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1. You say "bub" at the end of every sentence.

.....when you fantasize that YOU have super powers and have elaborate battles in your head how you would fare up against Wolverine

When you call your "manjuice" webbing

Put numbers in front of the sentences, please..

I am trying to make an list here.

When you get your a$$ kicked by JP when you were wearing a bat suit for Halloween.

5.You scream out Wonder Woman during sex

6. You use comicbook sound effects in actual sentences. (Zip! Pow! KerrRASH!)

7. When someone shows you their new emerald rock, you run away, shouting: "KRYPTONITE! AAARRGH!"

8.You call your boy/girlfriend your sidekick

9.You find nothing wrong with hanging out with little boys in your basement

10. When you really have nothing better to do than argue with other comic-people on the KMC Forums.....

11.You tell women "Wanna see my web shooter?"

12. You see nothing wrong with drastically mixing genres when writing.

13. You have a deadpool costume custom made...

14.You say"Looks like you hit the jackpot tiger"everytime you enter the door(When Spiderman meets Mary Jane for you ignorant fools)

15.Whenever you are trying to hide who you are,you put on glasses

16. When you tie a rope to a tree branch and try to swing like Spiderman then hit the tree.

Originally posted by Zahit
10. When you really have nothing better to do than argue with other comic-people on the KMC Forums.....

...funny because it's true.

...

and sad.

-DM

1. When your fictional amalgam is your best friend

2. When you're reading a war novel and they mention a sentry, and you expect him to rip someone in half or disintigrate them.

3. When you try to climb up a wall 'just in case'.

4. When you have counter-measures prepared if the Green Goblin ever attacks your house.

17. When you only find a guy hot when they are in a bat suit.
18. Every night you dream you have some type of super power
19. When all you want to do is role-play, so at least then you have super powers
20. Rather watch batman than go on a date
21. When you have dressed up as catwoman so many times you have lost count
22. When your neighbors think your weird because you always see you dress up as something
23. When guys date you, and they always have to ask you if you love them more than batman.. and the answer is always no

24. when you purchase multiple copies of a issue #1 when DC arbituarily starts over thier counting system cuz you think that it will be worth millions one day.( eg. the fact that throught history there has been at least a dozen superman #100's)

25. when you have elaborate yet funny ways to beat heroes. eg. let Smokey the bear stomp out human torch, sleeping gas banner and put a small jock strap on him and let you with an empty can of "acme knock out gas" the first thing he sees when he comes to and hulks out

26. when you put on a pair of glasses and are surprised when someone recognizes you.

27.When you think of all the places you would want to learn to teleport to
28. When you think that when someone is not looking you are invisible
29. When you refer to yourself by your characters names, and not your real name.
30. when you find yellow tights hot

31. when your collection is worth hunreds if not thousands of dolars and you realize that if you saved that money you could have bought a car

32.When you "pleasure" yourself to copies of Witchblade

33.When you try to throw cards at people during a fight

34.You buy red and black and contacts

35.You try to heat hot dogs with your eyes

make a sig in honor of your favor Hero or Villian lol.

Originally posted by Joker1237
make a sig in honor of your favor Hero or Villian lol. yeah...hey what the f*ck thats supposed to mean?!?!

Originally posted by black robb
yeah...hey what the f*ck thats supposed to mean?!?!

He was just being funny

56. When you number both of your posts wrong in a certain thread.

-DM

...hehe

When you think to yourself......"Man, I wish I could Hulk up right now.."

When you tried to learn how to throw cards.

If you've EVER said the work "SNIKT!" out loud.

If you've ever tried to move a pencil with your mind....

If you've ever done hand geastures like the DBZ characters or like Dr.Strange.....

62.When going to the gym you always carry around comics to build your muscles in likeness of certain comic characters.

63. when you can list 63 ways in which should mean you read too many comic books

64. When you have absolutely no social skills yet can easily strike up conversations right away with complete strangers who also happen to be comic book fans.
65. You've memorized lines from your favorite comics verbatim
66. You've worn the same comic-themed t-shirt every day for over a week.

67 when you have someone telling you every 5 secs youre obsessed.
68 when youre me.

when all you can think of talking about IRL is Evangel's amalgam tourny

70. When you put an cape on your dog and call it "Krypto"...then throw it in the air to see if the rays of Sun affect it already.

27. when you call your house or room your base of operation.

28. When you call your bearded dragon Lockheed

(sorry about the miss numbering looking on the wrong page)

73. when you start asking your friends to join your crusade to fight against injustice against your fellow mutants

74. Wednsday is you're favorite day of the week.

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
74. Wednsday is you're favorite day of the week. haha good one!!!


75. when you call your four best friends your four horsemen and you get them to do villainous schemes so you can become a super mutant over lord unlike any the world has ever seen.

76. When every time that you see an mime/clown, you attack them in murderous rage, accusing them of killing your friends/family.

77. You keep diving into oil spills hoping one will turn out to be a symbiote.
78. You wear your underwear over your pants.
79. Wolverine is your new god.

77.You tell new people you meet that your whole family was killed by the hands of a deadly criminal even when your brother is standing next to you.

78. when you blame yourself for the death of you uncle ben and you don't even have an Uncle Ben

79. When you find most of these answers relate to you

80. when you dump your boyfriend or girlfriend cuz you don't your enemies to use her or him to get to you.

81.When you constantly call black men Bishop
82.When you constantly call asian women Jubilee
83.When you constantly call gay men Aquaman

84. when you decide to make some goblin serum so you can beat up that bully that pushed you off the monkey bars when you were 6.

85.When you wish someone would kidnap you in hopes to see batman

85. When you hang out close to nuclear plants and try to find bugs to bite you so you would gain superpowers.

86. When you being to purr, and wear cat collars
87.When you owe a whip
88. When your pastor at your church does not know your real name, but only knows you as catwoman.

86. when you thank Storm for a gentle summer show on a hot day.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf

87.When you owe a whip


naughty

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
86. When you being to purr, and wear cat collars
87.When you owe a whip
88. When your pastor at your church does not know your real name, but only knows you as catwoman. well im definitely guilty of 87naughty

*laughs*

Down boys

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
*laughs*

Down boys

I shall not bow down before a woman!

Cause I draw lightnings on my chest and pretend I'm as fast as the light.

Originally posted by 2Tidus!
I shall not bow down before a woman!

Cause I draw lightnings on my chest and pretend I'm as fast as the light.

89.When you start a "You know you've been reading too much comics when..." thread.

i'll bow before you.....

95. when you misnumber like a bunch of idiots
96. when your amalgam of Apollo and Doomsday is DoomsGay and its the funniest thing you've ever heard in ten years

Originally posted by colossus17
i'll bow before you.....

*laughs *

Then bow

BTW: Love your sig

thanx...

97. When you still want to collection action figures of your favorite superheros

98.When you flirt with Colossus17...

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
97. When you still want to collection action figures of your favorite superheros

Marvel Legends...

Originally posted by black robb
98.When you flirt with Colossus17...

99.When you call your "buddy" Mjolnir
100.If you actually watched Catwoman and Elektra
101.When you tell your girlfriend to dress up as Superman(also means your gay)

Originally posted by black robb
98.When you flirt with Colossus17...



Btw: pr I still collect action figures ..

102. when you know that the proper pronunciation for mjolnir is (MEE UL NEER) from seeing that episode of hercules when loki tricked into taking over Thor's job instead of consulting a dictionary or encyclopedia.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf


Btw: pr I still collect action figures ..

As do i...

103. When you know the eye colour, height and weight of every superhero...

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf


Btw: pr I still collect action figures ..

you mean dolls.................... you wuss!

This post is silly you can never read enough comics