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happybday

have a great day!

happy birthday, i was gonna buy you a cake, a card and a present, but then i thought....i dont have any money


so heres 4 cents instead! *gives slip 4 cents*

Happy birhday dude**Grab's a bit of cake and runs off**

Have A beer 4 me bro

Originally posted by SlipknoT


so how old are you now?

Happy Birthday Ryan, go eat a hippos leg or something euro

Originally posted by Deano
so how old are you now? 4

Happy birth day Ryan! have a shcnozzberry and an ankledeep flavored juice.

Originally posted by Mist
happy birthday, i was gonna buy you a cake, a card and a present, but then i thought....i dont have any money


so heres 4 cents instead! *gives slip 4 cents* Dude, I can buy 4 Swedish Fish with that!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
4

Dammit! I'm only -4.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
4

3 months and im 4 too time flys

*hands slipknot a soccer ball*

have fun with this ball

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Dude, I can buy 4 Swedish Fish with that!

i just heard they ran out of Swedish Fish! damn!

but you can buy 4 cans of sakflgashasdbsa instead!

Originally posted by Deano
3 months and im 4 too time flys Damn Man We're getting up there, and this balls means everything to me

jdskhfskfkj

Happy Birthday.

Originally posted by Mist
i just heard they ran out of Swedish Fish! damn!

but you can buy 4 cans of sakflgashasdbsa instead! Only 3 and a half here in the states

really? that sucks, must be the currency exchange

I say we bomb the Embassy

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I say we bomb the Embassy

lets bomb it with fish

No, lets bomb it with Phish

For his Birthday, I would like to recite Ryan a poem I wrote.

Everytime a bell rings,
Ryan is doing drugs

I love it

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No, lets bomb it with Phish

or with phush

Happy birthday Ryan

or phush and chups...or whatever they say in new zealand..

usaflag

for a birthday treat you get to stick this big flag in to the ground

Originally posted by Mist
or phush and chups...or whatever they say in new zealand..

i love fash and chups!

Thanks man, But I'd rather beat the shit out of this guy wheelchair

wheelchair

watch it, he's a feisty one!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I love it

sweet!

Happy Birthday, Slipz...

Originally posted by Mist
wheelchair

watch it, he's a feisty one! Ok, I'll just Cap dat fooblue_bandana

He's getting away!

wheelchair
wheelchair
wheelchair
wheelchair

better watch it slip, looks like he has friends!

http://bartvermeulen.sp.nl/images/louenandy.jpg

have you got a picture of him by himself in the wheelchair like that?

Originally posted by Mist
have you got a picture of him by himself in the wheelchair like that?

they are always togeva

http://opik.obs.ee/osa5/ptk08/pildid/swhs.jpg

Originally posted by Mist
wheelchair
wheelchair
wheelchair
wheelchair

better watch it slip, looks like he has friends!
gun_bandana
gun_bandana
gun_bandana
gun_bandana
gun_bandana

stop shooting the wheelchair man

NO! Hes in a Rival gang!

Originally posted by Deano
they are always togeva

nevermind then, ill just photoshop that one..

Originally posted by SlipknoT
NO! Hes in a Rival gang!

oh ok shuriken

sleepy

bike2

I think i may go to bed in a little time

me too

its 08:49 am

Originally posted by Deano
me too

its 08:49 am I've been doig that on KMC alot lately, so whatcha gonna have for breakfast?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I've been doig that on KMC alot lately, so whatcha gonna have for breakfast?

jam on burnt toast

you?

Old Domino's pizzatrumpet

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Old Domino's pizzatrumpet

cool
i wish the chinese was open this time of mornin

Damn, now I have a craving for chinese

me too...if i get to bed now..when i wake up..they shud just be opening
so its all good

Yea i think I'm gonna go retrive to the old sack too

happy birthday, i was gonna buy you a cake, a card and a present, but then i thought....i dont give a sh*t!

so have a sucky ass birthday pisslips!

petpet

gdnite all!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
i was gonna buy you a cake, a card and a present, but then i thought....i dont give a sh*t!


... pfft

so how old r u?

Happy Birthday! i thought of getting u a card and a prezzie, and as they say it's the thought that counts!

happy B-day!

Here's your present...


http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3125/4280pg89yesteryear7eu.jpg

Happy Retirement!

Slipknot is a great band, you however aren't, but happy birthday...

felice cumpleanos!

cuantos anos tienes?

Originally posted by Deano
happybday

have a great day!


yep... HAPPY BDAY, slipknot

Happy Birthday Slip!Have a good one!and do not do anything that I would not do!jm

its not really his birthday

you silly people

I knew that, he wasn't on the list at the top of the homepage.

happu day that is not your birthday...............this is like a tamaranian ritual to observe the days that you live....you dont get a present but you still get older.

its fooled some people though

Originally posted by Deano
happybday

have a great day!

Happy birthday Slip.

Happy B Day

Happy birthday, Ryan.

Originally posted by Deano
its not really his birthday

I got tricked.

Originally posted by Deano
its not really his birthday Originally posted by Deano
you silly people
you sneaky you

So what? Get with the occasion!!

Originally posted by Scythe
Slipknot is a great band, you however aren't, but happy birthday... So what, you're saying I'm not a Great band? ..

I think Ryan's a great band.

happy b-day shock

I know it's late, but happy birthday Slip

It isnt my birthday

silly goose

its americas b-day glare

tomorrow

right now for me

oh different here

sry

its ok , its the worlds fault for moving

lol

Originally posted by Wolflet
its ok , its the worlds fault for moving

****ing world! 2guns

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sings slip the birthday song*

Its not his birthday.

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Its not his birthday.

that little f*cker

Happy Birthday Slippy Boy!!!!

here is your present enjoy:

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/111000/111206XDfC_w.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/JosieGellar/sock3.jpg
http://www.americancandy.de/images/dr.pepper.jpg

you can have an eggo...

Ok, I'm going to tell everyone one more time, It is NOT I, SlipknoT, the KMC member you've all come to know and loves Birthday.

HAPPY BDAY!!!!!! bday

Originally posted by Clovie
HAPPY BDAY!!!!!! bday Did you not read the above post?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Did you not read the above post? i had now.

but eyy...it's still someone's bday, right?

Yea, mechmoggy's

slipknot its your birthday, happy birthday slipknot