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So, the enemy tv station just did a story on kyaking where their reporter, Joel, who I bump into in the field sometimes, was wearing a wetsuit. He looked funny. So I said to my reporter, "Hey dare me to call channel 46 and tell them in my best Napoleon Dynamite voice that ... ... .... blah blah blah, and she said, 'Yeah I dare you.'


So I picked up the phone and said, in my best Napoleon Dynamite voice, mind you . . . "Hey, could you guys like not show your reporter wearing a wetsuit again. I could see his bulge and it was friggin' GROSS!!!"

The operator said, 'Copy that'. And I hung up.

nice

hahahaha thats some good shit

Yeah, I can't wait to bump into that guy again in the field, so I can say, 'Hey, I heard Napoleon Dynamite called and complained about your bulge.'