Originally posted by SlipknoTBecause I didn't want to kick a priest's ass in the first place. Plus, I didn't want to kick a priests ass in front of four hundred high school students. Plus I did not want to get fired from my job. You see, the priest did not know that I was using the back door to the gym to set up a live shot with the cables from the live truck for the championship basketball game. After being there for an hour, the teachers knew I was there, but this priest must have shown up late. When I walked into the door to grab my tripod, he pushed me back and said, "Hey, you can't enter here!" I said, "I'm with the tv crew, God." He didn't even apologize.
Why didnt you kick his ass?
Odd thing, my four years as a news photographer, the only person to ever touch me is a Catholic School Priest. 😆
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
E-chu-ta 😉
"That sounds like a protocol droid!"
"Who are you?" (in a gruff stormtrooper's voice)
"Oh, um, no one. No, please don't get up! No!"
(Sound of blaster bolt. Gold protocol droid head rolls up against door, which promptly closes.)
Sorry. Just wanted to keep going with that!
Originally posted by amity75
I haven't but I always have an overwhelming desire to kick a nun up the arse whenever one walks past me in the street just to see the look on her face.
Make sure you have a reason to kick her anus.
Act all Satanist, and when they get offended kick her ass, then say she was making fun of your religion.