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Ok you basically grab a spork and stab mist with a spork
* stabs mists eye out with a spork *
http://www.kk.org/cooltools/archives/spork.jpg

are you stealing my fetish with sporks??

first post!

sweet

*stabs mist with spork*

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
first post!

HA!

Originally posted by sblomie545
are you stealing my fetish with sporks??

I've loved sporks for much longer than you.

Originally posted by sblomie545
are you stealing my fetish with sporks??

Damn you! 2guns

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Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
HA!



I've loved sporks for much longer than you.


soo.. i still have a fetish with sporks...

Originally posted by sblomie545
are you stealing my fetish with sporks??

I made a thread about sporks before I even knew you

Rob...you totally stole my spork infatuation disgust

No I have gained a passion in sporks ever since I met Ken Kenobi

Ok not really, their random so why not be random by making threads about them

Come on, wheres the hardcore spork action? You should be sporking mists organs and guts out right now

*sporks mists guts and organs out*

Now we are going to settle this like men A game of tic tac toe I say

*sporks off Mists testicals*

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Now we are going to settle this like men A game of tic tac toe I say

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your move biatch

Originally posted by Mist
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your move biatch

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biatch

Your move biatch

*sporks off Mists toe*

* sporks off mists nose *

*sporks off Mists left ear*....Da Vinci!

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*sporks off mists hair*

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
*sporks off Mists left ear*....Da Vinci!

van goughe... or however u spell his name.. not da vinci... van gough....

anywho...

*sporks off the little patch of hair near his ear that he missed*

Originally posted by sblomie545
van goughe... or however u spell his name.. not da vinci... van gough....

anywho...
i cant be bothered to know the life story of every artist

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your move biatch

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
i cant be bothered to know the life story of every artist

sorry im in a cynical mood...

i love you and ur lack of knowledge on useless facts of dead artists

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hardcore

Originally posted by sblomie545
sorry im in a cynical mood...

i love you and ur lack of knowledge on useless facts of dead artists

im sorry, your not playing by the rules....this is your second post and still no sporking...another post like that and ill have you escorted to another thread

*sporks mist in his pinky finger....*

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Originally posted by sblomie545
*sporks mist in his pinky finger....*



thats better


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tie.

Originally posted by Mist
thats better


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tie.

ok we are both men of equal knowledge, only I have a bigger package than you but aside from that, we're acedemically the same

indeed.

we'll settle this over a cup of tea and some of deano's chocolate nobs..

Originally posted by Mist
indeed.

we'll settle this over a cup of tea and some of deano's chocolate nobs..

Ok and deano, slipknot, and some other random person will be the judges

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Ok and deano, slipknot, and some other random person will be the judges

I'm the random person since I'm European.

Right o mate!

yes. this may get a little heated. physical contact should be kept minimal, except during periods of tea sipping.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Right o mate!

Oui Monsieur!

Originally posted by Mist
yes. this may get a little heated. physical contact should be kept minimal, except during periods of tea sipping.

Ok and no low blows with the teacup, and no spitting chinese food out of your mouth

*sporks off mists big toe*

deal

Originally posted by Mist
deal

Ok let the competition begin Get the teacups, the chinese food, and your socks

*sporks off both of Mist's feet so he cant wear socks*

Originally posted by sblomie545
*sporks off mists big toe*

oh great, now i cant engage in the tea sipping face off!

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Ok let the competition begin Get the teacups, the chinese food, and your socks

*gets them*

let the face off begin


*sips*

Originally posted by Mist
oh great, now i cant engage in the tea sipping face off!

So that means that I win

*sporks off spleen*



dont ask me how.. im just gifted, that's all

Originally posted by Mist
*gets them*

let the face off begin


*sips*

Fine * sips a glass of tea and sneezes on mist * whoops

*sporks off both of mists middle fingers*

*sips more tea*

*eats one of deano's nobs* that doesnt sound good...

*coughs on rob* whoops

Originally posted by Mist
*sips more tea*

*eats one of deano's nobs*

*coughs on rob* whoops

* eats one of deanos chocolate fingers and points out that mists size tags didnt work * The judges take points off for that

* spits on mist * my bad

Originally posted by Mist
*sips more tea*

*eats one of deano's nobs* that doesnt sound good...

*coughs on rob* whoops
THATS SASSYS JOB


dance

Originally posted by sblomie545
*sporks off spleen*



dont ask me how.. im just gifted, that's all



Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
*sporks off both of mists middle fingers*

your both fired!

Originally posted by Mist
your both fired!

Lets call security

Originally posted by Mist
your both fired!
i thought that was the point of this thread

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
i thought that was the point of this thread

it was the point....now its interferring with our tea sipping contest



*sips more tea*

Originally posted by Mist
it was the point....now its interferring with our tea sipping contest



*sips more tea*

notice how both linds and i didn't pay attention to that...

*sips tea*

*sporks mists teacup*

Originally posted by Mist
it was the point....now its interferring with our tea sipping contest



*sips more tea*

F U C K that * drinks the whole pot of tea * I win

*makes another pot of tea...drinks it* muahahah

Mist I drank a whole pot of tea, I ate one of deanos fingers, I win

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
*sporks mists teacup*

ooh wonderful....there goes my tea!

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
F U C K that * drinks the whole pot of tea * I win


dammit rob.....that was the bong water.......ive got the teapot here...

Originally posted by Mist
ooh wonderful....there goes my tea!




dammit rob.....that was the bong water.......ive got the teapot here...

Ewww * takes teapot away from mist and drinks it all * I win

*sporks everyone, then runs away*

* chops off mists balls with a spork *

*sporks francheska*

Ok all of you get out of my thread, I dont trust you running around with sporks in my thread

what the hell is francheska?

your french name?

Originally posted by sblomie545
*sporks francheska*
yesssss....its about time!

Originally posted by Mist
what the hell is francheska?
I present to you......Francheska sheep its an undefined gender..(it gets around)

yes.. francheska has an undying love for linds and she is our computer sheep hoe...it is an undefined gender....

sheep

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
yesssss....its about time!

she deserved it allright

Ok now lets get back on the topic of sporks shall we * sporks everybodys eyes out *

*sporks out robs esophogus and makes it into a flute*

*sporks off robs tongue because he licks me like every 3 seconds *

* sporks out both of your voiceboxes so you can no longer speak *

*Sporks out Mist's eyes*

*sporks out robs knee caps and makes them into yamakas*

* sporks off sblomie's hands so that she cant hold a spork no more *

*sporks rob with toes in his small intestine*

*sporks out robs diaphragm*

Hey its two against one * does some kind of matrix move and sporks both of your fingers off *

i dont have fingers remember...

*sporks rob with toes in left eye brow...*

Originally posted by sblomie545
i dont have fingers remember...

*sporks rob with toes in left eye brow...*
you cant spork someone with toes hun...the point of sporking is using a spork

I win

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I win
ppsshhh

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
you cant spork someone with toes hun...the point of sporking is using a spork
i meant i was holding the spork with my toes

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
Yes, you you did win

Like always

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
shut up and lick me
If you insist...

licking

Heh ok you win, Im going to bed. Night Lindsay

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
i do not win because i sporked off sassy's hands so she sporked me while using her toes and linds got confused and thought she sporked me with her toes which really wouldn't make sense because that defeats the purpose of sporking... i have undying love for francheska and that is why i am so bitter towards linds, i am jealous that my dear sweet francheska is in love with linds and she shall pay, hence the creation of the sporking thread... i lvoe francheska

Originally posted by sblomie545
And everything I just said is a lie

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
yes.. yes what i just said was completely true.. i can admit it...

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Heh ok you win, Im going to bed. Night Lindsay
night Rob wavey

Originally posted by sblomie545
The names I come up with are already confusing enough so I know that you just lied

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
i love you sblomie

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
night Rob wavey

Night Lindsay, may the spork be with you

Originally posted by sblomie545
Good, thats better than loving a sheep

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Night Lindsay, may the spork be with you
haha that was the funniest thing ever...i forgot to put that in my profile!

Ok Im really going to bed now so you guys win already, night

wave bye rob!!! hehe have pleasent sporky dreams

Night for the 100th time Goodnight

night robert...go to bed!

*sporks rob before he leaves*

*Sporks Mist's toenails off*

Game on

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Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Ok you basically grab a spork and stab mist with a spork
* stabs mists eye out with a spork *
http://www.kk.org/cooltools/archives/spork.jpg

wow, so violent of you.

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feels ages since this thread opened, it was only 14 days ago or something

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True Mkay ng

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*stabs Mist in the arm with a spork*

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hmm...deja vu...

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Ng? You make the first move

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after this one

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Sure

screw it

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i win.

damn you

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i gotta go now...work time disgust

practise against the wall or something

Oh go to hell Peace and may the spork be with you

*stabs mist with a spork*

Ooooo that must hurt