishes she had a batmobile* You can have a catmobile

Really?

Let's make one

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Damn it! Show me how it went! Mwhaha.


Yayyy woohoo

Show you?

*undoes his shirt buttons again*

But you have to get a batman costume on first... and um...have 3 days worth of stubble...and....you have to keep saying:

"Who's your daddy? What's my name bit'ch?"

*cough*

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Oh look....it's just behind you ...how useful...

Oh...yes...of course.

Amazing how things just sort of APPEAR whenever you need them.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Really?

Let's make one ...it will be fun Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh...yes...of course.

Amazing how things just sort of APPEAR whenever you need them. I know ..why do you think you appeared here?

*Starts to make a catmobile. It's purple, and black

It's got all kinds of gadgets inside, and it has room for kitties too. *

Originally posted by Da Moose
Show you?

*undoes his shirt buttons again*

But you have to get a batman costume on first... and um...have 3 days worth of stubble...and....you have to keep saying:

"Who's your daddy? What's my name bit'ch?"

*cough*
*Stares at your chest* DAMN! Watch out before I attempt to eat you.

Oh, oh I see. Well...I can picture and hear those images and noises in my head without having to see it in person....scared

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
*Starts to make a catmobile. It's purple, and black

It's got all kinds of gadgets inside, and it has room for kitties too. * Kitties

is it made out of card and masking tape or cups and pipe cleaners?

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
*Stares at your chest* DAMN! Watch out before I attempt to eat you.

Oh, oh I see. Well...I can picture and hear those images and noises in my head without having to see it in person....scared

It was demoralizing..... cry

And he smells like pickles....and Count Chocula... cry

Originally posted by Da Moose
It was demoralizing..... cry

And he smells like pickles....and Count Chocula... cry
*Rolls over laughing* Sorry..must've been disturbing!! *Huggles*

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Kitties

is it made out of card and masking tape or cups and pipe cleaners?

Sure

*laughs*

Anything else I should add?

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Sure

*laughs*

Anything else I should add? Ummm...a retractable mirror for checking make up ...and some sort of flame thrower thing should do it..

Thank you for your help.

Otherwise I would have been lost

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Thank you for your help.

Otherwise I would have been lost S'alright...catmobile's are my speciality..

what kind of car do you want?