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blahness...

doesnt anyone else find her completely annoying.. .I know her show has changed over the past 10 yrs or so... cause her show use to be just like Ricky Lake and stuff... but now it's about "helping people" or celebrity talk or stuff like that... but I find her show more and more annoying...

she says the stupidest things and people will clap or laugh their heads off at her...

but I would have loved to have been in the audience the day she gave everyone a car .. .Im so jealous

http://www.expressnews.ualberta.ca/expressnews/articles/images/040312-format-oprah.jpg

i want to be there when she gives out free cheese to her audience members..but i guess i'll just have to wait until im around 30 plus and having midlife crisis cry

you would rather have free cheese than a new car! ... tsk!

yes...and hopefully it would be moldy cheese..and i'd give it to you as a wedding gift....maybe if your lucky you'll get married on her show ..and she'll give you a free blow up tom cruise doll

i already have a tom cruise doll

I love Oprah

Oprahs awesome

really? you love her?

i like her

i find her more and more annoying

Well at least tom damn near beat her up for you http://www.big-boys.com/articles/tomkills.html

oh god

Oprah is in love with herself. She isnt as feeble as say...Dr. Phil. However, her so called knowledge, isnt knowledge, it's what smart people call common sense. I dont buy this whole saint oprah thing either. I believe she is trying to be a Saint, but only because it makes HER feel good and she gets back what she gives ten fold. I dotnmind her, but i do want to punch her in the face. I remember watching one of her shows, and it was about weight loss. Oprah showed clips of how she lost so much weight. It was a montage of her cooks and personall trainers helping her through the transition. After showing this, Oprah actually looked one of her guests who was struggling with wiegth issues right in the face and said. "if i can do it, any one can" Yeah, if you can afford a personall trainer and cooks to prepare your food.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Oprah is in love with herself. She isnt as feeble as say...Dr. Phil. However, her so called knowledge, isnt knowledge, it's what smart people call common sense. I dont buy this whole saint oprah thing either. I believe she is trying to be a Saint, but only because it makes HER feel good and she gets back what she gives ten fold. I dotnmind her, but i do want to punch her in the face. I remember watching one of her shows, and it was about weight loss. Oprah showed clips of how she lost so much weight. It was a montage of her cooks and personall trainers helping her through the transition. After showing this, Oprah actually looked one of her guests who was struggling with wiegth issues right in the face and said. "if i can do it, any one can" Yeah, if you can afford a personall trainer and cooks to prepare your food.

I completely agree with you on this... wish I could have personal trainers and cooks,.. and she has had some lipo suction in some places.. I dont care if she hasnt cause she has... would be nice...


she was good in The Color Purple... but that was way before her talk show

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
Well at least tom damn near beat her up for you http://www.big-boys.com/articles/tomkills.html

that was gay...but I laughed a little bit

mehness.i wouldnt take advice from her

did you see the video ? it was stupid

it wont play..i waited ages for it to load oh well eat

oh

*eats cheese to numb the pain of not being able to see the 'gay' video* eat

yea you are missing out... the video is done to star wars music... so .. you hate that stuff anyways

#eats cheese to celebrate me missing out on that video* eat

blah

halb

*licks KTL's avvy"

have you seen the website "Elijah Wood is very very gay"

yeah someone posted it in the elijah thread months ago..eat

and quit licking my avvy..i dont want your gross cooties all over it

i just found it last night... it's scary ... but maybe it's true

maybe you should go on oprah and discuss your fear with her..eat..I'll support you by being all hormonal in the audience

maybe... maybe she would give me a new car!!!! and a space ship to ride around in

wow that is so cool you could go cruising for alien babes ..and then when you get pregant you could go on jerry springer

jerry

there should be a smilie that says "Oprah!! Oprah!!"

uh huh and mg would use it all the time..and continually lick it

I dont have a licking problem...you do

well you would dry hump it then

hicup!

is hicup like a slang word for "i love to lick oprah smilies"?

NOOO... I actually have the hicups

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
did you see the video ? it was stupid thats the closest you're gonna come to see oprah getting injured

*starts to open her mouth but stops and sits down on the floor*

oprah is the best. shes like the only celebrity I see that donates money and helps around the world. I think she should run president that would be awesome, first female and african american president ever!!

^HELL NO!!!!!!

Johnny was on Oprah droolio

I wanna be Oprah when I grow up.

why????

cause oprah is the best

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
Johnny was on Oprah droolio

Well, he weighs less than her so that makes sense.

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????????????????????????????????

The hell are you talking about?

Ummm...I guess I was hoping no one would find that post. That was just me being stupid.

Whats new? Just kidding!

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
^HELL NO!!!!!! why not? is it because of her political views that you find....disagreeable?

what the hell? i know that oprah would be a good president and it would give women more rights so i say HELL YEAH!!!

Originally posted by rockinangel
what the hell? i know that oprah would be a good president and it would give women more rights so i say HELL YEAH!!! i have no problems with women's rights, my concern is how she would fix or at least erase some of the problems that plague our society and not just put a bandage over it....and no, i'm not naive

never said you were naive so where the hell did you get that???

Originally posted by rockinangel
never said you were naive so where the hell did you get that??? that part was not directed at you personally, but in general....to those who would think otherwise

Yeah okay...Whatever!

Originally posted by rockinangel
Yeah okay...Whatever! thank you....i'd bow down to you, but i can't seem to get that far down to your level tbh m8

what are you talking about?

me? actually nothing in particular

Oh, okay!

Originally posted by botankus
Well, he weighs less than her so that makes sense.
dude thats so mean... but shes worth millions

Yeah it is mean but thats okay because no one is nice all the time!

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
dude thats so mean... but shes worth millions

I was wondering if I had wasted my time typing that mess!

LMAO.. so what all is on this thread? anyone know?

I know there's gotta be one picture of Oprah in a swimsuit in this thread.

Good luck in finding it!

Originally posted by botankus
I know there's gotta be one picture of Oprah in a swimsuit in this thread. when yah do m8....tell me in not so many words

Okay!

ooh, baby

here this is a pic i just found!

This is my fave:

i wanna do this --->

but all i get is this --->

why would you want to do <that

it seemed like that right thing to do....?

so now you think that you have an excuse to dothat>

well that depends on what excuse i have....just don't show me a pic of oprah in a bikini, then i'll be fine

ugh!!! piggy!!!!!

naturally....then i'd lose all taste in women

why is that????

do i really wanna see a pic of oprah bikini clad....i don't think so

and if i did god forbid....i'd have to hide in a monastry to rid me of that visual....

lol!

exactly!!!

right, that's cool!!!!!!!!!!

'natch

what?

huh?

'natch....(naturally?)

back on topic

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