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Remember that song from Afroman 'cause I got high'?
Well, since drugs are bad, let's see plain ol booze can inflict the same emotions. Poets and freestlyers gather around, cap a beer and shout it out loud!

'I was gonna dance sexy close to you, thinkin I was da man
Guess I should have passed on that one last can..
My flabbin legs just made me flunk,
Cause I got drunk, yeah I got drunk

Passing the mike!

ok, ok, let me show you one more time:

I asked you if wanted a smoke, when I was drunk
You'd like a camel, I got you skunk, cause I was drunk
Tried to light it, but I was drunk...
Missed the smoke but got your braid, cause I was drunk
No chance on getting layed, cause I was drunk
You where on fire, cause I was drunk
Just not your kind of desire, cause I was drunk

((lol it would help if i had the beat and the original lyrics in my head))

scissors

Poppin another one home's!

It was outside the bar where we met, and we got drunk
You wanted to go but ya bike had a flat (yo), and we were drunk
Offered you a ride on the back of mine, but I was drunk
The alcohol had my balance out of line, shit I was drunk
We hit the nearest phone-booth with much disaster (yeah), cause I was drunk
Now you're up to your neck in plaster, cause I was drunk, yeah I was drunk

I tried to enter my place, but I was drunk
I didn't have much grace, cause I was drunk
The key broke in the lock, left me without luck, cause I was drunk
Now I'm sleeping in the shed, instead of my soft bed, cause I got drunk
Rats are sniffing at my toes, chewing my pantyhose, cause I got drunk yey I got drunk

very nice Pan... quite amusing

i was gunna drive you home, but i was drunk
i was gonna call a cab with my phone but i was drunk...
now were stranded outside the club
and they wont let me back in the pub
cause im drunk,
cause im drunk
cause im druuunk..!! drunk

Yeeey! That's what I'm talkin bout B-girlz! afro
Keep em comin

On my way to the toilet to take a piss, cause I was drunk
Took my aim and it was a miss, cause I was drunk
Now I'm leaking on your closet-floor (ay), cause I am drunk
Guess I went in the wrong door, cause I'm drunk
Yo-yo-yo pop another one!

hmm.... this is interesting

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
hmm.... this is interesting

I must agree, how are those poetic skills working out, got some lines lines on this silly subject?

i posted in this gay ass thread, because i was drunk.
now its gonna leave my rep. for dead, becuz i was drunk.
and i know why im cying in bed, because i was druuunnkkk
cuz im drunk
cuz im drunk
cuz im drunk

i was gonna cook some dinner , but i was drunk
but i guess we'l just be thinner, cuz i cant cook
now your yellin at me
my visions getting hazy
cuz i got drunk , cuz i got drunk, cuz i got dunk
lalalalalala