Holy Shit! Guys Guess What!

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Holy Shit! Guys Guess What!

Today when I woke up I had to Piss really bad, But I didnt want to get out of bed, So I grabbed an Empty Carton of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream that was Lying next to my bed and Pissed in that and nearly filled it to the top 😐

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-

You're sick.

Darth L. Dipsit Pimp of Good

Wow. That's a leak-resistant box! Ben & Jerry's, you say? Might be good for holding, um, well never mind.

Zatch_Bell Senior Member

sick dude.

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Re: Holy Shit! Guys Guess What!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Today when I woke up I had to Piss really bad, But I didnt want to get out of bed, So I grabbed an Empty Carton of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream that was Lying next to my bed and Pissed in that and nearly filled it to the top 😐

I once filled a Super Big Gulp cup while i was driving. 😄

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Did you get sleepy and accidentally sip out of it once?

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Re: Re: Holy Shit! Guys Guess What!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I once filled a Super Big Gulp cup while i was driving. 😄
What'd you do with it afterwards?

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-
Originally posted by SlipknoT
What'd you do with it afterwards?

Originally posted by dark1365
Did you get sleepy and accidentally sip out of it once?
cking King of the muscle shirts

I have a cousin who is a diabetic type two and he would drink a one litter coke in three minutes and he would pee in a jug while driving and we stopped somewhere and he let it out and it splashed all over the ground and it was where people would step in it.

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Reaaaaal mature.

a1hsauce Senior Member
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Today when I woke up I had to Piss really bad, But I didnt want to get out of bed, So I grabbed an Empty Carton of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream that was Lying next to my bed and Pissed in that and nearly filled it to the top 😐
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I once filled a Super Big Gulp cup while i was driving. 😄

thaattaaaa baby... 👆 👆 🤘

cking King of the muscle shirts

you don't have much of a choice if you were a diabetic.

The Russian Senior Member

Why didn't i ever think of that, and all this time i've been using 2% milk cartons

periera Senior Member

Man, you guys have it so easy. 🙁 I have to get up out of bed and run to the toilet if I have to piss.

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Shiiiiiiiit, Ruff life

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Re: Re: Re: Holy Shit! Guys Guess What!

Originally posted by dark1365
Did you get sleepy and accidentally sip out of it once?
Originally posted by SlipknoT
What'd you do with it afterwards?
Dudes, I simply dumped it out onto the highway and put the lid back on the cup and saved it for later. Cruise control makes it easy as well, by the way. Also, get rid of the straw so you won't even EVER drink it. 😉

periera Senior Member
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Shiiiiiiiit, Ruff life

Yeah well, that's what having a vagina gets you... 😛

alcoholicpoet Senior Member

Once I was walking around in the middle of a forest (don't ask me why) and I pissed on a fir tree.

a1hsauce Senior Member

TTH knows what hes doing ✅

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Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Once I was walking around in the middle of a forest (don't ask me why)
Trippin on acid? 😬