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I be a pirate says I!

Everyone join me pirate ship and drink whiskey, beer and other fermented vegetable drinks which poison ye liver!

Ye-argh!

My liver is evil.

Ye-argh!

All ye need is a parrot and ye will go far in life.

can i be the parrot that sits on your shoulder ... ... ...

eye yarrdrunk

Of course! Ye must be an inflatable parrot because using real-life parrots is unethical. Are you inflatable?

can I be a pirate??!

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Of course! Ye must be an inflatable parrot because using real-life parrots is unethical. Are you inflatable?

for you flirt1..yes i am .......

Everyone be a pirate! Shiver me timbers yarrr!

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
for you flirt1..yes i am .......

Tharr be good, yarr. Ye can sit on me lap if ye be horny...........

Parrots are feathery.

Originally posted by Imaginary
Parrots are feathery.
yes they are!

yarr matey...

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Tharr be good, yarr. Ye can sit on me lap if ye be horny...........

....


can i sit on your lap now... .y'know' ..just for fun ..

will you stroke my feathers .. ...

Colourful feathers

I'll stroke your feathers...naughty

KMC is the horniest place ever.

I love it































And yes Uneek, I'll stroke your feathers.........

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'll stroke your feathers...naughty

Promise .....




naughty

Originally posted by Red Superfly
KMC is the horniest place ever.

I love it




We're all a bunch of deprived nerds (in our case, Star Wars nerds.) What did you expect?

Originally posted by Red Superfly
KMC is the horniest place ever.

I love it































And yes Uneek, I'll stroke your feathers.........

....


that would be great ..


..ill get the Baby Oil .... naughty

That makes us so damn sexy though.

Good point.

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Promise .....




naughty

pinky swear



naughty

Originally posted by Red Superfly
KMC is the horniest place ever.
I love it


I know eh? I love it too

I promise Uneek.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
pinky swear



naughty

..




flirt1

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
..




flirt1

winkiss

Originally posted by Red Superfly
I promise Uneek.

flirt1 .....


naughty


meet me out back in 5

love that ninja

You're so horny Uneek, but I wouldn't change you for the world.

wink3

Originally posted by Red Superfly
You're so horny Uneek, but I wouldn't change you for the world.

wink3

flirt1..

why does everyone keep tell me that....


*gives bottle of Baby Oil to RedS*..angel_not

Originally posted by Ladyluck
love that ninja

I know it's so cool

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
flirt1..

why does everyone keep tell me that....


*gives bottle of Baby Oil to RedS*..angel_not

Awww.... cheers.........

























*drinks baby oil*

Oh ew

Oh, er......oops.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Awww.... cheers.........


*drinks baby oil*


....

you only get away with that cause your cute ...glare ....

Awww Uneek, I'm flattered.

I didn't drink all of it, you can have some if you want, it's not half bad.

Actually maybe if I rub it all over you it would be better.

*rubs*

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Awww Uneek, I'm flattered.

I didn't drink all of it, you can have some if you want, it's not half bad.

Actually maybe if I rub it all over you it would be better.

*rubs*

that sounds like a good iodea <--serious face

in fact i insist that you rub it all over me ...especially my feathers

Oily feathers... ick

Maybe I'll do just that.

*rubs, especially over feathers*

You like that? How about I do this circular motion? Is two fingers okay?

Think of it like greasy hair msn-tongue

Originally posted by Red Superfly


Maybe I'll do just that.

*rubs, especially over feathers*

You like that? How about I do this circular motion? Is two fingers okay?



are you sure this is a pirate ship?!

The wetter, the better.

walk the plank!

Originally posted by Red Superfly


Maybe I'll do just that.

*rubs, especially over feathers*

You like that? How about I do this circular motion? Is two fingers okay?

WOw.......that great


youve done this before havnt you....flirt1....

naughty

He seems rather... ah, experienced

Originally posted by Imaginary
He seems rather... ah, experienced

hm...yes ........thats not really a bad thing ...

Originally posted by Red Superfly
The wetter, the better.

....

How about I rub a little faster this time? Maybe it will help if I turn you over and try it like this........

(am I really cybering with Uneek? I hope so )

To a degree Let's just call it... foreplay.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
How about I rub a little faster this time? Maybe it will help if I turn you over and try it like this........

(am I really cybering with Uneek? I hope so )

oh my ..i didnt think youd be so blunt about it



carry on...

i do have a pm button you know ...

Yeah that's what I thought. But any longer and I think I won't be able to contain myself........

*carries on in public*

Quite the exhibitionists aren't we?

Then us perves would miss out on the fun

Originally posted by Imaginary
To a degree Let's just call it... foreplay.

all i wanted was to be a parrot ..

Originally posted by Imaginary
Then us perves would miss out on the fun

yea!

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Yeah that's what I thought. But any longer and I think I won't be able to contain myself........

*carries on in public*

Quite the exhibitionists aren't we?

whats your point ....
Originally posted by Imaginary
Then us perves would miss out on the fun

im here for your entertainment ....one night only ...please put your money in the hat ...

*pulls out a 50*

*puts a 35 in the hat*

Originally posted by Imaginary
*pulls out a 50*

Originally posted by Ladyluck
*puts a 35 in the hat*

drool...more..more ...

Sorry, I'm broke

Well, I must admit that this Pirate Ship O'Merriness turned out to be a raging success. It's 2:56 in the moring here but that doesn't matter, I'm as energetic as the Energizer Bunny. I keep going all night baby.

*carries on with Uneek*

I think we better turn it up a notch.

(Donations will be accepted at the door and via the hat that is being passed around.)

Come on Ladybrood, let's get a good seat!

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Well, I must admit that this Pirate Ship O'Merriness turned out to be a raging success. It's 2:56 in the moring here but that doesn't matter, I'm as energetic as the Energizer Bunny. I keep going all night baby.

*carries on with Uneek*

I think we better turn it up a notch.

(Donations will be accepted at the door and via the hat that is being passed around.)

rub it in hard...just the way i like it ....get in between my feathers ....yea do it like that droolio,,....your really good with your hands.....

i love the way you to that with your finger ...oohh not so hard now .....ahh....

ooo...that feels sooo good...droolio...

Yeah, think I'll slip it in now, you ready? Oh yeah, feels good. You like it hard and fast. I can go like this allll night.

*ruffles Uneeks feathers good and hard*

you got it broodinary!

droolio

That's hot.

...Originally posted by Red Superfly


Yeah, think I'll slip it in now, you ready? Oh yeah, feels good. You like it hard and fast. I can go like this allll night.

*ruffles Uneeks feathers good and hard*

....droolio....

do that again...droolio.....

oh this feels sooo good....

oh whats that..in your pocket ....?.....do you have a packet of Crackers for me or are you just happy to see me ....flirt1

No, I'm VERY happy to see you Uneek.....

*gives Uneek a very big surprise*

Oh yeah.........

Originally posted by Red Superfly
No, I'm VERY happy to see you Uneek.....

*gives Uneek a very big surprise*

Oh yeah.........

WOW...thats really big.......

can i touch it? hyper

Sure, you can come and sit on my lap if you like!

What are these? Panties? You don't need these for what I have planned.....

*rips Uneeks clothes off*

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Sure, you can come and sit on my lap if you like!

What are these? Panties? You don't need these for what I have planned.....

*rips Uneeks clothes off*

on your lap....what about that huge thing there *points to RedS crotch* its seems to be in the way..

what shall i do with it?..is there somewhere i can i put it?...


how did my clothes get on the floor...?

well im already naked..( being a parrot and all )

its soo cold..mind if i get closer to you....

oh my big surprise is quite hard...oh and its warm.....mind if i play with it ?

uneek you never fail to make me laugh

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
on your lap....what about that huge thing there *points to RedS crotch* its seems to be in the way..

what shall i do with it?..is there somewhere i can i put it?...


how did my clothes get on the floor...?

well im already naked..( being a parrot and all )

its soo cold..mind if i get closer to you....

oh my big surprise is quite hard...oh and its warm.....mind if i play with it ?



Go ahead. It's all yours........

Originally posted by Ladyluck
uneek you never fail to make me laugh

Originally posted by Red Superfly


Go ahead. It's all yours........

*plays with Her Big surprise...rubbing it between her hands..up and down..the lengh..slowly then gaining speed...circling the 'tip' before stroking again*

*REdS moans*

want me to stop?..

REdS = ...Feck no

but its spitting at me!..is that a good thing?.... my hands are sticky...whats going on? ..

hahahahahaha!!!

Keep going! keep going! Don't stop now. I have loads in reserve......

We can try this too....

*dives between Uneeks legs, with my face in her crotch, hers in mine*

You liking that baby? I can do loadsa things with my tongue, feel that?.........

Yeah that's amazin', keep doin' that, suck harder.........

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Keep going! keep going! Don't stop now. I have loads in reserve......

We can try this too....

*dives between Uneeks legs, with my face in her crotch, hers in mine*

You liking that baby? I can do loadsa things with my tongue, feel that?.........

Yeah that's amazin', keep doin' that, suck harder.........



...droolio...

*turns RedS over and sits on his face..rocking back and forth*
*his tongue flickering widly.* droolio....
*turning round...(still on his face:rolleyes...bends over to my big surprise, continues playing with it ...getting even stickier..not as sticky as RedS face.......yet ....*

Originally posted by Ladyluck


....




trying my best to keep this as PG13 as possible ...

uneek I love you

Originally posted by Ladyluck
uneek I love you

good.....its your turn next ...naughty.....


i love this pirate ship

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
good.....its your turn next ...naughty.....


i love this pirate ship



me too

*Carries on flicking tongue wildly*

Yeah you like that?

Uneek: "Hell yeah, I think I'm gonna........"

*My face is getting very sticky*

Right, time for the big finale........

*flips Uneek over, and has wild sex with her, up down, back to front, on the shelf, and finally starts to bang her stood up against the wall*

Oooh baby! I don't think I can take it anymore!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Red Superfly
*Carries on flicking tongue wildly*

Yeah you like that?

Uneek: "Hell yeah, I think I'm gonna........"

*My face is getting very sticky*

Right, time for the big finale........

*flips Uneek over, and has wild sex with her, up down, back to front, on the shelf, and finally starts to bang her stood up against the wall*

Oooh baby! I don't think I can take it anymore!!!!!!!

Jebus H Christo im being Manhandled and i love it ..droolio...

*holds onto the pirate ship thingy to steady myself....from falling*

*wraps legsaround RedS's waist while he's thrusting like a madman*

*feeling the pressure build inside me i let out a load moan pulling him closer to me....he pumps faster..my eyes roll back into my head...the ship shakes..books fall fromthe wall .. LadyL..is seen running from the doorway..she returns seconds later with a box of Kleenex tissues..her tongue hanging out of her mouth... like this ---->drooly '


Uneek = droolio

Reds = droolio

LL = drooly

LOL!!

Jebus H Christo indeed!

Ladyluck cannot stand there and watch anymore, she starts to undress just as Uneek starts to climax.

*I bend Uneek over the starboard bow and ram her from behind, harder and harder*

Uneek: "Yes yes! Yeeeeeees!"

Me: "I'm so glad I chose you as my parrot after all"

*We both climax and collapse on the bed, lighting a cigarrette*

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Both very sticky after some intense cyber

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Jebus H Christo indeed!

Ladyluck cannot stand there and watch anymore, she starts to undress just as Uneek starts to climax.

*I bend Uneek over the starboard bow and ram her from behind, harder and harder*

Uneek: "Yes yes! Yeeeeeees!"

Me: "I'm so glad I chose you as my parrot after all"

*We both climax and collapse on the bed, lighting a cigarrette*

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Both very sticky after some intense cyber

droolio....

*walks over to the window like a penguin, after being rammed and covering Reds in censored*

*turns to look at LL....who is still like this drooly*

*with censored dripping down my leg.., i run a finger up my thigh stopping the droplet.. i look at my finger ....thinking weather or not i should put it inmy mouth....*

*puts finger in mouth..because i can,...*


Uneek = hmmm......taste chicken flirt1

REds = drool...

LL = drooly

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
droolio....

*walks over to the window like a penguin, after being rammed and covering Reds in censored*

*turns to look at LL....who is still like this drooly*

*with censored dripping down my leg.., i run a finger up my thigh stopping the droplet.. i look at my finger ....thinking weather or not i should put it inmy mouth....*

*puts finger in mouth..because i can,...*


Uneek = hmmm......taste chicken flirt1

REds = drool...

LL = drooly

Now this is my kinda girl, You drive me kerazy

Aww to hell with it, lets go at it again...........

*Takes Uneek from behind, legs wrapped around waist as she holds onto window ledge*

Ooooh yeah, I can't help it, your just so damn HOT, I'm gonna work it all night baby..........

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Now this is my kinda girl, You drive me kerazy

Aww to hell with it, lets go at it again...........

*Takes Uneek from behind, legs wrapped around waist as she holds onto window ledge*

Ooooh yeah, I can't help it, your just so damn HOT, I'm gonna work it all night baby..........

Lol ...


lol

sorry guys ... im off now ...

Later guys wavey...bye

Yeah, I see YOU again real soon.



Buh bye!

bye uneek!! love ya! kisses

So, Ladyluck....

































How you doin'?

Red, I'm doing good, and yourself?

*cough*

dark, don't worry

I'm doin fine my dear

Well that was interesting, I'm gonna have to go now, but that was certainly..........surreal.

buh bye!

lol okay.....

haha yea, that was quite the...expedition you two had there

later, red

Laterz, Red.

bump youpi

Ah, hello again Uneek. Up for a quickie?

throws in a 10

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Ah, hello again Uneek. Up for a quickie?

thought youd never ask


*rips clothes off and jumps onto REdS slamming him against a wall *

Originally posted by Ladyluck


throws in a 10

thank you naughty

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
thank you naughty

any time naughty

Wow, that was amazing Uneek - you get better everytime!

Same time tomorrow?

naughty

Originally posted by Ladyluck
any time naughty





meet me out back in 20

Originally posted by Red Superfly


Wow, that was amazing Uneek - you get better everytime!

Same time tomorrow?

naughty
if you want



*...winks at LL naughty...*

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused




meet me out back in 20



you got it

naughty

Originally posted by Ladyluck


you got it

naughty


flirt1


naughty ....

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
flirt1


naughty ....

Smilie convention .......


hug.....kisses...

Oooh I think I missed a lot

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Smilie convention .......


hug.....kisses...



kiss......naughty

Originally posted by Imaginary
Oooh I think I missed a lot

your cheque bounced ...shrug....

Originally posted by Ladyluck


kiss......naughty








passion

I love my Pirate Pimp Ship.

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused

passion

I love it!!

winkiss

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I love it!!

winkiss

for you rose3

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
for you rose3

thank you

and for youflowers

Originally posted by Ladyluck
thank you

and for youflowers

bag...........h045

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
bag...........h045



passion

I stole your smilie...sorry

K I'll see you girls around sometime, Cap'n Superfly is signin' off.

I hand control over to First Mate Uneek.

See ya later.

*slaps Uneek and LL on the ass on the way out*

Originally posted by Red Superfly
K I'll see you girls around sometime, Cap'n Superfly is signin' off.

I hand control over to First Mate Uneek.

See ya later.

*slaps Uneek and LL on the ass on the way out*



bye! hug

Originally posted by Red Superfly
K I'll see you girls around sometime, Cap'n Superfly is signin' off.

I hand control over to First Mate Uneek.

See ya later.

*slaps Uneek and LL on the ass on the way out*

..ohh......


Later REdS


sadly im off to.. ( its 2 :30 something am)...illcatch you guys and guyettes Later


LL.....ill definetly cath you later naughty





..passion

Later Sweets

naughtylater uneek

kisseshug