SnakeEyes's Wise Advice Thread
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SnakeEyes
Come here and tell me all of your problems and I will give you my wisdom and advice to help you out.
Darth L. Dipsit
This is a considerate thread. I applaud you, SnakeEyes, for finding such a constructive outlet!
Zenoside
Why do 24 hour seven-elevens have locks on thier doors?
Darth L. Dipsit
WHY DOESN'T CHEWBACCA WEAR PANTS?!!!
SlipknoT
I got shot at today, what shall I do?
SnakeEyes
Zenoside- Because they get robbed a lot and need to have extra safety precautions.
Dipsit- Because his fur covers any parts others would not like to see, and because if he wore pants he would get way too warm.
Slipknot- You should probably avoid anyone that you think might shoot at you again... and think about all actions that could get you shot at in the future.
The Tired Hiker
I gotta take a piss right now, but I'm too lazy to get up, so what should i do?
SlipknoT
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I gotta take a piss right now, but I'm too lazy to get up, so what should i do? Piss in a Ben & Jerry's carton
The Tired Hiker
There's nothing nearby to piss in, I checked already.
I'm about to burst.
SnakeEyes
TH- You could either take Slipknot's advice, grab a nearby bottle or other container OR you could just wing it/ relax and go in your pants....... No, but seriously if I were you I would just get up and walk to the toilet...
SnakeEyes
I am gonna hit the hay soon, in about 5 minutes so save your questions till tomorrow and I'll be back to answer them. But I do have time for one more, so GO!
The Tired Hiker
I ended up pissing in the toilet. Thanks guys!
SnakeEyes
No problem! Night everyone...
s|m
I have nothing to do today, and I am bored sh*tless.
Omg, what shall I do
?
LordFear
WHY DOES SHIT SMELLS?
I have a boil on my cock. Is that cause to be alarmed?
vaya_the_elf
Should I spend the weekend with my boyfriend?
SnakeEyes
slm- There are plenty of things you could do when you're bored. Such as: Go work out, watch a movie, play videogames, hang out with your friends, read or sleep. You pick...
LordFear- Shit smells because it is the waste that is not good for your body. Excrement smells bad because it IS bad...
Vaya- I think you should first see what his plans are, and if he is free, then by all means, go for it.
vaya_the_elf
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Vaya- I think you should first see what his plans are, and if he is free, then by all means, go for it.
It was his idea.
Just wondering if it was a good idea?
SnakeEyes
Oh, well unless you would rather do something else or have previous arrangements... then I can't see why it wouldn't be a good idea.
Oh and LordFear, as for that boil.... seek medical attention.
carnival_junkie
Everyone hates me.
Please give me useless advice on how I can rid myself of my teenage angst.
ps. = sarcasm.
now. sans sarcasm.
are you planning to be like. a shrink. or something of the sort?
SnakeEyes
No, I am not planning to be a shrink... I was just curious as to what other people's problems might be and also I wanted to broaden my KMC horizons and post more in the Off-Topic Forum...
vaya_the_elf
Help I lost my turtle?
SnakeEyes
Hmmmm... well this is a pretty big problem, I'm not even sure if I can even help you... but I will try. There is a good chance that the turtle is still somewhere near you or possibly still in the house (if you lost it inside) because turtles do not move very fast. I would thoroughly inspect the area around you and make sure that it is nowhere nearby. If you really can't find it after that, post flyers all over the place, with a somewhat decent award for whoever finds it, so that they will be motivated to do so. If that doesn't work, hire a private detective and pray to God that you get that turtle back.
carnival_junkie
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
No, I am not planning to be a shrink... I was just curious as to what other people's problems might be and also I wanted to broaden my KMC horizons and post more in the Off-Topic Forum...
that's sweet.
i could never do that... i can barely handle my own problems, let alone other people's. may sound selfish. but it's all a matter of what i can handle and what i cant.
SnakeEyes
It doesn't sound selfish. There are times where I feel the exact same way.
carnival_junkie
Yeah, I spent so much time of my life trying to sort out the issues that my friends had, be the optimist, etc...
got irritating after a while. had to go back to letting them fix things on their own.
vaya_the_elf
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Hmmmm... well this is a pretty big problem, I'm not even sure if I can even help you... but I will try. There is a good chance that the turtle is still somewhere near you or possibly still in the house (if you lost it inside) because turtles do not move very fast. I would thoroughly inspect the area around you and make sure that it is nowhere nearby. If you really can't find it after that, post flyers all over the place, with a somewhat decent award for whoever finds it, so that they will be motivated to do so. If that doesn't work, hire a private detective and pray to God that you get that turtle back.
I found it
SnakeEyes
Yes, that is very good news...
vaya_the_elf
Do you need some advice snakeeyes?
SnakeEyes
Hmmmm, well I am kinda bored. I guess I could use some advice on fun things to do, but that's kind of a dumb question.
vaya_the_elf
Do you like computer games?
vaya_the_elf
Play a computer game.
I would play neverwinter nights, or whatever you are into
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