Originally posted by K3VIL
Spider-Man: friendly Wall Crawler who save the granmas of all NY citizens from thugs wants your votes!
Wolverine: the crazy maniac who usually slice up everyone who drops his beer on the floor wants your votes!(And you'd better vote him or he'll cut you in half man, he's the best at what he does, but what he exactly do?)
Superman: the godly alien guy that with his being on earth caused major disasters like villains doing havok just for having revenge on him.Vote for banning Superman from Earth.Superman is also accused for citizens missings everytime someone notes he's quite similar to Clark Kent, every time it happens, the questing citizens disappear at superspeed.
Captain America: With my shield, I'll protect you all from bla bla bla
BOOOO!We want to see Thor!We want She-Hulk!Go back home shield-guy you're outdated!
Thor: Indeed, the Odin Son will grant you all beer, wild boar meat, and great fights!
Hey his hammer is half of the communist flag!
Thor's a communist!BOOOO!
Thor: Indeed, Mighty Mjolnir will shut up you!
She-Hulk: I promise you all I'll work for you citizens, for yours needs, I'll do everything for you
Show us the breasts!BREASTS!BREASTS!
She Hulk: Uh....ok -ZIP going down-
Vote She-Hulk!Vote the green big breast girl!
Batman: Vote for me, I AM THE NIGHT!I AM VENGEANCE!I AM BATMAN!
From the crowd a voice scream:
Who fu.ck.ing cares?
Batman: I'll smack down Superman with my kryptonite gun.
Hulk: Vote Hulk puny men, Hulk is the strongest there!
Aren't you too much old to wear those pants guy?Go get a fu.ck.ing t-shirt and cover yourself!
-Hulk stuck into the ground the man-
Hulk: Wanna vote for Hulk?
YES WE WANT HULK!HULK!HULK!
Flash: Vote for me, I'm fast.
From the crowd: I can swim, but I'm not in charge for being the President, idiot!
Flash: I can also reach lightspeed.
From the crowd: He's faster than Superman I'll vote him.
Luke Cage: Come on motha****as, are you outta your mind?
Wanna vote for freaks in spandex or wanna elect a real PIMP with jackhammer fists?I'll promise you female assess every day, and damn If you don't elect me, I'll call tha G-UNIT and get revenge on you all.
Yeh we should open up the election to more contenders.