Ahhhh Dingle Berries

Well just a little while ago I was on the couch watching Return of the Living Dead and I had to piss really bad but didnt wat to get up, and a little bit before I had just finished a Mountian Dew, so i grabbed the bottle and pissed in there, So just a few minutes ago I had forgotten I pissed in it, and you know how they're both yellow, well I went to take a sip but smelled it and stopped, but still some splashed up on my lips 😘

-Peach Cobler

First Post!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well just a little while ago I was on the couch watching Return of the Living Dead and I had to piss really bad but didnt wat to get up, and a little bit before I had just finished a Mountian Dew, so i grabbed the bottle and pissed in there, So just a few minutes ago I had forgotten I pissed in it, and you know how they're both yellow, well I went to take a sip but smelled it and stopped, but still some splashed up on my lips 😘

-Peach Cobler

Umm...hooray?

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
First Post!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well just a little while ago I was on the couch watching Return of the Living Dead and I had to piss really bad but didnt wat to get up, and a little bit before I had just finished a Mountian Dew, so i grabbed the bottle and pissed in there, So just a few minutes ago I had forgotten I pissed in it, and you know how they're both yellow, well I went to take a sip but smelled it and stopped, but still some splashed up on my lips 😘

-Peach Cobler

I hope you didn't want anyone on this site to ever kiss you...

😘

your now tainted with piss..

from now on I shall only know you as Pisslips!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I told you to ****ing stop that.

I love how you react to that.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I hope you didn't want anyone on this site to ever kiss you...

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well just a little while ago I was on the couch watching Return of the Living Dead and I had to piss really bad but didnt wat to get up, and a little bit before I had just finished a Mountian Dew, so i grabbed the bottle and pissed in there, So just a few minutes ago I had forgotten I pissed in it, and you know how they're both yellow, well I went to take a sip but smelled it and stopped, but still some splashed up on my lips 😘

-Peach Cobler

nice

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Damn! Thats just What I was wishing for, an online relationship 🙄

whatever pisslips... 🙄

did it taste alright?😕

You want a trophy or somethin?

I didnt actually get a taste of it

Originally posted by Zenoside
You want a trophy or somethin?

yes

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
whatever pisslips... 🙄

pisslips! thats genius!

Why the fu*k would you piss in a can? Just pause it or wait until commercials.

No, I'm lazy

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No, I'm lazy

That's still nasty. Did it go into your mouth?

no, just a little drop in the corner of my lip, hence the term pisslips

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well just a little while ago I was on the couch watching Return of the Living Dead and I had to piss really bad but didnt wat to get up, and a little bit before I had just finished a Mountian Dew, so i grabbed the bottle and pissed in there, So just a few minutes ago I had forgotten I pissed in it, and you know how they're both yellow, well I went to take a sip but smelled it and stopped, but still some splashed up on my lips 😘

-Peach Cobler

And you say I make stupid, pointless threads...

i think Im gonna throw up!!!